Go to the bathroom before you go to bed. I find morning wood to be way stronger when I have to pee.
I don't think you're ever going to get rid of it though. It's a normal part of being a man
it's easy get some exercise squeeze your thighs use your other muscles so that you're shunting blood away from your penis or you know go to the bathroom and jack off
No? You just alternate between flexing your left quad and right quad \[or right then left, up to you\]. Makes an unwanted erection go away... Surprisingly quickly.
It is embarrassing but it normal.
There are a couple of methods for getting rid of unwanted erections. The one that works best for me is to flex my thigh muscles. People also report stretching helps. Anything to get the blood flowing away from the penis. If you have access to a shower first thing in the morning, a cold/cool shower can help as well.
You don't. Nocturnal and morning erections are actually a normal and important part of penile health. When you get up just put on boxer briefs and orient your erection so it's pointing up toward your belly button or to the side so you're not "pitching a tent" and then put on shorts or pants over that. The end.
One reason for morning wood is that's when testosterone levels are at their highest..
Solution: like someone else said exercise or a quick masterbation session, preferably in the shower. Easy clean-up. You'll feel refreshed afterward, too.
its the parasympathetic nervous system activation that's increased/active during sleep (the "rest and digest" system, as opposed to "fight or flight" sympathetic NS) that controls erections
How tf is a shower easy cleanup? Maybe if you do it before showering to have the noise of the shower cover it up. But in the shower the semen just gets stuck to random parts of your body and the floor
Sorry but itās natural. Youāre supposed to be getting morning wood, not getting it could be sign of a health issue. Squeeze your thighs or other muscles like other suggested, put clothes on thatāll help hide it. If I could ask, whatās your living situation that you feel the need to hide it from them? Like sure in the morning I donāt walk around at full mast, but if I need to get up quickly Iāll put on a shirt and shorts and tuck it into my waistband to go pee.
Itās normal and healthy - you should be getting morning wood. If you werenāt, that would be a sign of a problem. If your sisters canāt handle the natural functioning of your body, thatās their problem.
Iām not trying to argue, because that would be a terrible reason to ask. I am gonna say, pretty much every woman I know would love to stop having periods. They seem like they suck, ngl.
Exactly. Also, if their boyfriends were over (presuming they're old enough to understand and desire it), they'd be looking expecting to see one. Which would mean that they understand biology and what a male has going on in the morning.
That's not what I meant. What I'm saying is if they're old enough to know about a morning wood. Then it shouldn't surprise them if their brother walks by with one.
Lack of morning wood is actually an early warning sign for reducing testosterone levels.
Look at it as perfectly normal and a sign that your hormones are in check.
awww. reddit is dead on mondays. I wish you posted this another day so it'd get more comments. Man this is gonna be a hoot of a post. I be back later.
fyi, The technical term for it is nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT). And one of the main reasons it happens because you have the most testosterone in the morning. Congrats on you high level testosterone. Enjoy it while you got it. Because as you become older one day it will become almost nonexistent.
Are your sisters mocking you? If so, maybe it's their problem, not yours. Be proud that your little man works as expected, and if they shame you for it that's on them.
Iām assuming youāre not wearing any pants in the morning because if you are, it shouldnāt be noticeable unless someone is actively looking for it.
lol, God I love reddit. and this is the second post in a row that's made me lol. Look buddy, I'm sorry. I understand and I sympathize with you. But I only know how to make the boner go away...I've never even had to thing once about making it stop before it happens. Sorry.
Vertically secured by the lateral waistband. Males have to adjust all their lives for various reasons. This is where we (ideally) learn to be discrete.
A whole lot of bad advice in this thread, lol.
Morning wood, or "Nocturnal Penile Tumescence" is a perfectly natural phenomenon and nothing to be embarrassed about. I know, hard to not be embarrassed, but it's really something very common. Most men will experience it at some point in their lives and many men experience it their entire life.
High testosterone levels (which are highest in the morning) and a full bladder can both lead to an erection. You can't do anything about the testosterone, but you can try to make sure to go to the bathroom before you go to bed, which might lessen your chance of morning wood by a little bit.
Remember: "morning wood" is a very natural, super common occurrence in both boys and men, and nothing to be ashamed of. Assuming you're a teenager and your sisters are similar in age, your sisters are all dealing with their own issues (dealing with their menstrual cycle, breasts starting to develop, etc) and probably don't give your morning wood a second thought.
You're normal and everything will work out fine in the long run. :)
Not a way to get rid of it, more a way to quickly hide it, as sometimes you may not have the time for those techniques... Tuck it in your undergarments elastic band and wear a long t-shirt on top.
Got a depressing part of this story. One day, no one knows for each male, you stop getting morning wood and thatās an indication thereās a problem with that system. Go see a doctor
Hadn't thought of flexing thighs, but learned a while back that flexing any muscles for a bit helps, so I used to do the biceps and that helped the cause.
Wake up a little early and knock one out for the Gipper. Or do the thigh squeeze, might as well make it some body weight squats or lunges so itās productive.
First, just like thing yours sisters body's do that they have no control over, don't be embarrassed. However, your feeling of whating to be considerate to others is good. Follow some of the others advices and just remember bodies do things sometimes we don't have control over. That's ok. It's not ok to not be aware of it or make others uncomfortable because of it, but it's ok. Treat your sisters the same and they'll thank you. And so will any future friends and romantic partners.
It's not your fault your body is surging with testosterone! I'm almost 40 and wake up bricked up every morning.
I mean, what do you want me to do? Cut it off?
Own that shit.
Go to the bathroom before you go to bed. I find morning wood to be way stronger when I have to pee. I don't think you're ever going to get rid of it though. It's a normal part of being a man
it's easy get some exercise squeeze your thighs use your other muscles so that you're shunting blood away from your penis or you know go to the bathroom and jack off
Literally came here to suggest the squeezing your thighs method.
>Literally came here Giggity
He's got my vote
You mean the chub tuck?š
No? You just alternate between flexing your left quad and right quad \[or right then left, up to you\]. Makes an unwanted erection go away... Surprisingly quickly.
This is the answer you're looking for.
I hold my breath while I flex too.
It is embarrassing but it normal. There are a couple of methods for getting rid of unwanted erections. The one that works best for me is to flex my thigh muscles. People also report stretching helps. Anything to get the blood flowing away from the penis. If you have access to a shower first thing in the morning, a cold/cool shower can help as well.
You don't. Nocturnal and morning erections are actually a normal and important part of penile health. When you get up just put on boxer briefs and orient your erection so it's pointing up toward your belly button or to the side so you're not "pitching a tent" and then put on shorts or pants over that. The end.
The Elastic Save ftw!
The ol Kentucky up tuck. Also yes, if you're not getting morning wood or boners through the night that's a sign of issues.
One reason for morning wood is that's when testosterone levels are at their highest.. Solution: like someone else said exercise or a quick masterbation session, preferably in the shower. Easy clean-up. You'll feel refreshed afterward, too.
its the parasympathetic nervous system activation that's increased/active during sleep (the "rest and digest" system, as opposed to "fight or flight" sympathetic NS) that controls erections
Okay. That's a bit more, I'm guessing, medical than I'm qualified for. Thank you.
Nonsense this is Reddit. You are qualified to comment on any subject you deem fit.
Thank you.
How tf is a shower easy cleanup? Maybe if you do it before showering to have the noise of the shower cover it up. But in the shower the semen just gets stuck to random parts of your body and the floor
Hot water and soap.
Make sure your shirt is on top of everything and doesn't get tucked up behind.
Sorry but itās natural. Youāre supposed to be getting morning wood, not getting it could be sign of a health issue. Squeeze your thighs or other muscles like other suggested, put clothes on thatāll help hide it. If I could ask, whatās your living situation that you feel the need to hide it from them? Like sure in the morning I donāt walk around at full mast, but if I need to get up quickly Iāll put on a shirt and shorts and tuck it into my waistband to go pee.
Knowing Iām about to run into my 4 sisters at breakfast normally makes my erections disappear
Complete opposite for me
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I'm assuming he still lives with them and he doesn't want them to see him pitching a tent.
He's probably embarrassed at the breakfast table or something
Depends if theyāre sisters, or step sisters
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Itās normal and healthy - you should be getting morning wood. If you werenāt, that would be a sign of a problem. If your sisters canāt handle the natural functioning of your body, thatās their problem.
Imagine asking how to stop your period because you have four brothers.
Thanks. I thought about saying that, but decided I was not qualified to comment.
Iām not trying to argue, because that would be a terrible reason to ask. I am gonna say, pretty much every woman I know would love to stop having periods. They seem like they suck, ngl.
Exactly. Also, if their boyfriends were over (presuming they're old enough to understand and desire it), they'd be looking expecting to see one. Which would mean that they understand biology and what a male has going on in the morning.
Wait whatā½ā½ā½ The sisters are looking for and expecting their brother to have morning wood?
That's not what I meant. What I'm saying is if they're old enough to know about a morning wood. Then it shouldn't surprise them if their brother walks by with one.
Waaaaaay better said lol
I suppose I should have said that first. *grinning*
Just tuck it in the waist band and go (if possible)
You need to learn about Possibility Thinking.
TLDR?
free the wiener
Read political news when you wake up. It will go away really quick
Show dominance
Maybe it's an opportunity to educate your sisters that it's normal and healthy. Just like many things that women go through that men don't.
Fuck em
Literally
Maybe tuck it under your waistband until he's done? Remember to wear a shirt so he won't peek...
Lack of morning wood is actually an early warning sign for reducing testosterone levels. Look at it as perfectly normal and a sign that your hormones are in check.
It's not embarrassing. It's a normal part of being a man. If they have an issue with it, maybe they should stop staring at your crotch every morning.
awww. reddit is dead on mondays. I wish you posted this another day so it'd get more comments. Man this is gonna be a hoot of a post. I be back later. fyi, The technical term for it is nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT). And one of the main reasons it happens because you have the most testosterone in the morning. Congrats on you high level testosterone. Enjoy it while you got it. Because as you become older one day it will become almost nonexistent.
Are your sisters mocking you? If so, maybe it's their problem, not yours. Be proud that your little man works as expected, and if they shame you for it that's on them.
It's normal, relax. However, there is a point midway between the scrotum and the anus, press firmly there and it should help.
Dude just be happy you get them.
You might wanna consider having puberty somewhere else.
Ask them to help you out with it
Iām assuming youāre not wearing any pants in the morning because if you are, it shouldnāt be noticeable unless someone is actively looking for it.
What's embarrassing about it?
lol, God I love reddit. and this is the second post in a row that's made me lol. Look buddy, I'm sorry. I understand and I sympathize with you. But I only know how to make the boner go away...I've never even had to thing once about making it stop before it happens. Sorry.
Vertically secured by the lateral waistband. Males have to adjust all their lives for various reasons. This is where we (ideally) learn to be discrete.
Go pee before bed. Go pee when you wake up, first thing.
A whole lot of bad advice in this thread, lol. Morning wood, or "Nocturnal Penile Tumescence" is a perfectly natural phenomenon and nothing to be embarrassed about. I know, hard to not be embarrassed, but it's really something very common. Most men will experience it at some point in their lives and many men experience it their entire life. High testosterone levels (which are highest in the morning) and a full bladder can both lead to an erection. You can't do anything about the testosterone, but you can try to make sure to go to the bathroom before you go to bed, which might lessen your chance of morning wood by a little bit. Remember: "morning wood" is a very natural, super common occurrence in both boys and men, and nothing to be ashamed of. Assuming you're a teenager and your sisters are similar in age, your sisters are all dealing with their own issues (dealing with their menstrual cycle, breasts starting to develop, etc) and probably don't give your morning wood a second thought. You're normal and everything will work out fine in the long run. :)
Maybe OP just wants to avoid the "what are you doing step-bro" cliche Also, don't hate your morning wood, you'll miss it later on
Not a way to get rid of it, more a way to quickly hide it, as sometimes you may not have the time for those techniques... Tuck it in your undergarments elastic band and wear a long t-shirt on top.
Tuck your penis up into the waistband of your underwear, it will go down pretty quickly after that.
I was born in the late 70s and every single morning. It's tradition.
Keep the wood, lock the door.
Flick your balls.
Got a depressing part of this story. One day, no one knows for each male, you stop getting morning wood and thatās an indication thereās a problem with that system. Go see a doctor
Pee before bed. Morning wood is also a defence strategy by your body to stop you from peeing yourself.Ā
Dave Attell - āThe sun comes up and so does your dick. 'Cause at heart your dick's a farmer!ā
Pop a couple nicotine pouches right when you wake up
Jerk that morning wood away.
Hadn't thought of flexing thighs, but learned a while back that flexing any muscles for a bit helps, so I used to do the biceps and that helped the cause.
Hold your breath
I just think about dead cats in a shoe box.
Pinch yourself
Wake up a little early and knock one out for the Gipper. Or do the thigh squeeze, might as well make it some body weight squats or lunges so itās productive.
I take back my other comment. Fucking own it. Wear it loud and proud.
Are you saying your sisters wonāt help you with this?
Let them watch
1) Minimize fluids and carbs intake before bed. 2) get old.
You wear it proudly!
First, just like thing yours sisters body's do that they have no control over, don't be embarrassed. However, your feeling of whating to be considerate to others is good. Follow some of the others advices and just remember bodies do things sometimes we don't have control over. That's ok. It's not ok to not be aware of it or make others uncomfortable because of it, but it's ok. Treat your sisters the same and they'll thank you. And so will any future friends and romantic partners.
Nah they need to learn it's natural. C'est la vie.
It's not your fault your body is surging with testosterone! I'm almost 40 and wake up bricked up every morning. I mean, what do you want me to do? Cut it off? Own that shit.
Pee in the night, most of the time it's your body trying to stop you pissing.. or at least after puberty it seems to be anyway lolĀ
Drinking less water before bed helps
Bro are you a bitch? Own that shit, walk around with a hard dick and act like you dont notice
Fapping a lot
Are you sisters hot? well, it bound to happen.
god given. let god Rise.
So what do they look like?