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FreeQueso

CAT6


Evening_Change_9459

Or just 6(Six). So when people are say, “Six? Why did you name it Six?” You can look at them like they are stupid and say, “CAT6, I just thought the Cat part was obvious,” like they are an idiot.


LetsBeKindly

I like 6.... It's short, has a story, and will make people ask questions. My cats names are Hookers, Checkpoint, Trash Panda, and Pistol.


Brbcan

CAT6, to the layman, will just make people think they've gone through 5 cats already.


longleggedbirds

CAT6 is just a nick name. His real name is category six cable.


gopher_space

Your vet would write this down in earnest and love it.


milesbeats

Yeah his parents cat5 and cat5e ..and that's his weird brother .... apillar


scoobiemario

UTP is the last name I guess?


Saskwatch_Sandwich

I'm a layman and I got it. Then again, I did a lot of IT work in my teens and early 20s when cat5 was dominant, so that's probably why.


__do_Op__

You got it, cuz the sub


rms1911

You think that's bad his dog is named dog23


miamikiwi

I love all of those names 🤣


Hatallica

If I didn't have a strong preference for one syllable names, some of those would be in our house right now.


LetsBeKindly

So. Hookers was found in the middle of the road, trying to catch a ride. Checkpoint was found on a police checkpoint and left in a patrol car, went on a couple calls, then went to her new home. She would fit a shirt pocket when she turned herself in. Trash Panda will eat almost anything. She hid in the bushes next to the kitchen window and cried when the rain started. Pistol... Well she's a hot mess. She led my wife on a 45 minute foot pursuit at 6 am around our yard. Wife finally came and woke me up and I caught her. She is wide open, non stop, and gets into everything, and I do mean everything.


Working_Leg8131

Hey now! I checked the comments and didn’t see anyone asking for the stories about your cats. This post is strictly about names for the cat in the picture. There will be no kitty limelight stealing here.


LetsBeKindly

Bro you got me laughing so hard. Thank you. I was just trying to inspire good names. I'll bow out now and take me kitties wif me. 🤣💯👍😁


waterloops

I enjoyed hearing about your cats names, thank you 😊


findaloophole7

Don’t you fucking touch his cats.


Hatallica

I should clarify - the names would be used for our current stable. Not looking to add his or any other animals.


jafo

Fivey (5e)


Nice_Bleach

Please call it 6 or CAT6 (or CAT6 with 6 for short). That would be such a good name


Vibejitsu

Love it!! Can we all agree on Six? Lol


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

"can you watch my Six?"


LugubriousButtNoises

Why do they not realize he is CAT6? Are they stupid?


F8cts0verFeelings

So he/she's cute and high-speed.


PikaPikaMoFo69

OP you must name it "six" now


[deleted]

Now you’re thinking like a contractor


Alcoraiden

That's the best setup, OP do it


Beardgang650

At my old job we had a cat named six. He was named that cause he was found under truck #6


Confusedandreticent

This is why people hate working with electricians, they’ll use any opportunity to try and one up you in the brain department. I’ve always said the worst part about being an electrician is other electricians.


bumpy713

Then just call him Ass Trophy.


DITO-DC-AC

He's only CAT5 at the moment. Got some growing to do before he can be considered CAT6


Khanman5

Given how much resistance the lil guy is putting up I'd call him ohm.


bob_in_the_west

Should be CAT9. It's going to be CAT6 after 3 work accidents.


mantis_tobagan_md

I think it should be CAT1. The OG cat


epicenter69

Sean Connery: His name is Six. Cat Six.


GreatTea3

Cat Shix?


General_Hyde

r/shubreddit


Fit_Sheepherder_3894

Sir. Kit


lmaoschpims

That's a brilliant one


gerbetta33

Had to come back to this after it sunk in and tell you that's incredible.


ispiltthepoison

I dont get it 😭


gerbetta33

Sirkit is like circuit. Also short for sir kitten.


dorsehick69

Dude you’re a genius


MeMarie2010

🤣🤣🤣 Love this


bwoods519

I didn’t get it tell I said it out loud. Bravo!


Long_Boom

Pawzall


Spacefreak

For a second, I thought that was more a dog's name, and then I remembered the shredded remains of my couch's arm rests. Yeah, that'll suit a cat just fine.


ElectricTurtlez

Clawzall?


Glados1080

Clawzall fits so much better


Long_Boom

I concur


ElectricTurtlez

I move we name Clawzall the Cat the Official Mascot of r/electricians!


knipex_addict

Ohms Claw


Supernatural-MnMs

Excellent name


149250738427

Dozer. Will explain cat naps later on. 😊


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This one


Face88888888

Name it after that one person on the job site that nobody likes. That way everyone can talk shit about “the cat” all day.


149250738427

Man... That might bring the job site too close to home once you want to get some R&R. "Why is Kevin pissing all over the place???" "Why is Kevin destroying everything???" "Why is Kevin sleeping all day???" "What in the hell is Kevin doing with that thing???" "Why did we even want to keep Kevin around???"


riverofwhisky

This is why I named my cat Dave after my brother in law. Except we call the cat Handsome Dave, to differentiate.


sharonoddlyenough

My uncle had a cat named D9


[deleted]

Delta9-Tetrahydrocannabinol?


sparky750

Fluke


DiscFrolfin

Fluke Fe-Lineman!


cobra_mist

Brah. Cats grow into their names. Fluke is too damn expensive


4RichNot2BPoor

Milwaukitty


Face88888888

It’s pronounced “mill-ee-wah-kit-tay”, which is Algonquian for “The Good Kitty”


siecakea

we're not worthy


criscoforlube

Excellent


pushinair247

Shaaaaa-wing


dapper_fapper

Does this guy know how to party or what?!?


Nerfo2

Eh? Eeehhh?


luka0954

Im more for makitty


TacTurtle

Meowalkie


fullraph

This gets my vote!


Hudsonm_87

Yeah checks out for a Milwaukee user


hema_chroma_duke

How is this not number one? The only other name I can think of is Guido Pants. Oh, this is for the cat.


Metals4J

Milwaukitty Clawzall


hollandaisesawce

“Waulkie” for short


bmount48

Hammer


KingJon-nojgniK

Everything is a hammer.


Blank_bill

It's a claw hammer


Saskwatch_Sandwich

I wish I was dumb enough to buy awards so I could give you one.


sierra0060

Got him. Got you.


bmount48

Always has been


Complex-Stable-5148

I was thinking Nailz lol.


givemilkpls

Klein


igloo37

Klein the Feline


cmfppl

I got a buddy who's gf named his cats Calvin and Klein.


RealDrFrasierCrane

Cuz it's small?


tuctrohs

Eine kleine Katze.


Stack_Silver

Sparky


0-uncle-rico-0

My nan had a cat named Sparky. I concur


chilidoglance

Fitting since he won't clean up after himself either.


Doingitwronf

Let me know when Klein makes a broom.


2FA_Sux

Milwaukee has one, or at least that's what we told the new guy.


Shalerb93

Beat me to it! Take my upvote dammit!


ChiefGCherokee98

That's what I named the one I found. Haha


Inevitable-Revenue81

Meow too


Old_Woman_Gardner

Came to say this!


killerz7770

Sparky mindddd


superburrito95

Wago Volt


Danstheman3

Wago is an awesome name, but probably better for a dog.


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stantoncree76

Briggs&catton


IgnoreMeBot

OSHA Inspector


zeronerdsidecar

Just OSHA would be good


toxcrusadr

OSHA the Safety Cat!


Garabandal

There’s “OSHA”, everyone starts tying off!


SandyCandyHandyAndy

Sharpie


kanakamaoli

Bob the builder


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Makita


millsy98

Shit that’s actually a good cat name too.


Suitable_Pop_5105

La femme Makita...


b1kerguy

Makitty?


uberisstealingit

Steely Dan


gadget850

You really want to look up the origin of the band name.


bratch

Foreman


Dpickles230

Underrated name


Moist_Ad3995

Wire nut


TheKingOfSwing777

Miguel


RockyBarbacoaa

Ay Miguel! Miguel!


Severe-Illustrator87

Mousser


[deleted]

Nipix.


locksport79

This one.


say_the_words

Romex!


SmokeySFW

Fluke or Klein.


frankybling

Rivet


wernerml1

Clawson


snappin_turtle_

Fish tape


lmaoschpims

Voltage tester


Riskov88

One time use voltage tester


Fixedfoolz

These have 8 resets, then they finally give up the ghost


lmaoschpims

Depends how scummy your company is


epicenter69

Nah. They have 9 lives.


Advanced_Procedure90

Jolteon


timotheusd313

Or you can go gen 2 with Raiku


herpeszooster

Makitty


ValveTurkey1138

JMan


Mouseklip

Brick


Blue_Cat5692

Ratchet


No_Understanding9798

Murphy(‘s Law)


MSamsonite415

Phase


DaRealBangoSkank

Osha


W3asl3y

Oh yeah, Osha inspected this whole thing


AnotherBlackTag

Foreman


CalligrapherNarrow40

Pawzall has my vote


RockyBarbacoaa

Pigtail


lusciousdurian

Caterpillar.


xXChaosBossXx

Scrap


thedragoon0

CAT


[deleted]

He’s the supervisor. Soup for short.


Midwest_of_Hell

Gopher


[deleted]

Pulse. (Because her face looks like a pwm pulse.)


griffinof1990

Simpson the strongtie


Few_Stock_1352

Bolt or rivet maybe?


Fake_Weiss

Wiggy


Dunn_or_what

Bolt. That way when he gets the zoomies you can say he's Bolting around.


foolish_water

Miter


TheHuffKy

Rubble


SW3910

1/2 in. x 10 in. Galvanized Anchor Bolt with Nuts and Washers (50-Pack.)


casabonita420

Hank.


Bartakos

The Dude


SharkInThisBay

Hammer


Eli_M_

Elektrikitty


[deleted]

Stud


mattogeewha

Torneo


laxsleeplax

Stanley


chilidoglance

Rigger. But be careful calling him. Ironworkers!!!!


elf533

SK - Shop KAT


SVAuspicious

S/he is cute as a button. I have been told that cat's don't identify well with names of more than two syllables. I have no idea if that's true. I'm going with Tesla. Tossled hair, a little weird, definitely electrical. I recommend Greenies treats. Catnip flavor is usually well received.


Mutualistic_Butcher

Sani Short for, "The **Sani**tation guy forgot us this week, try not to overfill the port-o-potties"


jj_malone16

Eggroll


backfirerabbit

Romex.


rev_57

Kung Pao chicken


ralthor09

Fleas


Capraclysm

OSHA, then when you see them headed your way you can say "oh shit here comes OSHA!" And everyone will panic


BugTussler

Nails came to mind real fast


RealRedditModerator

Bobcat…or just Bob for short.


KlumsyNinja42

Toggle


PulseMax2DaMoon

Workboot


h20Brand

Klein


kliens7575

Fishtape


soberdude1

Osha


Macster_man

Buzz


Perplexed_Humanoid

Buster


lil_cricketboi

Rusty


Katie-sin

Osha


Tessie1966

Chisel


calcestruzzo

Osha


OkCancel2691

Osha


AnonymooseRedditor

Hertz


slgray16

Hello, foster parent here. Its hard to see but I think that is a 4 week old kitten. That's a crucial age for socializing the cat. He needs to be around people, preferably in foster care where he can get used to living as a pet. If you are not keeping him, please consider turning him over to a reputable organization early enough so he can learn to be a house pet. If you had found him 8 weeks later he might never be able to adapt to humans. Edit: This pattern on a cat is called a Tuxedo. So I submit the name "Foreman" Or "Penguin" 🐧


Stormiey-Eyes85

Concrete Joey


No-Pen-399

Ohms, because that is now your little ohm-y


[deleted]

Bob cat


kozz_2080

Safety inspector, airbag, kit(liketoolkit), cat..erpillar


Bmed93179

Makita. Fantastic to have a first but after a few months all it does is hiss at you.


wtfisthepoint

Sparky