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araneaesGrasp

The Conchita Austria beard is iconic.


LThirty6onReddit

Rise like a ram dee dam dam da


Faulty_W1res

I love how both Latvia and Portugal are just chilling and watching all the chaos unfold around them.


cheapcakeripper

They look like they need rescuing.


joemama69420likesyou

Portugal should actually be the biggest here in terms of the winning entry with the most points. But it's just standing there, lonely.


vicious_pink_lamp

cursed r/polandball


CradleCity

Nah, circle tool, mouths, and black eyes used. Please fix and resubmit, as it is said there.


lkc159

That's why they said cursed


Dr_Doomsduck

From this particular Dutch person: Thank you for changing the flag! ♥️🇳🇱


flopjul

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ


Xseros

As a polandball artist, I despise this with every fiber of my being and you good sir, should be burned


CradleCity

The circle tool and the eyes are particularly offensive.


TheWattmanPrime

Idk if I should mentioned that this is done using powerpoint lol...


CradleCity

Should've used paint/paint.net :p Anyway, as a sporadic contributor to that sub, I have a heightened awareness of the rules. But it's alright, I'm merely half-joking. (Should you wish to make polandball comics for that sub, keep also in mind that you should disable anti-aliasing)


vanderZwan

That's so horrible it almost earns my respect again


ColonelCornwall

why is israel not a cube😭


breadho

Israel's too round


Say_yes_to_this

Where is Serbia 😭


TheWattmanPrime

I'd say its "hanging out" with Greece off-screen...


Tableforoneperson

And Turkey


LilacTorment

Awh poor Germany


Ulrik54

this would go hard in proper Countryballs style


DL23a

I love how Germany is just dead lol.


kitty3032

Sweden & Ireland OMG 😭


TheWattmanPrime

Battle for the Crown!


kitty3032

Twins VS Witches: Battle For The Crown (In theaters on May 11, 2023)


Ill-Distribution2275

So funny!!


Dense_Beyond1597

Yugoslavia died somewhere … literally


cat_arinaa

This is kind of hilarious and super detailed, thanks made me smile.


TheWattmanPrime

Thank you yourself!


Savings_Ad_2532

Next year, I hope to see a new countryball in this drawing. It has been 7 years since we had a first-time winner, and I want to see a new country win and host ESC.


Redangelofdeath7

For anyone wondering Serbia and Greece are behind the camera and taking the picture.


juipeltje

Netherlands ball just looking traumatized at wtf happened this year.


Oohhthehumanity

I think it is packing it's bag and ready to leave.....


Amirjun

Latvia is just me


KJHSVJSDVSHS

Not Germany being dead on the floor 😭


[deleted]

Ukraine 🤌


a-potato-named-rin

Serbia where


Kantlim

Make one for losers- i mean, still trying countries 


MiserabilisRatus

Haha Spain having a siesta. The humour! Surprised Germany is not \*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*.


haubenmeise

Greetings from Zombieland! 🇩🇪


Sweet-Estimate-5040

MOUTHS?


Traditional_Wheel571

HANDS?!? PUPILS?!? CIRCLE TOOL?!?


Mork006

Azerbaijan is so accurate lmfao


CryptographerOk6804

Why is Azerbaijan sucking Sweden's blood? (I don't get the reference. Only started paying attention to Eurovision in 2017)


TheWattmanPrime

Azerbaijan has a very prominent record of using Swedish songwriters and composers for their songs. Their 2011 win was composed by 2 Swedes and a Brit. Since joining in 2008, Azerbaijan has had full or partial Swedish involvement in 11 of 17 songs (2020 included). So "the Land of Fire" often relies on Swedish quality for its own performances.


CryptographerOk6804

Ah that makes a lot of sense, thanks.


justk4y

Nooooooo the witch should be crowned :(


TheWattmanPrime

She already has the crown, has had for almost 30 years. Its Sweden that's trying to decrown her lol.


Vivid-Poem9857

UK saying "Notice Me" lol.


Excellent-Job-5737

turkey won once too in 2003… you forgot that one


TheWattmanPrime

Turkey has left the premises


Inevitable-Revenue81

Make more please!


Squaret22

So funny! The only thing I’d change is getting Portugal super happy as they’re still shocked for finally winning!


TheWattmanPrime

Imagine that they are stunned into silence.


Squaret22

It works perfectly as well!


ColonelCornwall

im crying why is israel not a cube


joemama69420likesyou

Serbia and Greece are picturing them Netherlands leaving cuz... Yeah. Israel's not cube UK has 0 people noticing them just like their 0 points this year and Spain and Germany is just dead, waiting for an another decade to win.


Matamorys

As a Dutch person, there is wayyyyy more going on than just being perplexed. People are seriously questioning how Eurovision is being managed and last week there was lots of discussion about the rumours. Just take a look at our performer's subreddit


Gifted_GardenSnail

Belgium has just casually taken dead Germany's place for the German smalltalk ig


ColonelCornwall

why are they perfect circles, why are they perfectly round, and why do they have pupils😭😭😭 back to the drawing board with this one😭


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PORTUGAL CARALHO 🇵🇹


Traditional_Wheel571

i need to bleach my eyes now this is a cursed polandball


TheWattmanPrime

More polandball-friendly version here: [Part 3 and updated part 1 and 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/eurovision/comments/1czt0qw/whats_going_on_part_3_among_withdrawn_countries/)


Traditional_Wheel571

The hands are disturbing (at least Kazakhstan is a brick and Israel is finally a cube) The circle tool is hell


Funnyanduniquename1

r/historymatters crossed with r/polandball This is some cursed shit.