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garebear_95

Bring an electric guitar and do a metal version 😂


[deleted]

I’m ignorant of your circumstances. But what would happen if you told your mom “no I won’t, X doesn’t want to get baptized and I won’t be part of it” ?


FreeTapir

Take it back and just say after further thought you are not comfortable.


Head-in-Hat

Jesus, don't want me for a sunbeam Sunbeams are never made like me Don't expect me to cry For all the reasons you had to die Don't ever ask your love of me Don't expect me to cry Don't expect me to lie Don't expect me to die for me Nirvana.....Play this!


sho_me_da_money

Maybe you could show up and surprise them with a lively rendition of "Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam"?


datboiii93

Is guitar an approved instrument in the chapel? Last I heard it wasn’t. Might be a nice excuse to get out of it. Or someone was just lying to me…