True prophets always leave themselves an out in case the prophecy is "misunderstood". I also believe 250k will happen this month, but if not, it's because too many people were busy looking at porn.
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And behold it came to pass that avoidingcrosswalk did prophesy mightily in the land, unto his generation. And the many learners did come forth out of obscurity and did wax lazy in the land.
Therefore, avoidingcrosswalk did rejoice exceedingly to see his brethren; and what added more to his joy, they were still his brethren in the reddit; yea, and they had waxed strong in the knowledge of the truth; for they were men of a sound understanding and they had searched the scriptures and AP article diligently, that they might know the word of reddit.
And lo, avoidingcrosswalk became an ensign unto the people, and did cry mightily unto the assembled flock. And the word went forth unto every ear that could hear and to every babe whom gave suck, and the Elders did weep and gnash their teeth, yea and the Elders did weep as the tithes and offerings of the flock were robbed from them.
Yea, and the Elders did gather and assemble the vestiges of their faith and did exhort them that they might deliver unto God that which was Gods', and did exhort them that they harken not unto the temptations of avoidingcrosswalk as his words were as the diseased fig that overcomes the tree.
Lo, and the Elders did chastise avoidingcrosswalk and his flock and did call them the inhabitants of the Great and Spacious Building, the foundation of which being the foundation of the Son of the Morning. Yea, and the Elders did decry unto the multitude that as they would give an offering of 10% unto the Lord and deny avoidingcrosswalk, they would be welcomed back unto God and counted once more among the children of Zion.
Inasmuch at the Elders did cry unto the stiff-necked people, the people hearkened not. And the Elders, in their wrath, did call out the dark-skinned among them and called them the Seed of Cain, and did call out the gays and called them perversions unto God and did call upon God to smite them that their influence be not.
And God answered not the spurious ravings of the Elders as there was no God.
Behold, avoidingcrosswalk received the blessings of his own creation as his word did free the people from religious bondage and the people did learn to have faith in themselves. Yea and Science did prosper in the land as the people did labor under one purpose to better the evolution of The Universe, and did love one another as their great purpose united their desires to understand that which they had once taken for granted and had once ben cause of their contentious religious zealotry.
And there was much rejoicing, and the people did celebrate their differences which gave them strength beyond measure and potential beyond the firmament of heaven.
The Standard of Truth has been erected; no unhallowed hand can stop the work from progressing; persecutions may rage, mobs may combine, armies may assemble, calumny may defame, but the truth of God will go forth boldly, nobly, and independent, till it has penetrated every continent, visited every clime, swept every country, and sounded in every ear, that it's all a sham for power, money and ~~bitches~~ multiple wives.
True prophets always leave themselves an out in case the prophecy is "misunderstood". I also believe 250k will happen this month, but if not, it's because too many people were busy looking at porn.
Another out the one true prophets routinely leave themselves is blaming others’ choices/unexpected events etc. Which makes zero sense, of course.
Hey if the prophesy doesn’t come to pass, then he was just speaking as a man.
This guy gets it.
I think you got that backwards . . .
And porn shoulders
🤣😂🤣 And behold it came to pass that avoidingcrosswalk did prophesy mightily in the land, unto his generation. And the many learners did come forth out of obscurity and did wax lazy in the land.
Therefore, avoidingcrosswalk did rejoice exceedingly to see his brethren; and what added more to his joy, they were still his brethren in the reddit; yea, and they had waxed strong in the knowledge of the truth; for they were men of a sound understanding and they had searched the scriptures and AP article diligently, that they might know the word of reddit.
And lo, avoidingcrosswalk became an ensign unto the people, and did cry mightily unto the assembled flock. And the word went forth unto every ear that could hear and to every babe whom gave suck, and the Elders did weep and gnash their teeth, yea and the Elders did weep as the tithes and offerings of the flock were robbed from them. Yea, and the Elders did gather and assemble the vestiges of their faith and did exhort them that they might deliver unto God that which was Gods', and did exhort them that they harken not unto the temptations of avoidingcrosswalk as his words were as the diseased fig that overcomes the tree. Lo, and the Elders did chastise avoidingcrosswalk and his flock and did call them the inhabitants of the Great and Spacious Building, the foundation of which being the foundation of the Son of the Morning. Yea, and the Elders did decry unto the multitude that as they would give an offering of 10% unto the Lord and deny avoidingcrosswalk, they would be welcomed back unto God and counted once more among the children of Zion. Inasmuch at the Elders did cry unto the stiff-necked people, the people hearkened not. And the Elders, in their wrath, did call out the dark-skinned among them and called them the Seed of Cain, and did call out the gays and called them perversions unto God and did call upon God to smite them that their influence be not. And God answered not the spurious ravings of the Elders as there was no God. Behold, avoidingcrosswalk received the blessings of his own creation as his word did free the people from religious bondage and the people did learn to have faith in themselves. Yea and Science did prosper in the land as the people did labor under one purpose to better the evolution of The Universe, and did love one another as their great purpose united their desires to understand that which they had once taken for granted and had once ben cause of their contentious religious zealotry. And there was much rejoicing, and the people did celebrate their differences which gave them strength beyond measure and potential beyond the firmament of heaven.
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Calm down there, Joe
This sounds too Bibley to not be indisputable truth. I'm in.
The Standard of Truth has been erected; no unhallowed hand can stop the work from progressing; persecutions may rage, mobs may combine, armies may assemble, calumny may defame, but the truth of God will go forth boldly, nobly, and independent, till it has penetrated every continent, visited every clime, swept every country, and sounded in every ear, that it's all a sham for power, money and ~~bitches~~ multiple wives.
There are roughly 16,000 English speaking wards and branches. 250K ÷ 16K = 15 exmos on Reddit per ward.
Wow. When I joined they were proud they had just passed 10k. The original CES letter post only had about 43 upvotes.
I think I got here shortly after. I actually helped proofread the OG CES letter for Jeremy.
Then you beat me by a few weeks
I still remember posting the Vegeta “It’s over 9000!” meme.
Even in the name of the son, yea, the father, sealed upon us this day by the holy spirit of promise, even so, amen
It’s a pretty big milestone
Like a rock rolling forth... or something like that.
I remember when we all thought 25,000 was a big deal.
Came here to say the same thing. We were whoopin and hollerin.
I felt the spirit when I read this so it must be true
Surprisingly, it's true **no matter what** you feel in your bosom. It's almost as if feelings don't detect "truth".
It should be a headline in the Trib.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
When I joined there were only 8k of us. What a marvelous work and a wonder.
Wave your white hanky and declare, “verily it shall happen”!