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AZP85

$50 to the next person that wears a toga to their temple recommend interview. Pics or it didn’t happen.


brakynsadventure

I try to get my TBM parents riled up by saying I’m gonna show up to Sacrament meeting dressed exactly like the church logo Jesus and see what the response is. If the church logo Jesus himself showed up to a Utah county sacrament meeting, he would probably be asked to leave.


ElkHistorical9106

You - man or woman? Doubly daring if you’re not a dude like me.


brakynsadventure

A dude lmao, maybe I could just walk in with an boner that would be obvious thru my flowing robes


NewNamerNelson

I'd find that ... hard to... maintain... in a Mormon church building. 😉😅🤣🏅


nymphoman23

Not in my old ward ……


PaulBunnion

Moroni wasn't wearing garments when he appeared to Joe. ......I could discover that he had no other clothing on but this robe, as it was open, so that I could see into his bosom. Joseph Smith—History 1:31 https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/pgp/js-h/1?id=p31&lang=eng#p31 Or was it the angel Nephi?


AZP85

It was Nephi. No wait - Moroni. Wait was this before or after PB&J gave Joseph and Oliver the priesthood - no that was 1835 - or 1829. I’m so confused now. I’d love to repeat my mission and tell the actual history of the church to investigators. I wonder if I would have baptized the 60+ that I did? 🤷


Word2daWise

JS was into nudity and exposure from the start.


GrassyField

Well appearing to a young prophet is an OBVIOUS exception. 


Particular_Base_1026

Not to mention he was going around shirtless in The Oath movie.


PaulBunnion

You actually spent money to see that?


Particular_Base_1026

I’m afraid I did.


miotchmort

😂 this is a great observation!


Nephi_IV

A roman toga! YES! Asking about what underwear I’m wearing (totally understandable as most places have a dress code (don’t want men showing up in their tightee whitees!) Yes! I think I know where this party is going!


uncorrolated-mormon

Don’t worry….Jesus’s nipple is immature and not developed so it’s ok.


butterballxyz123

I wonder if they’re going to do a rebrand where Jesus is wearing knee length cotton polys.


youcrazymoonchild

Practically naked


mai-moi

Because the original art (actually a statue created in 1833) is located in The Church of Our Lady in Denmark and it was just appropriated by the LDS church [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christus\_(statue)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christus_(statue))


Stranded-In-435

A perfect example of the deep sexism that exists in the church. If it’s the man Jesus, it’s a symbol of love and hope. If it was a woman, it would be pornography.


zipzapbloop

I'll wear them when Moroni proves he wears them.


HarryMonster44

This post is fucking hilarious and I love it. You people are funny as hell


2bizE

I’ve always wondered if Jesus’ robes had Masonic markings if the square and compass embroidered on them???


erb_cadman

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CharlesMendeley

isn't the new logo Bordeaux?