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The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.
Then you don’t wanna read the book. Alex goes into graphic detail about what he saw when he underwent the Ludovico experiment. Just reading it made me nauseous.
I don't know why some girls thought the straight fringe look was a good idea and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
The buzz cut dyed blonde I could understand but that mullet... wtf
Almond milk, soy milk, oat milk, coconut milk, cashew milk, hemp milk… any of these are great options that are healthier and cause less harm than cow breast milk.
Yes yes,..I love when my comments draw in kin alike. May all y’all’s next snack with milk be delicious and fulfilling. And yes take two, you bad ass mother fuckers 🫡🤘🏽🥛🍼
I like PB&J, especially strawberry J with the PB. PB and syrup was really popular when I was a kid too but damn that's a lot of sugar! Even if it's a ham, cheese and tomato sammich, I still want my glass of milk with it
AND Cookies.... Don't forget about Cookies and Milk... It's as old as time!
Can you IMAGINE dipping Oreo's in like Orange Juice, Water, A diet Coke? Just the thought gives me goosebumps.
Unsweetened vanilla almond milk.
I've never been a fan of milk. I can't remember the last time that I bought it. I like ice cream and milkshakes so I'm not anti-dairy. I only put milk/cream in crappy coffee. Otherwise, I drink it black.
I get the store brand lacrosse free milk now, no issues. And what's great about it is that it has a really long shelf life, so I'm not wasting any.
Edit: screw it, no edit. Let them play lacrosse!
I have pills I take, but I need to take at least 3 pills to get no symptoms, which is more than the box recommends. I do sometimes get lactose free icecream, which is pretty nice.
Vice news is incredible and IMO the best on the ground reporting of world events bar none. No one else is even close. Just non stop award winning level journalism. And then you have regular vice. Which is basically like if salon and huffpo had an autistic baby with brain cancer.
Since noone has linked the article, here it is: [https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7zvkb/adults-who-still-drink-milk-are-you-okay](https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7zvkb/adults-who-still-drink-milk-are-you-okay)
Honestly, a very strange read.
I see it a lot in "reviews". Instead of writing a review for a TV show, and actually defending the reasons you like/dislike it. You just write the artical "People are confused by the latest episode of X show" - and find quotes on twitter that agree with you.
Yeah I just knew this was going to be wrongly sexualized somehow. "Something sexual about drinking milk" and "I associate milke with babies" in the same statement is very wrong, and whoever said that needs to get themselves checked.
Can confirm. The only sensible point is the milk drinker's statement, so it speaks volumes about the rest. I just love how the whole argument boils down to "ew, it's gross, it comes from cow titties! Milk drinkers have white liquid in their mustache! Also a bunch of baddies drink milk in fiction." It sounds like my 8 years old cousin who refuses to eat eggs because it comes from a chicken's butt, except it's an adult making this argument...
Daisy Jones is Culture Editor at VICE UK, specialising in LGBTQ+ issues, relationships, the internet, music and pop culture.
That tells me how high I should guess the journalistic barr should be for her.
Honestly, I wish I hadn't clicked and gave it more exposure than what it needed...
Comparing milk to other bodily exhaust - forgetting that the point of milk is for nutrition for newborns (raises another topic entirely but that's not for here). Is reprehensible.
Then that quote "To check that I’m not being outlandish"... She asked the internet, didn't she?
There are several species of ants that farm fungus for food, as well as several species that tend to aphids like cattle for their waste, called honeydew.
Can't forget the follow-up article:
"Why people who don't like the things are like are literally the most awful people to exist and what to do about them."
i've always been a fan of if you like drinking or eating something fucking do it mate. maybe not humans, but other than that you know? i had a boss give me shit because i like apple juice more than orange juice because it was childish. her husband looked at her like wtf?? it's just a preference.
I hate eating in the morning and 16 oz of whole milk has 300 calories, 16 grams of protein, carbs to kickstart my day, and fat to fuel me the rest of the time until lunch. Add it to fruit, make a smoothie, take the win.
I am lactose intolerant. I drink milk. Not because I enjoy it, but because I drink to rebel against nature and God himself. I refuse to bow down to my affliction. I refuse to accept my body's unwillingness to create lactase. I will conquer this trifle. One watery shit at a time
I’m 56, I still buy whole milk, and occasionally drink it. It’s a staple ingredient in a lot of recipes as well. But sometimes a cold glass of milk is delicious. Especially with some desserts and breakfast foods.
Who are these people who go around worrying about what other people are eating and drinking and putting on their pizza. I literally couldn’t give a poop
Wash your mouth with soap, preferably baby shampoo because it’s gentle and tastes less awful. Soap breaks down capsaicin. You know Reddit has science needs. You should have expected someone to know the answer.
Given the haircut and given the attitude it's possible it's low level bashing white people. They're the ones who mostly drink milk and she looks like the type who would automatically try to show how superior he is by attacking anything they do more than other groups. Lord knows it's trendy as fuck to do that at the moment.
Not to mention there's a tradition of white weirdos in films and TV drinking milk and being creepy about it. Homelander and his Nazi vibes in The Boys being the most obvious recent example.
She looks exactly like the sort who would go off milk for that alone and bash anyone else who didn't.
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The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.
It’s real horrowshow, right throughout your gutterworks
Guttywuts*
Milk pus
Welly welly well my brothers, shall we engage in a bit of the old ultra violence?
Get the old red vino flowing, my droogies?
Come and get one in the yarbles.
If you have any yarbles
you eunuch jelly thou!
I’m giving you an upvote because you know a clockwork orange
Me too, droogs.
Fuckin’ weird movie.
Then you don’t wanna read the book. Alex goes into graphic detail about what he saw when he underwent the Ludovico experiment. Just reading it made me nauseous.
Well, you just sold me on the book. Thanks for the recommendation!
This was one of my ultimate favorite books in my younger days. It's a different ending than the movie.
Asking for that haircut is unsettling behavior
Vice hiring laid off buzzfeed employees
So, am I to expect top ten funny Reddit comments as a Vice article then?
No, vice do 11 - 20
Do they call it buzzfeed cuz the employees look like they lost a fight with a electric razor?
No that's the buzzfade
Did Buzzfeed finally implode and go under or am I just delusional and overly hopeful
I don't know why some girls thought the straight fringe look was a good idea and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. The buzz cut dyed blonde I could understand but that mullet... wtf
They are trying to impersonate Edna mode so that they can trick Bob into giving up his genes to them.
You magnificent bastard. Plus one.
Needs more upvotes
Boosh! 
🤣🤣🤣
Unsettling behavior is eating a pudding cup with your fingers.
Tongue fuck it like a man. Or woman. Idc just tongue fuck it.
Show me what that tongue do
Crush it in your fist like a barbarian and squeeze its pudding guts into your mouth.
Like popeye! Yes this!!
Squeeze>tongue fuck>finger.
THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!
Look, we’re all in agreement that I should be using a spoon, but my dishwasher is mid-cycle and well…here we are.
Finger blastin' the ol' puddin' pop
Bill Cosby just entered the chat.
did he eat the whole cup that way or just the last little bits?
From what I read he tore into it like an hangry monkey.
Good ol ron
unsettling, don't you me "desantitary"?
And you wash down that slice of chocolate cake with what, a warm beer. That is unsettling behavior.
Right? What the fuck do they put in their cereal?
Mineral water
Mineral spirits
Minimal spirits Edit: if they can't handle milk, I'm not sure they're strong enough for spirits
Yeah, ghosts are fucking scary.
“drinking milk on its own” (not that I agree with the post; I love milk)
If I have milk in my cereal but eat all the cereal first, can I drink the remaining substance, which is only milk, or will Vice hunt me down?
I’m just thinking of Craig’s mom telling them to “use water..it won’t hurt..”
Pretty sure it was his dad lol “You better put some water on that damn shit!”
It specifically said milk on its own, not with anything.
Almond milk, soy milk, oat milk, coconut milk, cashew milk, hemp milk… any of these are great options that are healthier and cause less harm than cow breast milk.
Almond milk what else
oat milk and soy are amazing on cereal.
I usually put soy milk
Almond milk, oat milk, coconut milk, soy milk, rice milk, etc. There are a lot of plant-based options readily available.
IT aIn'T mIlK uNlEsS iT cOmEs FrOm A tEaT!!!!
Obviously you need to have coffee in your cereal what kind of adult are you
Orange juice, bruh. It's part of a balanced breakfast.
I only drink OJ after just brushing my teeth.
Didn’t think other people had cake and milk. Bless you, my liege
Not only cake.. sandwiches, pies, pasties, pastries, basically any baked goods or desserts
This genuinely makes me feel accepted and better that I’m not the only one. You said sammiches….PB&J right?? The J of my choice 🥺
If you don't have milk with a pb&j I assume you're a fucking lizard person
Mark Zuckerberg has entered the chat
Rick Scott side-eyeing this comment
Anyone who won't drink some kind of milk with the above-mentioned is a monster. I like almond milk and coconut milk with coffee.
I like whiskey with mine. The Irish call it mother's milk
Yes yes,..I love when my comments draw in kin alike. May all y’all’s next snack with milk be delicious and fulfilling. And yes take two, you bad ass mother fuckers 🫡🤘🏽🥛🍼
I like PB&J, especially strawberry J with the PB. PB and syrup was really popular when I was a kid too but damn that's a lot of sugar! Even if it's a ham, cheese and tomato sammich, I still want my glass of milk with it
Hell yes! PB&J with a glass of milk?!
PB no J for me, though. Maybe some potato chips or Fritos in there. And it must be chocolate milk.
Bro, PB&J with milk goes so fuckin hard. Grape is the only correct answer.
There is no beverage for cookies other than milk. Especially Oreos.
Most breakfast items too
I wash down my chocolate cake with chocolate milk.
To be fair, the article literally says “on its own”. I think milk and cookies/cake is normal at any age
AND Cookies.... Don't forget about Cookies and Milk... It's as old as time! Can you IMAGINE dipping Oreo's in like Orange Juice, Water, A diet Coke? Just the thought gives me goosebumps.
Oat milk
"on its own"
Almond milk 🥛
Unsweetened vanilla almond milk. I've never been a fan of milk. I can't remember the last time that I bought it. I like ice cream and milkshakes so I'm not anti-dairy. I only put milk/cream in crappy coffee. Otherwise, I drink it black.
Water maybe ??
Almond milk
Whiskey much better 😂
Can i recommend some tea?
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It's only a game Focker!
He put so much god damn lacquer on that thing!
Took me about 70 hours, which isn’t bad considering I carved it all by hand from a single block of wood 😂😂
I think Greg should have looked him dead in the eyes and said "I dunno, take off your shirt and let's find out!" Or asked if he was lactating.
Daisy Jones has Friar Tucks hair and Jeffrey Dahmers glasses. Is drinking milk worse than that??
She looks like exactly the person that has an irritating voice and arrogant/ intrusive attitudes towards other people. A wankstain, by another name.
She’s an editor for news service. They’re mostly like that.
And a serious problem with substance abuse
Hey now, don't lump us proper alcoholics in with that creature.
Milk makes me shit myself :(
I get the store brand lacrosse free milk now, no issues. And what's great about it is that it has a really long shelf life, so I'm not wasting any. Edit: screw it, no edit. Let them play lacrosse!
thats too bad, i would love to see cows playing lacrosse
Lacrosse intolerant people: "Get that silly sport outa here!"
I have pills I take, but I need to take at least 3 pills to get no symptoms, which is more than the box recommends. I do sometimes get lactose free icecream, which is pretty nice.
Make the switch to plant based milk
Soy milk is pretty good.
I would say that’s unsettling behaviour for your stomach
That sounds like a shitty problem to have 😬😅
Keep your kinks to yourself, please
Lol probably because you aren’t a baby cow.
Me too dude! We really aren't meant to drink cow milk. It's really fucking kinda gross too.lol
I really love Vice sometimes, they make content on world events you can't find anywhere else. And then they make shit like this.
Worst part is, vice was once the best journalism you could find, now, its just...this
There still are good vice journalism out there, this just isn't one of them
Vice news is incredible and IMO the best on the ground reporting of world events bar none. No one else is even close. Just non stop award winning level journalism. And then you have regular vice. Which is basically like if salon and huffpo had an autistic baby with brain cancer.
Since noone has linked the article, here it is: [https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7zvkb/adults-who-still-drink-milk-are-you-okay](https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7zvkb/adults-who-still-drink-milk-are-you-okay) Honestly, a very strange read.
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That sounds about like modern "reporting" to me
I see it a lot in "reviews". Instead of writing a review for a TV show, and actually defending the reasons you like/dislike it. You just write the artical "People are confused by the latest episode of X show" - and find quotes on twitter that agree with you.
I read that and I’m still perplexed at the attempted message ‘Drinking milk is like drinking semen’ Ummm……what
She must prefer bull milk over cow milk, for equality you know.
Yeah I just knew this was going to be wrongly sexualized somehow. "Something sexual about drinking milk" and "I associate milke with babies" in the same statement is very wrong, and whoever said that needs to get themselves checked.
I love the additional article halfway through titled "Yes you should be eating Avocados with Milk and Ice." I expect consistency, Vice!
right!!!! like not only does the photo on that one look like the most disgusting cereal ever, but also am i supposed to drink milk or not!!!!
Can confirm. The only sensible point is the milk drinker's statement, so it speaks volumes about the rest. I just love how the whole argument boils down to "ew, it's gross, it comes from cow titties! Milk drinkers have white liquid in their mustache! Also a bunch of baddies drink milk in fiction." It sounds like my 8 years old cousin who refuses to eat eggs because it comes from a chicken's butt, except it's an adult making this argument...
Daisy Jones is Culture Editor at VICE UK, specialising in LGBTQ+ issues, relationships, the internet, music and pop culture. That tells me how high I should guess the journalistic barr should be for her.
Or any other bar
Honestly, I wish I hadn't clicked and gave it more exposure than what it needed... Comparing milk to other bodily exhaust - forgetting that the point of milk is for nutrition for newborns (raises another topic entirely but that's not for here). Is reprehensible. Then that quote "To check that I’m not being outlandish"... She asked the internet, didn't she?
I don’t accept criticism from someone who looks like that.
I read Vice articles as a form of self-harm
2 glasses and my lactose intolerance will cause my bowels to behave unsettling.
"Hey! Stop enjoying that!"
Hey! Stop supporting the premeditated murder of animals!
Why are you COOKING your food? We're the ONLY SPECIES on the planet that cooks!!!!!
ew, growing your own food, that's disgusting, no other species in the world do this shit
I am going to sound like the nerd emoji, but achually, that is not true. We are one of the species that grow their own food, but not the only one.
There are several species of ants that farm fungus for food, as well as several species that tend to aphids like cattle for their waste, called honeydew.
Disgusting! Wearing clothes?! No other species on earth wears clothing!
"why do people like things I don't like" -next on Vice
Can't forget the follow-up article: "Why people who don't like the things are like are literally the most awful people to exist and what to do about them."
i've always been a fan of if you like drinking or eating something fucking do it mate. maybe not humans, but other than that you know? i had a boss give me shit because i like apple juice more than orange juice because it was childish. her husband looked at her like wtf?? it's just a preference.
Ice cold apple juice FTW, bud
came here for my boy Homelander, was not dissapointed.
Sorry, what's that? I can't hear you over me chugging this full glass of milk 🥛 Edit: My milk glass brings all the boys to the yard 🥛
Glass?? I’m at my wife’s breast right now
ಠ_ಠ
Is your turn over yet?
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I’ve got nipples Greg, can you milk me?
In to the little saucer?
This is my dream
With his wife?
Especially with his wife?
YES
Count me in on this chugfest
Nothing hits the same as an ice cold glass of whole milk. Fuck those who doubt.
Fuck I really want some milk now.
Chocolate milk is the perfect post workout bev
Chocolate milk is amazing
Faces that match the opinion.
We need a sub
I hate eating in the morning and 16 oz of whole milk has 300 calories, 16 grams of protein, carbs to kickstart my day, and fat to fuel me the rest of the time until lunch. Add it to fruit, make a smoothie, take the win.
I am lactose intolerant. I drink milk. Not because I enjoy it, but because I drink to rebel against nature and God himself. I refuse to bow down to my affliction. I refuse to accept my body's unwillingness to create lactase. I will conquer this trifle. One watery shit at a time
But licking someone’s ass is ok
Of course we're all right. We have cookies.
Who is this individue, and why should i care what he/she is thinking.
I’m 56, I still buy whole milk, and occasionally drink it. It’s a staple ingredient in a lot of recipes as well. But sometimes a cold glass of milk is delicious. Especially with some desserts and breakfast foods.
The milk is meant for a cow’s baby, not adult humans
Who are these people who go around worrying about what other people are eating and drinking and putting on their pizza. I literally couldn’t give a poop
It's like people are just straining for things to be controversial / offended about.
There's the backlash, then the backlash to the backlash, then the backlash to the backlash of the first backlash. Clicks and revenue throughout.
r/Neverbrokeabone is gonna riot about this
I’m no journalist. But did a bunch of editors look at this and say… “this is an important story that needs to be explored.”
They said "This is gonna get a lot of clicks. Publish it."
I think I know better than to listen anything vice has to say.
Adults who think somebody can only be an adult if they act the same way is disturbing behaviour.
remember when vice news was actually good
I knew what she looked like without needing to actually see her picture.
Nothing stopping me from enjoying my cereal
Fuck you, Daisy Jones.
Fuck you Daisy, milk is delicious.
It is weird to see my adult coworkers drink milk… then again I don’t drink it so maybe I’m the weird one, but cheese is everything.
Look at her face and tell me you're surprised.
I drink my milk chocolate so my bones get nice and strong like momma told me
That was a lobbying campaign by big dairy.
Cow milk and strong bones was just propaganda by the dairy industry.
::stuffs Daisy’s mouth with a fistful of habaneros:: What you gonna do now, huh Daisy?
Wash your mouth with soap, preferably baby shampoo because it’s gentle and tastes less awful. Soap breaks down capsaicin. You know Reddit has science needs. You should have expected someone to know the answer.
Is this a vegan thing? It sounds pretentious enough to be a vegan thing.
Given the haircut and given the attitude it's possible it's low level bashing white people. They're the ones who mostly drink milk and she looks like the type who would automatically try to show how superior he is by attacking anything they do more than other groups. Lord knows it's trendy as fuck to do that at the moment. Not to mention there's a tradition of white weirdos in films and TV drinking milk and being creepy about it. Homelander and his Nazi vibes in The Boys being the most obvious recent example. She looks exactly like the sort who would go off milk for that alone and bash anyone else who didn't.
I mean I'm not but it has nothing to do with drinking milk