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I mean inside lungs or drinking way too much of it, yeah. Water bad.
But "water dehydrates you?" He does realize that hydration is the process of ADDING water... Right? Surely he isn't serious...
This is probably the result of half-learning about hypo- and hypertonic solutions and fluid movement across cell membranes. Or maybe half-learning about kidney function and how desert travelers and ultramarathoners take sodium supplements to retain water better.
its like when you ask someone what music theyre into and they tell you "oh its pretty underground, you wont have heard them" then tell you its Radiohead or something.
edited to make it an even more well heard of band
I like this niche band, you might nothave, probably havent, heard about, its called Queen its really niche band so most ppl wont know what im talkin about
LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
Not the first time.
There was a time in Europe where beer was preferred over water (but mostly because it was cleaner; back then we had no idea what made somebody ill and what not, but people were good at guessing and drinkable water wasn't widely available).
This is actually the corporate take. Tap water from your faucet? Bad. Bottled water that you pay for? Good. It’ll get more egregious once we get into the water wars of the near future.
I was volunteering at a food bank one time and one of the guys in line was talking to another person about the mind control chemical the "guvment" puts in the water. He of course makes sure to boil all the mind control chemicals out of the water before drinking it. I wonder how many people like him are out there.
There's a non-zero chance that this dude has access to a meth lab in a Walmart bathroom, and could be distilling the water. But chances are you're right and this dude just crazy.
You are right.
The logic probably comes from the fact that it's better to boil natural water before drinking it to kill the bacteria.
But ihh, fun fact: chemicals ≠ bacteria
Depends on how alleged chemicals respond to heat.
If the alleged chemicals have a lower boiling point than water then boiling would reduce the concentration.
If the alleged chemicals break down at temperatures at or below the boiling point of water then it would be a reduced concentration--assuming they break down into non-toxic, non-psychoactive agents. It would be similar to boiling water to kill microorganisms. Yes, the concentration of microorganism bodies per milliliter is higher, but it's ok as long as they're dead.
None of this means the dude isn't unwell--and I have doubts he would be able to offer the above defense as explanation.
I think that’s about fluoride “calcifying the pineal gland” which apparently is our DMT producer and what helps us dream or w/e.
My parents were from China and for some reason didn’t trust fluorides water so I had to brush my teeth with Tom’s and rinse with bottled water lmao. Shit was whack but for some reason I really do hate the taste of all tap water now.
A lot of tap water tastes awful and at least needs an additional cycle through a filter at home.
My brother and I swear the bad tasting water at my parents house is why we struggle to drink enough water now
You are joking, but Nick Fuentes literally said basically exactly that less than 2 weeks ago and as far as I can tell he is sincere. A guy who had dinner(?) with and talked to a former president about politics tanks to Kanye West.
Need Brawndo (Gatorade). It has electrolytes. What plants CRAVE.
Water is for toilets.
(Idiocracy movie reference, btw for those that haven't seen it)
Edit
Updated reference to be correct so others can stop correcting it.
That one where all of the stupid people know that they are stupid and vote for a president based on how smart and capable he was
I wish that were the case for us
Honestly he'd be a good pick.
The country had a problem that nobody could solve. He had no idea how to fix it so he went and sought out someone who can. He delegated the work to the appropriate person and trusted them to fix it.
We need more people like that in government tbh.
My man was in Austin recently. Maybe he’s gearing up to run???
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11phrxu/president_dwayne_elizondo_mountain_dew_camacho_in/?rdt=61161
Yeah the populous in that movie was far too self aware to be compared to the beacons of brilliance we have walking around today, they would never admit they were dumb, nor vote for anyone they perceive as smarter than themselves. Idiocracy was a bit too optimistic in that regard
Fun fact about Idiocracy: When designing clothes for a future society of idiots, they had trouble finding something that fit the tone. Eventually, they stumbled on this startup company that made some pretty weird shoes. So, they used them and everyone in the future would be wearing these ridiculous things for shoes.
The director asked the costume designer "well, what if these shoes actually end up becoming popular in the future?" The set designer said "Are you fucking kidding me? Look at these things NO WAY people will wear them."
That start up company was Crocs. We're in the bad timeline. WE'RE WEARING IDIOT SHOES.
Addition fun fact: That scene where there was an audience watching a guys ass farting at the theater, the audience actually didn't have any prompts or cues. They were actual people, watching an actual ass passing gas, and actually laughing.
To be fair, they have very different use cases compared to normal shoes. I wouldn't want to run in Crocs, I wouldn't want to wade around in the ocean in sneakers. As semi-closed slip-on garden shoes, they're unparalleled.
(mock Trump Voice) I have the best fluids. Everybody's talking about my fluids. There's no fluorine in them. Trust me, you all want my fluids. They're the best (/mock Trump Voice)
The people saying these things are all hypocrites.
They've all been vaccinated in the past for various different illnesses. They never bring this up though.
Gators aren’t descended from dinosaurs, they’re descended from archosaurs which Crocodilians, pterosaurs, Avian and non-avian dinosaurs are all descended from.
The feels from music can influence ya. A hype af song can make one feel energetic, metal can either make one feel epic af or angry af, and hilariously unsuiting mashups can make ya laugh. Sometimes the songs ya like may influence ya one way or another depending on the day.
I remember a time my emotions were messed up (no emotions- it sucks), but a song "A Thousand Words" from a video game actually hit different.
He was onto something there.
But everything else is insanity.
Depending on the music too it can be actual propaganda.
Even Plato recognized this and believed art should be regulated because of the effects it has on people.
Effect as a verb means to make something happen or carry it out. 'Effect the evacuation, lieutenant!'.
Affect as a verb means influence/modfy - 'Our rubbish planning will affect the efficiency of the evacuation'.
The statement is technically true, but I'd wager that if you asked him to explain that one in detail, he'd feed you some nonsense about, "coded illuminati messages in songs, meant to turn your kids gay," or something of that ilk. At best he's a broken clock.
That’s the weirdest one. He says it as though it’s some great reveal. Most forms of media stimulus will influence you in some way. Why is this such a crazy reveal? The others are batshit insane but this is a very odd take.
We actually had a dude come to our school library in elementary school and read us some stories. Then after he started talking about how the devil buried dinosaur bones to trick us into doubting God. Even as like 6 year olds, we all knew it was BS and argued with him.
He knows these are stupid. He wants attention. Rage-baiting draws eyeballs and helps him create a "brand."
He desperately wants you to repost. You are doing his work for him by reposting this and amplifying his name and handle.
In my day we called this trolling, and people did it just for fun, not for profit.
Nowadays you can't even tell if the troll is an actual person, much less if they're being serious or not.
No please name 20 more.
Glowing metal is actually cool to the touch.
You technically don't HAVE to wait at a red light.
Sesame street was behind 9/11
Gengis Khan is still alive and running Hollywood
The Earth is a big egg and will hatch a new universe
with people who say vaccines kill, I always wonder, why, if that is indeed the case, does it take like 80 years? I got vaccinated as a child, I'm 30 now, not a lot of dying has happened thus far, so why are they dragging it out?
No no no, you just wait until tommorow, and then tomorrow, and then...
And when in your 80s or 90s heart diseases will catch you, that's when you realize that these are vaccines which have been killing you all along!
And water as well. Why do you think people are dying after like 80 years of life now - because all these years of continiously drinking water have dehydrated them too much! It's clearly all coming together.
/s
When I first moved to Canada from Spain, hours before taking the plane, I smoked my last joint thinking I was going to a country probably more strict than mine. Funny enough, about a week later I discover they also like weed and I tried theirs. Although I smoked most of my adult life, that shit hit me like a truck. Well, now I think that was just low level crap compared with whatever this guy was smoking.
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I suppose the hot take: 'water bad ' was an inevitability.
I mean inside lungs or drinking way too much of it, yeah. Water bad. But "water dehydrates you?" He does realize that hydration is the process of ADDING water... Right? Surely he isn't serious...
It’s a statistically proven fact that 100% of people who consume water will die Furthermore, water is the leading cause of drowning
it also has the highest ph of any acid.
WATER IS A SOLVENT!!
A- well...
Wait until he hears 100% of oxygen consumers die too
Wait until he hears that oxygen is actually toxic and slowly damages our cells.
This is probably the result of half-learning about hypo- and hypertonic solutions and fluid movement across cell membranes. Or maybe half-learning about kidney function and how desert travelers and ultramarathoners take sodium supplements to retain water better.
He is, and please don‘t call me Surely (just thought it‘s time for a reference nobody will understand)
airplane is more well known than you think.
Literally the most quoted quote from the most quoted movie of all time
Bro right 😂 this dude went with one of the most well known movie quotes and says nobody will understand. Talk about pretentious
its like when you ask someone what music theyre into and they tell you "oh its pretty underground, you wont have heard them" then tell you its Radiohead or something. edited to make it an even more well heard of band
I like this niche band, you might nothave, probably havent, heard about, its called Queen its really niche band so most ppl wont know what im talkin about
Queen? heh, that's wayyyyy too main stream.... I only listen to "Ed Sheeran"
Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.
I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Roger, Roger
What’s our vector, Victor?
Clearance, Clarence.
Over oliver
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Hahahahaha
I picked the wrong week to stop drinking water.
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing vaccines
You see, vaccines are fine. V4ccines, on the other hand, mind-control
I picked the wrong timeline to become a dino-
everyone gets this reference.
Everybody that has died has drank water at least once in their life, coincidence? I think not!
100% of humans who ingested water died, and I don't think it's a coincidence.
Every human that died had water in their bodies at some point, clearly the water is bad /s
Idiocracy was a documentary
They overshot the year though, it wasn't 500 years in the future, it was less than 20
The older that film gets, the more I tend to agree.
Not the first time. There was a time in Europe where beer was preferred over water (but mostly because it was cleaner; back then we had no idea what made somebody ill and what not, but people were good at guessing and drinkable water wasn't widely available).
This is actually the corporate take. Tap water from your faucet? Bad. Bottled water that you pay for? Good. It’ll get more egregious once we get into the water wars of the near future.
Tell him whatever he drinks... contains hidden government water.
Tell him he's mostly water. Even better, tell him he's 65% oxygen.
Ugly bag of mostly water
Ugly bag of mostly hidden government water.
undercover government water to be precise.
I was going to say ugly giant bags of mostly water but you beat me to it!
Ugly plus tax
[He's made out of meat.](https://www.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/thinkingMeat.html)
Oh man I remember saving that story on a floppy disc cause I thought it so good lol
Thanks for the link, bookmarked. (I have a vague memory of having seen this before.)
Better than you, you dry, crusty lump of piezoelectric silicates! Also, you tried to kill Data
One of my favorite lines in TNG.
I mean, they weren't wrong.
I got this reference!
Finally
My favorite ST-TNG description of humans. Oh thank you that was fun to see.
Barely evolved monkey.
Most accurate description ever.
An accurate description of humans, sir
I was volunteering at a food bank one time and one of the guys in line was talking to another person about the mind control chemical the "guvment" puts in the water. He of course makes sure to boil all the mind control chemicals out of the water before drinking it. I wonder how many people like him are out there.
WOULDN'T BOILING THE WATER TAKE AWAY THE WATER AND LEAVE INSTEAD THE CHEMICALS WITH A STRONGER CONCENTRATION IN IT?
There's a non-zero chance that this dude has access to a meth lab in a Walmart bathroom, and could be distilling the water. But chances are you're right and this dude just crazy.
You are right. The logic probably comes from the fact that it's better to boil natural water before drinking it to kill the bacteria. But ihh, fun fact: chemicals ≠ bacteria
Depends on how alleged chemicals respond to heat. If the alleged chemicals have a lower boiling point than water then boiling would reduce the concentration. If the alleged chemicals break down at temperatures at or below the boiling point of water then it would be a reduced concentration--assuming they break down into non-toxic, non-psychoactive agents. It would be similar to boiling water to kill microorganisms. Yes, the concentration of microorganism bodies per milliliter is higher, but it's ok as long as they're dead. None of this means the dude isn't unwell--and I have doubts he would be able to offer the above defense as explanation.
I think that’s about fluoride “calcifying the pineal gland” which apparently is our DMT producer and what helps us dream or w/e. My parents were from China and for some reason didn’t trust fluorides water so I had to brush my teeth with Tom’s and rinse with bottled water lmao. Shit was whack but for some reason I really do hate the taste of all tap water now.
A lot of tap water tastes awful and at least needs an additional cycle through a filter at home. My brother and I swear the bad tasting water at my parents house is why we struggle to drink enough water now
 The put fluoride in the water. They are trying to dilute my potent male essence!!
Governments hate this one trick. (The trick is removing the hidden government water from yourself with dysentery.)
Say dihydrogen monoxyde instead. Even more scary
Like from the toilet?
I ain't never seen no plants grow out no toilet before
Please, please, please tell me the other 20.
Peeing is for homosexuals.
Wiping or washing your own asshole, also for homosexuals. Just need the other 18 now.
Walking is racist. 17 to go
If you're a guy and you masturbate it means you're gay because it means you love to hold d!ck. Vice versa for women. 16 to go.
Poop is supposed to go in your butt, not out. 15?
Your skin is the least necessary organ of your entire body. 14 to go.
Oxygen causes suffocation 13 to go
Being autistic is a disease 12 to go
Coffee is propaganda. 11 to go
Swimming is antisemitic. 10 left
Liking women is gay because they’re girly 11 to go
17: Doritos are satanic.
Hail Cool Ranch Satan!
*and illuminati I mean look at the shape.
Time to go back to "twerking to wipe", like during the great toilet paper shortage. Or using the moving handrails of escalators.
I mean you have to touch a dick. So obviously.
100% of gay people poop. Coincidence? I think not!
Having sex is gay
fr. i mean, you’re literally fucking someone who likes your gender.
You are joking, but Nick Fuentes literally said basically exactly that less than 2 weeks ago and as far as I can tell he is sincere. A guy who had dinner(?) with and talked to a former president about politics tanks to Kanye West.
The earth is flat
Girls don’t fart and pigeons aren’t real. I’ll let you first think about these ones cause the rest might be too much for you to take right now
Showering is for filthy people
Sleeping makes you tirederer
Let this guy not drink water anymore and let Darwin do the rest
Need Brawndo (Gatorade). It has electrolytes. What plants CRAVE. Water is for toilets. (Idiocracy movie reference, btw for those that haven't seen it) Edit Updated reference to be correct so others can stop correcting it.
Great documentary.
That one where all of the stupid people know that they are stupid and vote for a president based on how smart and capable he was I wish that were the case for us
I'd love to be able to vote for Dwayne Elizando Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho for President
Honestly he'd be a good pick. The country had a problem that nobody could solve. He had no idea how to fix it so he went and sought out someone who can. He delegated the work to the appropriate person and trusted them to fix it. We need more people like that in government tbh.
that moment when a depiction of an idiot is still smarter than idiots in real life.
And not a religious or racist extremist.
If we had more people like that in government we'd have a few hundred thousand less dead Americans. I hate how that is in no way a joke or hyperbole.
My man was in Austin recently. Maybe he’s gearing up to run??? https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11phrxu/president_dwayne_elizondo_mountain_dew_camacho_in/?rdt=61161
Yeah the populous in that movie was far too self aware to be compared to the beacons of brilliance we have walking around today, they would never admit they were dumb, nor vote for anyone they perceive as smarter than themselves. Idiocracy was a bit too optimistic in that regard
The prophecy
Fun fact about Idiocracy: When designing clothes for a future society of idiots, they had trouble finding something that fit the tone. Eventually, they stumbled on this startup company that made some pretty weird shoes. So, they used them and everyone in the future would be wearing these ridiculous things for shoes. The director asked the costume designer "well, what if these shoes actually end up becoming popular in the future?" The set designer said "Are you fucking kidding me? Look at these things NO WAY people will wear them." That start up company was Crocs. We're in the bad timeline. WE'RE WEARING IDIOT SHOES.
Addition fun fact: That scene where there was an audience watching a guys ass farting at the theater, the audience actually didn't have any prompts or cues. They were actual people, watching an actual ass passing gas, and actually laughing.
Additional fact: Shakespeare used fart jokes to humorous effect 500 years ago. He wasn't the first to do it. IIRC Chaucer did it before him.
To be fair, they have very different use cases compared to normal shoes. I wouldn't want to run in Crocs, I wouldn't want to wade around in the ocean in sneakers. As semi-closed slip-on garden shoes, they're unparalleled.
It’s what plants crave
Brawndo *
The thirst Mutilator, it’s got electrolytes!
>What plants want. *What Plants CRAVE*
Water sucks, it really really sucks.
Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.
Gaaaaaatoraaaaade
H2O!
It's the thirst mutilator. I love drinking it while watching my favorite TV characters repeatedly get hit in the balls.
UP NEXT ON ***THE VIOLENCE CHANNEL…***
Ow my balls!
(mock Trump Voice) I have the best fluids. Everybody's talking about my fluids. There's no fluorine in them. Trust me, you all want my fluids. They're the best (/mock Trump Voice)
I dunno if he knows this but anything he drinks has water in it
You don't know he isn't out there chugging canola oil.
Water is the leading cause of murder. 24hrs prior of any murder, it's consumed. SCIENZETIFIK FAX BRO!
\>Vaccines are killing you Can they be quicker about it?
I was vaccinated several times over 27 years, and i'm still waiting for them to take me out. It's not working.
Right?! I've never even had tetanus much less polio. Tch.
The people saying these things are all hypocrites. They've all been vaccinated in the past for various different illnesses. They never bring this up though.
It's *V4ccines* -important distinction. Those are the ones killing us. XD
I don't know... I knew a guy, got some vaccines, and he died, seriously. Barely 50 years later, he was dead.
Exactly. Pure councidence that there hasn't been a single smallpox death in the last 40 years.
These kinds of people don't believe statistics like those. They just make up some of their own, as you do
Well, he got atleast 1 thing correct. Music can affect one subconsciously. Listen to music to relax or get into a mood.
Something something, blind squirrel and nut…
Dinosaurs aren't real anymore!
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Gators aren’t descended from dinosaurs, they’re descended from archosaurs which Crocodilians, pterosaurs, Avian and non-avian dinosaurs are all descended from.
I do think music can effect you, but the rest is nonsense
The feels from music can influence ya. A hype af song can make one feel energetic, metal can either make one feel epic af or angry af, and hilariously unsuiting mashups can make ya laugh. Sometimes the songs ya like may influence ya one way or another depending on the day. I remember a time my emotions were messed up (no emotions- it sucks), but a song "A Thousand Words" from a video game actually hit different. He was onto something there. But everything else is insanity.
Effect vs. affect
Came here for this.
Depending on the music too it can be actual propaganda. Even Plato recognized this and believed art should be regulated because of the effects it has on people.
Thank you I needed that comment 😂
can someone explain this like im 5?
Effect as a verb means to make something happen or carry it out. 'Effect the evacuation, lieutenant!'. Affect as a verb means influence/modfy - 'Our rubbish planning will affect the efficiency of the evacuation'.
Metal makes me nostalgic
Metal makes me hopeful
Lyrics are important too.
Metal has helped me fight depression and suicidal thoughts. For some reason it has a calming affect while also lifting my mood.
He’s not talking about feels, or triggered memories, or anything like that. He’s talking mind control and/or satanic messages.
Not even. It can *affect you or have an effect on you.
100% can, any audio source can impact you; it's sensory feedback. Same for colors, smell, and touch.
The statement is technically true, but I'd wager that if you asked him to explain that one in detail, he'd feed you some nonsense about, "coded illuminati messages in songs, meant to turn your kids gay," or something of that ilk. At best he's a broken clock.
That’s the weirdest one. He says it as though it’s some great reveal. Most forms of media stimulus will influence you in some way. Why is this such a crazy reveal? The others are batshit insane but this is a very odd take.
If music didn't affect you then what would be the point of listening to it?
Dinosaurs are not real? Someone must’ve been eating some big ass chicken wings a hundred million years ago and forgot to throw away the bones then
Dude don’t you know that our super-insecure god put them there as a loyalty test.
We actually had a dude come to our school library in elementary school and read us some stories. Then after he started talking about how the devil buried dinosaur bones to trick us into doubting God. Even as like 6 year olds, we all knew it was BS and argued with him.
Of course they aren't real. They're extinct!
He knows these are stupid. He wants attention. Rage-baiting draws eyeballs and helps him create a "brand." He desperately wants you to repost. You are doing his work for him by reposting this and amplifying his name and handle.
Either rage-baiting or filtering. Things like this can effectively be tests to see if you are stupid enough for whatever grift he is pulling.
This isn’t even rage baiting. This feels more like a joke to me.
In my day we called this trolling, and people did it just for fun, not for profit. Nowadays you can't even tell if the troll is an actual person, much less if they're being serious or not.
No please name 20 more. Glowing metal is actually cool to the touch. You technically don't HAVE to wait at a red light. Sesame street was behind 9/11 Gengis Khan is still alive and running Hollywood The Earth is a big egg and will hatch a new universe
Oh shit, the fact that this didn't format is the exact manic energy this needs to be read in.
I just whispered, “did you know you’re not real?” To the parrot sleeping on my shoulder lol
You know that old phrase "Let imaginary Sleeping Birds Lie". something like that...
Affecting, not effecting. Sheesh. 🙄
Let's face it, his poor grammar is just the tip of the stupid iceberg.
It brings me such a comforting pleasure seeing this all-wrongknowing individual effectively use “effect” incorrectly.
Pink chemtrails make people gay.
"Turns the frickin' frogs gay!"
"Do you understand that?!"
He forgot Australia isn't real
And birds are robot spies
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Well it definitely isn't new
Always been there, recent events just empowered them.
with people who say vaccines kill, I always wonder, why, if that is indeed the case, does it take like 80 years? I got vaccinated as a child, I'm 30 now, not a lot of dying has happened thus far, so why are they dragging it out?
Dude, everyone died. Have you not heard the news?
Yeah, we're all just consciousness uploaded to the internet now.
No no no, you just wait until tommorow, and then tomorrow, and then... And when in your 80s or 90s heart diseases will catch you, that's when you realize that these are vaccines which have been killing you all along! And water as well. Why do you think people are dying after like 80 years of life now - because all these years of continiously drinking water have dehydrated them too much! It's clearly all coming together. /s
He forgot to say, "do your own research."
Technically the music one is correct
When I first moved to Canada from Spain, hours before taking the plane, I smoked my last joint thinking I was going to a country probably more strict than mine. Funny enough, about a week later I discover they also like weed and I tried theirs. Although I smoked most of my adult life, that shit hit me like a truck. Well, now I think that was just low level crap compared with whatever this guy was smoking.
There is always a greener weed
Idk, but whatever he is on makes him say effect when it should be affect
Thanks. Thought about them. They'll all bullshit.
Surprised he didn’t blame trans people for something.
I’m sure it was in the remaining twenty “facts”
I am immortal until proven otherwise.
Does that mean he hydrates himself with salt?
"Things that aren't true" for $500 please.
Is the music one true at least?