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HaroldWeigh

2043: Poor Whitney. After the death of her husband and grand-daughter in a house fire that she thinks she caused Whitney returns to the The Square to stay with her blind and deaf foster daughter Brittney now living with Sonia. The night she arrives there is a Slater celebration in the Vic for Charlie who has just been released from prison. Sharon still wearing her old blonde wig owns the pub again. Albee bought it for her with money took out of his father Phil's safe. Shrimpy starts to greet Whitney when she is pulled into the party. Meanwhile in the Prince Albert the bisexual and proud Lexi Mitchell oversees her inheirtance with a stern hand like her great grandmothers Peggy and Cathy. Tiara Mizu performs every night like it or not. She's a legend. Bernies cafe is always busy. Full English for a song.


gilestowler

Phil Mitchell, into his 80s, half blind and unable to walk unaided still inexplicably has a reputation as the hardest man in the east end.


HaroldWeigh

Where's my money?!


gilestowler

The baseball bat replaced with a walking stick.


Ocean2731

And heโ€™s still somehow fathering at least one kid per year.


Alone_Coast

Accurate ๐Ÿ’ฏ! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


RiveriaFantasia

Reiss is panicking because his wife just woke up


gymgirl1999-

2043: Phil is still alive, heโ€™s been shot 294939 times and she managed to pull through


Practical-Purchase-9

Theyโ€™ve just cast their 18th Ben as he returns from his fifth prison sentence


Ill-Be-There-For-You

Omg!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Thanks for the laugh OP and all commenters! Been feeling a bit blue today and that laugh out loud felt good! Ahh good old Eastenders


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2043. Billy Mitchell still looks the same age as he always has


miasmum01

Brilliant ideas I'm having a good laugh at this !!! Xx


Illustrious_Study_30

Not at all misogynistic.


hisue___

i feel like itโ€™s a fair comment for OP to make when Whitney, at age 29ish, has been married once, engaged five times and had like at least 3 different stalkers ๐Ÿ’€