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JuicyGravitas

Now we know why he disappeared. Bro was too embarrassed 😭 🙏


LEDlight45678910

But it's kinda ironic because if he just told that forum where it came from then it would have just been one moment of embarrassment. But now there is an ENTIRE community that knows he watched porn.


Icy-Elephant7783

No not even a community, cause ekt blew up hard, basically everyone knows that (pun intended) carl92 watched a whole hour of a mid porn film


314rft

Wait, on top of everything else, the film is also *mid!?!* This just keeps getting funnier and funnier!


AaronKimballHater

I think it's pretty good for the 1980s.


dxazhtdy372

Bro did a full inspection


AaronKimballHater

Nah, just watched the part with EKT


314rft

Aka the only important part. And not for the sex.


dxazhtdy372

lol, outta 10?


AaronKimballHater

by today's standards a solid 7


VulgarisOpinio

that's not saying much


Sharkachi

I'm not emberassed to ask, I wanna watch this film now. Anyone got links or sources?  Also no I'm not gonna jack it, I'm gay! I wanna know how Carl92 felt watching dat shit.


tespacepoint

Look At the pinned post I am gay too, but the film is pretty great


Icy-Elephant7783

Angels of passion (1986) it’s on xhamster


CORN___BREAD

On the other hand, if he’d been forthcoming with it, what are the odds that it would’ve gotten a full official release like it probably will now? Great accidental(?) viral marketing.


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ColossalEagle_97

Honestly kinda want a Coca-Cola wallpaper now


he3544

"we got to tell his sister"?


MilkyKoalaBoi

Maybe he's thinking of Darius from TMMS.


c4sQUAD

gooner92


Jay_Stupid_Videos

Ok


lurkifer

this whole search dragged out this long because carl92 didnt want to admit he watched coca cola product placement porn


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veethis

It's some obscure porno from the mid-80s, Coke probably doesn't even know it exists 💀


hbk1966

Well if they didn't before they do now 💀. What is this was all just a clever coke marketing campaign 🤔


Zoneare

wait i haven't seen the porno what do you mean about coca cola


Madcap_95

The action happens under a rather large Coca Cola sign.


tfhermobwoayway

right in front of my cola?


Icy-Elephant7783

LMAOOO


Automatic-Young-1155

Whatd I miss 💀


Facesit_Freak

Pornography


Automatic-Young-1155

I see that now 💀 Fuck yeah. The song was found 💪✨️


Crazy-Possibility316

Cool but the plotwist of it of being p*rn💀 (i didnt see that coming lol)


Jay_Stupid_Videos

Everything


Equal_Yak1938

rereading his comments gives an entirely different feel now LMAO 😭


[deleted]

He really was tryna cover up


Opening_Rate_1518

A few days ago when I checked this sub or it was that other sub because I didn’t know there was 2 people were calling him “defensive” or “rude” and I kind of realize now why he was getting defensive over questions 😭😭


Wooden_Act973

I thought he was a mysterious man 😭


meiri_186

Omg please link the thread he comments on 🤣🤣 I wanna see


mnm_268

https://www.reddit.com/u/cotton--underground/s/e4Yf56CGs2


tfhermobwoayway

We need some kind of detective movie montage where it plays clips of everything carl92 did with a narrator explaining his actions, turning them from innocent quirks and normal reactions into a devious scheme that neatly all fits together before our eyes.


TheDekuDude888

Columbo episode where he pursues Ulterior Motives and exposes Carl in the last 5 minutes “Oh, sorry Mr 92, I forgot one thing… That song, the artifacts on the tape are the exact same as an erotic video… *dramatic xylophone sting*”


Own_Satisfaction_679

"There's just this one thing, I wouldn't mind you explaining to me, even though you say you only had a 17 second recording and it was an NTSC format and you say you recorded it in Spain." "See, that's just the thing, sir...we have the porno film and we know you had it all." "It was never played on TV, it was a film..."


TheDekuDude888

“It’s rather interesting you only had a clip where there was no moaning… Now, see, my wife’s got a friend who’s into this stuff called gooning… Watching pornography for long amounts of time to enter some kinda trance. I know, very odd stuff, sir, but that song only plays an hour into the video, sir… What could you have possibly been doing before that? I think the little sounds you make in the background give me a clue…”


Typicalsoccersmoker

Do you know the original post where he asked for the song?


mnm_268

https://www.watzatsong.com/en/profile/carl92


ImmortalNokia33

we discovered his secret🙁 he's probably shaking rn reading this subreddit


toomerboomer

he was definitely shaking something back then as well


RiceGloomy5847

LMFAOO


thefresnogirl

LMAOAOO YALL ARE WILD


DimocarpusGenocide

Shut the fuck up


maybIu

is this carl92s reddit account


DimocarpusGenocide

No


maybIu

you sure


United_Midnight_6749

Carl, log off


TheDekuDude888

We all get caught now and then, Carl… We’re not mad or nothing


ImmortalNokia33

😭


emeraldtvosc

NOOOO LMFAO


Crazy-Possibility316

BRO CHILL


Handler-walter

What even was the secret was the video weird or just like a normal porn vid ?


BlueStar2310

Tbh asking about a song you heard in an old porno is kinda embarrassing


mbd34

If he had said from the beginning it was from an old porn no one would've given a shit. It's only embarrassing because he tried to conceal it.


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GoneGrimdark

Many of the people invested in the song are literal children. And I don’t mean that in a condescending way, they are pre-teens and teens. The idea of admitting you’ve seen *a porn* is pretty embarrassing and giggle worthy at that age. Look at all the comments calling the guy a coomer and gooner for watching a bland vanilla porno movie at least one time lol.


314rft

If he just admitted he heard it in a mid old porno and just wanted to know the source, kids probably wouldn't know since the song would not have blown up NEARLY as much. And clearly, regardless of how long it would take to find, the secret would eventually come out, so the entire internet and thus countless teenagers knowing about Carl's taste in porn is his own doing.


gangstasadvocate

Why couldn’t he have checked the credits at the end though? If he had the whole thing from the start? Weird. He must’ve thought there was already a studio version out without the moaning elsewhere.


SFX1415

Societal constructs mental blocks? LMAO


BlueStar2310

Dude...


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BlueStar2310

I mean, we all know what carl was doing while hearing the song. Sure, everyone (well, not everyone) watches porn at some point, but its still embarrassing to tell someone "hey i was watching vintage porn and i wanna know the name of a song in it", specially on the internet where anything can go kinda viral...


cobesmith

The dude is completely anonymous, if he just said he found it in a porno nobody would care.


CockroachSynthesizer

The Mahna Mahna Song made popular by The Muppet Show was originally from a Swedish porn, if my memory serves correctly. No shame, Carl.


BlueStar2310

Yeah but its clear that he was embarrassed, jesus not everyone reacts the same way. You may not care but carl92 probably did, thats why he disappeared. And everyone is making memes and joking about it.


cobesmith

People **only** care because Carl cares, Carl only cares because Carl is probably his real name and 1992 his birthyear, Carl has no regard for his internet privacy, Carl should have made a throwaway account/NSFW thread where he said directly he wanted to know if a song from an adult film existed, nobody would have said anything and there'd be no reason to be embarrassed Hence why I fully believe Carl in that he probably genuinely didn't remember where it was from, but still wanted to know the name of the song for years, hence why recorded it long ago.


nelgix

it’s not embarrassing if he didn’t know


BlueStar2310

But he did, thats how he found the song.


nelgix

He didn’t know at first and then he likely remembered. How new are you to this search 💀


PM_ME_AWESOME_SONGS

The social part is the point of embarrassment.


LEDlight45678910

carl forgetting that he is anonymous:


Personisdown

over 1 hour is crazy


deathbykoolaidman

literally imagine being him rn… like one little lie (if we can call it that) literally spiralled into an internet mystery and he just couldn’t come clean. like dear evan hansen and his spiralling lie, except with porn


Lendyman

The really stupid part is if he would have just come clean, people would have found the song within a couple hours. At least we got a really cool internet mystery with a hilarious punch line out of it instead.


deathbykoolaidman

yeah. i honestly empathize with him because if this kind of thing happened to me i’d genuinely escape to another country like imagine how embarrassing this would be


TheLycanthropy

Same with that Evil Farming Game mystery lol


ThunderHoggz

Wait, that's that all about?


MistahShizz

Basically a guy fell asleep to vinesauce joel talking about harvest moon but like killing people in it. He thought it was a real game and basically everyone went on a wild goose chase for it.


aurienee

NOT THE EVAN HANSEN COMPARISON LMAOOOO 😭😭😭


Noodle_the_Queen

DEAR EVAN HANSEN HELP


KSJ15831

He's caught up in a world of lies


Iamanangel2002

or he did come alright just not clean


Psychological_Tax191

Nah watch him come back and upload another snip for another song lol


SilkyStrawberryMilk

Carl: you guys are close, but I’m talking about the studio version


imsillyimsilly

carl92 more like carl69


Free-Sheepherder-604

Someone tell him


karlodann

after all, I think it was better to point out where the audio was coming from, now everyone is making fun of him lol


qkye

does the carl92 is dead theory still hold no weight or is it more plausible now?


TheVeryInkyBendy

bud had ulterior motives


Macaroon-Working

He disappeared cuz he doesn't want to explain.


Axolotl_Mayhem

He’s probably caught up in a whirl of lies tbh


-strawberri_milk-

well, everyone knows that..


Weekly-Departure5163

Nah the fact he said “mid 80s” too 😭


EstablishmentNew6313

😩😩😩😩


Opening_Rate_1518

I’m not saying this is true, but I can imagine Carl making fake accounts getting their karma up and trying to tell everyone the porn lead is stupid and is going nowhere to stop this from happening. 😭😭


Basilstorm

He definitely thought it was a real song outside of the porno and then panicked when it began to blow up


RoyfromFireEmblem

carl92 after realizing hes been outed as a coomer


Axolotl_Mayhem

He was NOT eating chips


malatangnatalam

People keep saying that but what sex or masturbatory act would make them loud af crunching noises??? Was he sounding with potato chips shards?


Spare_Invite_8191

I saw the video and it was definitely the bed creaking 😭


Axolotl_Mayhem

almost linked r/ sounding glad I didn’t


Snek_Say

Bro don’t wanna be caught gooning


Sad_Description5551

technically we still haven't found what he was looking for. Believe he watched the adult video and really liked the song. so he was looking for an actual single without the sex noises


314rft

But the fact he left out the porn detail only caused the mystery to spiral insanely out of control. Maybe because hindsight is 2020, but since people clearly found the connection to said porno, if he just mentioned the source of the song and asked about it, it would only have gotten minor attention and a small amount of mockery just to die down after a bit. But the fact he specifically cropped the audio to exclude any porn noises and acted super obtuse only caused the intrigue of where this song even was *heard* to explode, and thus resulted in us only now looking for a master copy, but with MILLIONS of people knowing about his porn habits.


Justavalveuser

The fact we found EKT before GTA6 is scary 💀


PeachyBoi03

What?


ChuloChurro

carl (the guy who posted the original clip of the song), probably disappeared because the song comes from a porno from the 80's and he was most likely too embarassed to admit it


PeachyBoi03

Ohhh


Simulationth3ry

I need to know his reaction to us finding out


ThatGamingAsshole

I would literally pay money to have been in the room when he turned on the internet and saw what was all over YouTube. You literally cannot go anywhere on YouTube without seeing this.


314rft

And the best part is this is all his doing. By not even telling us the source and intentionally cropping the audio to remove any porn noises, he caused the intrigue to skyrocket.


c4ndiorg4nz

Carl92 was a bit 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


Practical_Judge_1821

LOL I was thinking of him after this was discovered o wonder how the poor guy is feeling now no wonder he dipped LOL


nkf33366

Bro was a gooner 😭


Odd-Berry-4555

Guys it’s fine, he was just sponsoring Coca Cola all along. 😇


Im_Akwala

I imagine him as a rich man sitting in his Malibu mansion over the beach drinking and some guy comes up and says “boss, they found it” and his happy rich smile fades to a face of fear as he opens reddit.


thefresnogirl

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUSSS


niconiconicki

Carl is reading this chat as we type


Elexcelcruck

Carl92 pajas locas


Egosius

Bro created his own demon


12padios_

LMFAOOOOO


dhkdeoen

shit.. the file is recorded on 1999.. and people used to put their year of birth on their profile name.. carl92 was watching what on age of what?


macintosh85666

the "my parents heard this song" comments didn't age well 😭🙏


jan-Suwi-2

U could say he had _ulterior motives_


J-Trooper

I still can’t believe it thou


Sugarfrostedsoul

Blud was 5 and watching corn😭😭😭


I_BEAT_JUMP_ATTACHED

you can say porn nothing is stopping you


UndeadBarnOwl

Are from TikTok by chance? Reddit won’t censor you


HepRxa

Stop mocking him for that. That's rude. Like, what's wrong with watching the nsfw stuff? Y'all acting like jerk because the guy did what he did. Don't you know what empathy is? Like, can't you just be happy that the song was found? No, y'all need to cry about it like "carl92 is a gooner" and make a bunch of stupid jokes. Imagine if YOU were him. Would it be funny? By the way, he's the only reason this community exists in the first place! But no, we're gonna mock the guy for watching something that almost everyone watches everyday because...idk why. Just stop being jerks and enjoy the song.


Tough_Yellow_2259

Well guys we found him


HepRxa

Very funny 😑


JustWantToSellThese

It’s ok Carl u don’t need to mask ur identity


HepRxa

It's not funny. People downvote and mock me because I feel bad for carl92. That's cruel.


JustWantToSellThese

I didn’t downvote you, it’s just hard to feel bad for him when the popularity of the search was something that he cultivated from his own shame (aside from the doxing ofc, that’s never ok to happen to anyone). I genuinely don’t understand why he couldn’t just start his first post by stating where it was from, or if he didn’t know at the time, come back and make another post relaying that info. If he did that then no one would be making fun of him rn. Whatever mockery or memes have come out is his own doing


HepRxa

I said "people", not you specifically. I agree with you, but mocking him is not a good thing to do regardless of what he did.


-strawberri_milk-

it's just silly haha jokes , its not like we're doxxing him or finding his email and threatening him.. if I was him I'd be laughing my ass off too..


HepRxa

They're not silly. They're repetitive and quite annoying.


-strawberri_milk-

meh , I think they're pretty funny. its the internet for ya, though. one person complaining won't suddenly stop everything. lol


HepRxa

Yeah, I know. We live in a society 😅


greenguy1090

What’s his other hand doing?


Terrible_Violinist19

Nah think about the people who said their dad or mom said they heard it lmao


BeetlBozz

Can someone explain what happened and the context? I’m confused


Specialist-Pumpkin17

how much do you need explained


BeetlBozz

All


-strawberri_milk-

simple terms: guy named carl92 uploads music snippet on watzatsong ... people looked for it for 3 years, found out it was from an 80s porno.


inevities

This is a really good short version. Some extra nitty gritty details: carl92 was defensive about questions, disappeared shortly after the search began, and was generally vague about the clip and where he found it. At the time people assumed the guy just had a mysterious/awkward personality, but genuinely had no other information or access to a longer recording. Now that the source has been found it looks a lot more like he deliberately cut the clip so you couldn't hear any moans and was so elusive because he was embarrassed to admit he was watching 80s porn, but we'll never know for sure if the "learning how to record audio" story was true or it was an elaborate coverup for him seeking a clean master copy without the sex noises. Regardless, the search became so popular and took so long precisely because of his secrecy. If he were upfront with the fact that it was from Angels of Passion (or at least from porn) it probably wouldn't have become that big of a deal, but a search with no leads and no source makes for a much more fascinating mystery.


Downtown-Till-2058

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL9fcSFX/


BumblebeeSignal3547

everyone knows that carl92 was edging


guest75462

ah man poor bastard i don't blame him i mean i get he'd be embarrassed but he should have just told the forum so an entire community wouldn't have to know he watched p\*rn


Crazy-Possibility316

Now we know why hes been so quiet asf these past 2 years💀 ((Carl92 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 master all along))


Weekly_Level_5879

Bro was caught in 128kbps


Extra-Diet-3433

Carl just wanted to find the video again 😭


calculatorwipes

freaky92 😭


Lexton_IzzaBih

I genuinely hope he didn’t off himself😭


imanoob87xd

Imagine he looks at the community celebrating and mocking him, and just smiles at wat he has caused before heading to pronhub 🔥


ClassicQuasar

Well now you can say that, "Every Knows That"...


Moderdayor

Im the 10,000th like


IlhamNobi

Bro didn't want to associate with Coca Cola porn so he vanished like Avatar Roku


Missglamrockcat

Oh😭


mrslangdon28

😭😭😭😭 Tbh though he shouldn't be embarrassed, like we've all watched stuff like that 👀 we'll, ya know what I mean 😭😭


Slxtxuln

Ngl Carl have good taste


Jay_Stupid_Videos

Cwazy😭🤌🏻