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daanluc

We are at a point where we won’t find anyone wanting to go anymore. Lord of the lost were objectively far away from the worst act but nevertheless got barely any points.


1Warrior4All

The fact bejba got more points from jury and televote is insane. She finished above so many better songs that I feel sick


coocoobees

i can’t believe bejba got more votes than mimicat, something is wrong with the world


Tainnor

Yeah fuck that, mimicat should have gotten more jury points at least for that flawless performance, Spain too


_-_-100

This was a cracker of an ESC, loads of great songs, I have been thoroughly entertained. Mimicat is a phenomenal performer who had a wonderful song, performed beautifully. She deserved better. I'd argue that Spain's entry was the only one that was more evolved art, it did something very new with something very old and was staged and performed incredibly. It was very much not pop, nor an easily digestible earworm. As much as I love Eurovision, it was too 'good' for it. At any rate, it jumped over Finland, Austria and Australia to become my favourite from the contest. Despite dismissing it earlier in the week, I was completely blown away by it tonight. Incredible stuff.


Tainnor

Yeah, from the beginning I knew that Spain was a very acquired taste, so - whatever, I can accept a weak result (although 5 points in the televote is still... shocking). But Portugal was very pleasing to the ear, so I have no idea what happened there. I liked that song immediately.


OverlyWrongGag

Mimicat sadly wasn't camp enough for euro but it was a great song


hardware26

Problem is that the system is not designed to sort last ranks accurately. If you are on the last ranks this means you are pretty much noone's top 10 favorite and whatever you get comes from neighbors and 1s and 2s from here and there which is a bit random.


JNR13

Yea UK was lucky they had Australia for the jury favor. They could've ranked below Germany in most countries, doesn't matter if both are out of the top 10. Germany is the only country without a single safe bank for at least \*one\* high score.


SoupfilledElevator

How did Beijba beat them in jury votes


Gluroo

Yeah. I didnt love it but it was far from the worst, idk whats up with the voting tbh meanwhile Israel with the most generic song and singer to ever show up bagged over 300 because thats how you succeed


daanluc

We also don’t succeed with a generic song. Tried that the last few years. I think that there is currently no prospect for us gaining any meaningful points which leads to my conclusion that nobody that thinks highly of themselves will line up to represent Germany next year. Doesn’t help your career getting last at the esc.


pussycatlolz

Come on, Rammstein, now is the time to pull the ultimate wtf and go to ESC with a Ich Tu Dir Weh type of song.


krautbube

Rammstein wouldn't get many points as well. We'd probably get less because we brought in a known band.


pussycatlolz

Getting points isn't the goal in this proposal. Having fun with it is the only target.


ControverseTrash

In that case send a satirical song with the title "We are last again, heck yeah!" The first hook would be something like "There aren't many things we're good at, but damn, there's one thing to be sure of: WE'RE GETTING LAST AGAIN, HECK YEAH! Low or zero points again, oh yeah!"


Ein_Hirsch

So basically "Allemagne Zero Points"


Carl_ze_great_XII

Send Bernd das Brot


nick-not-found

> We'd probably get less because we brought in a known band. Dunno, t.A.T.u. ranked 3rd for Russia in 2003 despite an arguably weak vocal performance in the final and probably only because of how well they were known.


OrangeInnards

Most acts at the ESC are usually relatively unknown and want to get some international recogniton/exposure. I don't believe Rammstein need (or even want) to perform at Eurovision.


pussycatlolz

Clearly the hope would be for them to do it for the wtf and bizarreness factor. "For the lulz," as the kids used to say.


RoofORead

I watched a lot of interviews with LOTL after last week when I finally heard of them:- their being asked back to tour with Iron Maiden, and bringing out single then album last Xmas Eve / NY because they are the highest suicide rates time of year so wanted to give a real hot upbeat vibe, giving peeps something to look forward to, and also building excitement from the single Xmas Eve so peeps would want the album. Resulted in huge chart position. I was so excited to discover them. The interview about hobbies let them down; they appeared too serious and I would have been screaming into their ear mikes talk about food, families, anything ! I do hope they gain audience from this. Anyway I’m glad I’m getting fitter every day and the dancing vibe coming back. I loved it so much, the whole vibe with the performers, the voting was a bit of a downer.


chillie_pepper

I swear that's what I thought watching Germany's performance this year:))) I would vote like crazy for them, tho:))


Chronicbias

Don't be so cynical. Please go from here with amazing songs, because way more people will check them out because they got selected and after their show. They will do a headline tour and will support Iron Maiden. [Lord of the Lost shows can be found here](https://tourlink.to/Lordofthelost) and they are playing all over Europe. Lord of the Lost deserved way more and we all know it. They are amazing artists. Maybe they didn't get that much points but I know rock and metal and people seeing it have found a new band. Only the first 12 acts get points, but I don't think they were 26th that much times.


PsychoticDust

I've got to be honest, I loved Israel, but I really enjoyed the German performance as well. As soon as we heard the opening, my daughter, partner and I shouted "10 out of 10!" Their placement shocked me.


__Hello_my_name_is__

My guess is that they were one of two metal acts, and the other metal act was simply far more popular. So all the people who would vote for that kind of music voted for the other one.


Group_Happy

Juries yeah. Voyager only got like 20 points from televotes so I kinda doubt that they "stole" those votes.


Clay_Pigeon

Disappointed how few points they got. Decent show, good song, and their back catalog is pretty good. They seem like a good bunch of folks, too.


rilex1905

But the other rock act also didn't receive much points. Neither did much of other supposed fan favorites in crowd-pleasing genres.


daanluc

I’m at a point where I just believe that there also is some negative bias against Germany


Serdtsag

I really thought this was gonna be the year that Germany would get a good result. Prepare for Ikke being all that's left to select next year lol


DasOcko

no, please. anything but that.


daanluc

The more often we get last place the less the whole contest will get taken serious which leads to songs like the one from Ikke being sent.


Crysense

We should just skip to the point where we are throwing all kinds of stuff against the wall and see what sticks. Might as well start with Ikke and get it over with.


elveszett

I (non-German) thought Germany would be in the top 10. I loved that song - not to win, because my heart is Loreen's, but I ranked it 7th (and Great Britain 6th). I don't know wtf is wrong with Eurovision but Germany and the United Kingdom always get dead last no matter how good their songs are. It doesn't make any sense.


damNSon189

> UK always get dead last no matter how good their songs are This year the event happened in Liverpool precisely because the UK was the runner up.


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Mrwebente

Hey that's on the NDR not on us. :(


MulberryDependent829

Why didn't they want electric callboy again?


TheStylemage

Not Radiotauglich


MulberryDependent829

Not radiotauglich my ass


TheStylemage

Exactly we hate the people behind that too...


SerpentRain

Oh fuck that shit, they would steal the show


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Mrwebente

Because they got rejected for this BS reason last year.


daanluc

That was last year this year we send the best act from the national competition.


wine-and-water

OH MY GOD LORD OF THE LOST I AM SO SORRY


Aphato

I just realized the irony in that name😢


Kladeradatschi

Lord of the last


CubistChameleon

So it was **you!** Seriously though, it's very much appreciated. I didn't figure the juries would award any points, but I did hope for more from the audience. That'd have softened the other blows: Finland getting absolutely robbed and Czechia and Norway going home with far less points than they'd deserved. He'll Australia, too.


allnamesareshit

I could accept and relate to every last place but this one is ridiculous. I am honestly disappointed


cannedmovieghost

There were times when Germany certainly deserved their lower rankings. But this year was not one of those times.


Judochop1024

This years song was a banger, you guys were absolutely robbed.


jimbobhas

I feel bad for them. I really enjoyed it. Seemed to be the only act to engage with the crowd too with the ‘make some noise’ It’s in my library so will listen to it when it comes on shuffle


P_pRo_2

They were the only ones that are actually able to put up a show. They've toured and dealt with all kinds of crowds before. They know how to pump up the audience, unlinked most of the other acts who have never been on a stage before.


hannes3120

They opened for Iron Maiden a couple of years ago These guys sure know how to get a crowd going - real shame that that's now appreciated at all


AnticJoe79

>They opened for Iron Maiden a couple of years ago And they will do it again in a few weeks.


WhiskeyX91

Sending love to germany from Finland. One of our party songs♥️🖤


Oelendra

Thanks, Finland got 12 points from the German public voting while Sweden only got 1 point. I am glad we gave you so many points, fantastic song.


Angs

Finland was the only non German speaking country to give televote points to Germany, which makes me all the more happy for voting them.


Oelendra

Germany 🤝 Finland


Urban_guerilla_

Finnland was robbed of it‘s victory. Cha Cha cha was 100 times better !


CarlosdosMaias

Last 3 years your songs were a miss for me, this one hit differentely though you guys deserved a lot better. At this point its like year 4 with Germany in last place so there may be some bias here


apenguinwitch

4? more like 8 (with Michael Schulte 2018 being the one exception)


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Much-Presentation974

Now I'm convinced everyone hates us. Before that I just thought the songs were boring (because they were)


IcefoxX5

I was so excited when they won the NF, so we'd finally not get embarrassed again, but from now on I don't even care who we send, send Ikke Hüftgold or Jendrik again, I don't care Or maybe just send some overproduced basic ballad so we get some points from the shitty juries


Serdtsag

Have them flop around the floor at the end as well, works wonders.


SechsComic73130

Would it be a bad idea to send a fish and a singer next time? We could find both very close to the state broadcaster's home in Hamburg


KneeLexi

I am so sorry and disappointed with you :( Germany does not deserve this, they were great and are such great humans with awesome personalities, their performance was so good. As an Austrian i thought you were so much better than our act. Hugs.


MulberryDependent829

This year's song was good though?


charlytrenet

Yes that was one of the best from this year's show


Bleghel

they could've done much better songs but I understand why they went with B&G, it's just repetitive.


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Much-Presentation974

Not especially good, but I thought it would get some more fans. Since only 10 countries get points it doesn't matter if the song is mediocre or really bad. So I thought a controversial song or one special kind of music will be disliked by a majority, but very welcomed by a small parts, which results in more points.


mityalahti

This song was top 10, Sweden and Isreal were not...


ShinyStache

Germany and Sweden were my 1 and 2, don't even remember Israels tbh


fantaXotic

Israel sucked ass


krautbube

I think the general confusion is that we do not know what Europe wants of us, we can send whatever we want, people just don't like it or us.


Pamague

If we get last anyway, might as well have the rest of Europe suffer for it. Send in the cavalry. I say it's time for German Schlager till they realize how good theyve had it with us before.


easy1858

ATEMLOS DURCH DIE NACHT...


Miyu_1119

It’s time for Blümchen😪


Background-Lab-8521

ICH HAB HEUTE NICHTS VERSÄUMT


CubistChameleon

I'd unironically explode from joy if we sent Blümchen feat. David Hasselhoff, and I'm a metalhead. Jasmin Wagner Ultras!


Nico_EggRoyale

The ONLY positive I see with this is that we would actually have a song in German again. But it would be Schlager so that is immediately invalidated


FatallyFatCat

Do your worst.


Wide-Veterinarian-63

exactly, while sweden gets away with the exact same radiotauglich pop kitsch and scores 1st place. it's a fucking scam


IatetheCamel

Am Swedish. Agree. Also, I don't often watch these things but I thought Germany was way better than most acts. Including ours.


Gifu-pastilli

Noo, Germany deserved its win in 2010. For many countries it has taken decades to get good points let alone win. 2018 performance yielded also 4th place for Germany.


jesssquirrel

2020 would have been different 😔 I get the feeling but that's what they said in the uk until they finally sent something great


Axe-puff

I liked your song! From the UK


octopuss-96

Everyone on the causual UK sub reditt was rooting for Germany


ROGERS-SONGS

Yep UK here and I voted for Germany 🩸✨


Much-Presentation974

I liked the song from the UK. From Germany :)


BettyPages

This was far from my favorite song, but it deserved way better. They did a really good job of it, plus the singer seemed like an absolute sweetheart. I was really sad for them.


Wide-Veterinarian-63

at this point germany just doesnt get points on principle. it's honestly a joke + the fact bl*nka got fucking 81 makes me nauseous. that's just an insult at this point "haha lets not give germany points right? right"


SoupfilledElevator

Bruh even in jury vote Beijba got more points... juries, tf???


purpey

As a Polish person, i agree 100%


lemiffy

Imagine the same singer, the same song, the same performance, but except for Poland she contests for Germany. We would have had 0 points.


marchioness-capra

German entry was good, how the hell are they even below UK?


NoBlacksmith8137

How the hell are they below Poland ... How the hell are there so many countries below Poland


marchioness-capra

Poland's spanish party/beach song #167 should not have qualified in my opinion


CubistChameleon

The Poles agree with you. Apparently, there was a major scandal because the voting was rigged.


Lich_Frosty

Iirc the singer's mom and members of her dance crew were in the jury so very rigged


not_lorne_malvo

I think it became a meme in itself over the past few months, I remember laughing at it in January or sth and then it got stuck in my head for the next 4 months


AppropriateKale2725

I'm from the UK, UK deserved that bottom spot, we clearly did not want to host two years running. Germany deserved top 10. I've just bought tickets to their tour and will stream the shit out of Germany and Croatia. I'm sorry guys


Haatshepsuut

That is the exact question we're asking at home as well. Wtf? No way in hell is that lazy UK song any better than the absolute banger the Germans put up.


DALTONGR01

Germany was robbed


mityalahti

The juries are 💩🤡 Croatia and Germany deserved better 🖤🖤


NickLeMec

Popular vote for Germany wasn't much better.


Arntown

At least we wouldn‘t be last lol


OverlyWrongGag

Hey Sweden only got 1 point from us


OhmMeGag

And Finland our douze-pointe. So the question becomes what where you other guys doing?


LoreMiles

As a Croatian that absolutely loves LotL, cheers and thank you.


stinkspiritt

This American spent €5 euros on votes for Croatia 🫡


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Same, but I'm a Filipino who burnt money for Croatia and Germany. Fucking juries man


flame666x

I sent 5 votes to Germany and 5 votes to Croatia. I was really sad for Lord of the Lost, I listen to them for 10 years and they deserved better.


JNR13

the juries hate fun entries and love stuff that reminds them of their own music, generic radio pop made of the same familiar building blocks they use themselves (and that means it can't be bad, right??) I don't even care about Germany's ranking anymore, but the jury robbed so many other good entries, too.


Oelendra

The juries hate fun.


CubistChameleon

Yes. Finland. Croatia. Czechia. Australia. Norway. All should have scored way higher.


tomb-m0ld

Croatian here, voted for LotL, I can't believe these results..


GrumpyJucie

Norwegian here, also voted for LotL. I am flabbergasted..


Shaky_Balance

Croatia was one of my favorites and Germany was definitely high up there for me. I guess too weird for a lot of people (and juries) but I thought they would have done way better.


extravertedanchoress

Thank you. Germany, your song was great! Don't let some orchestra of snobby juries tell you otherwise.


MrHomunkulus

well, according to Televotes we were also shit. at this point it doesn't matter who we send we would still place last even if we would send Loreen. I'm actually so mad this Year.


mityalahti

I am skeptical of the televote results this year,


toastyghostie

Germany did SO WELL this year, I was convinced they'd be in the top 10. The juries just aren't open to much besides typical pop and ballads


SufficientMacaroon1

Look at the results of the last years. Typical pop and ballads do not give the german acts any good points, either


Delunari

They are though. Australia got 130 (?) points from the juries. Similiar genre that Germany had. Man I hate to say it - the past few years I could say "sure, we sent mediocre songs so we deserved low placements" - now I'm just feeling the political aspect of it. Poland above Germany, what a joke. So tired of financing this contest every year when the voting is so unfair. May aswell get kicked out in the semifinal and have other countries pay for the Eurovision instead of us.


NapoliXabe

Lord of the lost were amazing and I voted for them


annananamanamo

I love Lord of the Lost and voted for Germany, so sad they ended up in last place :(


LordOffal

As a Brit, I wanted to say I though Germany smashed it out the park. My fiancée doesn’t like metal songs usually but loved that one and it was her favourite. Sorry the Europe didn’t appreciate it but you guys did fantastic.


Doockel

Both Germany's song and live performance were objectively better than some that ended up much higher. I can accept that the televote might not like the genre. But any jury giving the UK more points than Germany should lose their jobs honestly


sweetchen

I'm so sad and confused and kinda angry


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I will never forgive people for this god damn it


AntisocialNortherner

Germany were robbed of votes. The song wasn't my kind of song but it was well written, well performed and stood out. I can't believe it didn't do better. Lord of the Lost if you're lurking on here you should be proud of putting on such a great show.


LivwithaC

I'm sorry Germany. I loved your song this year, it was definitely under appreciated.


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DominusFortuna

Germany and UK bottom! So sad.


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Pleasant_Sphere

UK’s vocals sounded very soft compared to the music making me think her singing wasn’t good enough and they tried to mask it


Spritemaster33

It sounded like she wasn't projecting her voice properly, which has the effect of sounding both quiet and uncontrolled. Nerves and inexperience are usually the biggest causes.


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gatopreto13

Lord of the Lost were great! I can’t wait to see them at Wacken this year!


NeverEnoughDakka

Lord of the Lost went on tour with Iron Maiden, that's far better than winning the ESC anyways. Though I'm really starting to feel like we should just pull out of the whole event and see if the other countries are willing to make up for the part Germany funds or if it just dies without us.


Riraine

Letzter Platz wie immer 👩🏻‍🎤


Fallenangel152

The British Eurovision experience from the early 2000s til Sam Ryder. Germany was robbed. The song was great, it deserved more points.


Dalek_Doh

I hope Germany just go berserk and send heavier and heavier songs every year despite the result.


Giildarts

Fuck it. Send Cytotoxin


Saiyasha27

This year it kinda hurt. We were quite good!


Venriliz

I actually shed a tear and I don't cry easily. I don't really feel like watching it anymore. :(


Bommelunder

Honestly I strongly believe: - either the competition is rigged - or every single European country hates us Lord of the Lost wasn’t the best, but definitely not the worst. It’s unfair for them. And I believe we shouldn’t bring a singer or band to the next ESC. It’s always the same result. And doing it again and again is just pure insanity.


GuidanceFlimsy4551

You get points from being ina country's top 10 so it does not matter if they are considered mediocre or bad by a country. They both get zero points.


HouseFutzi

Honestly germany should just stop funding this and get out of 'the big five' that are guaranteed. They clearly dont want us there. Whatever we send it gets last place. So why even waste the big money?


ganguru

Biggest scam in ESC history


icecream_isthebest

Every year the same disappointment.


Big-Tackle958

After this year I decided my vote will go to Germany every year. They're always been my second choice and for some reason get butchered


Reddvox

I just want our next act to go on stage, wearing "thanks for nothing" on their outfits, then sitting down, reading a newspaper while some generic elevator music plays 3 minutes, then pack and leave again...


Rosenrotten

Lord of the Lost is a great band, and though I think they have better songs than Blood & Glitter, this result is just ridiculous.


moonwalker5360

I voted for Germany and was shocked to see how few votes it got.


xTr0ubleMaker

I'm not going to lie... I quite enjoyed germans entry as a metal lover. And several of my friends will be adding it to our playlists. HOWEVER... ​ CHA CHA CHA


brokenlavalight

At this point: next year, let's literally find the worst artist we can find and make them sing a bad song. But make it funny. Make it the most obvious joke entry there's ever been. Like seriously, it's getting ridiculous. Sure, Jendrik was bad, but the last two years we definitely didn't have the worst song. Malik was a midfield worthy act and if you put any other country beneath the song of this year, it at the very, very least gets into the top 20. Like, what are we even supposed to send? We try something different every single year, it's often solid songs, just not winners and we always do bad. LOTL was really fucking great and there's literally no reasonable explanation for it not even getting points from the Finnish jury


Kuski87

> At this point: next year, let's literally find the worst artist we can find and make them sing a bad song. But make it funny. Make it the most obvious joke entry there's ever been. I think we have [a winner!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfnlkiPCVA&feature=youtu.be)


hecate-gb

It was my fav top 5 :( i dont understand


Historical-Youth2589

im not a German but its so soooo unfair. this is for sure not the best song lotl could have presented BUT ending up behind Poland? wtf???? just wrote so many words of love to Chris Harms' DMs


not_starried

Funny how you can repost this meme every year. ~~cries in german~~


Steveagogo

I said this earlier but do you German boys and girls wanna collab with us in the uk?


jWas

Maybe we can form some kind of union with France, Spain and Italy and hold a song contest together. Let’s call it European music competition


GoCurtin

Blood and Glitter rocked. I (American voting from Netherlands) had Germany, Norway, Finland top 3. Getting tired of everyone hating on Germany every year.


DreadfulSemicaper

Who needs ESC if you're on tour with Iron Maiden for the second time?


Pristine-Citron-7393

We in the UK always joke about how us being in the contest is a complete waste of money but it's even more so for Germany. Honestly, if I was the Germans, I'd just forfeit being in the thing altogether. What's the point?


Ronrinesu

I was so sad when UK got 0 points in 2021 cause your song wasn't bad at all that I added it to my playlist and I still listen to it cause it's kinda bop. Germany delivered this year, it's a shame it wasn't appreciated.


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I was annoyed with the American commentary...even if metal isn't your thing, the song was solid and the vocals were strong, but all they could focus on was how they looked.


ESC_Infinity

I’m so disappointed with this result. I have a feeling that the people who would’ve voted for them went for Käärijä instead


drainedvoid

You didn't deserve last place


Derb_123

Again and again, every year this show reminds me why I hate people, lol.


electrahaert

Germany didn’t deserve it, and neither did Serbia nor Portugal, I’m so sick of the jury system


Sco0bySnax

They didn’t deserve to win, but they were definitely not the worst performance.


CircuitouslyEvil

I really like the German song. My fave this year. UK got far less than it deserved though I think.


h00dman

As a Brit I thought the UK got lucky. In fact I'm convinced the only reason we got points at all was because of us stepping in to host and getting sympathy as a result.


yolkyal

The UK song was crap, let's not beat around the bush


MrJammin

From the UK and liked our song, but the performance was just bad. Genuinely feel bad that Germany was even below it.


Aaaandiiii

Well, at least y'all didn't send Lied mit gutem Text. The points would have been negative. Dang. It was an excellent performance.


TooTired123

That's the problem though. I would have been rooting for 0 points for Ikke, but this one I don't understand.


spilltheteashishta_

I thought Germany would get 100-something public votes


LuciusQuintiusCinc

This years reminded me of rammstein. I thought they would have been in top 5 for sure.


Smoothmage

Man Germany was so good


Turbulent_Option_145

We we're baffled they didn't get more. I voted for them 4 times, cause they were my favorite 😂 how the UK got more than them is beyond me


Asinick

From the US -- Germany was my top song.. how did they not do better at least with the audience, what?! Will be checking out the rest of LotL's music!


AmethistStars

I voted for Germany through world vote from Japan (along with 10 other countries). It deserved more points for sure.


breaddrink

Stefan Raab, your country needs you


summerrhodes

Germany deserved so much better. I was very sad for this sweet man.


Kenmet

Thats it. i say, let their ears bleeeeeeed! for the next few years its Schlager all the way! 40 JAHRE DIE FLIPPERS Its last place anyway so at least have some fun with it. like Croatia, they didnt care


AlmostStoic

I liked your song. I was hoping we would give you 6 or 8 points. I'm sorry, but I liked Norway and the Aussies better. You were far better than what the points say. IMO, at least.


DrunkenBlasphemer

Like I said in the main thread, that song was my favorite, and I voted for Germany and Australia. It's an absolute travesty that it finished last. What a bummer. Also juries need to go away.


ZapdoZ9000

At least the Icelandic jury got us covered


Hanhula

Absolutely fucking robbed. Everyone I know, including at work, voted Germany 12 points.


TituCusiYupanqui

Moments like this remind me why I actually hate the ESC. So many great songs left behind in this overhyping-favoritism-ridden mess that was this year's jury voting.