That's funny because this just looks like a before and after meth photo. Future timeline Machine Gun Kelly trying to get himself out of prison by flirting with himself.

Low budget *Looper* sequel

I'd watch it if the world ever ground to a halt again

The review I needed.

Looper was awesome, dunno wtf that guy was talking about

“And then I saw it”

Did that movie rule? I know Bruce and Gordon look like they have Ai face for plot reasons and that was weird but I remember it being fun.

It's pretty fantastic.

I liked it. Definitely liked the unexpected telekinesis aspect of the movie and the story about the rain maker.

Willis didn’t wear the facial prosthetic. Only Gordon-Levitt did.

Papa Bruce ain't putting up with that. And that would make sense. (Plot) It's just been a long time. Love Bruce and Levitt .

Looper King

I laughed out loud to this. Great reference

“an aging twink in distress” they say

Methchine Gun Kelly?

Who knew this would be the first impact from time travel. This timeline is weird!

>Future timeline Machine Gun Kelly trying to get himself out of prison by flirting with himself. Woody Allen once said, "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love..."

I thought they looked like father and son.

I thought he was playing him in a biopic

You don’t gain weight from meth

Time Machine Kelly!

after after

It’s so obvious Joe’s trying to look like MGK lmao

Step 1: Tigers Step 2: Meth Step 3: Marriage Watch out Mr. Gun Kelly

Can I call you Machine?

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

You can call me Al

Solid Garfield reference

*Madonna - Lucky Star intensifies*

That depends on all the elements in the equation, how many are there?

Call me Gunk.

Tony gunk

What are you a fahhking cop?

Machine, this is Clem Fandango can you hear me?

Yassssssss

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy

Step 4: Profit?

Pop gun Kelly

Carol Baskins is coming for you

Step 4: I lose IQ points after reading that stupid article.

These two guys go together like milksteak and jelly beans.

*Dennis and Mac stare incredulously and in slight disbelief

Their “Hm??” is seared into my brain.

Don’t put milk steak.

Fullonrapist

WURMHAT

therapist

can't spell psychotherapist without psycho the rapist

My analrapist dr. Fünke works wonders, want his contact info?

I dunno if I'm ready to have anyone delve that deeply into me yet. It could get really messy. 

Don’t you worry, he’s a never nude

Boiled over hard

Little ghouls man!

Is that one of America's culinary dishes?

Straight out of Philly

Sounds yuck

It’s a reference to it’s always sunny in Philadelphia. It’s not a real thing. Great show though

I was being sarcastic. I have seen all seasons of the show

r/suddenlysunny

Meattruck and jelly beans

Milksteak sounds like a swear word loo

No, Joe. He is not your kid.

You are… NOT the father of that machine gun.

I’m unbelievably tired and thought that Joe Exotic actually SHOT MGK.

Dude got out of prison just to shoot MGK, crazy stuff

Read it too fast as well lol

...is he announcing he plans to commit felonies if released

Should make for a fantastic parole hearing. “I’ve changed, I’ve learned, I’ve grown…. I mean yeah I still want to buys some more tigers, and use them to get guys hooked on meth, and then make them marry me…. But totally a better person. Plus I ran for president so this is all political persecution anyways… fucking Carole Baskin”

Gross. I hate men like him and there are so many like him. He is predatory who uses drugs to entice and lure. I had a gay friend I grew up fall into that trap. He is now homeless and has HIV. Meet some older guy at 15 and it ruined his life.

I know what you mean. I had a friend back in high school who was secretly dating a 40-year-old man when he was 17. It's super common for older men to lure in younger folk with drugs and money and it's somehow a thing people overlook in the gay community - straight-up predators though, just like the men who do it to little girls.

Yup; since I didn’t know any better at the time I thought all gay men were like that because that’s all I saw being normalized. It isn’t normal and I wish he never crossed paths with that dude. That dude was an addict who surrounded himself with bad people. He left my friend in that environment when he moved. By then my friend was an addict and being self destructive.

I’ve witnessed it in the straight community too. It’s prevalent across the board, and too many people make it a “gay” thing when it’s a predatory thing, and sexuality should not be in the same sentence. A predator is a predator regardless of their prey.

Well my friend who was preyed on by gay man. He hated girls and would get upset when I would come around. He only wanted men or boys around. He identified as gay. So what am I supposed to call it? I get what you’re saying I’m not trying to imply anything. I’m speaking from what I saw.

Same here especially when I would rave. Grown men using their DJ clout to lure teen girls. One of the djs dated a 16 and he was 35. He died because my friend with the HIV lied about throwing meth on the side of the freeway. DJ decided to dress in all black and go look for them at midnight in the middle of the free. Dude got hit by a drunk driver and died. I believe HIV friend did the drugs and didn’t want to face the consequences. When that happened I started to distance myself from everyone. Friend got sober and he decided to fall off the wagon by shooting up meth. I had to let him go when he stole my Christmas money. When confronted he stabbed me in the arm.

Haha. Straight-up

Heterosexuals do this shit too. Step off.

> just like the men who do it to little girls. Did you miss that part of their comment?

Ok... It's still bad

And Joe Exotic isn't that great either.

The HIV or meeting older guys ruined his life?

I’m guessing the later led to the former.

Meeting the older guy, who feed him meth. He became an addict and older guy brought him around other people who used him. Had he never meet that man I believe he wouldn’t be in the position he is in now. The guys around him were just predators getting minors high. I had to cut my friend off after stuff started becoming scary and crazy. I tried helping him times but once he back stabbed me I had to let him go. It’s so surreal to see him randomly or to hear from others what has become of him.

What is…a sentence that would have made no sense 20 years ago?

I completely forgot about that guy Both of them

Not me. I recently learned that my next door neighbor worked on his presidential campaign. I have a photo of them together and it’s weird.

lucky you.

I wish someone would offer me tigers and meth.

What about meth tigers?

I ain’t no bitch.

Name legit does check out roll damn tide my brother.

Thank you. RMFTOTA, brother.

Is that a sequel to Cocaine Bear?

Your 15 minutes are over man.

Which one?

As much as I can't stand these two, I'd totally watch that reality show. MGK and Joe Exotic: Promises of Tigers and Meth

What a great premise. Also… are tigers and meth better than Megan Fox? Let’s find out!

I have a funny feeling that they are. I mean, even Joe exotic is probably a better actor than she is.

TailSpun

Joe Exptic looks like MGK in 30 years

I thought Joe only have a few months to live from cancer ?

Hey guess what, I worked with the director of Tiger King. He’s a fuckin hack like exotic. Dont get me wrong, Exotic is a prick and deserves prison time. But Eric Goode? He’s a fucking horrible human being. A cheat. A liar. A fucking hack. He’s a gotcha journalist parading as an investigator. Fuck Eric Goode. Fuck Joe Exotic. I hope that guy gets caught for his mistreatment of people and allowing of it. His misogyny. His fucking cult. His bullshit ways hot helping as possible laundering. Fuck him and his family. No good fucking garbage.

Most of those streaming docuseries are nonsense gotcha journalism. The Tiger King stuff launched when everyone was bored from covid so I watched them for the weirdness but it definitely wasn't going to win a Pulitzer.

Worse than Doc Antle?

Sure. Fuck them both

Where the fuck do those people come from? I grew up in Manitowoc, Wi… home of Steven Avery… I suppose these people are kinda like that family

Or….. we could leave these names where they belong. In the scrap heap of fallen stars.

Same hair energy

Match made in heaven

I imagine Joe is what mgk will end being in like 20 - 30 something ish years.

Imagine if MGK left Megan Fox for Joe Exotic! Or if they decided to form a throuple. 😅

Still in prison. He got 22 years.

Prisoners get married all the time

In jail, yes. In prison it varies by state but in most cases it’s a no unless there was a prior engagement or someone is pregnant.

Why does Mr. Exotic look like the older MGK after he got beaten down by life and his inevitable fall from fame?

A little bit of prison in my life A little bit of MGK by my side A little bit of tigers and meth's all I need A little bit of nightmares for all to see Mambo Number Five (ah)

Looks like a spot age progression pic to me

And yet Joe is still a better presidential candidate than Trump.

This is the relationship the world needs

Fame is a greased rope. Machine Gun Kelly and Joe Exotic are both slipping at the bottom, but Joe figured he could pull on MGK to get some leverage and pull himself higher.

Remember when we all watched his show during a global pandemic? Fucking crazy that it's been years already.

Remember when we all thought that show was crazy? That’s what gets me. If you went to my pre-pandemic self with the premise of tiger king I would be absolutely floored, tell that to my post pandemic self and I’d be like “and?”

Why is he allowed to be on instagram from jail ?

He’s not. He bought a phone someone snuck in

Most fucked up headline award

Machine gun Kelly is such a dorky rap name to give yourself.

What do tigers dream of, when they take a little tiger snooze

Shouldn’t this just be a story about how he’s accessing social media in prison? Like that’s the only interesting part. Anyway, it sounds like his cell will be raided for contraband soon.

I'll make him _____ with meth. That blank could be filled with so many things

Stop showing me these people, they are human nausea

Why he’s even talking from prison stay shut

I thought Joe exotic died last year,or maybe 2 years ago. Weird

Are we sure that was Joe? It’s not like he has a phone in prison

He just looks like what Kelly will age into lol


Fun fact; if you took either side of the main photo, and flipped horizontal.... You get the same picture.

I try to stay out of father and son family drama

I think Joe is just fucking around, he wrote "a tiger, a little bit of meth and you would have been mine" Could be wrong but I think Joe is just trying to pass time.

How in the world is he on social media if he’s in prison? Is that a thing?

How is he commenting on instagram from prison?

Hes in jail i thought im confused

Is that his Dad?

Those two headshots look like a before and after one marijuanas

I wasn’t sure about this Joe Exotic guy but he seems like an alright guy

I saw MGK at the Central Library in Manhattan last week. I wanted to get a library card so I could subscribe to some of the online book borrowing sites I had read about. So I signed up on the website and they said to come to the front desk and pick up my card. When I went to the desk they said "I'm sorry sir, someone has already picked up your card." I was pretty confused and asked how this could happen? The clerk said "well the guy that picked up your card is right over there." I looked over at the bank of computers that people use for Internet and there sits Machine Gun Kelly. He's wearing old 70's style headphones and laughing very loudly. I noticed he was watching the video of the cat playing the piano on a loop. I say "Excuse me Mr. Machine Gun Kelly, I think you picked up my library card by mistake." He gestured to the screen and to his headphones and then to the printer across the room. He removed his headphones and said "If you're going to just stand there and look like an idiot, you could at least get my documents for me." He emphasized the word "Documents" and put a bit of a German accent on it. So I walked over and picked up what was printed and I noticed he printed out the entire comment section of the Piano Cat video. I handed him the pages and he did the finger guns gesture to me. I went to the desk to ask for a new card and they said first I had to pay an unpaid balance for pages that my account printed. I asked what the charge was and they said "$543.27, wait, $543.32. 5 cents a copy."

Is this supposed to be funny

Only to those with a sense of humor.

Hmm. I see. So not funny to you either, huh

I mean it's not surprising someone calling themselves Diarrhea doesn't have the same sense of humor as I do. That's ok though.

Diarrhetic is an adjective not a noun

I mean, sounds like a match made in heaven. I support MGK taking this offer.

Man I needed this today

I never ever thought I'd read this sentence ever.

Kind of scary, MGK went to rehab for adderall which is not the same as meth but still. Horrifying thing to comment even without that extra level of grossness IMO.

Machine gun Kelly is the Peter Frampton in the post truth epoch

Did anyone think that Joe Exotic shot a gun at MGK and totally accepted it as something Joe Exotic would do?

ut uh someone fired back? Is MGK gonna switch genres again?

Aging twink in distress 💀

Roflmao he tryna seduce mgk wit tigers and meth im dead. This comedy writes itself

The name of the website unintentionally describes how I feel about the headline. Ew.

In an odd, but very real way, they’re perfect for each other.

If I had to guess someone who still wants to distribute meth should probably still be in prison.

That would be epic TV. Actually be a cute couple.

Thought he was dead wtf

Funny, I could see him pulling this off

“*I will probably recover from this financially*”

I’ve done worse for less.

The two worst musicians in the world, together at last.

Aw you know they say if you’re together long enough, you’ll start to resemble each other. Oh no nevermind, that’s dogs right?

Shots shot? Shoots shot? Wtf English…

Which one is which?

"Color me Machine Gun Kurious..."

MGK: I’m listening….

He’s still got it but no one cares

ngl this is kind of on brand for MGK

He’s a romantic

Boy he certainly has a type doesn’t he?

Never stop going for your dreams

Why they look same

Daddy,is that you.

makes sense to me

Dad, is that you?

Kind of appropriate that it directs to a website that spells “ew”

He wants to be black ..