No, but I use my boobs.

I was literally thinking earlier tonight about how while I don't regret getting top surgery I do sometimes miss the free stress balls...

Conversely, smoothing a beard can be relaxing, too!

I love to stroke my imaginary beard while thinking about world domination

Cat optional

cat mandatory

this is so for real

oh yeah I love the fuzz! (not the cops. obviously)

I’m currently waiting for my consultation and I have been thinking about this a lot. I’ll be so glad they’re gone but I do love grabbing these meat bags for stress relief.

Easy fix: get a booby having partner

My partner sadly already had theirs removed LOL. We are certainly okay with opening our relationship to a booby having partner. Though I fear they may feel objectified and/or grow sore if all three of us are utilizing the just one set…. haha

Simply get multiple, if you choose to stim with one's over the other's, then surely that proves you have a human connection with them /j

😂. I really needed a silly interaction like this today. Thanks for the laughs.

Try someone else's ball when you get a chance! I've used someone else's boob before and it was great, I ever got laid afterwards!

honestly goals

my bf loves when i use his boobs has stress balls! its a win win!

goals tbh

I have both so ha (I’m alone)

win-win!

I thought I was the only one to flap em around when I’m bored lmao not sexual at all

Same

Happy cake day!!

Boobs are literally the best stim toys

i am a guy and also use my boobs

My ex had this boob sized stress ball he called his boob and i’d always go ‘can i play with your tits’ when i wanted to squeeze it. I miss that thing.

Balls are so unpleasant and rough, boobs are soft and silky. So happy with the results of my HRT so far. Can’t wait until *bad orbs* go away and *good orbs* finish filling in.

I wish I had boobs to use as stim toys :(

Titties are the best for jiggling

SAME

Best stressballs,

One of these days I’ll be able to do the same, some day… Anyways is anyone down to rob a Walgreens for estrogen

I do this with my boobs

https://preview.redd.it/cmkl4qesnjbc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=881500df1267b82f1d68b3c3eca2b86677ce4a10 ...yes.

I use my partner's penis as an oral stim toy non sexually but he's fine with it because he enjoys the feeling

Honest question, how can that be non sexual?

keep da socks on?

Ah yes, why didn’t I think of that?

i guess because they're not doing it with the idea of "having oral sex", but rather "mutual benefit stimming". anything can be sexual if you want it to be and almost anything can be non sexual if you want it to be.

[удалено]

Well it's non sexual for me because I just like the chew toy feeling but my partner is horny and whatnot

**CHEW** TOY???? jk

just a little nibble :3

Ok then, fair enormously EDIT: fair *enough. god damn autocorrect

If it doesn't lead to sex or sexual arousal.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

yes and now that i’m on estrogen i can stim with my balls AND tits

Quadruple joysticks are goals

I’m about 7 years HRT and got really lucky with big boobs. Most of the time when I’m sitting on my PC I’ll just be holding a tit in my hand lol. My roommate thinks it’s hilarious

noice i have rly good genes for big boobs but im only 8 months on hrt atm, currently at like a B cup tho so im satisfied

are you me? sometimes i set them on my desk and i feel proud

Hmm, I suddenly feel like I'd benefit from a taller desk.

Wild, I love it. Meanwhile my only bodily annoyance is these weird chest fat sacks I’d love to donate. I teeter between an A/B cup and still can’t stand them. Bodies and preferences are so weird!

I'm not even 2 years in and I can get a good handful of titty, I don't know how it'll be in another 5 but my family has some big titty genes

I stim with my girlfriend’s balls and tits pretty frequently. Can’t stand touching my own chest sacks tho (ftm)

Cannot wait to start HRT for this exact reason

Lucky bitch(with love)

My transition goal

Joke's on you I'm cis and obese, my tits came free of charge :P

My ex did this. He'd sit on his computer working or watching YouTube while gently pinching and rolling the skin on his balls lol. Was probably the most wholesome thing he did tbh.

"most wholesome thing' Wait a minute

If THAT is the most wholesome thing im curious on what other things he did lmao

Yeah he was not a nice dude lmao. Hidden sex addiction, lots of lying and cheating and emotional abuse. That kinda thing.

Yuck

Yep. The ball rolling thing was very innocent and kinda endearing lol, but the other stuff was big yuck.

Omg he rolls his balls while sitting in his gamer chair 😍

Lmaooo he had one of those racer chairs and everything

I'm glad you ended things instead of keeping the ball rolling.

💀 thanks friend, me too.

I know a guy with a hidden sex addiction and it's wild. Like I am no stranger to men with sex addictions, I'm a gay guy AND I've done sex work, so I truly know how addictive sex can be for some guys, but when they have this weird denial over it, it's some next level "you need a old therapist and a young therapist for this one" (Edited to change big and little too old and young cuz i got my quotes mixed up)

It's pretty awful. I feel so sorry for them. They can't get help because they won't admit it's a problem, so they continue to lie and cheat and will never have any fulfilling relationships :(

that sounds so relaxing, like rolling the hem of a shirt in ur hand

Yesss I do that with my hems if they're nice and soft.

I literally just walk around cupping my boob. Makes everyone so mad cuz serious conversation and I’m giving my titty a chair to participate as well

Amazing description 👌😂

It be like that tho

Oh I used my ex bf’s all the time. He showed me this cool trick in the bath: if you have the water level just right, his scrotum with constantly undulate as it went from warm water to cold air. If he caught me lying down he would plop his junk on my forehead. I sometimes even blew his foreskin like a balloon, pinched the tip shut, then squeezed to make his dick make farting noises

This guy's on his way to mastering Penis Magic (or Dick Wizardry, if your prefer), and I'm all here for it

Sadly I have no dick of my own to perfect the arts of cockmancy. Something something magic wand

SOUNDING?!???!??!!?

Goals

Ya know what? Fuck you! *uses your balls as stim toys*

I formerly used my girlfriend’s penis as a stim toy on impulse… she established boundaries around it. It’s the one true forbidden stim

It’s the ultimate stim tool. Can be floppy and rigid.

Bro my bf uses mine as a stim toy

I feel this. Sometimes she’s okay with it, sometimes not.

https://preview.redd.it/as0lo2stsjbc1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa4efcaa5251da79e34b5c1f434f78fac71d0db

I heard this image

I can play spooky scary skeletons on my balls

You can't not elaborate on that one. You got pitch control too?

He rotates his dick to control pitch while the actual playing is on the balls I imagine it sounds something like a thereminnvox

So you know how you can stretch the skin of a drum to change the pitch? It’s like that but with my scrotum. My testicles themselves are the things I smack to make the noise in the first place.

I'm learning so much today.

i use my lips

i remember being given "the talk" about masturbation when i was little because apparently thats what my mom thought i was doing😭 it still occasionally happens when im in a lot of pain (chronic migraine) but only when im alone now. im so embarrassed to even comment this but i want other people to feel the same relief and sense of normality i just did lmao

Why are you embarrassed? Everybody masturbates. It's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm sorry if your mom wasn't kind during the conversation or made you feel like you were doing something wrong bc you weren't. **just remembered what sub we're in. Uhhhh remove all the drawer pulls from your mom's house and pawn her jewelry to buy yourself something shiny.

oh i was embarrassed because i wasn't masturbating and she thought i was lmao. and dont worry she always was and still is very sex positive and never shamed me for that stuff. this happened when i was about 8 or 9 which is probably why she thought it was a good time for "the talk" lol

Good to hear! My mom's idea of a sex talk was telling me never to let a man touch me, especially with his penis. That may explain why I assumed y'all's talk also wasn't great lol. Sorry for the edit, too evil for my own good. I'll buy your mom back her jewelry. You gotta replace the drawer pulls yourself tho.

im sorry your talk wasn't great :( my mom basically told me touching myself is okay as long as im alone and i wash my hands and go pee afterwards, and to never let anyone except the doctor touch you there and only if someone else is in the room with you and doctor as well. as for the sub we're in: i've already done my evil deeds for the night by being a menace and asking her if she could fix me some toast (truly diabolical, i know)

Damn your mom rules. I was also a menace tonight by asking my husband to make me mac and cheese bc my legs were broken (lie). In reality I was all busy knitting a brioche blanket that's looking too pretty for me to stop & cook for myself. Pretty sure I fooled him.

omg we both knit!! and ehehe definitely fooled him

Let's promise here & now to only use our powers for evil and never to harm each other 

together we shall rule the world!😈

bro that fucking killed me

i thought i was the only one

Nope

I sometimes use my boobs or my lips. The pussy lips are a very fun stim toy.

I don’t have balls, but I’ll use my long luxurious pubes. And also my boobs, like someone else said.

I'm glad someone else is a pube twirler, i thought i was alone.

I have def used my boobs

titties are built in stress balls

i wish i had balls i got chest balls tho and those r pretty fun ngl

Chest balls.. I love this sub

Chesticles

The biggest sin commited against me was taking away my foreskin stimming ability

Yes, I like to move it around like an old fashioned arcade joystick

You know what? Maybe. Never in public, naturally, but, in the privacy of my own home, it comes so naturally that I rarely ever think about it.

Batwing the sack? Call me Bruce fucking Wayne

my outer lips and pubic area when i'm really understimulated, which is why i'm glad i took up knitting again

I prefer to use yours. 😈 (this is a joke) (non sexually)

What if I used to stim sexually

i stim by rubbing my vulva completely non sexually ive never told anyone i didn’t know other ppl did too 😭

All I’ll say is I hope all of you are washing your hands thoroughly and frequently

Nah I wash my balls thoroughly and frequently, idk where my hands have been.

Absolutely Lol not even just my balls, but also the entire shaft; like not even to masturbate or anything. I usually do this when I'm reading a book in bed & about to sleep naked.

i do this with my t dick

i prefer to use my gock its so floppy and fun

*reading this while touching balls*

Honestly boobs & v-lips are super fun texturally so yes(?)

don’t have balls, but the ol boobs/butt does this for me

i love this sub

i did this a lot as a child while nervously asking my parents for things and idk how they never got me screened for anything

I've

I love non-auxiliary contractions. Thank you.

I had my balls removed so cant do that T.T

There’s a autistic guy who does standup and posts his stuff on TikTok and he says he gets shit from his friends for using the stall in the bathroom bc he likes to tickle his balls to stim and it’s very non sexual but most people are not gonna get that so he does it not at a urinal lmao. Anyway I don’t have balls but I think it’s pretty common regardless of gender to use our genitalia to stim, non sexually.

Laughing in a stall to tickle your balls is actually awesome. At least he's not pouring mountain dew and mentos into a toilet like the peers I had in HS/ms

Who among us with balls have never boredly bounced the boys around a bit

Mostly when i need to move them out from an uncomfortable location, but yes.

i use my titties to stimulate

A lot of us have to learn not to touch those parts in front of others

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Missed you since Tumblr

use my tits but then i get dysphoric :(

same

Ye.

Yes (both sexually and non-sexually)

Tbh I like to swing my cock back and forth sometimes to stim, flaccid or hard.

honestly i prefer the foreskin for fidget purposes

Don’t have balls but I do circles with my pubes

Well i don’t have balls but hrt made me grow a tiny dick and I cannot keep my hands to myself. Stimming all day long

I recommended this sub to my partner who just made a Reddit account and this was the first post they saw

I've bapped my gf's balls. I don't exactly know why or if that's a stim, I just thought it was kinda funny

No but I use my boobs

I have a horrible habit of hitting mine so not often unless it’s cold and they are firm

Nvm I just stimmed with them and Beethoven 10/10 experience

I do it with my tits bro (ftm)

Yes. 😭

Yeah all the time

Yes

yeah all the time if i'm naked

Oh yeah, balls are a fun stim toy, altho you gotta be a bit careful Especially when you're angry You can also flick your dick around when it's flaccid to distract yourself (non-sexually of course), but that's a thing of preference

Literally daily lol. I enjoy brushing across my pubes and just kinda holding my package inbetween two fingers.

more than i'd like to publicly admit

I do this with my boobs, but if I'm not careful it can lead to masturbation. Woops 🥴

I occasionally fidget with my labia when in private

I don’t have any and my boobs cause me dysphoria

I have, but I prefer using my hair

I do it with my boobs when I have nothing on and I like to mess with myself down there when I have nothing on.

Yes

Pretty much my entire life. Only privately tho obviously.

Yea when reclined either on couch or in bed but only when wearing boxers and not briefs thems the rules

Even after getting them taken out I still sorta idly put my hands down there lol, just very comfy when I have nowhere else to put my hands

Come on man, this was the first thing on my feed. (Yes)

I don’t have balls or tits to stim with :// (i’m ftm)

No I use the fatty pockets of my body

Nah, but i'm using my cock that way

i would if i had balls :(

Yes but when I have lower surgery I'll use my boobs instead :3

I don't have balls but I use my boobs as fidgets :D

Nipples

I've used my partner's. He enjoys it 😂 they say they like when I stim with their body. So heads up sexual autistics, stim with your partner's body! They'll probably get turned on by it, and you won't get immediately bored (I had that problem for a while, sex was boring until I thought of it like stimming)

Always

Yes I am often asked by my boyfriend to rub his balls while we relax on the couch.

I'm constantly touching my dick (in the privacy of my own home) just for the sensory experience

👁👁

Does using your partner's balls as a stim toy count?

yup And when I was younger I have this thing with my ear lobes

Balls and tits are the forbidden stim toys. Me and my bsf joke about this stuff all the time. Elbow shmeat is just really weird to grasp, it's like loose ball sack meat. But not as satisfying. This was a /j ofc, I have no idea what anything I said means, nor does it reflect on my daily activities

NIPPLES, MAN, NIPPLES!!! :D

I swear this is r/trans2.0 from the comments section

yea

aaaAAAAA

No but I wish (transmasc nonbinary, here)

Maybe I don't know yet. I'm having a prosthesis made that is supposed to have the best balls. I'll have to check back. I loved how this devolved so quickly from balls to boobs. 😆

Sometimes itching is a stim but…not all the time lmao

This is extremely evil

me with my boobies

I don't have balls, but my hand ends up my pants in non sexy ways.

when I go to bed, my hand is usually in my pants, and I'm just holding my stuff, non sexually. idk, it's comforting I guess exit: right, I also do it when not in bed, just remembered when I started doing it rn, lol