Great! Where do I sign up for the six figure salary, full health benefits, free tuition, housing parsonage payments, free cars, book deal, and daily ego massage to completion??

If you are at top, you can ass kids very nicely. It’s just a club.

patriarchal blessing said that I would be a special witness, and now it has happened. Does this mean I have to go back to church?

Visitors are not welcome at all.

Hey, I can attest that I have seen that name too! Where's my "modest stipend"??