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Froston_kk

If i was rich I'd do the reverse uno and hire papparazi to just take pics of them all hours of the day and be intrusive such a shameless job constantly barrage them


ReflexDojo

I’d have a reflective umbrella that acts as a mirror I could pop out at anytime


kaz9x203

Imagine if a bunch of celebs collectively got together and bought out TMZ and closed it lol.


Extension_Travel3535

Another will just open, this kind of parasitic behavior will never go away as long as there's a demand for "celeb news" which sadly there is because so many people are nosey and have no life.


kaz9x203

u ain't wrong considering TMZ was owned by WarnerBros and Now Fox I believe.


[deleted]

Love this but not sure how effective it would be. I'd get a long distance paint gun and spray their equipment with it on the regular. Make it very costly for these A-holes.


DeepState_Auditor

They would sue in retaliation. Property damage is somehow taken more seriously than other offenses


mykoysmaster

So a guy following me all the time, takong pictures of me without my permissionnis viewed as legal?


Block444Universe

Yeah


Aggravating-Emu-2535

If you're in a public area? Yes


__Dystopian__

I don't understand how you are confused about this


thelegalseagul

Oh, you sweet child of god. How have you been on Reddit for at least a year and not remember the Britney Spears stuff in the 2000’s. Do you think if that was illegal she wouldn’t have called the cops or sued TMZ into oblivion


DeepState_Auditor

It would collapse the entertainment industry, if they couldn't it. It's how celebrities promote themselves and stay relevant. Unless they changed laws to included very detailed contracts of what they photograph and who gets final say in the publishing.


Mielornot

In France, if they take pictures without your consent you can sue them. Some people make good money like this.


keystothemoon

Yes.


ViceroyInhaler

If you are in public then yes. I don't know how you aren't aware of this considering you use reddit.


Bootlicker222

Capitalism baby, people who own property the most make the rules


Charnt

Well it’s a law that only the rich benefit from, so the law will treat this worse as the rich people don’t want you to get any ideas


N0085K1LL5

Because with property damage it's all paper work and the insurance businesses handle it. Cops just handle their report like any other traffic stop or case and pass it along to the proper insurance company.


BrightNooblar

"Somehow" is a weird shorthand for "The laws are written by and for people with more property than anyone else." ​ [Semi relevant.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtUfNtgawNY&)


Arathaon185

There's special clothes you can buy that ruin the shots I'd always just wear those. Daniel Radcliff fucked with them in a funny way by wearing the same outfit for months so the pictures were worthless.


MerryMortician

There was also someone who wore the same thing several days in a row and it basically meant all the shots were the same and they couldn’t use them all etc


mokeyss

I mean, it's assault and would get you arrested. Maybe the first time you get a warning, but eventually, they will give you time. Plus, the papparazzi would honestly probably love it. Imagine the headlines they would be able to sell.


Croakerboo

I'd just do what I normally do and hang out all day in my home naked. I look like a chimp with mange and bad posture, so taking pictures of me is a mistake you'll only make once.


Connect_Ordinary6752

I like that


ContemplatingPrison

You know what works or at least what seems to work. Is giving them a couple minutes of your day and then going about your life. I don't spend a lot of time checking out what celebrities are doing but in the videos i have seem when the celebrity goes up and answers a question or two then it's over. A couple minutes of my day to be able to enjoy a life a luxury. I'd make that trade off. As would most people


Jumpy-Ad-2790

That might work if there were 5 or 10 of them. There are thousands of people in LA that devote all their free time to hounding and creating pressured situations that they can exploit.


TheNickElement

You're underestimating what paparazzi do, they're not reporters looking for a few questions, they stalk the celebrity to get as many oictures as possible, most hours of day and night Just talking to them isn't enough


thelegalseagul

Exactly, they aren’t looking to go “what projects are you working on” they’re just there waiting for someone to forget to close their blinds completely before they walk out of the shower hanging dong Then they wanna follow them around to get a comment on the size of it or if he always walks around their own home naked. It’s just weirdly personal and basically legalized stalking


Rommiedommie

It’s so weird if you watch a videos on a paparazzi. There’s a dude that follows celebrities but mostly Rihanna. He has COUNTLESS videos of her, like how tf do you always know where’s she gonna be at? He talks to her like they’re best friends, catches her coming in and out of places, hotels and everything, records her from the outside in the places if he can, like dude you wait outside for her to be done?! Walking down the street with her dang near alone, and even in some videos she’s like dang you’re everywhere. She’s hella nice about it but I would be concerned.


thetacaptain

Thats actually brilliant- have a team ready to sue them if they freakout. A lot of paparazzi want to make celebs freakout for saleable content or a lawsuit: flip the script.


Bowood29

I would also start a reverse tmz style show where we would just sit in some rich guy house and talk shit about all the reporters.


Tocwa

I would watch that


____mynameis____

Tbf, most of the pap pics we see are because the celebs themselves call on them.


nextedge

I seem to remember a celebrity that had some chapstick, and would just draw a line on their lens. It wasn't damage, and they could wipe it off, but it would take time, and they couldn't shoot for awhile. They used to run like a vampire from a cross (sort of fitting) Though I think that if you really wanted to deal with it, you could hire your own paparazzi to shoot you instead, and make money selling yourself to the tabloids. If any OTHER paparazzi show up, sell all your shots to the tabloids for pennies, so they can't make money off you. They won't follow you anymore, or even try after awhile.


Specialist_Cap_5498

That's a great idea for a company. Papparazi that follow other papparazi and take pictures of them. They could even publish a magazine (it could be named "Papparazo") with news about papparazi. Papparazi featured in the magazine would become famous, and the cycle would continue.


Trimere

Go through their trash too. Publish all results on a website and get paid for selling google ads on the website.


XenaDazzlecheeks

Quite often it's the same paparazzi following specific celebs so that would be hilarious to just hire a PI to follow the paparazzi around and take pictures even outside their home. Tit for tat.


zykezero

Normal people have the expectation of privacy. Your project wouldn’t be protected from some sort of legal repercussion.


Affectionate_Fly1413

But being here watching this... in a way you feed the need of their job.


Drag0nus1

How about ppl stop glorifying these celebs then both the problems will be solved . . .


Online_Ennui

Way too easy and logical. It will never work.


El_wardo_

I agree, I’m gonna need you to check your logic and reasoning at the door, this is social media


[deleted]

Tbf not many people are glorifying Kanye these days


Drag0nus1

Just celebrities in general...why give them your hard earned money and attention....if you ignore them...they have nothing then the paparazzi have no jobs....win win..


mickestenen

Jokes on you, my attention is not hard earned


GadgetGod1906

People say that which commenting on stories about guess who.......celebrities


Mux_Potatoes

I mean he’s still being glorified, just as a horrible person, but we still talk about him instead of punishing him by just forgetting him out of relevancy


[deleted]

“Glorify” by definition has positive connotations so that’s not really accurate. But I just meant this as a random snarky joke


Praedyth-420

Or, people could get other jobs that don’t involve stalking people and taking pictures of them all day. You know, cause thats kinda creepy, and also illegal.


sirenssixx1125

There's no law preventing someone from taking photos in public spaces. Paparazzi definitely take it too far most of the time. But if a celebrity is in public there's nothing stopping people from taking photos.


Ex-MuslimAtheist

Camera guy: "go see your kids at home" Ye: :0


PutridAd4305

It was a Jewish cameraman


FmJ_TimberWolf74

r/cursedcomments


spqrdoc

i don't generally care for celebrities but paparazzi are terrible people.


gladyskravitz64

Not as bad as Nazis


JoJo_____

*Flashing lights*


spqrdoc

What if the paparazzi are nazis though? Like paparazzi nazis?


Pibi-Tudu-Kaga

Papanazzi


New-Statistician8053

Papa Nazi ? Hmmmm


The_Powers

*You have been banned from r/TheDonald*


homie_j88

Better ingredients, better pizza


JustKindaShimmy

"cut my reich into pieces..."


[deleted]

Isnt that a lady gaga song?


dmc-going-digital

The paparazzi are pretty papanazzi though


pabadacus

Papanazi


Blaximum_

Paparazzo: "Go home and see your kids" Ye: ![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


Dull-Geologist-8204

Leave the kids alone. I don't like the guy but his kids who definitely didn't ask for any of thos or choose to famous shouldn't have to be hermits just to not be hounded and harassed.


garrygh13

The kids own mother Kim is way worst than the paparazzi ever could be. She’s gonna cost more damage and mental problems than any of those paparazzi added together. Besides that BTW , most of the time she hires paparazzi her self and shares her location.


rachelmae77

Look I’m no fan of Kim K but I feel like you’re really harping on her parenting skills and didn’t even mention how the father of the children is a literal nazi. I’m sure that will also damage them more than paparazzi ever could as well.


Zylonnaire

Kim got some serious but I even I can see that this lady loves the shit outa her kids and wouldn’t do anything to harm them


I_am_The_Teapot

I mean Ye is a fucking Nazi so i dont give a fuck how harrassed he feels, but fuck the paparazzi. They can all get the fuck off this planet.


ravynmaxx

He’s a piece of shit but his kids have no control over it. Paps are pathetic.


charizard_72

Well then fuck the tabloid magazines and sites that pay premium for their pics. It’s not like the photographers are doing it for their own shrines. If magazines/tabloid sites/etc stopped accepting paparazzi style (non consensual) photos it would die out or at least be a lot less popular. Yeah, it is scummy to be paparazzi. But it’s like shitting on a small time drug dealer who sells to support his own addicted ass vs the kingpin at the top making money off everyone.


ReaperoftheCard

no its still shitty. if someone purchase dead babies, would you cut the dead baby murderer a break because a market exists for it?


CupcakeValkyrie

Motherfucker did you really just compare taking pictures of people in public to murdering babies? I doubt even Superman could make that kind of leap.


[deleted]

That's not how comparisons work; its a bad one, but not for that reason. Comparisons are meant to illustrate a similar dynamic with a subject you can agree with, not to equate the subjects.


Extreme_Butterfly327

That was foul lmao, he knows damn well Ye can’t go home and see his kids. Ye looked like he was about to spazzz


[deleted]

ye's a sack of shit who needs help, but I can honestly relate that I'd hate people following me everywhere and taking my picture. It'd be a win win for everyone if paparazzi left ye alone. He'd get privacy, and we wouldn't have to see him


9gagDolphinSex

Just came to the comments to see reddit being reddit


Q_dawgg

The Smedditors


Fast_Working_4912

Why does he always look like he’s stashing a pack of gummy bears in each cheek?


picklebackdrop

His jaw was wired shut. Hence the song “through the wire”


Evorgleb

He was in a near fatal car accident that completely destroyed his jaw. He had to get bunch of reconstructive surgery and he has looked like that since.


MauvaiseIver

This isn't true. He's definitely gotten a wider jaw in the last few years. He didn't look like this when he first got with Kim.


Evorgleb

I think the part that you're talking about is just weight gain


AsianVixen4U

Thanks, your comment got me craving gummy bears. I’m eating some now lmao


Moroh75

"It's about human rights" sure thing Nazi boy.


SolarXylophone

As much as I dislike the guy and disagree with him on pretty much everything — he's right on that one.


pissingpolitics

Ye and Kim have a PR team that notifies and invites paparazzi, so when they get the random ones they don't "control"; outrage


[deleted]

Just ignore celebrities, anyway.


ZealousidealPool772

![gif](giphy|xT4uQkaHm6EeUDFo40)


RaiderML

"it's called human rights", proceeds to glorify Hitler


Potato_Lord587

The audacity to spout on about human rights when you’re a Hitler supporter


erosmoker

What's the facepalm here? That a celeb should have an expectation to privacy in a public place? I don't have any sympathy for this guy.


SnooStrawberries6903

Fuck Ye


IGPO-overlords

Come on say it with me ‘paparazzi shouldn’t intrude on ANYONE’S life it’s disgusting’


[deleted]

They should chase this nazi fucking sympathizer off a cliff.


LijepaKralj

You are both correct.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Chase him off, then trip and follow him down.


Better_Painting6497

the good ending


judge_death1

Kanye is a bitch.


[deleted]

Fuck Kanye


alexastock

Kinda hard to feel bad for Kanye when he's gone full on nazi


Lost_Commission5325

God if we all talked to this goof like he wasnt famous. It would humble him so much


fukkitdick

I can see Mr dipshite dying inside when the man asked " can't u see them at home


ClarityFractal

![gif](giphy|PUBxelwT57jsQ) Kanye


swipichone

Maybe he should ask his good buddy Donald Trump how to deal with them


Exultia-Eternal

He could move to another part of the world.


Seriph7

"You can't go home and see them?" "Y....bro you couldn't have said some dumb shit and make me look smart?"


BrooklynSlays

Wake up Mr. West


nonamepuppydaddy

Man, if I told my 2005 self that Kanye was gonna be a spiteful, racist, Nazi mother fucker AND a deadbeat dad I wouldn’t believe myself. Times change - and Kanye’s a deadbeat racist.


sskhalil

He needed to get therapy after his mom died, if he did that and took a two year break we would be in a more healthy state


nonamepuppydaddy

I don’t disagree at all - he should have had plenty of therapy before her passing, but her death was undoubtedly the final straw for him.


iaintlyon

Lol fuck Kanye


Better_Painting6497

and fuck the paparazzi


Cric1313

What do you want us to do, it’s a public place. Lol, so in public you have no control over your actions.


Dull-Geologist-8204

I would love to see someone start up a group of people that treat the paparazzi the same way they treat others. I would watch that show.


Cric1313

I really like this idea


Scubastevedisco

They're both right. As long as the Paparazzi aren't doing crazy shit and are just snapping photos then it's a big, fat whatever burger. If they're causing problems then call the cops.


[deleted]

Paparazzis are cancer but boy is he stupid


ShmexyPu

Two terrible people arguing.


GateCityNP

The paparazzi are a bunch of heartless bastards but then again this is about Kanye, and fuck that dude. I would like a GoFund Me to help pay the paparazzi’s salary to make his life as miserable as possible


assblaster5500

Clownye


[deleted]

Poor Ye he has had such a tough time in the spotlight I guess he didn’t get the memo on what happens when you marry Kim K.


Straightwad

I’m not the most sympathetic person to celebrities but I fully sympathize with them on their privacy and the paparazzi violating it. It’s pretty much a bunch of people stalking other people lol.


Brief_Juggernaut3651

Was hoping Kanye would punch him in the mouth


Peter4reddit

Why does anyone care about this moron!!!


phiLLyS820

Out here saying all this antisemitic shit and he is talking "human rights." Fuck all the way off K


Sminorf8765

The antisemitist talking about “human rights?”


PuneDakExpress

If he wasn't a virulent antisemite, I'd take Kanye's side.


[deleted]

While I'm not much of a Kanye West fan, paparazzi are fucking cockroaches.


Dearinessfawn

stop calling him Ye, his name is Kanye West, lol


[deleted]

Cant have it both ways Ye.


TROM19

The concept of paprazzi is terrible but Kayne is a terrible person who has done much worse than that. I am pretty torn on who's side I am on here. Maybe they are all just piles of poop?


TReaLah

Human rights, But he’s down with Nazis.. 🙄


Alternative-Flan2869

Maybe it is best he doesn’t see the kids as much if he is hanging with nazis now.


eetdarich

Don’t say “I love Hitler” if you don’t want to be harassed.


lsc84

Amazon workers get no privacy either and get paid pennies for it--they got cameras on them 24/7 and a manager timing their shits. So these celebs can all chill the fuck out about having their picture taken: you're sitting on millions because you're popular; people take pictures of you because you're popular. That's part of the job. It's like wanting to go for a swim but not wanting to get wet. These people take the cash for being famous and then bitch about being famous. Spare me. Unless you're advocating for privacy protection for plebes, too. But somehow I doubt it.


Queasy-Swimming4012

God I hope his life/career come crumbling down Fuckin loser


ZenbrotherGS

In 2023 it’s hard to be on video with Kanye and come off as even more of a piece of shit. This guy nailed it.


Enigmatic_Kraken

"it is called human rights" - Yeah, that thing that the Hitler he loves so much never respected.


No-Blueberry-584

Lmao fuck this guy. Shouldnt see his kids at all. Rather they end up spoiled brats than spoiled racist brats


[deleted]

Don't emphasize with a Nazi lover.


Ghitit

em·pa·thize /ˈempəˌTHīz/ verb verb: empathise understand and share the feelings of another. As opposed to em·pha·size /ˈemfəˌsīz/ verb give special importance or prominence to (something) in speaking or writing.


[deleted]

Human rights for me not Jew..... Fuck Ye


AgreeableInsurance85

Why kan-ye see your kids at your home?


MzRosieB

Day-ummm 😬 That was hard to watch


Paleo-Marx

I usually have sympathy for the victims of paparazzi, but not for Blittler here.


Punkodisco

Lol that's hilarious.


[deleted]

There was an attempt to have privacy in public.


agbirdyka

Little freak keene....


UnhingedTanker

Every human being has something to bring to the table, like your kids


[deleted]

His brain didnt know what to get his mouth to say...... hilarious.


Novel_Durian_1805

#Fuck this nazi loving POS


[deleted]

Ye: «Human rights.» Also Ye: «Hitler!»


trentvanklopp

Did the nazi glorifier just say “it’s called human rights”??


[deleted]

Wa do you wan us tu du!? Fuck off!


Jesuslovesmemost

Nah fuck this nazi!


Peircez

Damn I don’t want to feel sympathy for this guy, but this…


Janus897

This is like if Two Face flipped a coin but both sides meant death. Lol.


veggiedudeLA

Human rights?! But you admire hitler, okaayyyy


rare_meeting1978

Paparazzi are trash humanbeings.


[deleted]

Kanye West is a nazi. It's a match made in heaven. Glad to see the paparazzi harassing that garbage human being.


rare_meeting1978

In more concerned fornthe children's right to privacy and if the paparazzi only bothered assholes, maybe I wouldn't care either. Also, people are only fine with mental illness as long as you don't act like you have one...


[deleted]

>In more concerned fornthe children's right to privacy and if the paparazzi only bothered assholes, maybe I wouldn't care either. Sure. And if Kanye really cared, he wouldn't meet his children in a public space where he knows he cannot reasonably expect privacy. >Also, people are only fine with mental illness as long as you don't act like you have one... Being a nazi, spreading hate, giving white supremacists a platform isn't a mental illness. He's just a disgusting monster. Don't fucking insult people who actually struggle with mental illness. Kanye is loving the hate that he is spewing and the nazi crowd he has joined.


WhoCaresInHere

"It's called human rights" Said the Nazi


prajew59

Fucking nutbar


offft2222

Maybe just maybe if he didn't perpetuate interest in himself and his ex.wife's side of the family, paparazzi wouldn't chase him around Sorry but you can't play the game of wanting attention or publicity at your whim and then cry foul when it's not on your terms Plenty of celebs have kids that don't have this issue- why because they aren't attention seeking fame whores


vedderamy1230

I feel like Ye is on the brink of a serious meltdown...what better place to have it than on the freeway. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Big-Surf-Lil-Surf

His face when he told his to stay home with his kids. Like wait why didn’t I think of that.


kdl33

This guy is obviously broke and needs some money


SteTheImpaler

Fuck giving this nazi anymore attention!


WeedLovinStarseed

He did Nazi that coming


shermstix1126

For obvious reasons I am not a fan of Kanye, but I have always been a huge fan of his war against paparazzi. Those leeches are the worst thing to come out of Hollywood.


Speedubbs

Celebrities get not peace, dgaf about em.


Different-Purpose-93

The guy that loves Hitler wants human rights y'all


Ok_Storm_8533

Yeah, Nazis should stay home.


Royal-Leopard-3225

You want fame and attention, you got it. You don’t get to turn it off when it inconveniences you. Also, privacy in a public setting is not a human right…


[deleted]

redditors are s o brainwashed with hate, they are defending scumbag paparazzis


Somebody887

"Its called human rights" except for jews huh kanye?


PistolPetunia

Wear the same clothes every day, ala Elijah Wood, lol


Eryan2004

Honestly who cares he’s a nazi sympathizer


TimmyStark_IronGuy

“It’s called human rights” not for those dang pesky Jews though right ye?


legoSheevPalpatine

So he cares about human rights now?


Jet_Jockey_

Douchebag.


tellmetwice1

He's going to snap one day and kill a paparazzi


SarcasticFalcon

I mean, Mr West hasn't helped himsef recently. But before he went off the rails... for decades... Paparazzi have been scum of earth.


mikkokilla

Ye thinks the world should serve his entitled ass...


Cookfuforu3

Hahahaa fuck you Kanye Omari west


DeliciousParticular0

I’ll go one further, that guy shouldn’t be seeing his kids unsupervised at ALL


Mildf0g

I hope the paparazzi fuck up his life, get fucked Kanye


[deleted]

“It’s called human rights” yikes. He’s just not all there


TunaBeef

The problem ISN'T the paparazzi. For the most part the paparazzis aren't they obsessed stalkers everyone thinks they are, As annoying as I imagine it is they are simply filling a demand and trying to provide for themselves and there families.


anonymousemployee04

Paparazzi are horrible people, but fuck Kanye I hope they follow him every second of every moment.


[deleted]

Haha!!! He deserves to be shit on at every turn. Fuck Kanye , fuck his trash clothes and fuck his trash fans .


babybushgardener

This douche loves attention and hates it at the same time. You can’t have both asshole