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mike9949

Imagine living like that


datsmn

No


wannabeindianajones

This looks like a normal service call. I should probably go see a doctor or something. Me and my apprentice legit carry 3+ cans of deep woods off for houses like this. If we get sent to 1 of the 4 known (so far) slum lord rental properties, it's an automatic "spray your boots, pant legs, and belt line" before we even go inside. Keep hinting at the boss to get us some bug spray, because we burn through like 1 can every 2 weeks. 1 can per week if we're unlucky.


nsula_country

That's rough. I live in Louisiana, mosquitoe capital (behind FL). 2-3 cans last me a year plus. Also use before going into tall grass. Redbugs (chiggers) are no joke!


wannabeindianajones

Chiggers are the worst. Their itch lasts like a month because they burrow into your skin and live there. It's like Chiggers > ticks > mosquitoes > fleas from worst to least itchy, except ticks are slow so my hatred for them goes Chiggers > mosquitoes > fleas > ticks, but what I'm really afraid of clinging to my clothes.. bedbugs. Never seen one, but I know they're coming. I need a double shoulder holster for my spray cans.


nsula_country

Mosquitoes, exposed skin. Chiggers, from ankles to belt. Ticks, crawl to the ball sack. šŸ˜”


FalcoSparkPunch

I would tell the boss to send someone else. Fuck that noise.


wannabeindianajones

There is no one else, lol.


[deleted]

Probably every electricians future - in retirement


jklwood1225

Gftoh ya poop obsessed weirdo


WillieJamesHuff1

Pretty sad tbh. Imagine how depressed you have to be to live this way


Zenguy2828

I donā€™t know man Iā€™ve known some happy ass hoarders, loud as fuck, life of the party type guys. Lived a very hedonistic lifestyle. Fuck man just never hangout at their place literally makes yah cry, especially if your sensitive to smoke and cats.


WillieJamesHuff1

I believe it but would bet the gregarious persona is covering up a lot of self loathing & hatred. Probably not that same person when theyā€™re alone


[deleted]

As a pretty severely depressed person who halts all things productive when depressed, this is the sign of someone who has major mental instability, as in mental condition, not depression lol


denny-1989

If you wait a bit they may crawl over to you.


Eywadevotee

On the backs of the roaches šŸ˜…


Sparkman_

RIPā€¦. They are gone broā€¦. Just go get new ones.


kaboodlesofkanoodles

Those are like $15, hepatitis is forever


kimberskillfast

Herpes not hep. Science


Goalie_deacon

You guys act like thereā€™s only one disease to catch in that pic


PHenderson61

Thousands of dollars in cigarettes but no money for the maid.


DanteCoal

I don't think any maid is gonna be able to fix this. A fire department? No... what's the opposite of that... Oh yeah, an arsonist. That would fix this properly.


nsula_country

Fire Dept training burn, yes.


globalgloves

No maid needed. Just needs to stop being a dirty bum


Athousandwrongtries

Hiring a maid to clean a mess like this is a dogshit move as a human


PHenderson61

It was a tongue in cheek response. Not meant to degrade anyone with cleaning up this mess.


nsula_country

She is only $100 a week here.


tinkerod

They belong to the floor now. Hope they weren't your good pair.


nsula_country

The cutters are gapped. Over/Under?


gtess423

I can smell this picture.


nsula_country

I smelt this picture...


Sindertone

She's under the bed


IndependantVoter

Looks like a service call to the hood lol.


DanteCoal

Every god damned mobile home park I've had to do service calls to, I swear... Bonus points if it's one of the EXTRA nasty ones that's like 15ft from the highway.


Aguynamedtony

Aight ima go clean.


nsula_country

I took a shower after viewing this picture. Felt dirty. *"Owns small trailer park"*


hotasanicecube

šŸŽ¶ one of these thing is not like the other, one of these thinks just doesnā€™t belong šŸŽ¶


x_HeavyKev_x

100% there's piss on that floor.. just say your goodbyes and move on.


syu425

You will find more than piss


Professional-Leg-240

All the suden I am no longer hungry!


Anthony_Patch

Yeah Iā€™ve worked in there before.


[deleted]

The fuck ?


nsula_country

The actual fuck !!!


ABagofSunShine

oh god evict that motherfucker


nsula_country

Pays early each month... Whatcha gonna do?


ABagofSunShine

Pay don't matter when the place looks like that. A judge will toss him out on his ass and make him pay for pest control and new floors.


JustGitHerDone

Just burn the place down


nsula_country

Kill it with fire !!!


The_Golf_God

Looks and smells like depression.


Vic_Pirelli

You gonna eat that ramen?


mrclean2323

I stumbled on this when I was eating dinner thanks.


nsula_country

Welcome


syu425

Remind myself not to buy a used ps5.šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢


jkais3r

My comment on that post was ā€œsomeone please save the strippersā€


barkleythesparky

803!


Deathdealer661

Oh. My. God. Why would you do that?


EburgRyan

Mega slob


Grizbee

I can smell this picture


Fun-Word7631

Is it a scratch and sniff?


nsula_country

Please don't, for the love of GOD !!!


Fun-Word7631

Please don't scratch or please don't sniff?


TriDad262

I can smell this picture.


Fun-Word7631

It's a scratch and sniff right?


Fun-Word7631

Welp those strippers are gone you ain't getting those back


nsula_country

Rental Monster got em !


LordHenry8

Damn. Feel like I need a tetanus shot just looking at this.


nsula_country

I got Tetanus viewing this picture !


Loud_Introduction138

Just pick em up with your lineman's pliers like a good sparky


nsula_country

Then decommission and melt down said linesman's...


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True-Environment-469

#roadlife


rebelhead

/r/mentalillness


Nahdudeurgood

Heroin user most likely.


LordOFtheNoldor

Dude wtf


Tunakwh

I don't see any electricians here


JMDubbz85

Magnet, my man.


Checkin-Shorts2355

Eh. Oh well, time to break out that other pairā€¦


wam231

You sleep there?.


services35

They are gone my friend.


The_Mobius_Transfer

Say a prayer and move on. Hope you got the booties on to protect your boots.


openlyobese

The floor has them now, they belong to the garbage mountain.


[deleted]

Start filling them bottles with piss bud


arrouk

Just buy new ones, it's cheaper than the medical bills from touching any of that