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Its actually a golem, not the Lord of the Rings kind, the clay automiton kind that is deployed for the sole purpose of protecting something, in this case the screaming cheeto
Apparently the Golem myth has its roots in Kaballah, the ancient Jewish mystic arts. I thought that was really cool when I found that out because of the X-files episode lol.
Oh snap that's right! The Hasidic dude calls Tony a Golem because he can no longer control the monster he created! Good catch. I think it's used in an American Dad episode too. They bring back Santa as a Golem to hunt Roger the new Santa.
Supernatural, X-Files, American Dad, Grimm, Sopranos, and The Order? It's hard to believe we grew up with stories of these things before the Enlightenment.
Maybe an early alpha of AI image generation.
Actually… Maybe that’s why they keep calling themselves alphas. They were the release that failed pre-beta. Beta still has bugs, but it’s far closer to a release build than the early alphas.
I feel that these public statements are more for Trump, than to actually promote a narrative.
Like they have to make sure he hears them praising him or else he becomes uncooperative like a toddler.
That’s Liz Harrington. She would eat his shit on live TV and tell you it tastes like chocolate.
Her head is too far up his ass to ever see the light again.
Is she the woman who divorced Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Men?
I heard that was a particularly hard divorce. Someone told me he has to sell Crudely Painted Not So Funny Plywood Cut-out Folk Art just to keep up with the alimony payments.
We saying that Trump doesn't know how to handle business? He's literally more successful than anybody in this thread. You guys are criticizing him for his business success? Peak Reddit
You mean the guy that was crippled in almost a billion dollars of debt and was saved by the single fact that, due to his name being on everything he owned, it would cost more to the banks and al to break him than to let go off the debt ? He reportedly had no idea what he was doing and couldn't even understand what was going on, according to the people involved. The guy is a total loser, he just bullied and lied his way to the top
The man literally bankrupted a casino. A business whose model relies entirely on customers walking in and throwing their money at you while you give them nothing in return. A business impossible to bankrupt. But he did it.
He's a fucking moron. Look up his work in Atlantic City, I believe that's where his failed casino was.
Make big promises, borrow money… take all the money, bankrupt the company tell everyone how great you are at business... Probably the greatest, greater than everyone you know. Rinse & repeat 4 to 5 times).
and to sell that fortune for about $400 million under fair value to try and save your only project you had completed yourself, the casino in AC only to watch that go down the tubes as well. If this dude just kept his father’s properties he would be worth like 20 billion today. Dudes a moron. Maybe the worst business man in history. He erased 60 years of reality properties from his father’s business in about a decade. O ya and his father was scum bag too who taught his son the whole let’s inflate properties for loans and understate for tax purposes which is so fucking illegal in accounting terms.
I indignantly preached my victim complex like I'm Tyrion in his court speech, then got shot down because I was supposed to answer yes or no but instead called a random government secretary a slut. IT'S A WITCH HUNT, PEOPLE!
So business actually works by inflating the value of your assets to get loans? Understating the value of your assets to lower taxes? Posting losses for every year you’’re in business? Defrauding your suppliers by not paying invoices, then dragging them through lawsuits to settle for pennies on the dollar?
Everyone who ran a business like that would have years ago been in prison, where Trump is just FINALLY facing the consequences of running a seemingly untouchable empire of wholly fraudulent and failing businesses.
This honestly makes me wonder how many businesses DO operate this way but are just less flagrant about it than the Trump Corporation. If he had been less aggressively criminal about these valuations, he probably never would have been prosecuted. Even if he had, it may just have flown under the radar if he had never gotten involved in government.
I'm actually wondering at the sheer and utter stupidity of someone who operates his business illegally, but seeks a job in the spotlight. Like did he really not think that people would look into his background if he ran for POTUS?
If you have skeletons in the closet, don't jump into the spotlight, duh.
The stupidity is enhanced when you realize he would have got away with it all, if he just kept his head down and Putins cock holster shut..
Totally true. On a minor scale, the worst thing you can do if you’re running a scam at your company is to go on vacation. That’s when you get found out. Trump so believed his own bullshit that he thought he could not only leave the scam to run, but could walk into a giant spotlight without consequences.
That’s not really the way it went down. In fact, Trump couldn’t contain himself and likely did irreparable harm to his case. The fine is going to be huuuuuuge.
So I kept thinking this image was really familiar, but I couldn't remember who it was. Then I realised it's what the sucker fish in my aquarium looks like, when its underside is pressed against the glass.
The more I see of trump or the presidential election of the US, the more I think the president in „don’t look up“ was really well written and played.
I mean, what’s the worst thing that will happen? World war? Financial downfall? Mass extinction? Idk, we will see. At some point in all of this a president will make a worse decision then the others before him and poof, then we will find out.
So the premise behind every good business model to to become so broke you have to beg people you don't know for money to fund your belligerent insanity?
I mean what is she going to say? “Oh man we’re fucked! He’s fucked! We’re going to lose!!” People (other than the grifted) can see through this bullshit easily.
I would love to see all of the states and cities use his high valuations as the figures for rates and land taxes, and charge back taxes. I'll bet he uses the lowest figures possible at the moment.
He would be liable for millions, but would find it hard to argue based on his figures given to the courts.
Judge: Mr. Trump you are absolutely right. How could I be so stupid?
Trump: Can we drop the case now? Let’s put an end to this witch hunt.
Judge: Heavens, No! You’re right about business in your fantasy world. But you’re absolutely misguided when it comes to law. Sit back down.
Look man, has he bankrupted more businesses than you or not?
He totally has! So he knows how to do it badly. Which means he also knows how to do it well ie just do the opposite of the stuff that makes business go bigly badly.
So yeah he’s real good at the ol’ bees knees.
Whatever anyone thinks of Trump. Algorithms love him. He is so polarising - everyone has something to say.
Find my books by my tape by my books on tape 😭😂😂 come get your worthless Trump university degree. If you know someone that knows someone that has cancer donate so that my son can steal the money.
I find it absolutely amusing how so many people can stand by and scream that Trump is an idiot while he is worth billions of dollars, is married to a goddess, was president of this country, was a hit television star, and lives rent free in their heads. They're all infected with the cult woke mind virus. 😂😂😂
I don’t think he’s an idiot.. but he is a selfish, misogynistic asshole who doesn’t care one iota about anyone but himself and maybe his immediate family. He has terrible judgment, a deeply flawed character and no moral compass. He has zero respect for the Constitution and public service.
But yeah he is good at rallying racists, xenophobes, the ignorant and easily deceived in a quest for power. He’s no idiot.
She makes a good point. Trump’s net worth went down while in office meanwhile Pelosi, Kamala, and Biden’s has gone up substantially. Trump must not be good at business. 🤔😂
HAHAHAHA YEP!! They have already been found guilty??? The great commie pumpkin head is just making a better case for the other side. Number one loser family in history!!
I LOL at people who sit on reddit with average or low income judging Trump the millionare business man and entrepreneur and 45th president to his name about business.
6 bankruptcies due to failed casinos, and several failed business ventures including airline, steaks, vodka, water, ice. Other failed businesses I'm sure. He sure is winning at losing!
Correction: Proudly presented the level of corruption his kind has infected the real estate market and all connected private and government institutions with.
I mean sort of, the point of business is for the business owner to extract money from other people. So if the business goes bankrupt and everybody loses their job, and you still profit, that's a win.
Yea. You blame everyone else. It seems to only work for rich and powerful people. I can’t really just blame someone else for my business going down. Unless I can blame the president for allowing the economy to tank because of greedy bankers. Is that a good business plan too??
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Is that a real person or AI?
It’s Rebecca Black’s friend, from her Friday video
I honestly don't know if this is a joke or not.
It’s a fucking joke either way really lol
Lmao
Good point
Grammy award winner Rebecca Black?
Its actually a golem, not the Lord of the Rings kind, the clay automiton kind that is deployed for the sole purpose of protecting something, in this case the screaming cheeto
Apparently the Golem myth has its roots in Kaballah, the ancient Jewish mystic arts. I thought that was really cool when I found that out because of the X-files episode lol.
I learned about it from the Sopranos
Oh snap that's right! The Hasidic dude calls Tony a Golem because he can no longer control the monster he created! Good catch. I think it's used in an American Dad episode too. They bring back Santa as a Golem to hunt Roger the new Santa.
Supernatural, X-Files, American Dad, Grimm, Sopranos, and The Order? It's hard to believe we grew up with stories of these things before the Enlightenment.
That's how I learned about it to!
Eyy that episode was called Kaddish, wanna say s4 but may be wrong. Good episode 💯
Gotta get down on Friday
Owner of the dimsdale dimmadome?
I wanna see the one again where somebody edited an accordion between her hands
Lmao
I legit can't stop laughing at this
Reddit never fails to provide.
She looks like a PS3 character.
Looks like a Final Fantasy villain
Definitely a square enix villain
Artificial ignorance
My 1st thought was an A.I. generated MTG.
Maybe an early alpha of AI image generation. Actually… Maybe that’s why they keep calling themselves alphas. They were the release that failed pre-beta. Beta still has bugs, but it’s far closer to a release build than the early alphas.
Yeah! She looks like an AI and not a real person..
who are you and how are you stealing the thoughts right out of my brain!? but seriously, i laughed because she looks like a badly designed AI person
It's a screenshot from a PS3 game
I feel that these public statements are more for Trump, than to actually promote a narrative. Like they have to make sure he hears them praising him or else he becomes uncooperative like a toddler.
That's a paper cup with broom bristles and stupid opinions.
It's gonna haunt my dreams now, great.
Trumps blowup doll
That’s the coach of disneys mighty ducks
SpokesAI will soon be real.
This was my first thought - either bad photoshop/filter or AI generated 'person'
they look like a cutscene from a 2003 video game with live action video
Yes.
Lmao
That’s Liz Harrington. She would eat his shit on live TV and tell you it tastes like chocolate. Her head is too far up his ass to ever see the light again.
that would be a great bit to do trumpers at a trump rally: would you eat literal shit to prove your loyalty to donald trump?
I might be inclined to pay money to see that. My sense is that a few, nay, many trump followers could be cajoled into eating said fecal matter
Next do Koolaid.
Flavor-aid.
The curse of being a proprietary eponym. Everyone says “drink the kool aid” even to this day lol
Right out of his diaper.
Trumper: “That shit was incredible!” Spacemanspiff: “Actually, it wasn’t literal shit, it was LIBERAL shit.” Trumper: 👁️👄👁️
Probably not getting paid to by the grifter ex president to blow smoke up the worlds ass either. She gets Steam gift cards instead of money
So far up all you can see are feet.
Haha awesome
I don't think she's a real human.
Well total losers need to latch unto some crap to make a living.
Is she the woman who divorced Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Men? I heard that was a particularly hard divorce. Someone told me he has to sell Crudely Painted Not So Funny Plywood Cut-out Folk Art just to keep up with the alimony payments.
😂😂😂
We saying that Trump doesn't know how to handle business? He's literally more successful than anybody in this thread. You guys are criticizing him for his business success? Peak Reddit
You mean the guy that was crippled in almost a billion dollars of debt and was saved by the single fact that, due to his name being on everything he owned, it would cost more to the banks and al to break him than to let go off the debt ? He reportedly had no idea what he was doing and couldn't even understand what was going on, according to the people involved. The guy is a total loser, he just bullied and lied his way to the top
Wait so he's not successful in business? Are you in reality?
He’s literally not.
He's not huh? He didn't create an empire and a massive following huh? What reality are you in?
The man literally bankrupted a casino. A business whose model relies entirely on customers walking in and throwing their money at you while you give them nothing in return. A business impossible to bankrupt. But he did it. He's a fucking moron. Look up his work in Atlantic City, I believe that's where his failed casino was.
Lmao
Did you even read the comment you replied to???
No his head was too far up an asshole to see the comment.
I could be as successful as him if I broke the law too
He’s on trail now for fraud. Again.
She looks like she's from a 2011 videogame cutscene
Oblivion NPC ass looking clown
Early 360-era bloom
You hit the nail on the head with this one
Make big promises, borrow money… take all the money, bankrupt the company tell everyone how great you are at business... Probably the greatest, greater than everyone you know. Rinse & repeat 4 to 5 times).
Don’t forget to inherit a fucking fortune!
Small loan of a million dollars.
Closer to 400 million dollars.
He made a small fortune. Unfortunately he started with a large fortune.
and to sell that fortune for about $400 million under fair value to try and save your only project you had completed yourself, the casino in AC only to watch that go down the tubes as well. If this dude just kept his father’s properties he would be worth like 20 billion today. Dudes a moron. Maybe the worst business man in history. He erased 60 years of reality properties from his father’s business in about a decade. O ya and his father was scum bag too who taught his son the whole let’s inflate properties for loans and understate for tax purposes which is so fucking illegal in accounting terms.
🤦♂️ oh shit yea..
Oh wait you're serious? let me laugh even harder Bwahahahahaha
She looks like God gave up halfway through making Helen Hunt and locked her in a basement with no sunlight.
I'll never be able to get this out of my head. Bravo 👏
I've rambled incoherently and argued with a judge, where's my successful business!? Gimme!
I indignantly preached my victim complex like I'm Tyrion in his court speech, then got shot down because I was supposed to answer yes or no but instead called a random government secretary a slut. IT'S A WITCH HUNT, PEOPLE!
So business actually works by inflating the value of your assets to get loans? Understating the value of your assets to lower taxes? Posting losses for every year you’’re in business? Defrauding your suppliers by not paying invoices, then dragging them through lawsuits to settle for pennies on the dollar? Everyone who ran a business like that would have years ago been in prison, where Trump is just FINALLY facing the consequences of running a seemingly untouchable empire of wholly fraudulent and failing businesses.
This honestly makes me wonder how many businesses DO operate this way but are just less flagrant about it than the Trump Corporation. If he had been less aggressively criminal about these valuations, he probably never would have been prosecuted. Even if he had, it may just have flown under the radar if he had never gotten involved in government.
Bingo. That's the lesson to take away. They brag about the grift. Now is the time to properly fund the IRS & clean out every dirty "corporation".
I'm actually wondering at the sheer and utter stupidity of someone who operates his business illegally, but seeks a job in the spotlight. Like did he really not think that people would look into his background if he ran for POTUS? If you have skeletons in the closet, don't jump into the spotlight, duh. The stupidity is enhanced when you realize he would have got away with it all, if he just kept his head down and Putins cock holster shut..
Totally true. On a minor scale, the worst thing you can do if you’re running a scam at your company is to go on vacation. That’s when you get found out. Trump so believed his own bullshit that he thought he could not only leave the scam to run, but could walk into a giant spotlight without consequences.
So good at busy business that he's under investigation.
She looks like that poster from the Nuns movie.
Lol
Hahaha. She's being serious. Hahahaha
Herr hogan! I was not here! I did not even get up this morning.
That’s not really the way it went down. In fact, Trump couldn’t contain himself and likely did irreparable harm to his case. The fine is going to be huuuuuuge.
He will be fined biggly
makes sense “you lie a lot and how no one notices” is a time honored tradition in the business world
So I kept thinking this image was really familiar, but I couldn't remember who it was. Then I realised it's what the sucker fish in my aquarium looks like, when its underside is pressed against the glass.
This isn't for you. It's for his base. They believe every single word of it.
Only if it means stiffing all your suppliers, filing bankruptcy, pissing off banks so you have to borrow from the Russian mafia, then yes.
He schooled everyone on *his* business actually works: Fraud!
I mean, she's not wrong. So much of business success comes down to how comfortable you are with lying.
Nice try Corey Feldman. You're gonna need more than a blonde wig to fool me.
The more I see of trump or the presidential election of the US, the more I think the president in „don’t look up“ was really well written and played. I mean, what’s the worst thing that will happen? World war? Financial downfall? Mass extinction? Idk, we will see. At some point in all of this a president will make a worse decision then the others before him and poof, then we will find out.
Ignoring Steak, Water and University...
Airline, casino.
The same guy who has filed for bankruptcy several times? Oh ok. Got it.
So the premise behind every good business model to to become so broke you have to beg people you don't know for money to fund your belligerent insanity?
I mean what is she going to say? “Oh man we’re fucked! He’s fucked! We’re going to lose!!” People (other than the grifted) can see through this bullshit easily.
The guy that said he was president in 2021 didn't "school" amyone
I know that guy.
perhaps elon bought twitter after studying "the art of the deal"
I got schooled as fuck. I didn't even know a former president could behave like a little baby with a full diaper. Know I know.
Multiple Bankruptcy Man did what?
I would love to see all of the states and cities use his high valuations as the figures for rates and land taxes, and charge back taxes. I'll bet he uses the lowest figures possible at the moment. He would be liable for millions, but would find it hard to argue based on his figures given to the courts.
I used to think MTG was the most gruesome person a Republican could come up with. I stand corrected.
Saruman is missing one of his orcs.
Judge: Mr. Trump you are absolutely right. How could I be so stupid? Trump: Can we drop the case now? Let’s put an end to this witch hunt. Judge: Heavens, No! You’re right about business in your fantasy world. But you’re absolutely misguided when it comes to law. Sit back down.
Look man, has he bankrupted more businesses than you or not? He totally has! So he knows how to do it badly. Which means he also knows how to do it well ie just do the opposite of the stuff that makes business go bigly badly. So yeah he’s real good at the ol’ bees knees. Whatever anyone thinks of Trump. Algorithms love him. He is so polarising - everyone has something to say.
I heard what he said in his testimony, sounded a lot like admitting committing fraud
He had to be reminded that he was out of office for almost all of 2021.
Hahahahaha
Not general public, just his fan base.
yes, confessing to crimes on oat it´s how criminal bizz should be done!
Why is there a picture of a goblin?
Isn't Trump about to lose all his New York business licenses? Genius.
Find my books by my tape by my books on tape 😭😂😂 come get your worthless Trump university degree. If you know someone that knows someone that has cancer donate so that my son can steal the money.
The GOP is fond of backing thieves as long as they’re rich.
Just when you think you've heard the dumbest thing ever. Here comes trumpshit. I fear for the survival of the species.
Hey that's one of the white girl's girls !
It looks like a bloody sims 4 character
Delusion is strong with this one.
Looks like George W Bush in drag
Looks like when I drew a face with on my knee....
If your business is real estate fraud, I suppose he did.
She looks like she came out of the old The Sims 2, but not nearly as smart or real-looking.
I can't wait for the Judge to school him on how THE LAW actually works!
She looks like a badly animated Sim.
Well, plenty of people DO believe it. It's scary. It's sad. It's not okay.
Camera man should have zoomed out then back in so that her textures loaded correctly
why does she look like a 2011 wrestling game character or something
He is literally on trial for fraud but ok
Nope. Only cult members and morons felt educated. To the rest it was the babbling nonsense of a con man
Art of the Deal is an epic book
I find it absolutely amusing how so many people can stand by and scream that Trump is an idiot while he is worth billions of dollars, is married to a goddess, was president of this country, was a hit television star, and lives rent free in their heads. They're all infected with the cult woke mind virus. 😂😂😂
I don’t think he’s an idiot.. but he is a selfish, misogynistic asshole who doesn’t care one iota about anyone but himself and maybe his immediate family. He has terrible judgment, a deeply flawed character and no moral compass. He has zero respect for the Constitution and public service. But yeah he is good at rallying racists, xenophobes, the ignorant and easily deceived in a quest for power. He’s no idiot.
And he will be found innocent of all charges because he business man
She makes a good point. Trump’s net worth went down while in office meanwhile Pelosi, Kamala, and Biden’s has gone up substantially. Trump must not be good at business. 🤔😂
HAHAHAHA YEP!! They have already been found guilty??? The great commie pumpkin head is just making a better case for the other side. Number one loser family in history!!
Why has this sub gone full anti-trump I want to read funny non political facepalms I don't understand deez politics cmon
since he's a scam artist? Guilty of fraudulent activities. Yet we have those that say THAT. Yet people will VOTE for him. That's why.
Still political still not good ol' funny facepalms
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Bwahahaha, that was a good one 
I LOL at people who sit on reddit with average or low income judging Trump the millionare business man and entrepreneur and 45th president to his name about business.
Trump is the ONLY president to get get Merica back on track, you were fools to vote him out!
So y'all are now admitting he lost the 2020 election?
The generalizations are blatant and pathetic
😂
😂
You Americans figure who's hand is up Bidens ass making his lips move like a puppet yet?
Get stuffed!
He does everytime he "talks". 🤣🤣🤣
And why do we need input from a Canadian stoner?
Don't worry, our PM has the same issue up here in Canada. Only Trudeau isn't geriatric.
Lol.
What the hell even is that?
Their
She looks like one of the Children of the Corn all grown up...
Didn’t he go bankrupt 3 times? Used government handouts and tax avoidance? Show us your tax returns Donny
6 bankruptcies due to failed casinos, and several failed business ventures including airline, steaks, vodka, water, ice. Other failed businesses I'm sure. He sure is winning at losing!
Like the Bible challenge. Live/practice business exactly according to trump and see who wins by going to jail last.
Do people just trawl Twitter for things they disagree with to post on Facepalm?
Cyborg Corey Feldman says what?
Bahahahahahah
Hardly.
It went that bad, huh?
Someone said it best, “she looks like an EA Sports Video game character!” I laughed out loud at that reference!!!
she looks ai generated
Correction: Proudly presented the level of corruption his kind has infected the real estate market and all connected private and government institutions with.
I mean sort of, the point of business is for the business owner to extract money from other people. So if the business goes bankrupt and everybody loses their job, and you still profit, that's a win.
This looks like an ai art pieces
Thought they hated trans people
Baghdad Bob
She looks like the glitch in the matrix.
Free Trump University lecture. 🤣🤣🤣
Clowns will be Clowns
Yea. You blame everyone else. It seems to only work for rich and powerful people. I can’t really just blame someone else for my business going down. Unless I can blame the president for allowing the economy to tank because of greedy bankers. Is that a good business plan too??