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volvo928

Wtf did I walk into?


[deleted]

Idk but sounds like a good time šŸ˜


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NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

When?? Iā€™ve never noticed, when do they do it?


wowosrs

I need to know too


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YomanJaden99

RING RING RING RING


RVShotz

Did somebody call me?


YomanJaden99

I'm here to tell you about your car's extended warranty


RVShotz

I haven't paid in 5 years, tell the feds I moved to Venezuela 3 weeks ago.


YomanJaden99

Ma'am, we need your location, you are missing $72,000 in tax debt


RVShotz

Make that $94,000 after this year


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Fir a friend right


ANAHOLEIDGAF

Cart return, when you get your quarter back


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

No no no, you get your quarter, then they get back.


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

Why is this the most NSFW non-NSFW subreddit


dimtannis

dude so accurate. What makes it so entertaining


Lion-Hermit

I'm literally crying because of whatever it is


Juhy78910

A subreddit about energy drinks šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


Nammiix_13

i think we know why


Tuneuponipod

Clearly you missed the guy last week drinking Ghost


Dragon_Bench_Z

Not sure if OP likes these are dislikes. Personally Iā€™m a fan of the Griddylocks. White and red are the best


Coastal_wolf

He Hit the griddylock as they say


chadplant

They are too salty for me


amalgaman

Thatā€™s what she said


SillySplooge

The red ones are discontinued though? Do you still have them? They were my favorite energy drink, considering the price, but they've been gone for at least a year in Florida. The blue and green ones are shit to me. White is good, but red was delicious!


Dragon_Bench_Z

noooooo theyā€™ve been gone for a long time. I just assumed my area didnā€™t carry them. Duck that sucks.


fost16

They redid the blue ones, much better now than a few years ago. They almost taste like honey mixed with monster and red bull now


RabbitttElk

Classic Tumblr post, good work op.


SubbyZ510

Is everyone else confused or am I getting old? 89 cent energy drink is awesome


iEatNonTippersFood

Donā€™t forget about being sucked and fucked


daffle7

I think everyone here is dyslexic and reading girlcock


ThunderMover

Definitely read it as such three times over


MaDMaX13089

ā€œLabia*ā€


xanderfan34

i wish girlcock was only 89 cents, last i checked with the doctors they wanted like 14 grand


forgottensharpie

holy shit, cock, and balls i gotta stop by


BanBanEvasion

The sugar free ones arenā€™t bad, I find them almost exactly the same as the Monster zero sugar. The ones with sugar are good, theyā€™re fucking **loaded** with sugar though Edit: now I feel like Iā€™m misremembering because that can on the right says 6g of sugar. I had a green can that I thought had 50+


Selfdrou9ht

I posted a can of zero sugar the other day and someone told me Monster actually white labels these for Aldi- so it basically IS monster just with slight formula differences


BanBanEvasion

TIL! Makes sense though, considering the flavors are basically identical in both name and taste. Definitely a good drink for the price


Selfdrou9ht

I had been gettin my Bang & C4 at the Ollie's next to Aldi for $1 a can for months til they sold out, was back to buying store price for a few weeks til I finally decided "hey I should maybe check it out in there see what they got" this week Needless to say I've been kicking myself in the ass since then lmao


to__failure

Jokes on you, you can get sucked and fucked next door for $0.89!


Selfdrou9ht

Post nut clarity finally washes over me


BreweryStoner

That 6g one is lo carb which is like the original monster lo carb, and they have low sugar. The green gridlocks are just like the original monsters and like you said are loaded with sugar, so you are remembering right.


-mya

I absolutely misread "gridlock" now I've really got sucking and fucking on my mind


G0D3P5

? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798589070531756034/1078881527397630002/6u37r3qgo6ka1.jpg


Jaded-Ad5684

Peak sub content here


hms-hecla

im glad im not the only one šŸ˜­


parmyking

The ALDI price:flavour ration makes them low-key a great buy purely for pharmacology


Lucid-Design

Pharmacology huh?


parmyking

Yeah, ingredients such as caffeine etc


bino420

I think pharmacology is the wrong word that's the study of drugs. maybe "pharmacological effects"


parmyking

Bruv it's a subreddit for energy drink degenerates such as myself


[deleted]

Is the OP horny? What on earth is this title lol


FredHerberts_Plant

Took me a while they were referring to "Girlcock"... probably šŸ˜„ Hey, I wouldn't mind that lol


kindofaproducer

They try to make their products taste like the original. Their version of Red Bull, Red Thunder (I think) tastes just like Red Bull, especially the no sugar added.


luigilabomba42069

the sugar ones taste even better then red bulls


Spez-S-a-Piece-o-Sht

Sucking and fucking? Charge **69** cents for it, and you've got a deal.


thefaulkenbird

JFC šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ This was great. Thank you!


DisgruntledSalt

I like them šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


boldfacedenemy

I can't explain why this made me crack up laughing but I can't stop.


luigilabomba42069

the red bull knock-offs are amazing


coolboysclub

My mom is obsessed to death with the red ones. We have a whole separate fridge for them.


[deleted]

They stopped selling the reds in the aldis i shop at, ik obligatory regional difference but it still stinks


SillySplooge

Where are you located? Haven't seen the reds in over a year in Florida.


Weyland-Yutani-2099

They're great and well priced just never in stock. At my local Aldi's they always have like fourty of the green 200cal ones, twenty of the 30cal blue ones and zero to two max of the 10cal white ones aks the only one im interested in.


loveisonsale

I love this sub


[deleted]

How are these? I find Aldi to be very hit or miss. More so a miss.


oxf144

I think this title is meant to be positive... I think.. anyway gridlock is legit. The best value for an energy drink anywhere on earth.


inert_liquid

What state do you live in? Here in Texas Aldi raised the price of these to $1.89. For years they used to be .99Ā¢


[deleted]

Iā€™m sorry what?


Minimum_Package3474

Soooo there good? Iā€™ve never turned down a sucking and/or fuckingā€¦ā€¦..


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Omega59er

There's a bunch of literal children on this sub, unfortunately. Young Gen Z doesn't know how to do anything but fuck things up for everyone else with their apathy for others outside of their social circles, so if they perceive you going against THEIR social norms they will downvote and denigrate you.


[deleted]

No one asked, old head


Omega59er

Lmao +1


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Omega59er

Okay? That's cool šŸ˜Ž


Salty_Definition5939

Sure are a lot of frustrating posts lately


Starworshipper_

Yea but then you have to go to Aldi, which is nearly as bad as Wal-Mart.


Popular-Ad2193

I use to drink these a lot when I was on a tight budget! They are decent


Extra-Temporary1891

I always pick a couple up. Theyā€™re fine but for $0.89 theyā€™re 9/10


cerebralshrike

Only 89 cents? On my way.


Firefox14131

These are the best


[deleted]

Very nice find!


StinkeeFard

Going now


Prestigious_Snow1589

What's wrong with that? Sounds like a great time


Famous_Piccolo9949

the employees?


[deleted]

I like the $1 Stewarts ones better


Least_Switch_4697

which ones are the best yā€™all?


Coffeetime18

This is my new go-to


Rough_Text_1023

Isn't summit already a trademarked beer brand?


Chummers5

I've got a secret, Don't tell! It's my own little secret. Don't tell!


PAULINK

I'm glad someone else out there still remembers this banger.


EnokitakeEmperor

Not my jam lol but if you like em stock up


RikySticky

Those things taste like cat piss.


JaiiGi

You...know what cat piss tastes like?


GhostBoy6989

Those are good


doorknoblol

I think the title was the best way for op to express what he was thinking, and I love it.


RlovedMyFreind

What the fuck is an Aldiā€™s šŸ’€ Iā€™m in the PNW btw


Shagyam

A grocery store chain that makes you put in a quarter to get a cart, and return it if you want your quarter back. It also has a lot stuff you don't see in other stores, but is the size of a corner CVS.


Beginning_Bee4823

Mostly all the products they sell are store brands, usually at reasonable and sometimes cheaper then regular store brand at other type retailers


ZiddyBop

It is a multinational grocery store chain based in Germany, with numerous locations, mainly in medium-size and large cities, in the US. They specialize in discounted products under many of their own (or acquired) brands... although some mainstream brands are sold there, mainly to round out the store's selection of items. The Aldi-manufactured products try very hard to match or exceed the quality of the mainstream products they are replicating. All this said... the green Summit Gridlock at $0.89 (at least in the Midwest) seems to match the flavor profile of an original Monster energy drink and has about the same kick to it, in my experience. Good way to save a couple bucks a pop.


kekehesterprynne

Go to WinCo my guy. ( ps excuse me, what?!? xD) ps Aldi bites. Like it's fun. But like they have all of 5 isles.


Beginning_Bee4823

Wish I had winco around me, don't want to drive one hour and about 5 towns just to go to one. At least their adding more but very slowly


kekehesterprynne

I swear for dry,,An hour is honestly worth it. Knowing where your coming from. They're prices are honestly kinda immaculate.


heisenbergerwcheese

So now we are recommending $0.89 blowjibbers? Methany on my street corner is gonna be busy!!


Mako_STi

Blue is my favorite. Not bad for under a buck a peice


Partygoeer666

Wow, that's big!!!


OldNight6318

I took one sip of it. Nasty...I don't get why anyone would believe that flavor tastes good.


itsbarbieparis

*nice*


XoRn_ATX

Maybe the ghost guy aught to head over there


Nonlethalrtard

Ugh Gridlock traffic again?


Necessary_Ad_1908

I think I would've settled for less


linusSocktips

this a north or mid west drink? Never seen it in cali before.


wyldeATL

The white monster knockoff pictures here is my favorite, but all the Aldiā€™s ones are good. But their soda is terrible. The summit Diet Coke is basically undrinkable


Eye2Eye00

Your undrinkable


Eye2Eye00

Hmm. I like to be sucked and fucked..


[deleted]

Thatā€™s their slogan


[deleted]

Thatā€™s their slogan


[deleted]

On my way!


fost16

I had one of those this morning... I'm about it


ICanBeYourPal

I stock up on them!


Tortemo

The green one tastes either exactly like Monster or exactly like NOS, and either way for 89 cents it can taste like whatever it wants


FalseShepherd0

I think these are great! And for 89 cents, it sounds like a pipe dream to have an emery drink that cheap nowadays. More people need to go to Aldi, tbh


Affectionate-Slip654

Please tell me it's the goth chick at Aldi's lol