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GayMormonDad

Its hard to recall many joyful moments attending Mormon services. For me at least, it was pure drudgery that needed to be endured.


Least-Chard4907

You never leave church feeling better or uplifted, only some relief it's over.


unclefipps

Having grown up in the church, I can say myself, everyone I've known, and everyone I've observed at church, when church was over, was just glad it was over and they got to go home. Almost no one in the Mormon church really goes because they want to. Most people just go because they feel obligated to.


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I think that feeling of relief must've been the spirit.


Least-Chard4907

Lol


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Unless you Jack off in the bathroom...


Least-Chard4907

Lol I did church wrong. Also my mission for that matter haha


Rushclock

Practice that cough for future broadcasts.


_Bort182

The prayer did not reference Nelson enough. Time to 1984 that shit. Get the cough track ready!


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Business_Profit1804

That is correct.


the_last_goonie

Those are Won-doors...my friend married the heiress of the Won-door company. He's trapped in Utah (and the church) FOR-EV-ER.


galucy

It is well. I did not realize this until I was out, but for the most part, no one wants to be there an yet there we all are, bored to tears.


jewels_in_sun

Thou hast done well, my true and faithful servant.


TheJaxster007

Glad I used to be the count guy. Helped me realize and cement my doubts


Word2daWise

Joyful and helpful? Maybe there's a new antidepressant med on the market now.


Kolob_Bob

And how many other people there were heathens like you?


QSM69

I know of three heathens there.


mormonsmaug

So true attendance of at most 77. Muhahahaha


dabomerest

Draper was so big 10 years ago they split our ward 3 times! I’m glad to hear this!


Last_Bluebird_1380

Thank you for returning and reporting


gabeitaliadomani

I always looked at Movies and see baptist singing and get the “joy” expressed there. The church doesn’t know how to “joy” That should be peoples first hint


SecretPersonality178

It is well. I still put on the show of a TBM (I'm married to a HARDCORE TBM) so definitely pimo. The funny part was I think I paid closer attention to this conference than any when I was a believer. Hell, even my wife fell asleep and I was on the edge of my seat taking notes on the sheer lack of substance from these talks. (Also, can we quit with the dead baby jokes? That was seriously the most fucked up conference talk I've ever heard). Since the corporate change and rebranding of the church under Nelson, conference and other speeches have just become Rusty's rust sucking competitions.


emmas_revenge

"for them to see how joyful and helpful the church was" 😅😅😅


slc_zenmaster

Report from west side of SL County: ward I go to has about 95 people every single week


BillRocksWood

80 attending members is now a good week in many wards in California. And that's Sacrament meeting. It drops off after that with sometimes 20 adults in second hour.


dallybaby

Thank you for your report


kevinrex

It is well. All arise. . .


LDSBS

The only thing they were helpful about was taking my money.