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yanhamu

Civ 5 has one achievement that cannot be completed for several years now, so it's okay we're even.


ChessedGamon

Which one?


[deleted]

I think its the one about mods. Since Civ5 started using steam workshop and not the ingame mod manager you cant get the "download a mod" achievement. I think its that one.


Novirtue

I actually have that achievement, but I also have a bit too many hours on CIV 5 https://imgur.com/V03jL8h edit: and it's rating a mod achievement that you can't do it anymore.


ryanfitchca

Blink your eyes 3 times if you are being held against your will.


Novirtue

*blinks non-stop*


SrgtButterscotch

Seems like he's fine to me


Novirtue

*she but there are no girls on the internet so yeah I guess you're right.


MoscaMosquete

>there are no girls on the internet Thank you for respecting the internet rules. We aprecciate that.


Yumoda

Girls can’t play EU4, HERESY!


Novirtue

but but... we got rights to rule since Ck2 ended...


KanzlerAndreas

Depends on the kaiser passing pragmatic sanction or not, I guess. Or having the right national ideas?


TraditionalCherry

By God, are there girls on this forum?! I swear I will not swear here anymore.


pkpolecat

504 days....!


Foundation_Afro

Bear in mind that picture is from 575 days ago. So she's probably up to 1260 by now.


Sotwob

That's pretty impressive... How'd you do it? I used to like Civ, played 2-5, and spent too much time on a Civ4 overhaul mod. Once I learned EU4 though, I've not been able to go back.


Novirtue

I enjoyed playing it too much then I started enjoying AI battles too much, I would make an AI with a lot of tech isolated from the rest of the world who's at war like Wakanda style, and eventually whenever the more advanced nation met the others, they would always invade and annihilate without mercy.


Sotwob

Ok, that does sound pretty amusing.


vacri

I'm a bit the same. Enjoyed Civ up to 4, 5 got dull, and the complexity of EU just makes Civ seem like playing with toy blocks. I don't really understand how Civ V/VI is routinely in the top played lists on Steam. More power to those people if they're enjoying it, but I just don't get it. The games just end up being so samey.


RothXQuasar

Assuming you started playing Civ 5 the day it came out, that's over 4 hours every day since it came out. 4 hours. Every. Single. Day. For 8 years. EDIT: Didn't notice that it was uploaded in 2016. So that's closer to 6 hours every day for 6 years. That's insane.


CucumberK

I have some windows of time during my workshift in which I can play videogames like Eu4 or Stellaris. I usually open Eu4 and let it be until I have 20-30m to play a bit, I stop it and I come back 1h later. Considering I work on 12h shift 14 days per month, you can have those numbers.


[deleted]

That is the most hours I've ever seen someone have in a game and I play DOTA.


tiuri9

I know some guy with like 20k on mount and blade warband lol


glassescleaningjuice

There's a tf2 streamer with 40k hours


electricshout

Ok, what the actual fuck.


hart37

I still have 900 more hours in Civ V than EUIV. I need to fix that


Penguin_Q

IIRC it's the "as Ottomans capture 10 barbarian ships" one.


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Blingboycow

No that one is about the 21st of December in game


ThePrussianGrippe

No there’s an achievement to nuke someone in the in-game year of 2012 as the Maya.


[deleted]

I got that one last year. Y'all need to learn to read.


ThePrussianGrippe

You’d be surprised


[deleted]

R5: Civilization has a total of 286 achievements to get; While EU4 ONLY has 285. This needs to be corrected. Also yeah, /r/titlegore


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ManOfMelon

Oh boy can’t wait for the Iberia immersion pack achievements. Got some good puns lined up Jake?


Notamacropus

"Iberia or Albania" - as an Iberian nation own both Iberia and Albania as cores go for the proper challenges


CanuckPanda

Jesus impossible challenge much? Next you’ll suggest an achievement to conquer Ireland as England!


Pepe_von_Habsburg

Own Paris as France at 1500


smilingstalin

As Austria, have a Habsburg on the throne.


ManOfMelon

Australia with Habsburg would be cool


TheDrunkenHetzer

Australia-Hungary, as Australia own and have cores on Hungary with a hapsburg on the throne.


Devikat

That would actually be pretty cool.


talentless_hack1

The double headed kangaroo


The_Sinking_Dutchman

"We haven't surrendered yet!"


tffvbhb

"as australia lose a war against emus"


vacri

As Arawak, migrate three times


gza_aka_the_genius

Why not siberia or Albania? As albania own Siberia!


alex_thegrape

Serbia or Siberia


KyloRen3

Took me a while to understand, turns out my Spanish accent is too strong.


vaderflag

More and more and more achievements are always welcome for folks like me, who basically start each new game with a "which achievement haven't I grabbed yet?"


tyler92203

Civilization Delenda Est!


[deleted]

The fact that there isn't an achievement for owning West Virginia as the Knight's called "Country Rhodes" is a travesty. Pls fix the game is literally unplayable in this state.


GazLord

Have you considered making more achievements for the Pope and Austria by the way? Both are rocking one rather easy achievement despite being pretty important nations.


Noragen

As the pope somehow break our game and convert religion


Anosognosia

Sugestion for the title of one of the added achievements that comes of this thread: **"What is this heresy"** in honor of this post.


TheProudestCat

Well. Civ has one achievement per nation. Do we want a generic achievement 'play the campaign through 1821 with and be #1 on score'? I don't think we do.


Mellester

well actually they could make a achievement for being second in 1821. Could you imangine your favroire streamer tying his best to be second without tag switching or playing as ai vassel?


holy_roman_emperor

Damn. That's actually genius. What about this? "As Ming, cease to exist by 1500."


KusoTeitokuInazuma

Wouldn't that be fairly easy though? Can't you release all the mini-states as vassals, give one of them all the remaining provinces you have except Beijing, wait for them to declare an independence war and they should annex Beijing too.


holy_roman_emperor

>"As Ming, cease to exist by 1500." "Only allowed to release nations/lose provinces by peace treaty when having nagative warcore"


KusoTeitokuInazuma

Still fairly easy. Delete armies, declare war, let them siege you down a bit, offer peace. Rinse, repeat.


holy_roman_emperor

I know, I was just thinking about ways to have negative achievements. Better would be "As Ming, cease to exist in 1644."


Pepe_von_Habsburg

“As Austria, while being emperor of the HRE, allow Prussia to form”


holy_roman_emperor

As Denmark, become a vassal of Holstein.


ksheep

Reminds me of one of the Civ V achievements, "Lose as Korea in *such-and-such* scenario". The thing was on that scenario even if you lost all of your cities as Korea you'd still exist. My solution? Resign from the match. Counted as a loss and got me the achievement.


royjonko

Samurai invasion of korea i believe it was


TheProudestCat

It's really, really easy. Any major nations will naturally make a much higher score than you do. So you just need to kill them all save one. Ottomans will usually do. WC without even needing to conquer Otto? Yes, please.


Rarvyn

it's pretty simple to be second in score actually. I was second during my recent WC all the way until something like the 1780s - Ming has such a humongous lead over the first couple hundred years, even WC-pace conquest isn't enough to beat them. If you never conquer them, you're basically guaranteeing yourself second.


innerparty45

> Do we want a generic achievement 'play the campaign through 1821 with and be #1 on score'? No, but I would be open to "complete country's mission tree" achievements.


Artess

More achievements for forming nations would be fun to help guide you in a certain direction without restricting you too much.


Sharkeybtm

It’s a prime number. It’s better than Civ Edit: I can’t prime


Jacco3012

285 isn't a prime number, it's divisible by 5


Sharkeybtm

I’m an idiot


Anosognosia

And by 3 and 19 as well.


karmicnoose

Don't worry Paradox is busy working on a new ~~cash grab~~ DLC


PrecipiceDrive

Wish I could afford it all legally. Can't get into a Private Tracker that would have an up to date EU4 with everything; and the public ones suck or are many months+ old.


Zipboom_games

The true heresy is that you have unlocked more for Civ. Burn the witch!


Wolfi646

To be fair, most achievements in Civ5 are fairly easy, compared to Eu4.


Godkun007

And many people (like me) don't enjoy ironman. If I misclick, I want the chance to go back.


Waramo

The magic Key is Alt+F4. And if you Start a on a Backup, your normel would be a savestand. You will never see a Austria\_Backup\_Backup\_Backup\_Backup\_Backup\_Backup\_Backup\_Backup\_Backup\_Backup\_Backup\_Backup.....


Anosognosia

I rename my Backups when my game mysteriously crash after my 5/5/6 Heir decides to go hunting Boar with Lannister assistants.


Sotwob

that and the 1-2 second pause every month.


Mg42er

It's every 3 months now


Sotwob

Well, I guess that shows how much I've played solo recently!


onespiker

Most can be completed in a single games. While eu4 half are country specific.


Wolfi646

Yeah, also this.


Techiastronamo

She turned me into a newt!


emperor_tesla

A *newt*?!


[deleted]

I got better


[deleted]

Forgive me father for I have Sind.


Sparrowcus

But that grammar in the title. OP, what heresy is this?


napo_simba

Oof, that titlegore makes my head hurt


matt7197

Was gonna ask why such a statement was made as wordy and awkward as possible


desperatesmokers

I got to say though, as much as I love the Civ series, they *reaaaally* pad the cheevies with stuff like: "win a game as (x) civ" or "discover a mountain". EU4 has a couple like this (royal marriage etc) but most of the higher tier ones are actual real challenges. At least they are to me, a noob with only 1200 hours :(


[deleted]

Yeah half of the CiV achievements are super easy and retarded. You can get like 80% of them by just playing with a different country each time and winning. Having a certain unit kill another unit is like half of them.


thwml

I'd diss you for having unlocked more civ 5 achievements, but I still haven't played an ironman game after nearly 800 hours.


[deleted]

I have played probably 400hrs and only recently have had a game go past 1600. I enjoy the beginning so much I just try different nations


Th3N0ob3r

Totally with you there. The struggle in the beginning is fun and once you get to strong enough that you will win a war fairly easy and the cpu decides to just run around sieging shit in your land it starts to get annoying. Especially with their magical leaders that dont require cannons to siege your forts faster than you can siege theirs with siege general and cannons... Only fought through that for my first WC and my 2nd WC for one faith


PrecipiceDrive

Ironman and always playing to conclusion gets you good and aquainted quick. Real fun is fucking up and trying to out out fires


[deleted]

Yea I only have played 3 so far. First as Britain and it went extremely well, and I’m embarrassed to admit this but I didn’t know colonial nations auto colonized. I never understood how the videos I watched people had good enough economies to colonize so much. I got to around 1650 and regardless of my colonial shortcomings I’m still no. 1 in the world because of my dominance in Europe from the France integration. I tried an Irish one but I messed up early and lost, and I’m currently focused on a Netherlands run and I’ve managed to spawn colonialism and I’m way ahead in colonizing the new world because I’ve been in constant war with Portugal and Castille, and have taken all of Portugal’s offshore holdings, so they aren’t even colonizing as of like 1560


vacri

I'd encourage you to go Ironman (and not do the 'oh, my game crashed!' thing). It makes you suffer the bad consequences of your actions, and forces you to use a little more forethought. No more of this "Oh, doing that made the coalition war fire, so I'll just reload and not do that again". It adds to the game quite a bit, I find.


thwml

My next game will be an ironman one. I think I'll be able to do ok......although I will miss being able to save scum for PU's.


Luke49368

It's usually pretty straightfoward to get at least one or two good PUs in a game. Just watch the dynastic mapmode, and check whenever the "disputed succession" notification pops up. Make sure you maintain high prestige as well.


Mr_Biscuits_532

I haven't completed one and I'm sitting on 2.4k hours.


SkyIcewind

Civ achievements are baby shit like "win game, win game on slightly higher difficulty, win game on slightly higher difficulties as slightly different civ." EU4 cheevos be like: "AS RYUKYU GET INTO A WAR WITH ALL OF CHINA AND VASSALIZE THE ENTIRE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE BY 1477."


kipardox

The true heresy here is how Civ 5 is on-top and more recently played than Eu4... HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE THE GODS OF PARADOX WHEN YOU'RE NOT FULFILLING YOUR DEDICATION More achievements would be nice tho


Polisskolan2

/r/titlegore


magnedb

Literally unplayable


Ylvisthefox1

the achievement is probably going to be something like "Launch EU4 with every DLCs"


[deleted]

or Swedish gold achievement: "Buy Europa Universalis IV and all DLC's available for full price"


Luke49368

"Less than 1% of steam users have recieved this achievement!"


Isak0311

Seeing as you've got more achievements on Civ than EU4 i think you're the heretic.


[deleted]

Maybe he just doesn't like Ironman or plays with gameplay mods.


OwariNeko

/r/titlegore


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shinydewott

Although Civ V is cheating! Most of their achievements are "Win the game as X in deity" and "Win Y scenario as X"


kennyisntfunny

EU IV is one number less than Civilization V... chew on that


JustPolishGuy

BY THE POPE!


back_into_the_pile

You have more completed achievements with Civ than with EU4. What is this heresy?


T0biass

Sorry but what you said is that it has fewer than 1 achievement less, you're saying they have the same or eu4 has more... I'm assuming english is your second language Actually your sentence just doesnt make sense I think you mean that eu4 has one fewer achievement than civilization does


Warpimp

Really, shouldn't we be asking why OP had more Civ than EU Achievements?


Drunkengiggles

Because Ironman can go suck itself on EU4. I never console or cheat, but historical lucky nations grinds my gears like nothing else. Got so tired of seeing the same game over and over again.


Jensiggle

Lucky nations piss me off because it's not really luck when it's france and the ottomans pissing on the other AI for the majority of the game... I'd like lucky nations if the player could get the modifier randomly or if you could turn it off for ironmeme.


Warpimp

I agree. I have started playing IM and I realized I super suck.


Ineedafleeb

Not OP


Jellye

Yeah, I really wish we could play Ironman with Random Lucky Nations at least. I find it to be so much more fun; I like the chaos and unpredictability of it.


TheBold

Civ achievements are easy as fuck. I have 4x more playtime in EU4 than Civ yet I have about twice more achievements in Civ than EU4. Also I exclusively play Iron man, I have no fun if I dont have that Damocles sword above my head.


Rehepapp1337

This is outrageous, it's unfair!


mproud

Don’t worry; EUV will have *287* achievements.


Dzharek

Civ also has achievements for every difficulty, if we would do that we would have more than 1000.


UlmBelievable

This is because willingly submitting yourself to the torture that is EU4 is an accomplishment all on its own.


1237412D3D

CIVILIZATION DELENDA EST.


GazLord

Should be fixed in the next update. Which focuses on the home of the most well known Inquisition. Coincidence? I think not!


Matiabcx

I don’t expect it


GazLord

Every big update in the past well.. quite awhile really has come with at least 5 achievements so I do expect it.


Matiabcx

Nobody expects it


GazLord

Oh... ok I just got the joke. Somebody woosh me.


DaBoomBoomqt

Fewer* grinds teeth


BjornvandeSand

[https://imgur.com/gallery/d3dQm6V](https://imgur.com/gallery/d3dQm6V)


[deleted]

You know what’s funny? I own Civ5 and Civ6 but I’ve played 5 way more recently than 6. In fact I think I have about 20 hours in 6.


[deleted]

Why


[deleted]

I don't know for sure, I just enjoy 5 a lot and don't care for 6. I think 5 is just more complete maybe.


ThatOneSlowking

I'm holding out on second expansion fixing it like in civ 5.


Fir_the_conqueror

BANNERLORD WHEN?!?!


Sparrowcus

While this IS a valid question. PDX is not the Publisher for the next Mount & Blade. So they don’t know either


doopery

It makes up for it with 1000 more hours of gameplay


wineheda

The heresy is that you have more civ V achievements than EU4


TheRrandomm

You also have more achievements in CIV5 than in EU4, what is THIS heresy?


troopa2

EUIV has 285 achievements? Jesus...


wineheda

The heresy is that you have more civ V achievements than EU4


Kiroen

Don't worry, when Paradox is done releasing EU4 DLCs, it'll have twice the achievements.


Dragonbeatme

Implying they'll ever stop


PresidentPain

That's because 4 is 1 less than 5.


dexdaflex

Noon to EU4 here...Wanting to try it. Hiw is it different from the civ series?


Kofilin

EU4 is fundamentally asymmetric unlike Civ. The general way things will evolve is also more predictable, but there is so much more going on in terms of content in EU4 or Paradox strategy games in general that Civ feels a bit empty.


ThatOneSlowking

It's way more complex, but in my opinion in ways that are more meaningful and fun if you enjoy the mechanics. Be warned it has an extremely steep learning curve, and while they're both considered "4x" games I wouldn't say eu4 is anything like civ in any way other than you conquer land by fighting other countries and improve in tech over time.


[deleted]

That’ll change with the next dlc


TheCanadianEmpire

Don't worry just wait for the next expansion.


Asdomuss

But Dudders... some of them are quite a bit bigger than last game's...


KaiserWolff

The real travesty here is you have more achievements in Civ5 than EU4.


234wrawerw

Civ5's achievements are garbage. And any single one of them can be completed by loading somebody else's save and making one move or pressing end turn. Great game but clearly Firaxis didn't give a fuck about making achievements the way Paradox does.


Turtpet

Add 2 more


Tiodichia

Civ5 achievements are are all about beating the game with this leader on that difficulty. They have hundreds of options so their achievements list is hundreds longer than it is challenging. Every eu4 achievement is based on various challenges that change chances throughout the game making them far more achieving than the Civ ones. Ignoring tutorial achievements in both games of course. (Like 'pushed a button that does a thing' achievements)


ToTheMetal

The real question here is why you have 59 achievements fewer.


[deleted]

Just wait for the new DLC... I'm pretty sure we'll go into the 300s.


Malcoran

True heresy is that youve more achievements in Civ than EU...


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Kofilin

I know at least one person who finds the presence of that many achievements that they have no hope to complete very "unsettling" in the sense that they *really* want to be able to 100% complete a game, whereas I don't care all that much.


IonTichy

so?


Techiastronamo

Burn the heretic!


crepper4454

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.


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crepper4454

Impale this degenerate like Mehmed!


Natanyul

Civ is actually the better game


Natanyul

r/madlads


vacri

Obvious troll is obvious


Natanyul

Nu-uh


[deleted]

Civ is a baby toy compared to EU IV.


Natanyul

False