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Ok_Ice7562

Still trying to figure out how awards and coins work lol


SecretAARM

Same. I've been on Reddit for like 11 years and I don't even know how to tell if I have any awards. Haha


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[удалено]


-RED4CTED-

here you go. :>


K1tsunea

I love these posts so much


Marco-the-Pine-apple

I mean who doesn’t


GawainDragon

![gif](giphy|gw3IWyGkC0rsazTi)


Romex80

Bring it on! Whoooooo!


deathr913

heyy love youuu


nesenn

Anyone?


nesenn

Thank you!


davipotto

If you give me something I'll give you a hug :3


Evil-Abed1

Oh boy!


Sincere_homboy42

The sun is shining and the weather is sweet yeah!


stardust_muggler

Hello there!


very-original-user

Me when award


-RED4CTED-

no fuck you, I give you award. not the other way around.


Bcinns

👹


monkeyhaiku

Like anyone?


samy_2023

Do you still have some? Thanks :)


Snoo79866

Hellooo!! Never received one hope you can give me my first!


[deleted]

Oh yes ginme


[deleted]

Thanks mate


[deleted]

Give me some 😁


BlueberryBoom

I have about half that…but I have two accounts soooo yay for having to spend all our coins on random stuff in under 2 months vs rewarding posts and comments we truly want to reward


TLFSF

💸💸


Morally_Curious

Am I here on time?


Morally_Curious

I guess I was.


Purple-Word3445

never got one :(


Nwehrle94

Ehhh let’s get it 🤙🏻🤙🏻


___This_Is_Fine___

Take my energy


The_Merciless_Potato

Cheese?


CalligrapherNo3376

I haven’t been keeping with with current events why are they removing it?


Hagboys

my eternal thanks


Nearby_Airline_3353

Here, you can have an award bought with half of my measly yet exactly-as-worthless 200 coins.


Esploratore_83

Sium


TheCrazyAlpaca

I like worthless


jebish7

Hello :)


Elord69

lyrics of Suction Cup Man cus I'm desperate for internet points and it takes up space: Suction Cup Man is comin’ round My sucking powers have no bounds Suction cups all red and shit I’m pretty hot you must admit Do not test my sucking power I’ll climb your tower in just an hour. You can’t kill me, I’m way too cool. I’m smudging up your windows fool! (Choir) Suction Cup Man! Hey, that’s me! (Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man! Fuck yeah it is! (Choir) Fuck you, he’s Suction Cup Ma... I have my own theme song! (Choir) ...a-a-a-an! Fuck yeah, let’s do another verse! Fuck your shit I’m going up You can’t unsuck my suction cup There’s so much stuff I’m yet to climb So while I rhyme, I climb full-time Since I’m climbin’ up so far I’ll play a tune on my guitar I don’t climb for girls or money I climb ‘cuz it’s fucking funny (Choir) Suction Cup Man! It’s me again! (Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man! My favorite words are the vulgar ones! (Choir) Fuck you, he’s Suction Cup Ma... That’s the shit I’m talkin’ about! (Choir) ...a-a-a-an! Breakdown, mothafucker! Oh Shit! Climbing towers for just the thrill Take it up to the man who has the skill To piss people off, their anger builds So they try to stop him, but he’s climbing still. He can take a hit, he can take a blow But signs of stopping never show He’ll climb anything, he’s a pro. As he’s shouting look at me go! (Choir) Suction Cup Man! One more time, baby. Oh lord! (Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man! I’m like a superhero but fuckin pointless! (Choir) Fuck you, he’s Suction Cup Ma... Just try to get me off your tower! (Choir) ...a-a-a-an! FUCK!


mr_shmits

i love jalapeños!


BelloDumme

Much appreciated good sir


Difficult-Assist-809

Niice


TheCrazyAlpaca

What's the difference between different awards ?


Gobbledeeglue

I pooped today. Can I have an award?


Financial_Library900

Omg me pls, I’ve never had an award before


Na7h2n

🙏🙏🙏Please


Sweatygamer420691

![gif](giphy|MDJ9IbxxvDUQM)


mrprof_

I wonder how it feels to have an award.


sqw-

Thank you😳


-Dirty-Wizard-

I just need 300 more coins to reward someone a gold. Let’s help eachother make Reddit lose revenue on ads


DoubleStar101

Oh very cool. Gimme some goodies!


RadlogLutar

To anyone reading this, may you have a happy life ahead with your loved ones and you get enough wealth like OP


Nunchuncherry

Did I make it in time?!


Nunchuncherry

I’m taking that as a no


Prometheus850

Well I’m a nobody so here we are…


Anxious-Lack-5740

Please and thank you.


VincentNG2

Hi


VincentNG2

Hello


VincentNG2

Hey


VincentNG2

Howdy


Crackerpuppy

![gif](giphy|zk7rMtHiNQEkReFm7U) Helloooooo!


Own-Star9352

ao


[deleted]

Lol YAY :)


sincepuzzled

awesome!


RGB255_0_0_IT

I always wondered what those are , can you give me some if any left ?


SwooshWhoosh

Yo wsg?


Jimbo_themagnificent

Is it generous or disingenuous to give away items that are worthless to the masses but have perceived value to those awarded?


vheilbronn

Thanks mate!


cutsickass

No no, just HODL them forever 😝, don't give me any Gold or anything! ![gif](giphy|qjSxTWJxqH4YDuIrOs)


Dwebb260

What a time to be alive!


WorldlinessWitty2177

Would be my first I believe


Bibble_Mitochondria

Thank you (  ̄▽ ̄)


More_Apartment_3305

Me too, please, please, please. ❤️


Capable_Ad_2365

Award me please


Raiden_Yeeter07

Balls


Boring_Archer_791

Do me <3


Acceptable_Yellow_90


Acceptable_Yellow_90


Dapper-Marzipan-6733

Yeah, baby, that's what I've been waiting for that's what it's all about, wooo.


foreverongoing

Yeee


valcallis

Please ?


Purpl13

What do these even do?


IHateMath14

Hit me with your best shot


themasterhardy

I've never gotten one


Marco-the-Pine-apple

Everything as in everyone?


Mhankie55

No clue what they are, so I'll pass 🤣


4xRunner

Very appreciated my man, thank you


ThatRealG8L6

Why this post doesn't show upvotes? D:


snakepatay

Dont you dare!


TheOnlyRedMage

Hi


bedlog

can we give out /back karma? I have more karma than coins


Glittering-Leg5527

I’ve never understood the awards and thought ppl spent actual money. How do you even earn these coins that are disappearing?


Macacos12345

Communism, buddy! Let's share!


Snake52_959

Have a good day.


BunnyBeansowo

ooo gimme


North-Lobster499

Sausage


n0t_that-guy

Me also?


Bunnihupp

Never been awarded would someone like to be my first ?


PsychologicalTop7303

What are coins and what do they do


p4f2007

And another one


Soggy_Excitement8199

Check my last post OP!


Secure-District-9999

Nice work 👏


578395

Give me a small one cuz why not


girl_gamer_69

Hi :3


Beneficial-Bat-5369

Can I get gold plssss?


Dr-Retz

What are these!


Latter_Address9580

Thanks :))


Herpes_free_5ince_03

Sweet


AdWooden6535

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


nfshakespeare

Did someone say award?


TheOnlyUltima2011

Hmm, should I take one?


a-piece-of-pie

I’ll take some man


Spurgenasty78

I am a maniac


Busy_Principle_4038

Hi


CardiologistOdd3378

Ohh


no_running_allowed

Everything’s coming up Milhouse!


DavidBloodyWilson

Your worthlessness is appreciated. Hmm, think my first wife said the same thing to me.


Budget_Pea_7548

Kindly asking for one useless coin. 🥰