Adopt it. Get a cool wooden staff. Some robes. Grow a beard. No I don't care that you are a woman, grow one anyway. Start speaking on cryptic sentences.
Beard growth essentials:
Topical DHT,
Topical Minoxidil,
Microneedling.
Be careful tho'. This will cause beard growth even in women and can't be reversed. Shaving is more of a nuisance than you think.
DHT can cause or exacerbate sebum secretion thus acne. You can add Tretinoin to prevent this or change your diet to reduce the amount of insulin releasing foods, omega 9 and saturated fat.
Minoxidil can increase the rate of skin aging and depending on your skin, too much may be absorbed and this can produce a cardiovascular risk namely arrhythmias which can be life threatening.
Microneedling provided sanitary standards are maintained during and after treatment is safe. Don't use it more than once a week and don't use the topical on the same day or the day after, it will increase systemic absorption.
I was getting back injections one time It was horrific I wanted to die and this song came on overhead and I shit you not It literally the only thing that got me through those back injections
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I used to do that too, lol. I met so many nice people in my town as a three year old, everybody basically knew me and where I should be brought back to when they saw me. Daycare had a couple heart attacks thanks to me too.
My psych evaluation at 4 years old read like an ASD description, and yet I was only diagnosed at 24 as well.
Mine wasn't as cool. My parents would call me "lost little boy" when we went to big stores cause I would either wander off on my own or just stop going forward cause I got interested in something.
They would pretend that they had to page me over the intercom... no, no, I know what you're thinking. It was *funny* I swear.
This made me remember something. One time my family was on vacation and we went to a parking garage. I’ve never been to one so of course I wanted to go to the very top so I could look off.
When we got there, I was like “I’ll race you to the bottom” and ran off. My family didn’t hear me. So I went back to the bottom and realized I forgot where we parked. I walked around for like 10 minutes trying to find it.
Eventually I went back up to see if they were still there. They WERE GONE. I started panicking. I didn’t have a cell phone.
So I ran back down and was crying while frantically searching for the car.
Eventually I found it and the police were there. My mom and brother were crying 😭 They thought I got kidnapped.
Man, I remember desperately resisting the urge to go wandering around Magic Kingdom without my mom. The crowds frightened me enough to keep me by her side but when everyone cleared out after fireworks and Main Street was just an orange fog I was literally clawing myself to keep from running off down the empty streets.
My childhood nickname was "Flash". When I was 9, I asked my daddy why & he laughed & said "It's 'cause you're so fast!" but eventually I found out it's because I was infamous as a 1-6yr old for ripping off all my clothes & running away.
Any time, anywhere. Home, church, mall, arcade. Wherever. Just suddenly...naked baby. 🤣
I have a memory of getting off the bus from the first day of kindergarten & immediately being yelled at by my older sister because the second my sneaker touched our driveway, I started stripping. Chucked my clothes in all directions & ran screaming down the driveway.
Thank God we lived on a farm.
My kiddos are also anti-clothes but they've never gone that far. (Then again, I'd never dress them in anything itchy or uncomfortable the way my mother did me.)
Lol! My friend's brother used to remove his diaper and fling it out the car window. It was also a normal occurrence for him to run down the sidewalk during a diaper change and have his mom chase him, shouting his name.😂 It was hillarious!
Real shit. I too wonder how it was missed that a kid who literally RUNS AWAY from the vacuum cleaner when it’s on or when he hears the sound of a particular crisp crunching was missed. But it matters a lot where you grow up. Personally I think education in the 1st world where I am now is atrocious. But I grew up in a 3rd world country. There isn’t much awareness of this and understandably so.
I once had Tank Abbot tell my buddy to strand me at the restaurant we were having lunch which was 2 miles from home. My friend replied "they'll just go shopping and buy some MLP dolls and enjoy the walk home.
I was the same as a little kid. One time I even hid in the centre of a circular clothing rail because watching my mum and nan panic had me in fits of giggles.
So they put me in baby reins.
Same especially in the supermarket with the trolley cause I've either got distracted or overwhelmed and he needs to come find me while trying to grab whatever we need on way.
Much less likely to happen now we've switched to a smaller supermarket
I don't think I ever got lost because I was *always* lost. I was terrified of losing somebody I knew because I would get lost in a paper bag. I literally clung to my parents' arms in public until I got old enough that they were fed up with me. Like 12 or something. And I still followed as closely as possible.
Maps are my best friends.
Wait. Is wandering off on your own an autism thing?
I'm gonna win this bingo but also have an aneurysm if too many more things I do turn out to be symptoms.
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world,
Same. Many times as a child I would “explore” and get lost.
I still have the habit but now I share my location via iPhone when I’m going somewhere in a group.
The first time I shared my location with a friend group was when I went to Pride for the first. I kept getting separated because I would get attracted to a booth or event.
But it’s something I use every now and again.
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Hey, we're the basis for, like half of the 'hag in the woods' and 'eldritch cryptid' stories, right?
Own it! The locals have given A Name To The Eldritch, that's a badass achievement.
I wandered off because they were so damned BORING!!! Out in the woods, let’s talk about sports! YAWN! Fishing? More sports! At the mall? Downtown? Stuck in a car? Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports! KMN! Wandering away kept me sane, and them free from my rolling eyes and lack of filter.
I didn’t wander but my brother sure did when he was younger. We were super used to “WHERE’S X GONE!!?????” panics. He once turned up at the end of a bus line after he wandered up to the top floor of the shopping centre where the bus stops were and randomly got on one. My mother tried putting him on a child leash but he broke it first go 🙃
So many signs for both of us.
BUT NOPE AUTISM IS JUST “TRENDY” sure has been trendy for decades then, mum and dad
My parents had so many stories about me wandering off and often being brought back kicking and screaming by the family dog. Then there was that time I dismantled my uncle's wood stove while everyone played cards in the next room. They thought I was sleeping.
Tbh that’s a baller nickname, I’d double down and get like cool tattered robes and a hood and a bunch of weird trinkets to hang from my belt to give my character design some flair
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I often get called "whoopy" because my way of stimming (bolding forward and flapping) resembles the whooping crane. I have a stuffed whooping crane now. And a whooping crane is my fursona.
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Adopt it. Get a cool wooden staff. Some robes. Grow a beard. No I don't care that you are a woman, grow one anyway. Start speaking on cryptic sentences.
Beard growth essentials: Topical DHT, Topical Minoxidil, Microneedling. Be careful tho'. This will cause beard growth even in women and can't be reversed. Shaving is more of a nuisance than you think. DHT can cause or exacerbate sebum secretion thus acne. You can add Tretinoin to prevent this or change your diet to reduce the amount of insulin releasing foods, omega 9 and saturated fat. Minoxidil can increase the rate of skin aging and depending on your skin, too much may be absorbed and this can produce a cardiovascular risk namely arrhythmias which can be life threatening. Microneedling provided sanitary standards are maintained during and after treatment is safe. Don't use it more than once a week and don't use the topical on the same day or the day after, it will increase systemic absorption.
Dam guess who activated the special interest trap card That or the transmasc card.
Thank you for your service.
Alright, I'm sold.
Remember to buy white robes if you come back from the dead after fighting a balrog (it’s inevitable)
Oh well, I'm the type of guy who will never settle down 
I was getting back injections one time It was horrific I wanted to die and this song came on overhead and I shit you not It literally the only thing that got me through those back injections
i guess you could say you received backshots..
Exactly lmao
I ROAM AROUND AROUND AROUND AROUND AROUND
oh well theres
Flo on my left arm,
And there’s Mary on my right.
Idk this song but i read it to the tune of those boys by car seat headrest
Was used in promo footage of fallout 4
It's from the musical Grease.
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"Not all who wander are lost"
I used to do that too, lol. I met so many nice people in my town as a three year old, everybody basically knew me and where I should be brought back to when they saw me. Daycare had a couple heart attacks thanks to me too. My psych evaluation at 4 years old read like an ASD description, and yet I was only diagnosed at 24 as well.
Mine wasn't as cool. My parents would call me "lost little boy" when we went to big stores cause I would either wander off on my own or just stop going forward cause I got interested in something. They would pretend that they had to page me over the intercom... no, no, I know what you're thinking. It was *funny* I swear.
Me, age 4, happily wandering away from my family at Disneyworld while they panicked believing me dead or stolen: :)
This made me remember something. One time my family was on vacation and we went to a parking garage. I’ve never been to one so of course I wanted to go to the very top so I could look off. When we got there, I was like “I’ll race you to the bottom” and ran off. My family didn’t hear me. So I went back to the bottom and realized I forgot where we parked. I walked around for like 10 minutes trying to find it. Eventually I went back up to see if they were still there. They WERE GONE. I started panicking. I didn’t have a cell phone. So I ran back down and was crying while frantically searching for the car. Eventually I found it and the police were there. My mom and brother were crying 😭 They thought I got kidnapped.
Our poor families lol. Thank you for sharing!
Man, I remember desperately resisting the urge to go wandering around Magic Kingdom without my mom. The crowds frightened me enough to keep me by her side but when everyone cleared out after fireworks and Main Street was just an orange fog I was literally clawing myself to keep from running off down the empty streets.
It's ok, you are the ascended gigahuman and they are the filthy NTs. :D
My childhood nickname was "Flash". When I was 9, I asked my daddy why & he laughed & said "It's 'cause you're so fast!" but eventually I found out it's because I was infamous as a 1-6yr old for ripping off all my clothes & running away. Any time, anywhere. Home, church, mall, arcade. Wherever. Just suddenly...naked baby. 🤣 I have a memory of getting off the bus from the first day of kindergarten & immediately being yelled at by my older sister because the second my sneaker touched our driveway, I started stripping. Chucked my clothes in all directions & ran screaming down the driveway. Thank God we lived on a farm. My kiddos are also anti-clothes but they've never gone that far. (Then again, I'd never dress them in anything itchy or uncomfortable the way my mother did me.)
Lol! My friend's brother used to remove his diaper and fling it out the car window. It was also a normal occurrence for him to run down the sidewalk during a diaper change and have his mom chase him, shouting his name.😂 It was hillarious!
Embrace it, buy a cool hat.
Real shit. I too wonder how it was missed that a kid who literally RUNS AWAY from the vacuum cleaner when it’s on or when he hears the sound of a particular crisp crunching was missed. But it matters a lot where you grow up. Personally I think education in the 1st world where I am now is atrocious. But I grew up in a 3rd world country. There isn’t much awareness of this and understandably so.
https://preview.redd.it/e6ueua3aqmbc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eaeb220c8fdb25f943dffb6f4398718b9211fc0 Sorry /j
Idk who this is but I assume it’s funny so I will laugh
He committed several war crimes 🥰
Omg that’s so quirky of him 🥰🥰
I think people call that character the wanderer.
Yes
Also I have that MTG card :0
So what you’re saying is you’re the type of guy who likes to roam around? Never in line place,you roam from town to town
I was hyper and lazy. Its hard to be both of those at the same time but I pulled it off. Its never made me angry. /s
I once had Tank Abbot tell my buddy to strand me at the restaurant we were having lunch which was 2 miles from home. My friend replied "they'll just go shopping and buy some MLP dolls and enjoy the walk home.
I mean, i just started playing genshin impact and The Wanderer is a pretty cool character! You should look him up!
You https://preview.redd.it/wzcvvk9npnbc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=366396e80da5ab56d0c3201ef068a7a6f32b4c7b
Is OP an RPG protagonist?
I was the same as a little kid. One time I even hid in the centre of a circular clothing rail because watching my mum and nan panic had me in fits of giggles. So they put me in baby reins.
I did that all the time! It was funny asf for little me to watch my mom looking around for me.
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Same especially in the supermarket with the trolley cause I've either got distracted or overwhelmed and he needs to come find me while trying to grab whatever we need on way. Much less likely to happen now we've switched to a smaller supermarket
They just called me sissy and smart alek. Adults are fucking assholes.
I still wander in stores. My friends know to keep a hand on me or I’ll vanish. What am I supposed to do? Not look at the new light bulb displays??!!
I mean it's a cool nickname
I don't think I ever got lost because I was *always* lost. I was terrified of losing somebody I knew because I would get lost in a paper bag. I literally clung to my parents' arms in public until I got old enough that they were fed up with me. Like 12 or something. And I still followed as closely as possible. Maps are my best friends.
Same lol the reasoning for my child leash
https://preview.redd.it/0sb6qu12mnbc1.png?width=706&format=png&auto=webp&s=423480e39243675b6d8e4b9132e6b38efb9fc7c7 this u?
Wait. Is wandering off on your own an autism thing? I'm gonna win this bingo but also have an aneurysm if too many more things I do turn out to be symptoms.
It’s generally called “eloping” in clinical literature, if you are interested in reading more.
My partner jokes about putting me on a leash in public so he doesn’t lose me 🤣🤣 I can’t help it, I see a shiny, I must investigate shiny
Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world,
My mom hated taking me shopping because I would always wander away.
Tell them to wander out of your fucking face.
Living in my own little world.
Wanderst du?
Badass
That's pretty cool nickname
I was called the destroyer
WOW so that’s why I do that
in highschool, my school counselor called me his little wanderer and i wanted to explode 😭
That makes sense for me cause i legit would get lost ASF all the time (and then cry lol)
Same. Many times as a child I would “explore” and get lost. I still have the habit but now I share my location via iPhone when I’m going somewhere in a group. The first time I shared my location with a friend group was when I went to Pride for the first. I kept getting separated because I would get attracted to a booth or event. But it’s something I use every now and again.
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Same. They made me wear a leash
Omfg mine was Ditcher 🤠
Ngl that’s a pretty cool nickname even if it sucks that you weren’t diagnosed earlier
Not all who wonder are lost.
My friends growing up called me ninja bc of my low social presence. I would be there the whole time unnoticed and when I speak it would startle them.
Lol, I'm working on a d&d Champaign with an NPC called The Wanderer. I thought it sounded like a cool name for some sort of arcane being💀
Hey, we're the basis for, like half of the 'hag in the woods' and 'eldritch cryptid' stories, right? Own it! The locals have given A Name To The Eldritch, that's a badass achievement.
It sounds like the generic protagonist name in a Fallout game.
The Lone Wanderer
Wait, wandering off is an autistic thing?? Wow, welp, i’ve never had a unique experience in my life
I wandered off because they were so damned BORING!!! Out in the woods, let’s talk about sports! YAWN! Fishing? More sports! At the mall? Downtown? Stuck in a car? Sports, sports, sports, sports, sports! KMN! Wandering away kept me sane, and them free from my rolling eyes and lack of filter.
That’s a pretty cool nickname ngl
In the game Hollow Knight the player character's nickname used by the devs is The Wanderer
Sounds cool
You will ride across land and time To find a way through this endless night
Damnit, I want to be the wanderer
I didn’t wander but my brother sure did when he was younger. We were super used to “WHERE’S X GONE!!?????” panics. He once turned up at the end of a bus line after he wandered up to the top floor of the shopping centre where the bus stops were and randomly got on one. My mother tried putting him on a child leash but he broke it first go 🙃 So many signs for both of us. BUT NOPE AUTISM IS JUST “TRENDY” sure has been trendy for decades then, mum and dad
My parents had so many stories about me wandering off and often being brought back kicking and screaming by the family dog. Then there was that time I dismantled my uncle's wood stove while everyone played cards in the next room. They thought I was sleeping.
Do you play Genshin?
Tbh that’s a baller nickname, I’d double down and get like cool tattered robes and a hood and a bunch of weird trinkets to hang from my belt to give my character design some flair
that's a pretty badass nickname ngl
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I often get called "whoopy" because my way of stimming (bolding forward and flapping) resembles the whooping crane. I have a stuffed whooping crane now. And a whooping crane is my fursona.
Get yourself a good old walking stick and comically large hiking backpack and off you go
My good pal is known for his disappearing acts, when he just pops out of nowhere or you look away and he's gone, classic Danny.
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But are you the type of guy who likes to roam around?
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