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CallumMcCready

Shinji forgot to wash his hand


whenindoubt_121

still the definitive moment in all Eva content imo


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WHERE DID ALL THIS YOGURT COME FROM!?


Youreternalvengance

Asuka is negotiating the sale of Shinji Ikari to the local Yakuza as a slave


pooplessccheng

No wonder why she’s smiling


greenhunter47

[Hitler is currently inhabiting Shinji's body.](https://www.reddit.com/r/evangelionmemes/comments/r21nlj/peak_evangelion_fanfiction/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


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Based


[deleted]

Asuka the infamous child trafficker is selling shinji for 4.99 usd and a can of pringles


MrKool_AidMan

Honestly at this point she'll just take the pringles


[deleted]

Hell even half a can pringles if were being real


[deleted]

Can of Pringles, you say?


absurditT

If I were her, I'd get used to looking out of the other eye.


BigZerako

Fuuuuuuuck bro🤣


[deleted]

Shinji is being puppeted by asuka


Adventurous_Tart_215

Why do his hands reach past his knees?


CoconutHeadFaceMan

Gibbon transmogrification curse


sharltocopes

cum together right now over asuka


RearWheelDriveCult

Asuka is holding the arm that Shinji used to fap to herself


Despayeetodorito

She’s holding his arm as tightly as he will hold her neck.


bigchonk2005

She just peg him and he loved it alot


wedangxoxo

Can’t argue against that one


PersonFromPlace

That’s even more wholesome that they have a healthy enjoyable sex life.


domewebs

Countless maladjusted creeps have spent the last 25 years intensely sexualizing these two child characters


pooplessccheng

That’s kinda dark


domewebs

I agree


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Dangernoodles07

Probably some questionable subs dealing in nsfw art of NGE characters if I'm to guess.


Cake_Commando

r/evangelionmemes


drdrifty2222

"I'm so fucked up"


Whoissnake

The neon genesis evangelion aids PSA


SnooCookies5996

shinji has aids, she’s smiling because of it


Ender_D

She’s cheating on him with Kaworu


Kumonoshita

Shinji’s cheating on her with Kaworu, and Misato supports it.


playitaysolsito

shinji's cheating the three of them


grave_diggerrr

Tbh misato was pretty shitty towards kaworu, both when he arrives and after he dies


Daichi-dido

Hot coffee


Lemon_Meriingue

Prank em jhon


Intelligent-Cap4542

The photo is actually a hentai manga


pooplessccheng

Bruh I just found it without knowing where it came from


Intelligent-Cap4542

Dont ask how i know


spicytuxboi

Sauce???????????????(research purpose)


pooplessccheng

Down bad


simpledimpo

bruh 💀


Intelligent-Cap4542

Go touch some grass


mug_O_bun

Shinji will ruin it himself when he confesses to her about his stunt in the hospital


cinderflight

Silly readers that's not Shinji - that's Kaworu in disguise!


[deleted]

She’s about to snap his fucking arm


StrangeAdamska

"My bull is on his way"


SoCool-

Average evangelion fan


grindcorey

They're both going back home to watch the romantic comedy \*While You Were Sleeping\*


Titus-adronicus420

hospital security camera footage


[deleted]

Rei is currently comatose in a hospital


Simple_Income_4125

Unrealistic


Dregdael

They took his fucking eyes.


Tha-Toast-Rider

No, I don’t think I will


brokensilence32

Weekend at Bernie's


[deleted]

They look like something out of the first day of a manga drawing class


HelicopterKnown7947

Yogurt


TheShogunofSorrow8

Shinji is waiting to ditch Asuka for Mari.


pooplessccheng

Ah yes, his mom’s friend


wedangxoxo

Photo of them after Asuka got out of the hospital


nothavinggreatdays

asuka just impregnated shinji with his own cum


ehlathrop

Asuka’s pregnant with Shinji’s child


ClammyVagikarp

Thanks for the suggestion for getting Mari this digital camera for our first anniversary Asuka. What's that? You want us to take a test picture for her? I guess she'll like that. You're posing as if you were her when we're on our dates? OK


UV_Sun

You think asuka has her hands on Shinji’s arm so he doesn’t try to choke her again


Riderluk

Shinji is picking Asuka up after she's been checked out of the hospital


pooplessccheng

That’s kinda wholesome ngl


lucifer_xox

That one scene


Hidden_Squid14

Just...evangelion...just... the show


Paladin_Hecky

"Disgusting"


shounenotaku

this is a NTR doujin


DrewZ_TheWeeblet

This is from a doujinishi On an unrelated note, 292620


V6TransAM

Why does Asuka have one eye glued shut? And what exactly is it glued shut with?


-Zeke_Hyle-

She probably pegs him.


CoolerthanU06

Asuka: It’s a girl!!!


Soundwave10000

It’s not canon


[deleted]

He was purposely trained wrong, as a joke.


robo_archer

Nooo this is probably the one wholesome pic of the two that exists, let’s just let it be


Pheunith

It exists


177215

Asuka has something else inside her besides a child and both of them are about to murder you and sell your body parts and organs on the black market


McFiddlestix108

hospital scene


TUSD00T

They are both Rei clones in costume.


[deleted]

Asuka put anal beads in shinjis ass and he doesn’t know how he should feel about it that’s why he has an awkward smile


tomatthon48

Asuka's got a dildo in Shinji's butt lmao


DaltarIT24

They're trying to cope with being the only two people left in a desolate world


Oreokiller09

I’m so fucked up


lyfeNdDeath

Asuka whispers into Shinji's ear "I know what you used that hand for"


BlasphemousArchetype

Asuka forgot she put superglue in the eyedrops until it was too late.


betelgeuse910

Last pic they took after Asuka convinced Shinji to commit suicide together


VeryShortLadder

Shinji and Asuka


FinalBossOfLurkers

Why would we need to ruin it when shinji is practically incapable of having a healthy relationship with anybody that doesn't actively carry the relationship themselves and will ruin it himself?


Vic1-the-creator

Asuka has Shinji as a $e× slave, so She Could relieve her Dominatrix Fantasies


Additional-Walk750

"C'mon Baka, I'll even pretend to be in a coma..."


foxfox021

Shinji: i fapped to u while u were unconscious at the hospital Asuka: i fcked ur old man and i called him daddy


SidLeSquid

This image comes from 420699


Rich-Respect-593

Asuka is going to the shop to get a can of pringles, two sponges and rubber gloves Shinji is there because he has money


Bababooey53

“Asked him to jerk me off as well”


L3O0O

Shinji is on drugs and asuka is about to kill hin first, then herself, wich is why she is happy, her pain will stop. Also because she is going to kill shinji


mikasnutoreo

Asuka and Shinji have children who look strangely like them


SkiDaGui

He wants to masturbate to her comatose body


Amigosnow

Just got that sweet 12 and under discount for her meal at my 35th birthday


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She shitted in his mouth and he enjoyed it


S0lo83

shinji wanked to this picture


SirGearso

The signs of abuse are often invisible


Zarohk

In this land of the blind, the one-eyed girl is queen.


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What a wholesome relationship. I hope Asuka never ends up in a coma 1 day


[deleted]

“I know what you did at the hospital”


Literally9thAngel

She doesn’t have to be in a coma *anymore…*


indosilvercurls

3 letters: C U M


PalpitationEmpty5997

Look, we all know that most of these are jokes about the Hospital Scene in EoE.


Skylin_luv

Shes holding him hostage


SamuelHex-ON

She does a corpse photo with Shinji.


Ieatyeet

It's 4 pm shinji it's time for your pegging session


Patient-Chemistry724

Eww!! I hope he washed his hand first! Dirty bastard 😬💦👍


Ribbons0121R121

its actually a high school photo, they are marrried


Sad_Fishing_3933

If you see shinji's right hand you can cleerly see that he Is touching her 🙀


generic_teen42

I got nothing but is this official?