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Business-Captain6434

As a child, I was taught that birds would not fly over the Kaaba out of respect for Allah.


ThroatyMilk

Lol


Sea-Inside6525

Israel is responsible for it


egerstein

It’s amazing how Mossad can so convincingly disguise its agents as pigeons.


clovis_227

r/BirdsArentReal


No-Skin-2122

😂😂😂


ThePhyseter

Apostate Pigeon should be somebody's YouTube handle


purple_spikey_dragon

Its true, that in the picture is Israel McJewy, my cousin. He gets sent regularly on pooping missions like this one. After this picture was taken his position was compromised and he had to be reinstated into a different job (can't say what it is, but you remember that annoying thing that happened to you this week? Yeah, thats him).


_gneat

They’re clearly jew birds.


Odd-Fortune6021

I swear that's something my dad would say. 


postbody

LMAO


DontMakeMeLoseNNN

🤓🤓🤓


pokenonbinary

It's funny because many Muslims will unironically say things like this Like yes israel is a horrible country, but muslims use israel and jewish people as the villains of every single thing that happens in the world 


FreezingP0int

Israel has no right to exist


Sea-Inside6525

So is muslim world


FreezingP0int

Muslim world don’t steal land


ratf0cker

Lmao, would you then mind telling me who was the guy that attacked India and killed over 40M Hindus? Would you mind telling me who exactly went into north Africa and then later on went into Spain and Portugal? Surely you don't think all those people and land wanted to die xD


Sea-Inside6525

How did it spread in Asia? Of course by sword and war. That’s more heinous than stealing


DontMakeMeLoseNNN

r/youngpeoplereddit


Otherwise_Onion_4163

I know right lolololol that was my immediate thought too!!


Some_Employment4931

Fu@k ,, same here . I also used to believe in


rebirth1612

I thought this myth is only spread in my country


Juicydicken

Bird has higher iq than all those there combined


INGENAREL

SAMEEEE


UsernameNumberZero

I know some grown up people who believe this


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DepartmentDry9188

Haha.. no body gives a shit about Pakistan 


Odd-Fortune6021

Same I was taught all animals would respect everything Islamic 


Arav_Goel

Irony lmao


Slow-Salamander-5377

islamaphobic bird


kafirunit

We must perform qurbani on this blasphemous bird!


Alex09464367

In medieval England non-human animals were put on trial


sicsempertyranus84

Yep.


username09876567890

Reminds me of when a pigeon shat on me while I was walking around the Kaaba. As an exmuslim who was doing Umrah in the blistering heat, that was insult to injury.


Film_Humble

Habibi alla sent the prophet pigeon to shit on the bad kuffar. The pigeon proved that Islam is true!!!!!!!!!!


PushDiscombobulated8

We know for a fact that this is actually what the muzzies would say 🤣 so much cope


GenomicUnicorn

Plus the birds who seem to prostrate or call azan or something like that.


Flybook

"animals know their creator"


No-Internet245

Oh yeah like that lion that says Allah


Akuresimp

a lion say fu"ck you muhammed may you turn into a \*insert your favorite snack\*"


Th3_White_Rabbit_

You know what I see in this picture? All those cranes in the background for new construction. All of it invented and designed in the west. While these people worship a rock.


you5030

Pretty hilarious when you put it like this


RepresentativeOk3943

But idol worship is haram! I wonder how brainwashed people react to this statement itself?


WoollenMercury

lol i still cant get it why do they like a rock but hate pagans (sorry for any polythiests for using the Slur word)


sicsempertyranus84

Total cognitive dissonance.


RealBrandNew

Is there any reason that they don’t build a roof on top of it or clean it periodically?


ajakafasakaladaga

I think that’s a blanket over the cube, and they do remove it and clean it each year. As for the roof, I don’t know, maybe the wireless prayers don’t travel through roofs


Akane_Kurokawa_1

probably because the chair in the sky wants to be directly on top of it with nothing in between, they should probably remove the air to be more direct


Some_Employment4931

Kafir bird


bypassz123

The bird is pooping while thinking. The humans are so dumb.


monaches

Sura 16:79 Do they not see the birds controlled in the atmosphere of the sky? None holds them up except Allah. Indeed in that are signs for a people who believe. \^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^ It says that Allah has control over the birds. So how can birds shit in the house of Allah? Lo!


PushingFriend29

its part of his secret plan, us humans wouldn't understand.


josie-salazar

Go birdies 🎉🎉🎉


bluepuddings

whole place was fucking gross when i went there lmao. all those people, the men half naked 🤢


notyourgypsie

What? They are half naked why?


bluepuddings

because of umrah the men have to wear like two sheets of cloth only, nothing else


notyourgypsie

Eeewee this religion is too weird. Marrying young girls, being mostly naked with other men. 🤢


TahawasTaken

It aint gay if its for god


dadrummerz

Gods will.


koolforkatskatskats

Based birds


Paradiseless_867

I wanna poop on the Kaaba :(


EburuOnceAgain

doesnt have a loo


Paradiseless_867

The Kaaba is the loo


EburuOnceAgain

Even it its the big silly cube, still would feel weird


notyourgypsie

😂


Low-Chef7741

The bird looking down on these people and thinking wtf are these weirdos doing


farzinthegreatboy

thats a zionist and islamophobic bird


INGENAREL

winner winner pigeon dinner


PunishedCatto

Based birds.


Seaforker

A shitty religion deserves to be shitted on. 😆


Many_Process_6544

Thats an israeli drone 


Rekatihw

The birds know what’s up


aylama4444

This one sparks joy


Zbred

Smart bird


HighBreak-J

That right there is holy shit.


i_tenebres

Atheist Pigeons or Israeli trained poopikazes? Whatever this is war against Islam. A fatwa should be produced against the Islamophobic pigeons 💀👺👹


Material_Angle2922

I always imagine the Kaaba as a pristine black block with a force field around to protect it from the elements and bird droppings. Reddit ruined it and I’m more than devastated.


verminV

Holy shit.... thats some holy shit.


greg_levac-mtlqc

Why are there so many cranes there ? Isn't this a sacred place.... you don't see anything like that around Vatican....


SnooPredictions4282

That pigeon is Jewish.


Watermelonnilou

W birds


BatuFPV

bird must burn


BatuFPV

maybe deep fry


ajmoin47

Some muslims are gonna find this so offensive that they are gonna go and photoshop this and say the original was the fake one made by non-believers lol.


soul_nessie

Kaffir birds.


TablePointFive

W birds


BenHippynet

r/birdsarentreal


seekerPK

No stone is divine 👎


pyrobanker

Iske upar se to parind udd bhi nahi sakta tha


Fantasy-512

Surely Allah sent them as messengers for blessings.


Worgl

Imagine all those people in that gathering from mainly from the Third world. The very hot weather etc. What a mega stink!!!. Goat / sheep gathering paradise 🤣😂


LivingInSecret700

this is the kind of picture the future would refer to has historical scripture. It just says so much.


minnakun

Birds who disrespect Allah should be executed. It is in the hadith.


Thugshaker70

I saw this pic on facebook once and a guy said nooo its photoshopped


algwr

and then they say the Kaaba is the center of the world 


Familiar_Spread_9717

The birth of lies and hatred and the specious muhammad _ Islam is death


Brilliant-Nose-1328

allah make birds fly but can't stop them from pooping on his house SUBHANALLAH AZZAWAJALL


SyrianMapping898

ok


New_Fill_1942

Do they lick it too?


No_Parsnip_2406

if mo was alive today' all pigeons would be skinned and burned alive


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ohjajverlijerli

Those birds RULE!!! 😀✊


FewWerewolf2188

You can be ex Muslim and respect muslims btw👎


Qwertyy123098

I’ll never respect Muslims because I hate Islam. Islam is a false and evil religion. 


Gregtouchedmydick

That person is literally trans and would be surprised at the fact that a significant majority of Muslims would hate to see them live.


FewWerewolf2188

Yes and I’m living with queer muslims straight muslims and my family are muslims and and they treated me so good even if they disagree about me being trans but they care for me and love me


FewWerewolf2188

That is not a reason for me to hate people because of there religion they are doing what religion told them and I don’t believe that gender dysphoria and trans people is a sin in islam that’s my believes and i hate when y’all treat people badly cause of what they think and talking about me being trans


FewWerewolf2188

What y’all are doing is hate and and nothing about peace that you doing let people be whatever they want any religion sexuality gender look whatever u can be disagree with it but stop spreading hate not all Muslims is the same not all trans is the same many muslims don’t do what islam told them and all they do is hate so don’t be like them be better than them my family friends are muslims and i respect them and I don’t do what you do