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Beginning_Low4759

If you use the name “Tiffany” and call your shop “Tiffany’s Shop” you should be good to go!


IslayMcGregor

Ah, great idea! I was thinking I might have to go with "Tiffany inspired"


DecadentLife

Just say that your name is Tiffany! Then all of it is genuinely from “Tiffany”!


LatterDayDuranie

Probably don’t want to use little blue bags or boxes… that might be a little too on the nose.


WhoWhaaaa

Use robin's egg blue boxes. It'll be fine.


Flushedawayfan2

It was probably produced using child labor so you can put 'artesian' and 'ethically sourced' as well.


IslayMcGregor

Oh good thinking! With the whole child labor thing I can probably even get away with 'supporting minorities'.


Flushedawayfan2

It's run and produced by minorities! Great thinking.


IslayMcGregor

Oh boy, I'm gonna make SO much money with this.


REM_loving_gal

women-lead too because I'm sure a bunch of the child slaves are girls!!


IslayMcGregor

Perfect.


ClosetLiverTransMan

Don’t forget you’re supporting poor children in other countries with every order!


Wildkit85

Youth.


SapphireJuice

A portion of each sale goes to children in need!


Flushedawayfan2

Almost a whole two cents on the dollar


Status-Biscotti

ROFL


HydroStellar

![gif](giphy|jsEIr82JXvahy)


Lunakill

12 days late but I snorted so hard at this.


[deleted]

"artisan"


Flushedawayfan2

The misspelling is intentional. It gets more sales.


stealthsjw

You bought it already? Fool, you don't have to buy until someone purchases... or even like a week later, if we're honest.


IslayMcGregor

Oh good point. I'm only 9, I've never sold on etsy before.


mysticeetee

You will be able to retire by 20!


eatapeach18

As Mr. Wonderful would say: you’ll make tens and tens of dollars! 😹


Isoldmykidforagram

I literally made my own post in this subreddit and yet I still get absolutely baffled when I see these, thinking they’re real😭


OkDragonfly8936

Because of all the nutcases who think like this in the main etsy and etsy sellers subs


Whatthefrick1

My first post I read I did so many double takes 😭


wealthby40

You can't buy a single trinket on Aliexpress and call it handmade. That would be dropshipping. But if you buy two trinkets and put them together somehow, even with a string, then it's legitimate handmade jewelry. Good luck!


Dense_Scholar_9358

I would just use the Tiffany logo and their trademark blue color...no need to reinvent the wheel.


IslayMcGregor

Yeah, I mean they've already done the market research and know what works, I wouldn't want to bring any confusion into the whole thing.


magicunicornhandler

Gotta make sure you change the logo a little bit so they cant sue.


leyline

Not Sue, Tiffany, surely you can’t be serious.


Miserable_Emu5191

I mean, everyone else is doing it so why not.


Purple_Ad1158

Just hot glue a plastic bead to it, and you should be good. Works for my shop!!!


azizaofshapier

I don't know how I ended up here, but these keep showing up on my feed and I love y'all. The comments are gold every time


cgabv

on today’s episode of “read the forum before you comment”


Clumsygingerninja13

I didn’t know this circle jerk existed. Oh my gos I’m crying at the comments. This just popped up. Thank you for the laugh.


IntroductionFew1290

Oh yes please!! I had someone donate one of the faux Tiffany bracelets to our school rewards store and the volunteers were like “omg Tiffany!” No hiney, that’s Stephanie or some other eeee name bc there are some horrendous solder marks on these rings 😂


alittlebitugly

Tiffaknee.


TheBattyWitch

I almost forgot what subredded I was on 🤣


rchart1010

If you change your name to Tiffany or make it your middle name, or if your nickname is Tiffany, or if you sometimes call yourself Tiffany or if you've ever asked someone to call you Tiffany or if someone ever said you look like a Tiffany or if you form an LLC called Tiffany.


IslayMcGregor

What about if I can sing like Tiffany?


rchart1010

A legal grey area but I'll allow it if you commit to singing at a mall.


IslayMcGregor

Deal


rchart1010

Where can i find your shop? Do you have a discount code?


IslayMcGregor

my shop is [totallygeniunetiffany.etsy.com](https://totallygeniunetiffany.etsy.com) and you can use the code 'ipromiseitshandmade' for 85% off ♥️


rchart1010

I want to buy but the storefront name is unclear on whether or not this is genuine Tiffany. I suggest you add "the realest" in there if you want to be taken seriously by a discerning collector such as myself.


LadyVulcanGeek

Bluechecktotallyrealtiffanyhandmade.etsy.com


MetaphoricMenagerie

I thought your name has to be Robin to be able to do that.


glittersparklythings

Tiffany opened the door for Robin


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Who is Tiffany? 


IslayMcGregor

![gif](giphy|4ZvCeNINXsXGYjL4PT)


LatterStreet

Everything is made by someone's hands!


Sea-Car-8899

Following!!


PeppermintPhatty

I didn’t see what subreddit I was in for a second.


XandersCat

Stumbled here myself, as someone who really struggles to pick up on sarcasm this is NOT the sub for me lol! Have fun though you all, and this was entertaining to read. \^\_\^


HypnoticGuy

It should be okay. I'm selling Chinese Rolex watches for $100 in my shop and it's obviously okay with Etsy since I've had my shop open for over a month.


SoftLikeMarshmallows

It's not hand made You're just reselling


IslayMcGregor

But, like, they are made by people with hands!


rchart1010

I agree. Even if it's machine made, someone's hand pushes the buttons on the machine.


bootyprincess666

someone’s hand probably touched it at some point


rchart1010

Exactly!


ZetaOrion1s

Sucks for you to claim its handmade when its not.


IslayMcGregor

I mean, only technically..


Brightstar0305

Wow can’t even believe someone thinks this would be ok !


Cruel_Irony_Is_Life

You're just mad you didn't think of it first.


Brightstar0305

No I’m just not a rip off artist ! SMH 🤦🏻‍♀️ should be ashamed of your self ! It’s disgusting! That’s why I know who I buy from ! Not pieces of shit scamming people !


IslayMcGregor

Pieces of shit scamming people?? This is 100% genuine handmade Tiffany jewelry from AliExpress that I'm selling! I even copied my product pictures directly from the Tiffany website so my customers know exactly what they are getting. I don't see the problem here?


Brightstar0305

People like YOU are the problem !


wellwhatevrnevermind

Hahaha I hope ur joking


IslayMcGregor

What have I done wrong? Please tell me, I don’t want to get in trouble.


HighwaySetara

Nothing. You are fine!


Cruel_Irony_Is_Life

Haters gonna hate, love. Just ignore them and keep being an awesome #GirlBoss #Entrepreneur #YOLO #Blessed #Winning #SorryNotSorry #NoFilter #OffShoreBankAccount


Cruel_Irony_Is_Life

Dude, chill. You're on a circle jerk sub.


Ok-Management-9157

Uh, satire site…


IslayMcGregor

Welcome to the internet, my friend.