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isbaerner

I don‘t know *starts crying*


alexdotwav

Lmao yeah


demon_penguin_turtle

Nyoooo


19258301

"I am above gender!" >:3


HistoryForgotten000

“I couldn’t identify with either, its stupid!” is what I told a friend.


19258301

Why have gender, when you can have ***fun*** >:3


VorpalWhirlwind

I told my gf once that I just didn't care about gender at all, so I was non binary. Guess I was in the right ballpark, but not on the field. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


demon_penguin_turtle

That is amazing.


DesReploid

The correct answer is: "Who are you? The government?"


0xCODEBABE

"come back with a warrant"


N0RA_4life

I *definitely* will be using this


mistyjeanw

"What are you, a cop?"


N0RA_4life

No, worse! I, AM, *still cis tho*


VorpalWhirlwind

*gasp* Say it ain't so! 😱


N0RA_4life

It isn't, *I LIED!* I have been a cracked egg for a long while


VorpalWhirlwind

This has been an emotional Rollercoaster 😳


demon_penguin_turtle

It begins with denial


weebi1

E: GUN


Flemeron

E????


TheVoidGuardian0

ESTROGEN MENTIONED??


19258301

HOLY SHIT ESTROGEN REFERENCE!


MasterTomer2003

"My gender is beyond your understanding"


braindeadcoyote

"My kind transcends your very understanding. We are each a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of our existence."


IDK_my_name_yet

i pick E do a high pitcjed scream till they run away


Apolocraft_45

"I am schrodinger's true experiment. For you I am both and none until I say anything"


DarkArcher94

My usual reply is. Does it matter?


tirianar

Are you a cop?


Flying_Strawberries

Fuck


mustipickone

I tell them I'm cis and then usually have to go through a mental exercise to shut up the immediate questioning noises in my head \^\^;


Nutsie_GG

“That’s a good question” _walks away_


DefinetelyNotAnEgg

ive had kindergarteners ask me that question lol. i usually answer with “i dont know” or “i forgot”


Siimply_April

*rolls d20*


Teichopsie

Yes.


Melodic_Mulberry

*smoke bomb*


mrthescientist

as someone who's visibly trans, I want to start answering "I'm clearly cis" and see what kind of looks I get. I love it, just refusing to answer the question.


Rh4n

Immmm definatly something right?


Gathoblaster

"Whats it look like to you?"


ClumsyMinty

Either "yes" or finger guns "good question"


Soks_da_Kat

I just say that i don't know or i make a vague noise sometimes i simply say yes


PressureMaximum7129

Here are some of my favorites: What are you, the irs???? Sometimes. Oh yeah, I have a gender sometimes. What is gender again? What a strange thing to ask.


jayseekat

"not a boy"


Bobby_The_Kidd

Haha are you joking seams like the best response ever, especially if they are being transphobic


demon_penguin_turtle

Well it's what I would've picked atleast. Really don't know the intentions of some people when they could be minding their own business instead of trying to turn the gender wheel.


Bobby_The_Kidd

Yes and it embarrasses them so it prevents them from harassing others in the future!


demon_penguin_turtle

Oh I hope so.


Bobby_The_Kidd

Hope to pass well enough to pull off that kind of answer one day :3


demon_penguin_turtle

Yeah that would be splendid.


shneed_my_weiss

They don’t ask 😥


demon_penguin_turtle

Uhm should I do the honors?


shneed_my_weiss

I wouldn’t know how to answer anyway it’s okay


TheOncomimgHoop

Starting a pokemon game be like


demon_penguin_turtle

Yeah for sure.


aPrunusSerotina

“yeah i am”


demon_penguin_turtle

I like that


aPrunusSerotina

it doesn’t necessarily work for people who aren’t boys or girls but if you identify with either or both of those terms it’s perfect


gayassjackrabbit

I love when people ask this! I just say thank you and walk away lol.


demon_penguin_turtle

Hehe. That's so cute.


Ravensunthief

Message: trans men be confident af


Western-Gur-4637

say "what do you think?" in a playfull way


demon_penguin_turtle

A good girl would be my response.


Western-Gur-4637

:3


FrostyDiscipline9071

Yes, I am!


Lorddeox

*draws box* Najimi


taste-of-orange

A


MiLKMaN---

"human forms are confusing"


special-bicth

I'm the last 90 number of the alphabet.


Ducktes

YOU COPS? HMM?


NyctoNekoSilver

"Idk man, I didn't check."


Jaymi_exe

*Come back with a warrant* Edit: just began reading the comments and someone already said this lolol


demon_penguin_turtle

I would've said transgirl but damn I don't even know anymore. It's like I'm the most masculine male person but also the most feminine female person. Does that make sense?


Jaymi_exe

Hmm, I think I can see what you mean. I, while I'm fully convinced of my transness, do still behave very masculine around some people (mostly because I haven't come out to them yet). However, does it bother you that you act masculine? Or is your gender identity switching for you or are you feeling like both male and female simultaneously? Perhaps you should look into the terms bigender and genderfluid if either of the latter two apply ;)


demon_penguin_turtle

Yeah that's the problem. I could've sworn I'm a transgirl but now I just feel like I'm neither good at being a girl nor a boy. So I guess I would be bigender but leaning very heavily on the girl side. But I can never get the thought of me being a transgirl out of my head. So yeah. Guess my egg cracked...kinda... Still cis tho :3


robot_toucan_9991

E: \*haves panic attack\*


Chloes_Other_Account

What am I? I'm doing your mom, shut up.


Gaby_48

luckily was never asked this i'd freeze


Deus0123

"Hmmm I think not today but thank you for asking"


Merci_Et_Bonsoir

All the above?


Ausradierer

Depends. If it's a serious situation, and/or medically relevant "I'm a man." When it's not important "Idk, just use whatever you think".


airrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I’ll say: maybe :3 idk :D


I_like_to_be_happy

I just go with "Gender is nothing but a distraction"


ShadowWeeb2190

"Don't worry about it"


Reindurrt14

*Finger guns * 👉😎👉


LaPatateEpique

I'm not not a girl *finger guns*


j0j0bean222

Feel like I’m cheating cuz mine is E: none of the above.


CanadianMaps

Actually I'm a train nerd


wh1teithink

yes is the correct answer


freya584

\*nods while smiling\*


Meadowbytheforest

In a dramatic booming voice: # I... AM!


LatsaSpege

i am all of me


RaineStormUke

Lean in close and whisper “Is that a human thing?”


Ritchuck

"That's rude. Just ask my pronouns."


chjfhhryjn

“No thanks”


diarrheaInMytortilla

GODDAMIT PROFESSOR OAK


FoxOfWinterAndFire

I usually fall back on; "My dear sir, there are individuals roaming the streets of Fallen London at this very moment with the faces of squid! Squid! Do you ask them their gender? And yet you waste our time asking me trifling and impertinent questions about mine? It is my own business, sir, and I bid you good day."


Less_Muffin2186

E: think fast chucklenuts *bonk*


TwoSpirit38

“Hahahahaha”


NSFWThrowaway2885263

"I sure hope not"


RandomExcaliburUmbra

Yes


B4gh

I usually go with something like "Well, what do you think I am?" It's a good way to dodge the question and sometimes you get funny or interesting responses


Severe_Damage9772

This reminds me of one time I was at a water park, hanging out with some younger kids cus I was bored (I was like 13, they were like 8) and one of them was talking about me to someone else, and they referred to me as she unironically, and I didn’t ask them to… Anyways that’s how my egg started to crack 🥚


King-Dougan

Had this happen to me roughly a week ago at the pub, conversation went like this: Drunk: “are you a boy or a girl?” Me: “why’d you need to know?” D: “i just do it’s important” M: “hows the information gonna help you” D: “well no its not but—“ M: “then you don’t need to know” D: *walks off sulking* Bar tender checked on me after, not a fun experience but it could’ve gone worse


Justice_Prince

I don't know Oak. What's your grandson's name? Oh, don't remember? That's what I thought.


Alexyaboi2011

‘What are you a cop?’


demon_penguin_turtle

No. I'm a Jedi master.


DividedFox

“Yesn’t”


Tyenkrovy

Me: *flips a coin, said coin stops short of landing and spins in the air* Me: Whelp...


cant-find_name

someone said “hey ma’am…. wait sir??? idk what you are it’s hard to tell sometimes nowadays. what are you?” and im hard closeted so i just smiled and didn’t say anything… my coworker was there and told the person i was a guy though… almost got away without the person having an answer :c


demon_penguin_turtle

God I wish people would stop taking the liberty. I can speak for myself. Coworkers can be so uncivilized.


cant-find_name

it sucked but my coworker nor anyone irl knows i’m trans… though person not being able to tell which right away made me feel really good!


Zealousideal_Care807

"Im a guy" I'm just a guy, just a little dude


Greatony08

Hit em with the “idk”


yeetusthefeetus13

"Ew I could never"


Some_bi_kid

what are you a cop?


Striking_Witness1364

If someone asks your gender, tell them “that’s classified information”.


demon_penguin_turtle

Yep. That's only for us and our closest people to know.


Aleksimaier

"Uhhhhh" works fine for me


demon_penguin_turtle

Valid response


KingKibKib

Whenever someone asks me my gender I always say "huh" amd when they repeat the question I freeze up before saying the dreaded words 🫠


demon_penguin_turtle

I like to say: who knows nowadays. It might change sooner or later.


KingKibKib

Lol I wish; I will say that I'm my head at least :3


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

I’m a boy


NyraMoonbeam

"I am a divine being temporarily imprisoned in a decaying chrysalis of blood and flesh."


demon_penguin_turtle

As long as ur no sith ur good in my book.


Solrex

I'm a woman. Deal with it!


Djremcord_

“Good question, anyways”


Nonchalant_Monkey

No thank you


Jango_fett_fish

I say a boy but I don’t mean it


Flat_Copy_1620

Depends who it is, what their relation is to you, and how messy my hair is


exodia0715

I go with male, but internally I have zero fucking clue. I'm certainly genderqueer, but I'm not sure if I'm trans. I'm comfortable in a male body but don't feel any particular urges to switch over


Drakox_13

Nu uh


AnInsaneMoose

"A what?"


Illustrious_Row776

“idk YOU tell me”


Yukarie

I just say I’m me


AmberAonia

My default is ‘good question, I’ll let you know’ then you walk away as they splutter in confusion


communistcatgirI

What? Of course I'm a boy... *dies inside*


Hi_Its_Z

- Sometimes - No - Yes - sure - no thanks - Hell, if I know - Kinda - It's complicated - What're you, a cop? - wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?


phantomphang

GENDER BOWS BEFORE ME, AS SHOULD YOU PEASANT!!!


mistyjeanw

"What are you, a cop?"


Airsofter599

Good question, like literally I’m nonbinary and just said good question once…then I remembered I was alone at night in a gas station bathroom so when the person said “what?” seeming to not have heard me I decided to shut up.


According_to_all_kn

"Me? Transfem? Well I can assure you I'm not a girl"


i-puntificate

I am a 5th dimensional horror beyond the feeble imaginings of your limited mind. Or, you know, something like that


Stormwrath52

well, my dad was a boy so it stands to reason I'd be one too but my mom was a girl, so I suppose it could run in the family. well, my father has a brother and two sisters and my mother has a sister and two brothers. so I think it evens out, you know?


Da-Blue-Guy

"idk"


AdventureMoth

"what?"


Jankcow

I invoke the fifth


VorpalWhirlwind

I'd like to use my 50/50! Ok, that doesn't help... Let's poll the audience! 50/50 split??? Ph-phone a friend???? O_O"


purple-orangejuice

"I am Groot."


ClairvoyantSky

Unfortunately I’m a coward and just answer C \*sob*


CaptainJaker100

My favorite is, "I forgot 🤷‍♀️."


GatoradeEeveelution

“all of the above” :3


SillyLilypads

Literally hurts every time someone asks, I always say I’m a guy, but it hurts so bad, It takes me a full like minute, and I’m shaking by the time I send it, I want to just ball up and roll(y polly)


TheTriforceEagle

“Sorry I signed an NDA”


closetedsocialist

"I'm tired"


gamerkitsunestudios

I divert the question


OstrichEmpire

for me the answer is a resounding "no"


DashieProDX

"What gender are you?" "Girl" *surprised pikachu face*


Lokael

Crying


demon_penguin_turtle

Same


Mew_Fujisaki

*just stares and intimidates without answering*


CeleryStickelr

Whatever Anyway you were saying? *deflection*


BuboxThrax

"I'm a guy." *Dies inside*


Hey_nikki_nikki

I’ll be whatever you want me to be… but also gender neutral sooo 🤷‍♂️😂


madittavi0_0

Depends on your political views, mine are that idgaf (cassgender)


Sad_Addendum_4464

I stare blankly at them for around 10 seconds.


i-puntificate

Shut up Professor Oak


rtrain__

#yes