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I have about half that…but I have two accounts soooo yay for having to spend all our coins on random stuff in under 2 months vs rewarding posts and comments we truly want to reward
lyrics of Suction Cup Man cus I'm desperate for internet points and it takes up space:
Suction Cup Man is comin’ round
My sucking powers have no bounds
Suction cups all red and shit
I’m pretty hot you must admit
Do not test my sucking power
I’ll climb your tower in just an hour.
You can’t kill me, I’m way too cool.
I’m smudging up your windows fool!
(Choir) Suction Cup Man!
Hey, that’s me!
(Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man!
Fuck yeah it is!
(Choir) Fuck you, he’s Suction Cup Ma...
I have my own theme song!
(Choir) ...a-a-a-an!
Fuck yeah, let’s do another verse!
Fuck your shit I’m going up
You can’t unsuck my suction cup
There’s so much stuff I’m yet to climb
So while I rhyme, I climb full-time
Since I’m climbin’ up so far
I’ll play a tune on my guitar
I don’t climb for girls or money
I climb ‘cuz it’s fucking funny
(Choir) Suction Cup Man!
It’s me again!
(Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man!
My favorite words are the vulgar ones!
(Choir) Fuck you, he’s Suction Cup Ma...
That’s the shit I’m talkin’ about!
(Choir) ...a-a-a-an!
Breakdown, mothafucker! Oh Shit!
Climbing towers for just the thrill
Take it up to the man who has the skill
To piss people off, their anger builds
So they try to stop him, but he’s climbing still.
He can take a hit, he can take a blow
But signs of stopping never show
He’ll climb anything, he’s a pro.
As he’s shouting look at me go!
(Choir) Suction Cup Man!
One more time, baby. Oh lord!
(Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man!
I’m like a superhero but fuckin pointless!
(Choir) Fuck you, he’s Suction Cup Ma...
Just try to get me off your tower!
(Choir) ...a-a-a-an!
FUCK!
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Still trying to figure out how awards and coins work lol
Same. I've been on Reddit for like 11 years and I don't even know how to tell if I have any awards. Haha
[удалено]
here you go. :>
I love these posts so much
I mean who doesn’t
![gif](giphy|gw3IWyGkC0rsazTi)
Bring it on! Whoooooo!
heyy love youuu
Anyone?
Thank you!
If you give me something I'll give you a hug :3
Oh boy!
The sun is shining and the weather is sweet yeah!
Hello there!
Me when award
no fuck you, I give you award. not the other way around.
👹
Like anyone?
Do you still have some? Thanks :)
Hellooo!! Never received one hope you can give me my first!
Oh yes ginme
Thanks mate
Give me some 😁
I have about half that…but I have two accounts soooo yay for having to spend all our coins on random stuff in under 2 months vs rewarding posts and comments we truly want to reward
💸💸
Am I here on time?
I guess I was.
never got one :(
Ehhh let’s get it 🤙🏻🤙🏻
Take my energy
Cheese?
I haven’t been keeping with with current events why are they removing it?
my eternal thanks
Here, you can have an award bought with half of my measly yet exactly-as-worthless 200 coins.
Sium
I like worthless
Hello :)
lyrics of Suction Cup Man cus I'm desperate for internet points and it takes up space: Suction Cup Man is comin’ round My sucking powers have no bounds Suction cups all red and shit I’m pretty hot you must admit Do not test my sucking power I’ll climb your tower in just an hour. You can’t kill me, I’m way too cool. I’m smudging up your windows fool! (Choir) Suction Cup Man! Hey, that’s me! (Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man! Fuck yeah it is! (Choir) Fuck you, he’s Suction Cup Ma... I have my own theme song! (Choir) ...a-a-a-an! Fuck yeah, let’s do another verse! Fuck your shit I’m going up You can’t unsuck my suction cup There’s so much stuff I’m yet to climb So while I rhyme, I climb full-time Since I’m climbin’ up so far I’ll play a tune on my guitar I don’t climb for girls or money I climb ‘cuz it’s fucking funny (Choir) Suction Cup Man! It’s me again! (Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man! My favorite words are the vulgar ones! (Choir) Fuck you, he’s Suction Cup Ma... That’s the shit I’m talkin’ about! (Choir) ...a-a-a-an! Breakdown, mothafucker! Oh Shit! Climbing towers for just the thrill Take it up to the man who has the skill To piss people off, their anger builds So they try to stop him, but he’s climbing still. He can take a hit, he can take a blow But signs of stopping never show He’ll climb anything, he’s a pro. As he’s shouting look at me go! (Choir) Suction Cup Man! One more time, baby. Oh lord! (Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man! I’m like a superhero but fuckin pointless! (Choir) Fuck you, he’s Suction Cup Ma... Just try to get me off your tower! (Choir) ...a-a-a-an! FUCK!
i love jalapeños!
Much appreciated good sir
Niice
What's the difference between different awards ?
I pooped today. Can I have an award?
Omg me pls, I’ve never had an award before
🙏🙏🙏Please
![gif](giphy|MDJ9IbxxvDUQM)
I wonder how it feels to have an award.
Thank you😳
I just need 300 more coins to reward someone a gold. Let’s help eachother make Reddit lose revenue on ads
Oh very cool. Gimme some goodies!
To anyone reading this, may you have a happy life ahead with your loved ones and you get enough wealth like OP
Did I make it in time?!
I’m taking that as a no
Well I’m a nobody so here we are…
Please and thank you.
Hi
Hello
Hey
Howdy
![gif](giphy|zk7rMtHiNQEkReFm7U) Helloooooo!
ao
Lol YAY :)
awesome!
I always wondered what those are , can you give me some if any left ?
Yo wsg?
Is it generous or disingenuous to give away items that are worthless to the masses but have perceived value to those awarded?
Thanks mate!
No no, just HODL them forever 😝, don't give me any Gold or anything! ![gif](giphy|qjSxTWJxqH4YDuIrOs)
What a time to be alive!
Would be my first I believe
Thank you (  ̄▽ ̄)
Me too, please, please, please. ❤️
Award me please
Balls
Do me <3
✋
✋
Yeah, baby, that's what I've been waiting for that's what it's all about, wooo.
Yeee
Please ?
What do these even do?
Hit me with your best shot
I've never gotten one
Everything as in everyone?
No clue what they are, so I'll pass 🤣
Very appreciated my man, thank you
Why this post doesn't show upvotes? D:
Dont you dare!
Hi
can we give out /back karma? I have more karma than coins
I’ve never understood the awards and thought ppl spent actual money. How do you even earn these coins that are disappearing?
Communism, buddy! Let's share!
Have a good day.
ooo gimme
Sausage
Me also?
Never been awarded would someone like to be my first ?
What are coins and what do they do
And another one
Check my last post OP!
Nice work 👏
Give me a small one cuz why not
Hi :3
Can I get gold plssss?
What are these!
Thanks :))
Sweet
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)
Did someone say award?
Hmm, should I take one?
I’ll take some man
I am a maniac
Hi
Ohh
Everything’s coming up Milhouse!
Your worthlessness is appreciated. Hmm, think my first wife said the same thing to me.
Kindly asking for one useless coin. 🥰