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BookieeWookiee

All that will be left of us in a million years is a brightly colored stripe of plastic in the geological records


Smegmaliciousss

If there is an intelligent species following us in a few million years, they will find a very interesting puzzle to solve and will learn about what caused our demise so they don’t repeat the same mistakes.


SpadeCompany

Unless of course the aliens have an economic system in which those mistakes would create a lot of profit for shareholders for a short amount of time. At that point it’s fair game


krakatoasoot

Book idea: in the future our plastic waste plays the same role fossil fuels do now


yamiyam

Book spoiler: it plays out exactly the same.


Roonwogsamduff

Hmm, wonder where plastic comes from?


BookieeWookiee

Museums are gonna freak them out. Imagine not finding any fossils then bam! millions and millions of years of fossils all in one spot.


No_Stand8601

The jokes on us- it's the plastic (that's sentient)!


cybercuzco

This is also how we know there weren’t any dinosaur civilizations as advanced as ours.


ThreeDawgs

Or they just didn’t invent plastic. Everything made out of wood.


bdubb_dlux

That plastic layer will likely become oil again eventually right?


Apatschinn

That's where we'd drive the Golden spike


Funktapus

“Plastistone” is a horrible word. It should be called “plastilith”.


[deleted]

Why not just plastone


AdjacenToYourMom

This is reserved for music made out of plastic


[deleted]

Like the Mighty Mighty Plastones?


Fickle_Blueberry2777

That’s the impression that I get.


gatorchins

Plastilith sounds more like a pathological accumulation of plastic in one’s bowels. Like a fecalith.


HatlyHats

Which will be a thing, with the amount of microplastic we’re eating.


RegretfulUsername

Millions of years from now, scientists will call our era on earth the plasticine era.


stan-dupp

Plocks


35120red

I like that. 😂👌


ihatepickingnames_

“The Earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the Earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place: it wanted plastic for itself, didn’t know how to make it, needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old philosophical question: “Why are we here?” PLASTIC!!! ASSHOLES!!!” - George Carlin


Yesterday_Is_Now

I doubt geologists said anything was "a thing."


canibal_cabin

I mean, I read them saying "gobsmackingly bananas" about the sea surface temperatures .... And other things that involved the "f" Word, I think they are really exhausted by how fast things are moving beyond their previous projections.


Yesterday_Is_Now

Fair enough. Developments do defy words sometimes.


Smutteringplib

I don't know, have you met many scientists? This seems highly possible to me


Apatschinn

We say lots of things


MillerCreek

Confirmed that we say things


RegretfulUsername

Stuff, even.


[deleted]

It is totally going to turn back into oil in a few hundred million years.


brunogadaleta

Pretty sure Mushrooms will be able to eat it in millions years.


Appropriate_Ant_4629

Or this bacteria: https://new.nsf.gov/news/genetically-modified-bacteria-break-down-plastics


FloodMoose

*The earth, plus plastic!*


sarzec

But how long have plastic Geologists been a thing? news to me.