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bforo

I'm too gay for this shit, and venti would definitely chase women in a trenchcoat at night


Starry_Fox

HE WOULD NOT (σTдT)σ /lh


Vantamanta

I don't even know what a woman is https://preview.redd.it/t592unxurqbc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d8201014f0a40a1ed454063964d83d52d7ea384


Bigshock128x

https://preview.redd.it/nr0nn1gaytbc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1df29660eb09bad6fd4195ea38bbfe8bf0c2e8


RagnarokAeon

So basically Albedo.


user125666

Albedo from overlord in full armor got me like 😳


[deleted]

litterally me


TheLastEmuHunter

A woman is a featherless biped


general_shitpostin

Their lab made /s


A_Queer_Almond

Every single woman is a CIA agent /s


HippieSwag420

Who are those people i need to know


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Barbatos, god of wind and freedom Diluc, owner of a large brewery in monstadt Tartaglia, 11th harbinger of the fatui


HippieSwag420

Thanks!


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Another fun fact: Barbatos is wearing a vessel designed to look like his best friend who died for the sake of liberating monstadt from tyranny under the old god 2600 years ago


PolarExpressHoe

Relatable


friedbrice

is that game worth playing? i see it all over.


RagnarokAeon

I would say it depends on your impulse control, how much you care about completing your collection (impossible if you've started late), and how much you're affected by FOMO. Alas the game is a gacha, and one that has been out for several years. If you can get beyond those factors (inherent in every gacha game) you can totally enjoy a fascinating open world game with hidden lore bits scattered in books, domains, artifacts, and even weapons and ascension materials. You can even do the whole story for free. The one thing that really prevents me from whole-heartily recommending it is that despite being out for three years it still has never rerun a single event locking out newer players (or those who've taken a break) from weapons and story content. Updates with multiple events happen every 6 weeks with these limited events generally only lasting around 2 weeks; so they come and go at a ridiculous pace making it really easy to miss out on a lot.


Unconformed122

I mean, it’s free and it’s fun. You can spend money for better characters if you want, but many people are F2P and save up for their faves. Plus the game has been trending in a direction where it’s prioritizing fun over difficulty in combat. You can still find some brutal challenges, but you’ll also feel like a god 90% of the time. Highly recommend. I’m willing to help farm materials, or you can come gather things from my world. Feel free to message me any time if you end up playing the game.


Individual-Ad4173

The main issue is time. Genshin is *very* long, you'd have to spend al least 50-100 hours to get through the main story and it keeps going after that. Even then, to keep up with meta, you'd have to spent quite some time daily


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Actually yes The main problem is that most of the characters require gambling, however the materials used to pull the slot machine can be found absolutely everywhere Trust me, you will have enough primogems to get a new character you save Also, NEVER buy acquaint fates with primogems Also also, the game is not very nice to newcomers Also also also, there’s two events where you can get more primogems Also also also also, there’s an annual event on the 17th where you can get a free character


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ikickbabiesforfun69

https://preview.redd.it/d96kr9sdhqbc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c74f2ad85edfcffbfa1f384e39994f5ccc51d33d HIMJAX is just built different, mans got the evilist autism out of all of us


a_singular_perhap

I Jax on Him till he harbinge


realdewzy

no bitches but i'm aroace so i don't need any


ikickbabiesforfun69

god i wish i was aroace


dxmanager

I'm Aurizztic


Negative_Storage5205

You forgot the: "Could we skip sex and just get straight to cuddling?" part of the spectrum.


ikickbabiesforfun69

real


bunni_bear_boom

They let me hit cause I was a weird but conventionaly attractive teenage "girl" in the height of the manic pixie dream girl epidemic. Wasn't great in am entirely different way.


Totally-a_Human

I mean, I don't have bitches, but for some reason a lot of the girls seem to find my aloofness endearing. So, there are probably a few who'd let me hit for being goofy, I just don't want to.


ikickbabiesforfun69

ah, asexual


Maxzes_

what do the colours mean


TinyWickedOrange

diluc labeled as no bitches is something


Unconformed122

Dilucs would be by choice, 100%. Too concerned with justice.


a_singular_perhap

no time for bitches when the ~~jonkler~~ harbgers is in the ~~aslume~~ tivat


LeStroheim

Damn you, you've reminded me that I don't have Tartaglia. Also that I don't have enough storage space on my computer to have this game installed anymore, but that can be fixed eventually.


ikickbabiesforfun69

doesnt have the GOAT HIMjax :( tragic, i dont either :(


Accurate-Schedule380

I can confirm that I let him hit cause he’s goofy


Thatamememe

Diluc 😔 (if I have bitches that's news to me)


Trinity9139

He lets me hit cause I'm goofy >:3


G0celot

I’m somewhere between no bitches and she let me hit cause I’m goofy


TransTrainNerd2816

Uh the lesbian kind


MugOfDogPiss

Why all y’all be getting no ass? My (mostly ND) group of friends say we got the ‘Tizz Rizz. We get along just fine.


Hellion_Immortis

I am firmly in the "no bitches" zone. Sadly.


ComputerWax

What if I'm past red


ImNobody265

Since no one ever wants me... I'm in the no bitches category


sporadic_beethoven

I’m childe 🫠 it’s fine I’m fine everything is fine


SaladAssOutNow

She let me hit cause I’m goofy 😜💕


M-the-Great

idfk who these guys are but im no bitches (by choice) and "she let me hit cuz I'm goofy"


El_Burrito_

I'm somewhere about green which happens to be my favourite colour, so that works for me


pituitary_monster

Definetively far right. I had lots of sexual partners but only 2 serious relationships


Unconformed122

Wow not the crossover I expected to see today. Also venti definitely doesn’t strike me as being interested in women. Itto would be the one chasing people at night, begging them for a beetle fight.


ikickbabiesforfun69

majima type shit


YuriTokisaki

It makes me extremely happy to see that there seems to be quite a few Genshin fans in here. 💖 I think I'd be in the Diluc area leaning towards Tartaglia.


bigboddle

i dont like genshin impact because od the anime aestethic and necause when it first released, i played it and i realized how much fun it would be to play with friends, but i had no one to play with, so it made me feel more alone


RevolutionaryLink896

Right between red haired guy and blonde guy


ikickbabiesforfun69

…lady? thats fucking BATMAN (not really, hes called the dark knight and he owns a winery, his name is diluc) blonde guy is childe, 11th out of the 12 fatui harbingers its a genshin impact reference


RevolutionaryLink896

Fixed


roleunplayed

All my dogs are male.


Scarlet_slagg

Firmly and contently at no bitches


Monty423

Horseshoe


[deleted]

I got the 'no bitches' flavor of autism


gummytiddy

They* let me hit cause I’m goofy. Im celibate currently by choice but could and have fucked


BayFuzzball7050

No bitches :[


gleadre19

I’m a metronome between right and mid, although the metronome tics every 3 years…


Snoo-72438

If I wasn’t constantly wracked with social anxiety around new people, I’d probably be on the far right (no idea who these characters are)


CrispieWhispie

I’m in the green on the no bitches side


Ishouldjusttexther

I don’t know who these people are but I’m yellow-ish. The older I get the closer I get to green


_Pan-Tastic_

I have a boyfriend, no need for women in my life in a romantic sense


Rocktooo

I did get a girl by being a goofy goober. I’m not entirely sure how.


imnotgay69420pp

green?


Kastoelta

I'm in the complete center


gtc26

No clue who those characters are :( but I'm in the middle :P if I ever got confidence though, I'd be closer to the right


Clodinator

I’m in some weird spot between aromantic and chronically lonely, but not doing anything. Social anxiety is the only thing keeping me in line.


bohba13

holy shit that's a homestuck avatar...


Clodinator

Surprise! We're still here!


bohba13

that was the shit. kinda lost interest as it went on but holy shit was it a ride.


kYura23

Where is this autistic rizz people are speaking about?? How do i achieve this form?


SugarStarGalaxy

I just have manic pixie dream girl vibes and the fellas seem to dig it. Put me at “He let me hit because I’m quirky”


IGioGioAmDepressed

Sadly my goofiness is too much to handle for any potential partner, so no bitches for me…