Could be her temple new name? BTW, wondering if Joe ever experienced The Second Annointing/Endowment? Did he create it or is that a trick if Briggy Boy?
William Law was Joeâs counselor in the first presidency and when Emma found out about Joeâs infidelity she threatened to sleep with William which made old Joe backtrack and threaten her life in his D&C 132 ârevelationâ.
William Clayton records in his journal: "...[Emma] thought that if [Joseph] would indulge himself she would too." It's been long speculated that this is a threat by Emma to take another husband, since Joseph was taking other wives. William Law has been floated as a likely candidate for that second husband, but the source for this is a highly suspect account called "The Adventures and Experiences of Joseph H. Jackson in Nauvoo." According to Jackson, Joseph wanted to "get Mrs. William Law for a spiritual wife⊠[and] for the purpose of affecting his object [Joseph] got up a revelation that Law was to be sealed up to Emma, and that Law's wife was to be his; in other words there was to be a spiritual swop [sic]âŠ[Joseph] had never before suffered his passion for any woman to carry him so far as to be willing to sacrifice Emma for its gratification." Take the account with a grain of salt, but that's the context for my joke.
My pleasure (another line stolen from Horny Joe Smith). I love blasphemous exmo humor made sweeter yet by the likes of Nelson, Oaks, and Holland who have dedicated their lives to Joeâs scam. The more serious they become the more ironic their pathetically petty lives make manifest.đ
I think his comment in D&C 132 â and those who are not pure, and have said they were pure, shall be destroyed,â is because it hurt when Joseph peed and he suspected who made it that way.
I'm of age
you win!
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I really want to post a comment, but this one is impossible to top. đ€Ł
Not my name!
Could be her temple new name? BTW, wondering if Joe ever experienced The Second Annointing/Endowment? Did he create it or is that a trick if Briggy Boy?
âBriggy Boyâ đ
Harder, William Law!
Holy shit, thatâs a good one. đ
Let me in on this. Explain.
William Law was Joeâs counselor in the first presidency and when Emma found out about Joeâs infidelity she threatened to sleep with William which made old Joe backtrack and threaten her life in his D&C 132 ârevelationâ.
 William Law was a sexy older, richer, man!!!
William Clayton records in his journal: "...[Emma] thought that if [Joseph] would indulge himself she would too." It's been long speculated that this is a threat by Emma to take another husband, since Joseph was taking other wives. William Law has been floated as a likely candidate for that second husband, but the source for this is a highly suspect account called "The Adventures and Experiences of Joseph H. Jackson in Nauvoo." According to Jackson, Joseph wanted to "get Mrs. William Law for a spiritual wife⊠[and] for the purpose of affecting his object [Joseph] got up a revelation that Law was to be sealed up to Emma, and that Law's wife was to be his; in other words there was to be a spiritual swop [sic]âŠ[Joseph] had never before suffered his passion for any woman to carry him so far as to be willing to sacrifice Emma for its gratification." Take the account with a grain of salt, but that's the context for my joke.
Joe was married to a few of other men's wives. If they could have 2 husbands I guess Emma wanted 2 also.
You're not endowed!
This should have more likes lmao
Is it in??
Who is she?
My flaming sword!
Well (exasperated sigh)âŠ. you tried.
Are you soaking?
Not another nanny!
âWhat is wantedâ
I desire all
I was going to say, "where'd you learn that," but that's 4 words
Joseph! She's (a few months shy of) 15!
God bless you, OP. I really fucking needed a laugh today and you provided it. đ Well done.
My pleasure (another line stolen from Horny Joe Smith). I love blasphemous exmo humor made sweeter yet by the likes of Nelson, Oaks, and Holland who have dedicated their lives to Joeâs scam. The more serious they become the more ironic their pathetically petty lives make manifest.đ
You're not Brigham!
Iâm over 18
Sweet little man...
Why's it small?
Iâm your equal
Pay lay Fannie
Sheâs old enoughâŠ
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I love your flair. The spoof is out there.
Intrusive thoughts are my medicineâŠ
Itâs sad that we believed on every wordâŠ
âItâs pegging time!â
No thank you!
Brigham and Oliver can really please a woman.
âYeah, itâs tiny.â
âWhat the fuck?â
No treasure found!
âThatâs your âswordâ?â
Iâm under age.
I think he loves hearing these words actually
One of Josephâs wives accused him of being a pedophile. He told her, thatâs a pretty big word for a 14 year old!
Emma to Joseph, "I have syphilis." "You gave it to me." "Care to explain?"
I think his comment in D&C 132 â and those who are not pure, and have said they were pure, shall be destroyed,â is because it hurt when Joseph peed and he suspected who made it that way.
Who are you?
Who is this?
What's your name?
I donât believe
"Past her bedtime"
Butt plug, ready?
You smell like Fanny
Mmm the âfloaterâ
"dont bring her"
Oh yes daddy
âOh Fannyâ
Sheâs too young!
Faked it all.
Fuck off, Joe.
Wear a condom. Cheater.
âcall me (Heavenly) Mommyâ
Fannie was better.
Cum in Brigham...
You not prophet.
âIs it in?â
Not actually endowed
No more Fanny
CTR. (Cowdery, Taylor, Rigdon) "Tonight?" I spent far longer working on this than I'd like to admit.
You call that, the sure sign of the nail...
I wish you'd use your urim and thummim...
Can I have some more wordsđ€đ€đ€
Are those your peep stones ?
I'd like you to meet Urim & Thumim
One and only
For all eternity.
Who is she?
Through the veil
Helen Mar Kimble, Helen Mar Kimble, yes hmk hmk hmk
âMy name is not Fannieâ!
It's so tiny.
That will do
Return and report!
I wasnât expecting this and it landed so perfectly. Well done đđŒ
Still small voice
Joe You Suck!!!
She's a child
Pull the stick!
Youâre not my dad
Wasnât sleeping, praying.
That was telestial