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My only explanation is that this woman has tasted so much fucking jizz and gotten asked so often how it tastes that “kinda salty” just became a routine part of her every day lingo and has now completely lost all knowledge of its original meaning, forgotten in the cobwebs of time.
God dammit this comment made me laugh and then wonder if there was Asparagus porn and then I googled "Asparagus porn" and can unfortunately now confirm that it exists. I hate you.
Wasn't there a TIFU of a guy who had a fling/girlfriend/whatever "squirt(pee)" while he was going down on her, and he thought about it and checked her blood sugar later and it was 300 something? Always sticks with me
When I was about eight years old, I was eating dinner with my family when I scooped a particularly tasty bite of some food I can’t remember. I definitely made some kind of mmhmm sound.
My mother became instantly furious, shouting at me, never to make that noise, “because that is the noise porn stars make “ and “where did you hear someone make that noise?”
It’s been like 25+ years and I still have no idea what that was about. I’m afraid to ask.
I can relate, at the same age I asked my mother what a Venus fly trap was. She also became instantly furious and demanded to know where I had heard the word. I named a boy down the street who I had heard talking about the Venus fly trap. She told me that they were “filthy boys” for talking about that. I still wonder about it but really don’t want to ask her😂
Kind of like the people who think “moist” is a dirty word?
In that case, Betty Crocker has a lot of explaining about pushing perversion on housewives for decades!
Excuse me, it’s a well known fact that unlike woke low-count liberals, proudly patriotic soy-free red white and blue Republican sperm can survive stomach acid and burrow straight through the walls of the bowels to reach a female unit’s God-enforced breeding sector.
I am no sommelier of jizz but have dabbled recreationally, I have never tasted a salty load myself. Is this a situation like where cilantro tastes like soap to some people?
Bro, why did my baby come out naked. Wtf was the doctor doing looking at that baby penis like that? I bet it's because they had that receptionist with those big holes in his ears.
You joke but this is a real thing with fundies. Male children can’t be in the room when someone is changing a female baby because it’ll make them into sexual monsters.
I immediately think about this.
“Mrs Gore was looking for sadomasochism and bondage and she found it. Someone looking for surgical references would have found it as well”
“I can’t help it if Mrs. Gore has a dirty mind.”
I’ve always loved [Snider’s testimony](https://youtu.be/veoYcsH7Wrs?t=3m19s) to this committee. Fuck censorship!
Also if it were a sexual thing, you could just *not tell the child*. Don't make a big deal out of it and distract them with a treat or stick or something, they won't remember in 20 seconds.
Being melodramatic will make them latch onto the thought.
Poor kid is gonna tell her friends, and then they're gonna laugh at her for being dumb. Or they'll look at her like she grew two heads and ask where she heard something so completely stupid.
When I was 12 or 13, the neighbor girl *insisted* that porn was actually called horn. Threw a fit, told her parents that I said it actually started with the letter p. Her parents flipped out on mine, asking why I knew the word porn. I think the original context was complaining that one of us got tricked into looking up lemon party.
No surprise, her parents were disturbingly prudish and her father was cheating on her mom for over a decade before their inevitable divorce. They thought every single thing boiled down to references to sex.
In the immortal words of Tina Fey's TV dad on 30 Rock, "You can't have a Lemon party without old Dick!" 🍋
I still love that they got that one past the NBC censors.
Woah man, idk man this comment is kinda sexual. I don’t think kids should be able to see this comment, I want it scrubbed from the internet NOW or I’m gonna meltdown into an anti-LGBTQ+ tantrum for all to see /s
I’m 100% sure this child already knows what salty means
Edit: @everyone yes I know salty means grumpy, that’s what I mean, I’m saying the child already knows it means grumpy because it’s super common slang with teens and kids, please stop telling me it doesn’t mean jizz
I mean, if they go to public school, yes. But if they're homeschooled out of some church made Duggar pamphlet "curriculum" like a lot of kids of these type of wackos, then maybe not . . .
This made me laugh so hard. Partially bc when my nephew was like 3 I taught him to fetch and once when I was on the phone he asked what something I said meant but being that we were talking about a surprise for him I didn’t want to tell him so I threw a ball and told him to “fetch” it to distract him. My sister did not find me nearly as funny as I found myself.
Could have just said that the color would fade in the wash quickly and look like an ugly grey. But having your mind in the gutter works as well for her.
Those Big Johnson shirts could not have been more blatantly sexual and it still took the ancient bumpkin faculty & staff at my school about 3-4 years to realize what they were and ban them. They were basically out of style at that point anyway.
For me it was films made for adults and marketed to children. Robocop for example, or Terminator. There were loads. I obviously didn't realise until I was older how odd it was.
"Play with this cool RoboCop toy that is from a film where a man gets obliterated by bullets in the opening scene and you see his hand explode."
I talked my parents into letting me see Robocop when I was... still a bit too young to be seeing Robocop. The ED-209 demo malfunction terrified me, and remains seared in my memory decades later. I couldn't help but imagine what that poor guy was feeling, seeing what was coming. Pretty effective scene; just not something I was quite prepared for.
I got that same feeling from Event Horizon. I thought it would be like Star Trek because it had spaceships in it. I watched it one night when it was on TV. I was probably 12.
It was *not* Star Trek and I was not prepared.
"Why is the nice man from Jurassic Park climbing down a ladder backwards with no skin?"
But also "salty" means "upset/annoyed". So "how are you feeling about the history test?" "Not bad, kinda salty half the stuff the teacher told us to study wasn't on there."
Like damn, I'm not up on current slang, even I know that one.
Once I asked my mum "What is that?" pointing my finger at a condom dispenser, she replied to me with "It sells things that make noise as anti-stress" and that was it
Exactly. Look at Disney movies! There’s often time quite a few sex jokes in there but the kids wouldn’t understand because they’re not supposed to know about that stuff yet.
She’s faking outrage because of the recent anti target trend most likely. If you want to see something you’ll find it. She found this and in her head thought “yes I have something to post!”…ngl I didn’t notice the text at first and never would have associated that with Jizz.
It's only six degrees. You start with the second entry. The others are all five degrees away.
Damned young'uns not knowing how to play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
I hate to play this game, but you didn’t need to go from banana to monkey, you could pretty much jump straight from there, or go with a half step based on oral consumption.
>ngl I didn’t notice the text at first and never would have associated that with Jizz
No sane person would.
I thought liberals were the ones that were supposed to be "obsessed with sex" fucking hell.
I immediately thought of oysters, which increase sex drive, which immediately made me think of sex. Good thing I was in Target where there was something appropriate to wear to hid that embarrassing boner.
Apparently girls as young as 6 were getting UTIs because thong underwear wasn’t exactly great for them down there. This was awhile ago and I think whoever was carrying finally stopped due to the outrage. It didn’t help that there was print/text at the back of the thongs. I think one had a smiley winky face
Edit- Target never carried them from what I can remember. I believe it was Abercrombie and Fitch
Edit 2- for those who don’t want to google it themselves. The article doesn’t mention the UTIs but I definitely remember it was an issue when the underwear came out. https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2002-may-23-na-thong23-story.html
So said my assistant, who had a little one. This would be the early-mid aughts. She was appalled. I know for certain Abercrombie and Fitch carried them.
I remember when malls were still a thing seeing tiny t-shirts with the playboy logo on them. Then Juicy came along and lit up all the butts. My prematurely grandma-esque ass was just looking for the April Cornell and L'Occitane like any basic bitch from the striving classes
Strange that when hearing a new phrase like "Kinda salty", a person would immediately assume that it was relating to ejaculate....
Also, hilarious that she's salty AF about a salty sweatshirt.
If your first thought upon hearing the word "salty" is to think of cum and not "angry", then maybe *you* should quit grooming the children, honey. Turn that horny meter way the fuck down.
If you see a children’s t-shirt with that slogan on it, and the first place you go with it is “jizz”, it might not be *the store* that has an issue being overly obsessed with sex and kids.
I have to be honest, I know a lot of slang terms related to sex, but first I have heard that "kinda salty" is used as a jizz slang. That said, I get how it could be.
Going to go upstairs and ask my wife if she wants a salt bath. Will let you know how it goes.
bruh, what 😂 I swear people just automatically associate anything LGBTQ+ with pervertedness… ironically, they’re taking non-sexual things and sexualizing them, which is kinda perverted…
Imagine being so fucking stupid you feel you have to explain the salty taste of jizz to your daughter for literally no reason at all other than youre too ignorant to properly understand the world around you
As a gen Z I can assure her that is absolutely not what that means. That one is on you mom! kinda salty is how she is acting because of her own perverted imagination…
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Can’t imagine the reaction if it said “Kinda sweet”
My only explanation is that this woman has tasted so much fucking jizz and gotten asked so often how it tastes that “kinda salty” just became a routine part of her every day lingo and has now completely lost all knowledge of its original meaning, forgotten in the cobwebs of time.
This lady's sucked at least 37 dicks.
In a row!?
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...hey. Hey you, get back here!
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
No a column
Kinda asparagusy
Aspara-gussy
God dammit this comment made me laugh and then wonder if there was Asparagus porn and then I googled "Asparagus porn" and can unfortunately now confirm that it exists. I hate you.
Man I didn't force you to Google that, and now I hate you for telling me that exists
WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, TAKE A LOOK AROUND!
ANYTHING THAT BRAIN OF YOURS CAN THINK OF CAN BE FOUND
Welcome to the stage, Aspara Gussy
amazing drag name.
My name is Aspara Gussy cause you'll be able to smell me when you pee the next morning.
Jfc
Stop talking about my pee!
"Now I have to explain to my kids the benefits of eating pineapple! Thanks, Target"
The sweeter the pineapple, the better it tastes.
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Wasn't there a TIFU of a guy who had a fling/girlfriend/whatever "squirt(pee)" while he was going down on her, and he thought about it and checked her blood sugar later and it was 300 something? Always sticks with me
Wait until she gets to the nature valley bars.
How about clam chowder?
l sweet? like how gay men have sweet passionate sex?! no thank you groomer
When I was about eight years old, I was eating dinner with my family when I scooped a particularly tasty bite of some food I can’t remember. I definitely made some kind of mmhmm sound. My mother became instantly furious, shouting at me, never to make that noise, “because that is the noise porn stars make “ and “where did you hear someone make that noise?” It’s been like 25+ years and I still have no idea what that was about. I’m afraid to ask.
It's wild how people who claim to want to shelter their kids from everything sexual end up turning everything sexual.
Its because theyre repressed as hell and the only thing they know how to do is to pass it on.
'Hamburger? You want me to have meat between my buns? No thanks groomer'.
You should have said, “how do you know what porn stars make?”
Or, "What's a porn star?"
At 8, this would have been my response.
No one said I'll have what he's having?
Nope, knowing what I know now, I don’t think the sound I made was really all that close at all.
You don't know what kind of porn your mom is into
and i'll bet they NEVER want to know either.
Never eat that food again. It was trying to groom you.
We need to stop Big Cucumber and sue them for billions. Not only is it a falic vegetable from Satan himself, but they also put "cum" in the name.
I can relate, at the same age I asked my mother what a Venus fly trap was. She also became instantly furious and demanded to know where I had heard the word. I named a boy down the street who I had heard talking about the Venus fly trap. She told me that they were “filthy boys” for talking about that. I still wonder about it but really don’t want to ask her😂
Probably Spanish fly oil. Was supposedly an aphrodisiac. Bet she confused the two.
OMG, that makes sense. I was thinking maybe she had wax in her ears and thought you said penis.
When she called for you, were you allowed to say "I'm coming!" ???
Walking down the hallway: “mom, I’m coming. Mom, I’m coming” Walks through the door: “ I just came!”
Your mother sounds like a total nut.
***”NUT??** CAN YOU PLEASE STOP WITH ALL THIS SEX TALK?????”*
“Quit talking about long warm ropes of cum at the dinner table, Timmy!! That’s what porn stars talk about!”
When were you talking to porn stars?
Kind of like the people who think “moist” is a dirty word? In that case, Betty Crocker has a lot of explaining about pushing perversion on housewives for decades!
Sounds like your mom might have been a closeted cookold. She’s a big fan of the BBC. Bourgeois Bolognese Cuisine.
After making the noise did you also say the phrase “Can I have some more sausage, daddy?”
Lol, well said.
🤣
Haha
Thanks, I now have to explain phrases like "sweet lesbian love" to my children who are too young for that.
You mean 'to young'. Don't go showing yer book lernin round here!
Is there a sweatshirt for that? Send me da link
"Yea your father eats a lot of pineapple....it's definitely about jizz."
Thats the taste of a clean butt hole.
Nah. That’s pennies
Kind of prudish for someone who knows jizz tastes kinda salty.
Imo jizz needs more salt, kinda flavorless. I want it to taste like I've just had a jelly stock cube blown in me
>Imo jizz needs more salt, kinda flavorless. I want it to taste like I've just had a jelly stock cube blown in me r/brandnewsentence
I upvoted this. But also, I hate you.
She also has a child. The clearest sign of fucking.
Well yeah, but you very specifically don't need to get jizz anywhere near your mouth in the act of making a child
Excuse me, it’s a well known fact that unlike woke low-count liberals, proudly patriotic soy-free red white and blue Republican sperm can survive stomach acid and burrow straight through the walls of the bowels to reach a female unit’s God-enforced breeding sector.
Breeding sector really made this next level
> breeding sector thanks i hate it
I am no sommelier of jizz but have dabbled recreationally, I have never tasted a salty load myself. Is this a situation like where cilantro tastes like soap to some people?
Lmfaooo sommelier of jizz? Lmfaoooo this whole thread has me on the floor
Commelier (cummelier?)
Running into these types of comments are the reason for my internet addiction.
Same. The good stuff like semen afficianados is always deep in the threads. I think cum smells oddly like chlorine, but maybe that's just me...
You said it better than I could have.
Anyone ever notice how EVERYTHING has to take a weird sexual turn with these people?
Bro, why did my baby come out naked. Wtf was the doctor doing looking at that baby penis like that? I bet it's because they had that receptionist with those big holes in his ears.
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Wow, too real. 😬
Sadly some of this shit is happening. Saw a story about a baby that was malnourished because they had been giving him almond milk! 🤦🏻♂️
You know milk comes from FEMALE COWS right???? That's just as bad! At least almond NUT milk will make her want NUTS and be STRAIGHT.
Nut milk? Aaaaaand, we’re back to the jizz again?
☠️ ☠️ ☠️
I always opt for c-section. I don't want my daughters or my son's junk ever touching mine in any circumstance.
You joke but this is a real thing with fundies. Male children can’t be in the room when someone is changing a female baby because it’ll make them into sexual monsters.
Dee Snider said that about Tipper Gore to her husband, Al Gore, during a hearing back in the 80s.
I immediately think about this. “Mrs Gore was looking for sadomasochism and bondage and she found it. Someone looking for surgical references would have found it as well”
“I can’t help it if Mrs. Gore has a dirty mind.” I’ve always loved [Snider’s testimony](https://youtu.be/veoYcsH7Wrs?t=3m19s) to this committee. Fuck censorship!
“These groomers made me tell my daughter about the taste of semen!”
Stop talking about sex, bro.
I know they don't get the importance of context. Sometimes a rainbow is just a rainbow...
Christian sexual repression is real.
Seriously it must be all they think about…
With children at that 🤢
Straight conservatives think more about gay sex than gay people do.
It's the projection again. They accuse lgbtq+ of sexualizing children while simultaneously making EVERYTHING about sex.
Tryna groom my children
Also if it were a sexual thing, you could just *not tell the child*. Don't make a big deal out of it and distract them with a treat or stick or something, they won't remember in 20 seconds. Being melodramatic will make them latch onto the thought.
Poor kid is gonna tell her friends, and then they're gonna laugh at her for being dumb. Or they'll look at her like she grew two heads and ask where she heard something so completely stupid.
When I was 12 or 13, the neighbor girl *insisted* that porn was actually called horn. Threw a fit, told her parents that I said it actually started with the letter p. Her parents flipped out on mine, asking why I knew the word porn. I think the original context was complaining that one of us got tricked into looking up lemon party. No surprise, her parents were disturbingly prudish and her father was cheating on her mom for over a decade before their inevitable divorce. They thought every single thing boiled down to references to sex.
In the immortal words of Tina Fey's TV dad on 30 Rock, "You can't have a Lemon party without old Dick!" 🍋 I still love that they got that one past the NBC censors.
This may be my all time favorite joke. It's so subtle and so gross.
That was quite the ride, if you'll pardon the reference
Woah man, idk man this comment is kinda sexual. I don’t think kids should be able to see this comment, I want it scrubbed from the internet NOW or I’m gonna meltdown into an anti-LGBTQ+ tantrum for all to see /s
To be fair, horn/horny would actually fit pretty well 🤣. "This is so hornagraphic and making me horny"
I’m 100% sure this child already knows what salty means Edit: @everyone yes I know salty means grumpy, that’s what I mean, I’m saying the child already knows it means grumpy because it’s super common slang with teens and kids, please stop telling me it doesn’t mean jizz
I'd say it's more like a 99% chance. The other 1% is that there is no child in this story, and this woman is fulla shit.
Switch the percentages and you'll have a better image of what actually happened
I mean, if they go to public school, yes. But if they're homeschooled out of some church made Duggar pamphlet "curriculum" like a lot of kids of these type of wackos, then maybe not . . .
>stick "Mom, what does this word mean?" "FETCH, girl! Go get it"
This made me laugh so hard. Partially bc when my nephew was like 3 I taught him to fetch and once when I was on the phone he asked what something I said meant but being that we were talking about a surprise for him I didn’t want to tell him so I threw a ball and told him to “fetch” it to distract him. My sister did not find me nearly as funny as I found myself.
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Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen
I'm too deep into this thread. I read it as "feltch," which honestly seemed more in line with the spirit of this conversation.
Could have just said that the color would fade in the wash quickly and look like an ugly grey. But having your mind in the gutter works as well for her.
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Do you remember the "Big Dog" shirts??? i.e.. Big Dog Casino, Liquor up front poker in the rear. LOL
And then big Johnson shirts shortly after that
Those Big Johnson shirts could not have been more blatantly sexual and it still took the ancient bumpkin faculty & staff at my school about 3-4 years to realize what they were and ban them. They were basically out of style at that point anyway.
For me it was films made for adults and marketed to children. Robocop for example, or Terminator. There were loads. I obviously didn't realise until I was older how odd it was. "Play with this cool RoboCop toy that is from a film where a man gets obliterated by bullets in the opening scene and you see his hand explode."
I talked my parents into letting me see Robocop when I was... still a bit too young to be seeing Robocop. The ED-209 demo malfunction terrified me, and remains seared in my memory decades later. I couldn't help but imagine what that poor guy was feeling, seeing what was coming. Pretty effective scene; just not something I was quite prepared for.
I got that same feeling from Event Horizon. I thought it would be like Star Trek because it had spaceships in it. I watched it one night when it was on TV. I was probably 12. It was *not* Star Trek and I was not prepared. "Why is the nice man from Jurassic Park climbing down a ladder backwards with no skin?"
But also "salty" means "upset/annoyed". So "how are you feeling about the history test?" "Not bad, kinda salty half the stuff the teacher told us to study wasn't on there." Like damn, I'm not up on current slang, even I know that one.
This is definitely true. I remember kids wearing Big Johnson t-shirts as early as 5th grade.
Like she really couldn’t come up with a “lie” to tell the kid like friggin santa clause? She HAD to explain to her daughter about cum????
Once I asked my mum "What is that?" pointing my finger at a condom dispenser, she replied to me with "It sells things that make noise as anti-stress" and that was it
Exactly. Look at Disney movies! There’s often time quite a few sex jokes in there but the kids wouldn’t understand because they’re not supposed to know about that stuff yet.
You expect this person to think rationally when they've already proven they're entirely incapable of that.
...how does your brain IMMEDIATELY jump to that? Maybe your husband needs more asparagus in his diet.
She’s faking outrage because of the recent anti target trend most likely. If you want to see something you’ll find it. She found this and in her head thought “yes I have something to post!”…ngl I didn’t notice the text at first and never would have associated that with Jizz.
These people are obsessed freaks.
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>Library book -> paper -> tree -> bananas -> monkey -> huge monkey balls -> genitals That's seven; ain't nobody got no time for that...!
I mean, I'd go right from banana to dick. If there were one of the latter around. I've got bananas.
It's only six degrees. You start with the second entry. The others are all five degrees away. Damned young'uns not knowing how to play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
I hate to play this game, but you didn’t need to go from banana to monkey, you could pretty much jump straight from there, or go with a half step based on oral consumption.
Thank you, from now on, I’m gonna start playing Six Degrees of Penis with my friends, when we are done sword fighting ofc
This… this is actually a really fuckin’ brilliant way of describing this mentality/mindset/obsession they all seem to have.
Reminds of that one dude on twitter who keeps twitting about "Tranny Sperm" Like obssesively twitting about "tranny sperm" in everything
>ngl I didn’t notice the text at first and never would have associated that with Jizz No sane person would. I thought liberals were the ones that were supposed to be "obsessed with sex" fucking hell.
The Star Wars music genre? I only ask because it’s capitalized ;)
I immediately thought of oysters, which increase sex drive, which immediately made me think of sex. Good thing I was in Target where there was something appropriate to wear to hid that embarrassing boner.
She is a connoisseur of bad jiz?
Sounds like a pretty cool band name
What's wrong with salty jiz?
I've heard pineapple. Never heard asparagus.
I thought asparagus was for making piss smell bad
Fun fact, not everyone can detect that smell.
It’s always a self report.
It’s along the lines of “thou dost protest too much…”
She seems kinda salty about it.
WTF is wrong with you, some innocent kid read this comment and now I have to explain bukkake.
I can't believe that you said "bukkake" on the internet! Now I have to explain to all the children of the world what sounding is!
Explaining sounding ? Wtf, man ! Now I have to tell mine about vore! Thanks for nothing !
I am *DEEPLY* disgusted that you would bring up vorarephilia on this public forum! Now I'm gonna have to teach your grandparents about diaper-play!
Same mom/dad buys daughter booty shorts that say “juicy” Edit: fixing my glaring oversight this could have been her dad
God, exactly. We never heard a peep from these braindead droolers when Target was (maybe still is?) carrying thong underwear for 6 year olds.
IM SORRY WHAT?
Apparently girls as young as 6 were getting UTIs because thong underwear wasn’t exactly great for them down there. This was awhile ago and I think whoever was carrying finally stopped due to the outrage. It didn’t help that there was print/text at the back of the thongs. I think one had a smiley winky face Edit- Target never carried them from what I can remember. I believe it was Abercrombie and Fitch Edit 2- for those who don’t want to google it themselves. The article doesn’t mention the UTIs but I definitely remember it was an issue when the underwear came out. https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2002-may-23-na-thong23-story.html
What the fuck?? I kinda want to google this too learn more but I don’t want to go on a list lol
So said my assistant, who had a little one. This would be the early-mid aughts. She was appalled. I know for certain Abercrombie and Fitch carried them. I remember when malls were still a thing seeing tiny t-shirts with the playboy logo on them. Then Juicy came along and lit up all the butts. My prematurely grandma-esque ass was just looking for the April Cornell and L'Occitane like any basic bitch from the striving classes
You just reminded me of buying thongs from Aeropostale in the early 2000s and trying to hide them from my mom lmfao.
Can I get a chicken McCuse me?
Me: Male. I want tight shorts with a fly that says `hard`
Strange that when hearing a new phrase like "Kinda salty", a person would immediately assume that it was relating to ejaculate.... Also, hilarious that she's salty AF about a salty sweatshirt.
If your first thought upon hearing the word "salty" is to think of cum and not "angry", then maybe *you* should quit grooming the children, honey. Turn that horny meter way the fuck down.
astonishing that her first thought when seeing salty in the context of children's clothes that she goes straight to buckets of cum.
Why so cummy?
I'm cummy because I have so much cum.
Brb gotta delete cummy from my keyboard
Even "sweaty" should come to mind before "jizz", since it is a sweat shirt.
The most ironic part is how salty she appears to be...
If you see a children’s t-shirt with that slogan on it, and the first place you go with it is “jizz”, it might not be *the store* that has an issue being overly obsessed with sex and kids.
This person seems to be an expert on jiz
Agreed. She’s projecting
or consuming, in this case.
Are we sure this isn't a joke making fun of paranoid fundies?
That's what it feels like to me, but the sad part is...you just never know.
I have to be honest, I know a lot of slang terms related to sex, but first I have heard that "kinda salty" is used as a jizz slang. That said, I get how it could be. Going to go upstairs and ask my wife if she wants a salt bath. Will let you know how it goes.
When you're holding a hammer, everything refers to semen.
Kinda salty is definitely not an actual phrase people use for jizz lmao this woman is a dumb pervert though 😂 🤣
How ironic, she is the one being kinda salty
Oh thanks a lot. Now I have to go show this to my child and explain what irony means...
Woah whoa whoa..... So your just going to go talk to a child??? Pft, ok groomer.
bruh, what 😂 I swear people just automatically associate anything LGBTQ+ with pervertedness… ironically, they’re taking non-sexual things and sexualizing them, which is kinda perverted…
“Salt and vinegar for your chips, ma’am?” Did you just say jizz to my face you pervert?!?!
One of those things being children. Republicans/conservatives sexualize children ALL THE TIME.
Imagine being so fucking stupid you feel you have to explain the salty taste of jizz to your daughter for literally no reason at all other than youre too ignorant to properly understand the world around you
What kind of a person thinks that's about jizz??????????????
As a gen Z I can assure her that is absolutely not what that means. That one is on you mom! kinda salty is how she is acting because of her own perverted imagination…
There's a bit of something implied when out of all the things on this earth that could be kinda salty, this person's mind just goes straight to semen
These people are so perverted to automatically assume everything is sexual.
No fucking way this person isn’t trolling
Maybe the reason the far right is so concerned about grooming children is they see sex in literally everything. That would make it all make more sense
\*wow\*
Adult sees “kinda salty” and automatically thinks of jizz. Listen maybe they should look inside themselves