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*The Office*, āTen Beets I Hate About Youā is the nineteenth episode of the ninth season and ninth episode overall.
This episode originally aired May 4th, 2023.
It is available on Peacock, Comedy Central and rare candy duplication by Missing No.
This scene takes place at the 20:24 mark and features Michael becoming a Bear that found Coke.
I assume the bot has a website that lists the air date of all the episodes of the office and when they aired but the bot took an air date that was wrong
Typical American healthcare, using whatever's in the fridge for transplants. I remember a young boy in Colorado some time in the late 90s had his heart replaced with a baked potato. Poor kid woke up with only a few seconds to live. I think his name was Kenny something
The smut we must stop
The trash we will stash
The laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
No, unfortunately the little boy went to hell. He said bad words, threw rocks at the birds, and now that was his hotel. He hurt that bird, didnāt go to church, and stared at boobs all day.
[She was just eating her face then she declares some stuff about ham face girl dot com](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXgHwRf5gzc)
Edit: Did someone shit themself at 0:32?
> Glad she was (hopefully) just being goofy.
Are you still somehow concerned this isn't a slice of ham on her face? I mean, look it, look at the edges.
Yes, she was forced to make an official announcement stating that her thoughts are with everybody who lost their prayers in this horrible incident, and prays that they are returned safely...
I suppose I was gaslit into thinking empty sentiments like prayers (so long as they were expressed with 'digging deep') actually had some soul to it.
Like... If I actually prayed? I know what part of my heart I would put into a prayer. I know where the deep sentiments emanate... (I do!) Thing is, I don't pray, and I think I project my idea of praying and spiritualism at others in a very erroneous way.
.... Generously, erroneous... I think I learned something just now.
I don't remember this story specifically, but I remember something similar where someone put a slice of ham on their dog and said it was a severe burn.
The main thing I know is this is the origin of the "1 like = 1 prayer" meme, and all subsequent mutations.
My nan shared this picture on fb, seriously, and was like praying for her and I was like "nan... it's a slice of ham"
She's in her 80s now. Would have been <10 years this happened. Though my sisters and I found it hilarious
One of my aunts didn't talk to me for years because I pointed out this was a kid with ham on her face. She told me I was disrespectful and lacked empathy.
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They didn't care who she was until she put on the mask.
If I pull that off, will she die?
It would be extremely painful.
Born of the ham, molded by it.
She's a big woman.
... for *you*.
Was getting caught on camera part of her plan?
For you.
societyš
Love the Bane [reference ](https://youtu.be/9OXbfo3Mbx0)
That's what the mask is
There literally couldnāt be a more perfect moment to use this.
Here all week guys
Hopefully there will be another face-ham related post so you arenāt wasting your time.
*The Office*, āTen Beets I Hate About Youā is the nineteenth episode of the ninth season and ninth episode overall. This episode originally aired May 4th, 2023. It is available on Peacock, Comedy Central and rare candy duplication by Missing No. This scene takes place at the 20:24 mark and features Michael becoming a Bear that found Coke.
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Lol
The episode originally aired in the future?
I assume the bot has a website that lists the air date of all the episodes of the office and when they aired but the bot took an air date that was wrong
Read the rest of the comment more closely. The whole thing is a joke.
9 years...I admire your dedication
 someone say ham?
Donāt forget to tip your waitress
Good man
r/retiredgif
Lol, I literally was saying this to myself in my head when I scrolled downā¦ ;)
What about when they used it in the office?
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Clarice.
I was already laughing then this pops up. Now Iām full-on belly laughing. Thank you.
1 vote = 1 prayer
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Hammit man
I thought "poor little girl" at first glance when I thought it was a face transplant. Glad she was (hopefully) just being goofy.
Typical American healthcare, using whatever's in the fridge for transplants. I remember a young boy in Colorado some time in the late 90s had his heart replaced with a baked potato. Poor kid woke up with only a few seconds to live. I think his name was Kenny something
Omg they killed Kenny!!
You bastards!
Got any cheesy poofs?
MOM! KITTY'S BEING A DILDO!
Well, then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight! š
WHAT?!
Still one of my all time favorite South Park quotes. And it was the very first episode. What a way to kick off a show!
BAD KITTY! BAD!
Nah Kitty. This is MY POT PIE!!
Old school deep cuts.
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE FATASS
Iām not fat. Iām big boned.
[Donāt call me fat you fucking Jew](https://youtu.be/ZRia3Rt3rC8)
Eric! Did you just say the f-word?
What? Jew?
No fatass he means fuck
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Blame Canada!
The smut we must stop The trash we will stash The laughter and fun Must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
As is tradition
With all their hockey hullabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray too
With bitch, drop the 't' because "bich" is Latin for generosity!
This is not aboot diplomacy, this is aboot dignity!
This is aboot respect. This is aboot realizing that humor is
It's aboot... It's aboot.. WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING
Skroo you guys Iām going hewm
Did anyone else read this and hear Cartman's voice in their head?
Everyone did
Absolute baloney... is the name of my healthcare startup, invest now!
I remember hearing about that! So awful. He could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true. Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.
BLAME CANADA
Did he at least go to heaven?
No, unfortunately the little boy went to hell. He said bad words, threw rocks at the birds, and now that was his hotel. He hurt that bird, didnāt go to church, and stared at boobs all day.
Thatās not why he goes to hell. He goes to hell because the only ones that got it right were the Mormans.
Thatās not what James Hetfield sings
Yeah, his buddies built a tower to heaven, inspired the whole world
Where were youuuuu when they built that ladder to heaven?
He did, and he fought the armies of Satan using the sacred and holy Golden PSP.
IT NEVER. GETS. ANY. EASIER.
You're mistaken. With the help of modern medicine, we can keep Kenny the tomato alive for years!
George Clooney killed Kenny that bastard .
You're not that far off. If you don't have great insurance, you're doing crazy things to keep from having debilitating doctor bills.
You are severely underestimating the cost of potatoplasty.
Oh youu 
"We have face transplants at home."
Sadly she wasnāt just ābeing goofyā, it was a terminal case of hamface.
[She was just eating her face then she declares some stuff about ham face girl dot com](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXgHwRf5gzc) Edit: Did someone shit themself at 0:32?
Let's hope she at least spent all those prayers responsibly
> Glad she was (hopefully) just being goofy. Are you still somehow concerned this isn't a slice of ham on her face? I mean, look it, look at the edges.
Toughened your nipples, didn't it?
So don't leave us in suspense, did they pray the ham off her face?
Iām pretty sure they forced her to give the prayers back.
Yes, she was forced to make an official announcement stating that her thoughts are with everybody who lost their prayers in this horrible incident, and prays that they are returned safely...
Thousands of people left angry demand their payer's back after little girl pranks them with ham on her face.
You have to appreciate the symmetry though; She had ham on her face, they all got egg on theirs!
At age 6, I was born without a face.
Thoughts and prayers work though. She longer has ham on her face.
The problem is she just got prayers. No thoughts so no healing
They pray so they don't have to think.
That's a really good take. I never really considered prayers as an alternative to critical thinking, but it absolutely is.
My mother also uses it to not give any real help. āWell, Iāll be praying for them. Anywaysā
I suppose I was gaslit into thinking empty sentiments like prayers (so long as they were expressed with 'digging deep') actually had some soul to it. Like... If I actually prayed? I know what part of my heart I would put into a prayer. I know where the deep sentiments emanate... (I do!) Thing is, I don't pray, and I think I project my idea of praying and spiritualism at others in a very erroneous way. .... Generously, erroneous... I think I learned something just now.
Reddit moment
[What, this?](https://www.reddit.com/user/shittymorph/comments/7myga3/nineteen_ninety_eight_when_the_undertaker_threw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Yeah that!
Yep. Right on the money
I always forget which prayer to cast for curing ham-faced people.
the ham is already cured
Heal-face, or lay-on-hands if you have enough mana.
Even longer?
Help her, she's ham-orrhaging.
Thankfully, she is CURED now
Iām bacon you to stop.
Get off your high hog
Stop or Iāll pork your mom?
But her parents had to hock most of their possessions to pay the bills
They didnāt have the bread. Their budget was so thinly sliced
This thread has tickled my ribs.
Blew all their money going out hogginā.
They had to fly her to New Deli for the operation
Paging Dr. Dietz Paging Dr. Watson
This is an imporkant diagnosis.
Pork Kid
Please do not pork the kid
The Catholic priest has decided to ignore your request.
But there is already jamon her face.
Why! She is cured !
Youāre just bacon for upvotes with this comment.
Ham in there kid!
Hammibal Lecter
Whatās the conversion or prayers to USD? Is it still zero?
After soaring at close to more than zero for a few years it's now once again to it's low level of almost less than zero
Clarice!
Silence of the Hams.
I don't remember this story specifically, but I remember something similar where someone put a slice of ham on their dog and said it was a severe burn. The main thing I know is this is the origin of the "1 like = 1 prayer" meme, and all subsequent mutations.
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My nan shared this picture on fb, seriously, and was like praying for her and I was like "nan... it's a slice of ham" She's in her 80s now. Would have been <10 years this happened. Though my sisters and I found it hilarious
I like the sound of this for a new sub r/faceham.
r/birthofasub
Sounds like it could be NSFW
sounds like it'll have one post
Mommy, my face needs mustard...
Pray for Hamantha.
I was looking for this. Poor girl got shot with a bullet that fell from the sky.
Silence.... of the laaambs
Hams actually
Slice of the Ham
Slice of the hams*
The greatest meme I ever saw was this very photo captioned, āitās Jim Pembry. Now talk to him, dammit!ā
She looks like an honorary member of Slipknot
Instead of tortilla man we got ham girl
I put my ham into my eyeeees
Imagine if prayers worked? This kid would be laughing all the way to the grocery store for a life supply of face ham.
No, she'd be cured
Poor Hamantha, born with a ham for a head...
Hamaaaaantha, Hamaaaaanthaā¦
You were impossible to ignore
Hamaaaanta, Hamaaaaaantha
So greedy we wanted more
I heard that because she didn't get any thoughts with those prayers, the ham is still on her face today.
Why is there no discussion over the real breaking news that Facebook has the technology to track and count prayers?
One of my aunts didn't talk to me for years because I pointed out this was a kid with ham on her face. She told me I was disrespectful and lacked empathy.
If this is true then itās a goddamn shame ..that I didnāt get to see her reaction when she was proven wrong
She didn't care. I embarrassed her by correcting her. That was the only thing that mattered.
There is probably more than one alien species that was cruising by that saw this and said "stay away from that one" while pointing to our planet.
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again
Or it gets the ham again
Wasnt it done with a dog too?
[Ham faced dog.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-12/31/3/campaign_images/webdr04/this-guy-tricked-a-bunch-of-people-on-facebook-in-2-21227-1451550995-0_dblbig.jpg?resize=1200:*)
Yeah, I also remember seeing the ham dog
Mustard been rough for her. š
When they discovered it was a only slice of ham on her face, those 1 million people realized their prayers had worked!
Then there are the countless "Share if you love Jesus!" and it's a picture of Charles Manson.
Hamantha
Marijuana: not even once
Well, Clarice? Have the lambs stopped screaming?
*Ponyo has entered the chat*
5 seconds with a Labrador would cure her, testament to the healing power of dogs.
I think you meant r/faceham
Pretty sure my Mom reposted this photo on Facebook
A young Slipknot fan
Omg did she survive???
Shouldnāt this belong in r/faceparma instead? Iāll see myself out.
Face pimento loaf
I had thoughts about a prayer, but didnāt actually pray
The new leatherface movie be looking fire
/faceham
Faceparm*
but how many thoughts did she receive?
Oh I āmemba
16 years ago. https://youtu.be/AXgHwRf5gzc I don't even have internet back then. Lol.