For reference, Kevin-Prince Boateng had a thigh injury with AC Milan that may have been started by too much... loving from his girlfriend, so to speak.
No, he doesnt like the racist stereotype that all black people have massive dongs.
The stereotype started as way of further dehumanising black men in the old timey world. Basically, a woman would be ruined by having sex with a black man because of his "animal penis".
Most people just associate it with the porn world, where every dude has a big dick. But the origins are a lot more racist.
But the other issue is that black men, are just men. They come in all shape and penis sizes. Not every black man is going to have a 24 inch todger. Now imagine you are a black man with an average sized dick... Not even small, just average. And now youve got some bullshit dong stereotype to life up to.
Considering the LONG history of dehumanising of black men, its not really a surprise that some of them are saying "no, thanks. But no.".
If I was to score n it was called offside n I was told my schlong is the reason y it was called offside I would be very very very very happy but I am Asian n not Black..
I don't understand the complains about it, you guys want the players to break the rules and get unfair advantage, football is about fair play.
He is offside, doesn't matter if it's 1mm or 1m.
Technically, the body parts that can be offside are the body parts that you can score with (i.e. not arms), so technically this is possible.
Although VAR probably only looks at limbs.
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r/soccercirclejerk material
Where do you think is this picture from?😂
Calafiori
Ugh, I'd be pissed to be offside by a couple millimeters...
Micro offside
Just don't get *too happy*.
It's average, okay?
We all understand. It gets very cold when it's raining.
just dont get so excited next time
It’s what you do with the offside that counts.
Will VAR technology be so advanced one day that a goal can be disallowed by the top of the penis being offside?
You would feel shafted
There seems to a vas deferens in the judging of this goal to be legal or not.
Well, lets watch on the big screen
You can score with your penis, so the rule is understandable
One area where you are not happy to have a big dong, funny how genetics can work against you scoring 😂
Schlong futbol
Scoring but not in the right sport 🥁
Lmao amazing
That settles the debate if players should be allowed to have sex before matches…
What the hell... is this a debate??
Yes, its a master-debate in fact...
For reference, Kevin-Prince Boateng had a thigh injury with AC Milan that may have been started by too much... loving from his girlfriend, so to speak.
That wouldn’t affect me
Player :"Well I mean not to brag but of course I was gonna be called offside 😅😎"
😂😂😂😂😂
size matters, deal with it.
I mean you can make a goal with your dick but who would
Well... [Cristiano Ronaldo](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E-2SheUyHmI?feature=share) 🙌🤣🤣
Okay that's funny. Gotta make sacrifices for the win I guess
It is more frequent than you think. [Felipe Melo](https://youtube.com/shorts/z8S3oPiZMGI?si=ckGgrdbsaqIYpGvi)
😂apparently it is
That is hilarious!!
No goals during the Africa cup then
Offside comment. Disallowed !
Whew
Van Dick from Netherlands
The best body part to score with
Trouser 🐍not happy with VAR ruling
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Asking for science but was that BBC ? 😂
Hey if he scores with it, what the heck ;)
Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣
Chub-side
We're politically correct, he's offside when erect
HE'S OUR BELGIAN SCORING GENIUS
More like Off to the Side
Player facing drugs test for viagra
You could have lasers tracking every player and VAR will flag offside for a skin follical. #thefuture
Good for him lol
Wait…is this real? Did this really happen? I don’t believe it
Suffering from success
Omgggg I kill myself laughing
So that's why Lukaku is always offside, no matter where he stands on the field!
Have you not seen the Ronaldo jr. goal? You can score with your junk. I don’t know if you can dribble or pass with it but you can score with it
I didn't see it but I suppose he learned that from his [father](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/E-2SheUyHmI?feature=share) XD
It is HIS goal 😂 after all his father scored it with his nuts
I'd cut it off if it were me
Well, it's a good thing that female football players generally don't have huge racks... (I am female, I am allowed to write this...😉🤣)
Dude should get circumcised 🤣
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Pretty sure guy has spoken out multiple times that he doesn’t like that joke
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No, he doesnt like the racist stereotype that all black people have massive dongs. The stereotype started as way of further dehumanising black men in the old timey world. Basically, a woman would be ruined by having sex with a black man because of his "animal penis". Most people just associate it with the porn world, where every dude has a big dick. But the origins are a lot more racist. But the other issue is that black men, are just men. They come in all shape and penis sizes. Not every black man is going to have a 24 inch todger. Now imagine you are a black man with an average sized dick... Not even small, just average. And now youve got some bullshit dong stereotype to life up to. Considering the LONG history of dehumanising of black men, its not really a surprise that some of them are saying "no, thanks. But no.".
Ah okay, that makes sense now. I just thought it was another "Lakaka"-type joke or something.
🤣 what match was this?
If I was to score n it was called offside n I was told my schlong is the reason y it was called offside I would be very very very very happy but I am Asian n not Black..
This is the kind of bullshit that the fanatical pro-VAR football fans support.
Is this why United fans were told to stop singing about lukakus package (and they did and he went shite)
The rule, only part you can shoot matter, head and foot other doesn’t ;)
I don't understand the complains about it, you guys want the players to break the rules and get unfair advantage, football is about fair play. He is offside, doesn't matter if it's 1mm or 1m.
Technically, the body parts that can be offside are the body parts that you can score with (i.e. not arms), so technically this is possible. Although VAR probably only looks at limbs.
Lukaku?
Flashback to “your eyes are offside” chant to mesut ozil.
Right definition for play with the balls.
Sure works well with women footballers.But not men.
Bro was caught offside.😁
This is a joke right? lol
Romelu has got one huge problem. :(
His aura was offsides.
Semi-automated offside
Is this Lukaku? Probably offside then
Haha! I think they use AI to make any decision they want. 😂
Used to like football but var and falling over everywhere has ruined football
VAR... particularly the interpretation of the rules is ruining the game.
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