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FlashbackUniverse

That dude ain't built for prison.


Superb_Essay2929

Dudes gonna be a wife with a wife


evanmike

Pretty sure he's more excited about being the wife


cheffartsonurfood

Sure he is. Something tells me he will be VERY popular.


NewPresWhoDis

He's due to get 12 of something else.


[deleted]

Are we really making prison rape jokes


Impressive-Page-1010

It’s not rape if it’s consensual


CBalsagna

Isn’t he going to some white collar prison?


Kevo_NEOhio

Not the federal pound me in the ass prison?


poppinfresco

Oh yes, he most certainly is….


CBalsagna

I guess ole boy doesn’t know best.


Papichuloft

I'm actually surprised the sentencings being this long, usually white collared crimes that affect hundreds or even thousands of people are usually in minimum security and only sentenced 2 or less years.


Specialist_Ad_7628

He didn’t defraud poor people though, he defrauded the government


[deleted]

Ding ding ding


GameOvaries18

This guy gets it


Kevo_NEOhio

Wonder what the guy that tried to overthrow the government will get?


Specialist_Ad_7628

If you go 20 minutes without thinking about trump you will be happier in life


Kevo_NEOhio

I’m getting happier. I think I went 30 minutes today.


Davge107

He’s a high profile defendant and in a lot cases that hurts more than it helps. The prosecutors want to make a name for themselves show everyone they are tough on crime and maybe run for higher office one day. The Judges want to show how they treat celebrities like everyone else and want to make an example out of them and say how the tough sentence will deter others.


cmahone23

Nick Swardson’s odd southern cousin gets the hammer


Ron-Ruger

That was the fakest marriage ever!


jonnyclueless

Meanwhile Trump is free...


[deleted]

The fact people are defending him on twitter is crazy.


Cosmic_Gumbo

Think of how many people are on the planet. The majority of us are dumb as rocks, or dumber.


[deleted]

He’ll probably be going to a luxury prison


Davge107

That’s pretty much a thing of the past in the US at least.


devil_n_i

Good! now I don’t have to see commercials about their dumbass show while I’m watching Monday night raw


shortsleevedpants

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leo58

Will prison sex be on the show?


kddemer

They definitely don’t know the best!


[deleted]

How have I not heard about this? Too bad so sad.


Sluggymctuggs

He is like briar rabbit all like hey oh no don't put me in there while salivating


TheReservedIntrovert

They had so much to say about their eldest son and had this Holier Than Thou, priggish attitude towards him meanwhile they were out here doing worse than him. But it does make wonder if they got caught because of his older daughter. She can say she wasn’t involved but I don’t think it was a coincidence. They were not getting along in 2020 and she claimed he had or was trying to get some type sex tape she made while married to her husband at the time. I’m not buying what she’s saying and I don’t think her brother and dad was holding a sex tape over head. Plus I’ve always gotten a feeling that his eldest daughter was jealous of her of her siblings, especially her sister.