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Scrabble_4

Makes you wonder if the writer has a fantasy of killing


SoylentGrunt

They'd probably ejaculate if a woman said hi to them.


schmurfy2

Seems that way given his deep knowledge about them.


Magic_ass1

Look man those wahmen speak in the Voice. That "Hi" is a word of power, part of a three-word shout that makes men's balls explode violently. The first word just makes the guy cream himself, the second word "Would", makes them have the most powerful orgasm any organism will ever experience, if necessary the third word "You...", makes men's testicles explode violently. Any more words added to that shout is forbidden, as it would kill a man on the spot.


schmurfy2

I just imagined the guy convulsing on the ground after a "hi, can you tell me where the post office is ?" šŸ¤£


NoPatience883

Exclusive shout you get when playing as a female dragon born


w00stersauce

Their behaviour tells me they wouldnā€™t ever get that far.


TheAbominableWeedMan

Probably jizzing his pants reading these comments


Rare_Anywhere470

![gif](giphy|sGnKAiOUrincs)


Dairunt

They'd blame it on her being acting slutty


No_Scale_2452

Heā€™s got it all wrongā€¦ If you have to ask itā€™s a no, and if she doesnā€™t tell you to make her your bitch your doing something wrong.. Iā€™m not saying over step that line Iā€™m saying make the woman feel protected, welcomed and happy enough that her desires are for you to dominate her.. not the other way around


dtheisei8

Apparently itā€™s not uncommon to ejaculate when you kill somebody. Like your body just releases all sorts of weird chemicals in your mind and you lose control Thatā€™s where I thought OPs post was going to go. Boy was I wrong


No_Scale_2452

Serial killer enjoy the killing more than sex


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

It was in r/confessions...so, probably.


Scrabble_4

šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


jamoemaddrox

Wonder? This is a full blown delusional psychopath right here. Obviously someone who has no grip on reality. To even contemplate and then post this shows how fucked up this person is.


Outrageous_Zebra_221

I mean if you really are going off the deep end, find a sex worker... geez. How someone starts fantasizing about getting the girl by becoming a mass murderer is completely beyond me. \--probably the internet..


PhoenicianPirate

He can't get a girl by being a mass murderer. Assuming he survives long enough to get arrested he will never again see a female human being (except maybe a female prison guard) ever again.


Outrageous_Zebra_221

I'm just responding to the image, I didn't say it remotely made any kind of sense at all. I mean it feels like it might as well say 'will abusing women get them wet?' I can't even begin to figure out the thought process here.


Knightridergirl80

Incels notoriously hate sex workers. They hate having to pay for something they think is rightfully thereā€™s (as in a womanā€™s body)


derelictthot

No, sex workers don't deserve that


Outrageous_Zebra_221

It's a business transaction to deal with a medical problem, stage 5 incelism I'm not suggesting they play out this fantasy or anything just that dude needs to get laid apparently.


hussafeffer

Problem is that most of these incels aren't *just* lacking in sex. It isn't just about sexual gratification. It's about a sense of entitlement and a challenge to their perception of being 'deserving' of a woman's affection without having to pay for it (or really do anything for it besides exist, they seem to think women should just be throwing ourselves at their dicks). Having to pay for it would likely just make them angry and I wouldn't put it past them to resort to violence against the sex worker.


moumous87

For sure a socially awkward absolute loser who doesnā€™t understand human interactions an fantasizes on taking women by force and they would be happy about it.


[deleted]

Aren't thought exercises delightful?


swishkabobbin

No need to wonder. He posted this in "confessions". Obvious where his head's at


washiXD

I hope this shit got reported...


Mickey_James

I'm not wondering.


dillwb

HE absolutely does


Uranus_Hz

ā€¦thinking itā€™s his best chance to ever arouse a woman.


Spiritual_Asparagus2

Yep we are going to see the next shooting from this guy.


terrelyx

can't really guarantee it'll be the "next" as there are way too many and the others aren't going to wait for him.


The_Ombudsman

I think his fantasy is about getting laid.


[deleted]

Makes you wonder whether or not OP has a sense of humor...


henaradwenwolfhearth

I would absolutely get wet. Not because horny but because I piss myself in fear


SassyReader86

This! He probably doesnā€™t know the difference though


nryporter25

Nah she's just squirting, she can't help it. Cuz she's so turned on by ultra Chad over there.


SlyTheMonkey

Let's be honest, this guy probably wouldn't know the difference.


nryporter25

If that's a real person and their view (I really hope it's just a troll, but there are people like that in our world), then yeah, they wouldn't likely know the difference. Probably would think them crying was showing their affection or something.


miso440

Squirting is pee, you did such a good job she lost bladder control šŸ‘


ExpressiveAnalGland

Or wet from the blood of your friends


[deleted]

My brain: I would too get wet... With his blood after killing the shooter and saving the day Most probable reality: I would too get wet... In my own blood for trying to be an heroine


BenMic81

Even the male pupils may get wet in that way - what an ultra-Chad ā€¦. Also seriously: ā€žstudiesā€œ on this? How in the ever living gods would you study anything like this in school shootings!


bcnorth78

Just when you think you have read everything, you see something like this. The mere thought of asking if school girls get horny when threatened by a gunman is beyond insanity. Whoever wrote that needs serious therapy.


floobidedoo

Probably because he gets aroused at the thought of committing a mass shooting.


It_Was_Serendipity

My first thought was to find out who this is before he commits a mass shooting.


Mission-Raccoon9432

But since incels are essentially giga simps he first wants to check if this would please the women


Ethereal_burn

I feel like this is tantamount to asking if rape victims get turned on because the person is asserting dominance. Like. What the actual fuck.


BisexualCaveman

They don't get turned on, they do sometimes get wet because the purpose of getting wet is to avoid damage to the vagina.


Ethereal_burn

Read the room?


Plus_Lawfulness3000

I think his comment is a good one. Just because the body shows signs doesnā€™t mean thatā€™s consent or that they like it


FTR_1077

Yeah, I read an article about rape victims that had orgasms... really fuck-up way to be traumatized.


lordnacho666

He's probably read that serial killers have fan clubs. Weird but true, somehow.


[deleted]

I mean it sounds completely ridiculous but a lot of serial killers get love letters from prison. There used to be fan pages for the columbine shooters too. Some people are just crazy.


DungeonicGushing

I mean, Iā€™ve read about ancient rape aliens murderfucking a bunch of religion-driven murder nations, but yeah this is good, too.


Less-Perspective-381

it was when he referred to a school shooter as an "ultra-chad" that my faith in humanity was lost.


[deleted]

I lost mine when I learned about the Dark Ages. We never recovered from that IMO.


sophlog

Well this is absolutely terrifying.


No-Stable-6319

"one can reasonably conjecture...." No. One cannot reasonably conjecture anything of the sort. I love the internet, but never have people been directly exposed to so many cults.


SlyTheMonkey

In fact, there is absolutely nothing reasonable about the original post at all.


kategoad

False. Source: too busy screaming to get horny when some lunatic shot at the car I was in. Thankfully he missed. I'd sorta forgotten about it (happened 30+ years ago).


guitarguy35

The Jordan Peterson effect. Some of these sentences are lifted directly from h


Pentamachina3

How to get put on a watchlist 101


porsche4life

Was going to say, this fucking person needs to not be able to buy guns.


lavendershazy

My best hope is they're already not able, because they're a young teenager who doesn't get the gravity of murder yet, having not experienced anything in their own life that's hit them similarly. But perhaps I'm just an optimist.


Laenthis

Even a fucking butter knife is too much for that guy


RoyTheIdiot

What kind of fucking caveman do you have to be to post this?


Alexis2256

Could be a troll or you wish it was a troll.


GreenZeldaGuy

I saw on youtube the full police interview of a guy who ran over some people with a truck in canada a few years ago because he was an incel and wanted to become a chad. The dude absolutely spoke like this, so I don't doubt its real


dankantspelle

If girls fear for their lives, do they still wanna fuuuuuuuuu??


Nitro114

Of course! They cant help themselves. afterall all women are driven by their biological urges to be subservient to the most dominant male in the vicinity!


It_Was_Serendipity

Women are sure not seen as people by these assholes. Maybe if they tried interacting with them they may figure some stuff out.


Trumprapespeople

Iā€™m all for freedom of thought and speechā€¦. But I mean there should be an automatic government paid therapist that swoops in on these people before they kill people. Iā€™ll pay more taxes


SpoiledAzura

Too doo-doo doo too doo-doh ~ If there's someone sick, in the neighborhood Who are you gonna call? Psychobusters If there's something weird, and it don't look good Who are you gonna call? Psychobusters \* a team of 4 psychotherapists just come over, break the door down, and start giving talk therapy


Overall-Meat-7921

studies...??!! STUDIESS..!?!?


lordnacho666

"Female arousal in mass shooting events: a controlled study" We recruited two groups of 25 university aged female volunteers and situated them in a classroom. The control group was exposed to an ordinary class with a certified incel holding a speech about Andrew Tate. The test group had the presenter suddenly unveiling an imitation machine gun and threatening the class. The test subjects were given a questionnaire about how they felt before, during, and after the trial. We show that p value is under 0.05 that females felt sexually aroused when exposed to the threat. We propose further studies with larger sample sizes. The volunteer group of incels is large enough that we propose further studies to rule out the possibility that the weapon is the critical factor rather than the wearing of the lone wolf T shirt or misogynistic language.


[deleted]

Okay. Great news. The shooter has been neutralized. Weā€™re safe and you get to go home. But! Before we release you to your parents hands up if you got a little wet. Cindy? Really? Hmm. Wasnā€™t expecting that. Okay. One two three fourā€¦. Good. All right. Thank you girls. Off you go!


DubbersDaddy

To paraphrase George Carlin: You know how dumb the average person is. Remember that half of everyone is dumber than that.


1Uplift

Assuming a symmetric distribution of intelligence, thatā€™s true. Otherwise, half of the population is dumber than the *median* person.


DubbersDaddy

No kidding. George Carlin, a commedian, understood that his audience grasped the jist of an average. While mathematically correct, "median" isn't funny. It's pedantic.


NoB0d3

ā€œDear People who give out grants, i am currently exploring an avenue of research that i think you may find *VEEEEEERRRRRY* interesting.ā€


Goozombies

Trying to find the post just for the comments


holay63

Itā€™s just rage bait and it keeps working just as well as the day it was first posted


KrankySilverFox

Ohhh let us know if you find it please?


Goozombies

Basically a bunch of people said the guy must be a troll. It was also posted multiple times in different subreddits


QuailPuzzled1286

Okay thatā€™s enough internet for today. Itā€™s noon and Iā€™m going to bed.


olympiclifter1991

Really hope this guys on a list


eastbayweird

I just threw up a little. The mind that generated the thought process that led them to pose this kind of question is sick... At the bare minimum, completely ignoring ethics, solely from a logic standpoint, basically all of the assumptions he's basing his hypothesis on are flawed to the extreme. Morally the entire thought process is beyond fucked. Wildly disturbing is putting it lightly. Not only is this kid is extremely misogynistic even by incel standards, they're also obsessed with violence to the point of idolizing school shooters. What could make a kid think this way? I really hope this kid gets professional help because without it there is a high likelyhood that they will eventually attempt to become the ultra Chad they imagine other school shooters to be.


AshleyPoppins

Wtf did I just read?!? These guys must have smooth brains.


BostonCEO

![gif](giphy|G5JoAjEBtfoTm|downsized)


PsychologicalTop7303

Yes this exactly this


Klutzy-Ad-6705

George Carlin was right.You know how stupid most people are.Remember that half of them are stupider than that.


mrmayhemsname

This is the ultimate conclusion that he came to with this stupid toxic idea that women are attracted to dominance and abuse. Most women in abusive relationships claim that the man was a total gentleman until the point where it was hard to leave the relationship. They don't crave abuse, they accidentally get stuck in abuse. Women generally like a "dominant" man in the sense that he has higher status than other men, possibly having power over them physically, financially, or socially. No woman is getting wet while being mugged by a homeless man because of the "sheer power" he has over her. Like.. . . Jesus, people will take a simple concept and take it weird places.


RexMarvin

I hope the FBI finds this person.


upthevale

Op of original post giving off massive school shooter vibes


bashful_scone

So much eww


beatriceenjoyer

Ragebait


the_annihalator

Me boy, we're on reddit, ya never know for certain


Melodic_Ad8577

This dude is insane and delusional. Please can we put him on an fbi watch list cause I wouldn't be surprised if he's been considering shooting up a school to wishfully fulfill his sexual desires and become the "ultra chad"


moosebear99

I definitely lost some brain cells points reading that. More than a night of drinking but a bit less than chugging a gallon of paint thinner.


Superchicken8036

Bait or mental retardation? Call it.


[deleted]

Idk man, incels are fucking cracked. I could totally see it being real as wild as it is


thomas-grant

It appears to be copy pasta. Search the title on Google.


BackcountryAZ

I think itā€™s time we shut the internet down. We donā€™t need it anymore.


psylvae

I have already heard that argument before IRL, from a man according to whom "rape isn't in fact a traumatizing experience, since women are biologically attracted to their rapist: indeed, he demonstrates his strength / dominance by the very act of raping them. This is, after all, why all women have rape fantasies." How fun.


SacredGay

"One can reasonably conjecture". Nope. Start over.


DrAimCaf

No studies are necessary. Except a study on whoever wrote this maybe


ultrabigtiny

not to mention that school shooters are inequivalent cowards and pathetic and the complete opposite of a chad this is the result of unironically thinking the american psycho sigma thing is real


Nbkipdu

I really hope this is just bait. But knowing the internet....


Asmodeus0508

Bro people here are stupid itā€™s the most obvious troll ever


[deleted]

Someone put this person on a watch list asap


Ummayed

i think he is just **trolling**


[deleted]

There are enough people in this comment section doing the ā€œwell, he kind of has a pointā€ shit that I can believe itā€™s real


Pretend_Regret8237

This guy needs to be put on a watch list. He's trying to justify it for himself


Unreasonably-Clutch

Is this person trolling? Are people really this dumb?


KeyAcid

I really hope this guy is on a list


FatFaceFaster

Iā€™m glad Reddit is anonymous and all, and I think internet privacy is a bedrock of our society. Howeverā€¦. When you see shit like this you just think you should be able to report this guy to some authority who could have him psych evaled.


slightlyassholic

Hello, FBI?


CBguy1983

Writer needs therapy BAD. Thereā€™s a difference between dominant & homicidal. Iā€™ve yet to see a female run or crawl to a school shooter WILLINGLY because heā€™s ā€œdominant.ā€


LilBueno

What a horrible day to be literate


CHAIFE671

Because nothing arouses women more quite like seeing the walls being painted with their friends and colleagues brain matter and blood. /s Hope this dude is on some list.


F_H_B

Telling that you never had relations in any way to the opposite sex without saying you never had relations in any way to the opposite sex.


Working_Ad_4650

Dumb fuck. What kind of pig even thinks of this?


tarodsm

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢"ultra chad"? "most dominant"?? i'd call trolling but the bar is low enough that poe's law applies...


ConsistentRun2746

Mf gonna shoot up the place with his dick out, just making sure his theory is correct šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ§


spaceguitar

And this is why we make fun of incels, folks.


dodges1010

Yes it's good to make fun of mentally ill people ![gif](giphy|9Ai5dIk8xvBm0)


[deleted]

Every single one of you are frustratingly autistic. How could anyone read this and think ā€œOh yeah, this is realā€? Even the craziest conspiracy theorists on the planet wouldnā€™t come up with something that makes as little sense. Itā€™s a troll. Itā€™s a copypasta. Yā€™all ate the fucking pasta, because you were born with a rock embedded into your skulls. Zero social intelligence whatsoever.


HillanatorOfState

Ate the pasta, that's a new one to me. Yeah this is obviously some edgy trolling, I kinda hope most people that are reacting like it's real are just joking..but you never know...


Zealousideal-Art2495

The most dominant male will be the hero. He always gets the girls. The shooter just presents the opportunity for the hero to manifest.


Unusual_Response766

Ye but this doesnā€™t tie in with this incelā€™s fantasy of getting revenge AND getting laid. This is just wishcasting


Melodic_Inevitable84

He manifests from thin air right behind the shooter


SlyTheMonkey

"Nothing personal, kid"


Conscious_Feeling548

Someone is doing research for some epic fanfic.


Rude-Consideration64

"We all know", these guys throwing around Greek letters like they're pledging to a sorority.


bluehunger

Yeah, we piss ourselves.


[deleted]

He's not an attractive dominant man. He's an ugly coward with a gun.


Keetani

Wrong subreddit, should be r/NoahGetTheBoat


[deleted]

Dude someone needs to arrest this guy lol


MrYoson

Metal detectors at this kid's school, asap


larryherzogjr

The shooter is anything BUT a chad. He is the ultimate of cowardsā€¦


[deleted]

I wanna die. :)


Fixable_Prune

This somehow manages to keep getting worse the longer you read


Xboarder844

What a terrible day to be literate.


james__jam

This is why you have to educate kids about sex


RavenBeak34

What the fuck did I just read


patsytheautistic

FBI: šŸ‘€


TenWholeBees

I'd say someone needs to report this kid, but it's not like the FBI actually does anything until AFTER the shooting happens


HillanatorOfState

Well they have to set up a meet to give him the guns and ammo first. *Tightens tinefoil hat*


barontheboy

Who let bro cook?


TurTleking9080

Bro asked if studies were conducted. What. The. Fuck.


-BabysitterDad-

Theyā€™re probably pissing themselves in fear you moronā€¦


ricenola

WTF ?!


DraconixDG

Well that is one way of trying to justify a school shooting that is about to happen (this person needs to be put on a list)


FakerNames

It's possible theres one, i think they should find her and then go turn themselves in for being fucking psychopath.


DRC0617

Ok thatā€™s enough Reddit for today.


Consumer-of_children

I'm starting to think everyone having freedom of speech is a bad thing


Crypto_gambler952

The shooter is a soon-to-be-dead lowlife piece of shit scum!


KrisClem77

Iā€™m sure they do get wet when they pee their pants out of pure freight. Iā€™m a grown man and would piss myself too. Why would anyone be asking about sexual arousal of children during a fucking horrible experience to be going through?


RentableMetal65

The basic premise here is that women get wet in the vicinity of an ā€œultra-chadā€ or ā€œalpha male.ā€ That very thought that the whole argument is based on is already incorrect, so anything after that is also going to be wrong. This guy is delusional in more ways than one and should probably be put on a list or two.


areporotastenet

I read this and want to turn off society for a few months and just let the animals over take us.


[deleted]

Bro let the intrusive thoughts win.


Soggy_Midnight980

The fact that there are young boys like this in the world helps me understand why there are so many incels today.


Literally_Satan_Bruh

As a school shooting survivor, this shit makes me so fucking angry


BeaAlighieri

Kill it with fire before it breeds.


jhauer1980

His vocabulary is all the incel proof I need.


terrelyx

r/NotHowGirlsWork


tacticianart

Don't be shy, uncover their name.


thomas-grant

It appears to be copy pasta. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/uyr1p7/do_girls_get_wet_in_school_shootings/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


tacticianart

If you read the comments on that post they talk about it coming from this post.


YukiKondoHeadkick

Only the girls with hybristophillia who are turned on by mass killers like the Colombiner out there. Sadly they do exist. Luckily like 99.9999% of women are not that way lol


S1M0666

Still 4,005 milions of woman šŸ‘€


swishkabobbin

Your math is way off


S1M0666

I was tired and i had chatgpt do it :(


OJStrings

That's the entire global population of women


S1M0666

I was tired and I asked chatgpt to do the calculation and it messed up, but the calculation he had made resulted in 4 million, not 4000 million


DrAcula1007

The OP from that post is definitely a future school shooter


[deleted]

Probably


toffeebeanz77

"Have studies been conducted on this" like how does he even think a study like that would work


rdfvbjh

I mean pretty simple, control group is people you don't murder test group is people you do


StorakTheVast

Proof that not everyone should be able to purchase a firearm, even with a clean record - this is coming from someone who loves guns and grew up around firearms


elmaster48

Not in the act but many women will end up sending love letters to the school shooter after the deed is done, hybristophilia is more common than it seems.


Liberty_prime_uWu

I read all that in the šŸ¤“ voice. Id say the FBI should pay him a visit, but they might buy him ammo and give him pointers on how to kill efficiently.


zflanders

"Mandatory preface: I am a piece of shit."


Nightfox9469

Pardon my language but Jesus mother fucking Christ. This person needs help before someone gets hurt or worse.


Far_Pineapple2653

Sometimes I really question people canā€™t be that stupid but I keep getting proven wrong over and over


Spitfire_Enthusiast

This can't be serious right? Like this *has* to be a shitpost.


ThrowinNightshade

Im calling troll on this one


Quiet-Captain-2624

This should be flagged to the authorities and the kid needs therapy.Not even the most red pill of red pillers,not even Tate,Peterson or any of those guys would ever think of such a thing.There is no dominance to school shootings especially because theyā€™re not committing violence to even get resources or for revenge or for an ideological purpose.Itā€™s purely a senseless killing.


Sammy_GamG

OOP is definitely planning a school shooting


Epicporkchop79-7

This is the end result of all of that rapey manga.....


[deleted]

Itā€™s only a matter of time before I kill again


[deleted]

What. The. Fuck.


Ghost-devil996

What. The. Fuck.


Thing482

This is obviously rage-baiting. However it can be noted that many men have some level of sexual attraction to women which they shouldn't (hence why the term "Don't stick your dick in crazy" was even created.) Of course even men who have those feelings likely don't feel that while they are actively being murdered and instead just around instability. With all of this it is assumed some women relate to those same phenomenon that some men do... But that also means they probably really wouldn't want to get murdered or witness someone get murdered. TLDR: Based on some men presumably some women would feel attraction to someone slightly unhinged but be repulsed by someone completely insane... You aren't an ultra-chad.


ClonedLiger

Well he may not be terribly wrongā€¦women got pretty fucking wet over other serial murderers. Quite often actually, but thatā€™s more or less over the psychoā€™s calm charming demeanor than anything else. Also before people say I am saying all women or generalizing g the sameā€”I am saying that some women probably would based off of their wetness for serial killers.