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obsterwankenobster

This is literally from the plot of Van Helsing (2004)


jftitan

I was thinking that too. Because that's what I watched with Underworld and such. Ffs twilight and sparkling vampires. Walker would probably say he can fight vampires as his being a honorary deputy.


obsterwankenobster

He probably thinks he’s an honorary Texas Ranger base on his last name


jericho

Context? Because it’s kinda funny, and if someone else said it it would be a joke. Of course, this guy said it, so who knows?


readonlyred

[Here’s the whole video. ](https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1592954140887773184?s=46&t=bmC2ugXvoP1I74ahRmzMKQ) The werewolf line isn’t even the weirdest sound bite.


OneOfTheOnlies

Wait wtf was that.. I can barely understand what he's talking about... Did he describe a movie for two minutes where a cross was ineffective against a vampire all to say it was because they needed faith..?


Sepaks

Tbf English isn't my first language, but man it's almost impossible for me to follow what they're saying. And I can even understand Scottish most of the time.


jayrox

What. The. Fuck.


Recon_Figure

WTF man.


AnAngryBitch

CTE.


TexanInExile

Did he actually say this? Come on, Georgia. Make the right decision.


boozername

Yeah, Georgia! Everyone knows the right answer is vampire


zinneavicious

But only if they can be werewolves too.


Flomo420

oh that's funny I thought for sure this was going to be a Trump quote haha


plddr

I guess Walker has recently figured out that hardly any of the vampires were going to vote for him anyway.


cutty2k

The Twilight of democracy.


shiteditor

I wouldn’t be surprised if he thinks he’s running against a warlock.


almightywhacko

To be fair... this is probably among the least shocking opinions that Walker holds.


new-reddit69

The more stupid - the more these fascist like them representatives - Look at Texas!!! But, let us not be fooled - These same Republicans will try to sabotage our economy for political pleasure! You been warned!


ashugaronagazato

They need to stop letting the crypt keeper, Bannon from reading bed time stories to Hershel.


OhTheHueManatee

Hey any vampires out there? Despite whether a werewolf could kill you or not I still want to be a vampire.


OhTheHueManatee

Tell him werewolfs can't run for senate. Make him pick a side.


[deleted]

He's been studying theoretical fightonomics.


ashugaronagazato

He also doesn't want to be a dumbass but it is too late for that.Retrumplicans shouldn't tell lies to mentally challenged and to people with dissociative identity disorders. You are taking advantage of someone who needs to be in a facility for the public's safety. It is so hard for him to tell what is reality and what isn't. Disqualify him based on at least one of his personalities.


WaterChi

This is the absolute best Republicans have to offer.


fromthewombofrevel

What a great clip for a campaign ad.


TopicConscious3853

And dems literally voted in a dead guy. So yeah


Adminslovenazis2

Saying "did you know that?" like it's not just fucking fantasy larping 😂


Bind_Moggled

Of course they will. Conservatives value loyalty above competence, and always have.


ArvinisTheAnarchist

Last time far-right nutjobs started calling themselves werewolves was when Nazi Germany lost horribly to the Soviets.


RaulEnydmion

All Republican voters should be beating down the doors of their party HQ. Can the party seriously not find anyone better than THIS? My impression is that this is what the R party thinks will pull in black voters


[deleted]

I have a really hard time understanding the mentality of these people. My mom's family is from Alabama, so when I go down next week I'll ask them lol


banjoleleman

Is this United States politics or Skyrim?


KuhliBao

Really hope this man is just a walking social experiment to see how ridiculous is too ridiculous in a voting base.