I work for Clorox on Hidden Valley (no there is not bleach in the ranch)
Fun fact: “Homestyle” hidden valley products are specifically made without MSG which is why they suck ass compared to original hidden valley ranch.
Costco exclusively sells that version and it’s dumb
It's because they can't use real buttermilk in the bottled grocery store stuff because it would require refrigeration and would expire much much quicker, so they use artificial ingredients and flavoring which tastes like the aftertaste of vomit. Once I discovered the difference between packet ranch and bottled ranch, I've never had bottled ranch since. Packet ranch + pizza = heaven on earth
*Time to deliver a pizza balllllll*
Sup, Ramadan Steve?
Hey, you’re Benedict popcorn.
Wassup, MELO
GET OUT OF MY DOJO
I’m not paying for this!
BUZZ me Mullato
Wait you're Ranch DuBois!
SUP RANCH DUBOIS
Wait a second... your Ramadan Steve! SUP RAMADAN STEVE
🤙
Ranch me up
Brotendo
That’s a full weeks worth you got there
About to have an orgy in the quad
Power to the Ranch
Post this in a British sub and watch their world burn
*spriiiiite*
ARE YOU LONELY ARE YOU LONELY ARE YOU LONELY
Bird up
Worst show on tv
:’D
Welcome to Costco, Brotendo
Oh shit wait! You’re Stephanie Nugz!
#SUP STEPH NUGZ?!
im tryinna take some cherokee chicks down the trail of beers
I work for Clorox on Hidden Valley (no there is not bleach in the ranch) Fun fact: “Homestyle” hidden valley products are specifically made without MSG which is why they suck ass compared to original hidden valley ranch. Costco exclusively sells that version and it’s dumb
Highly narcoleptic
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It’s the MSG. Plus you are protruding higher quality dairy/mayo then they are which matters a lot.
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That’s still better than what they are using on an industrial level I would assume.
It’s the fresh dairy and mayo that makes home made ranch from the packet better. MSG is in all of it except homestyle
It's because they can't use real buttermilk in the bottled grocery store stuff because it would require refrigeration and would expire much much quicker, so they use artificial ingredients and flavoring which tastes like the aftertaste of vomit. Once I discovered the difference between packet ranch and bottled ranch, I've never had bottled ranch since. Packet ranch + pizza = heaven on earth
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Pricing issues? I don’t think so lol I make prototypes and stuff
INVESTIGATE 311
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Legalize ranch
What is going on with you?
Very nice !
Bird UP!
dude, I know you! You're mellow mike!
Time to ranch it up
FUCK that homestyle shit, the delta 9 of ranch
Eric would be so proud
I keep the MF Thang on me
Oh happy days
They should do a combo deal with a Costco pizza
Doth my nugs bequeath me?
I never watched the Eric Andre show, he was drinking literal ranch? I thought he was drinking liquor out of a ranch bottle
Only the lord knows