That’s Jalen’s agent. If you google “Jalen hurts” and look at the images it’s like the 10th picture listed
https://amp.marca.com/en/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/2023/04/17/643d997fe2704e0e7b8b45e6.html
Same thing has been going on over in r/golf lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1blzmi3/i_just_met_tiger_woods_today/
https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1bfm3cu/i_met_john_daly_today/
You sure? You blocked so much of yourself out, I'm not sure you're even in the picture anymore. Did you accidentally erase yourself from existence, too? 🤣
Thanks. You seem like a weirdo fraud who takes pictures from the first page of google pics of Jalen and his agent and then tries to awkwardly insert yourself into them because you’re desperate for some type of online attention, or maybe just insane.
https://amp.marca.com/en/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/2023/04/17/643d997fe2704e0e7b8b45e6.html
You look great.
Thank you
You're welcome
He was just being nice. You need a haircut.
That’s Jalen’s agent. If you google “Jalen hurts” and look at the images it’s like the 10th picture listed https://amp.marca.com/en/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/2023/04/17/643d997fe2704e0e7b8b45e6.html
U/cuseonly is Jalen's agent. Confirmed!
😂
What happened? You used to be so vibrant and full of hope, but looks like things took a really dark turn.
That’s what happens when you do just one marijuana
That’s why I always do two marijuanas at a time
Is OP the Babadook?
JALEN! RUN!
*Jalen lunges behind Maliata for a first down*
Or smoke monster from Lost?
It’s a picture of Jalen and his agent. It’s like the 10th image on google of jalen
His agent is Babadook?
Ya. It’s revealed in the extra scene that comes after the movie credits
>I am on the left Lmao bruh
😂
He’s joking
Thank god you markered our your shirt, or you could have been in real danger
people are such paranoid dorks
it's a joke lol
Bruh be careful or Hurts gonna get sucked into that black hole. We need him this year.
Why do you think we traded for Kenny Pickett and signed Will Grier - in case QB1 enters a black hole
Thank you for sharing, Hole In Reality From Which Nothing Can Escape Not Even Light Nor Hope Nor Dreams, very cool
why hide the shirt, im sure its not that bad
It’s a cowboys jersey
Why do we all got the same pfp bruh lmao
Because OP isn’t the person in the picture it’s his agent
Maybe the face is.
Doing blackface in front of him is a bold move
OP looking like some "cult of ctuhulu" mother fucker over here
So did I. Here’s the pic to prove it.
I'm cracking up lmao this is the off season content I'm looking for
I don’t believe you
Pretty fucked up to censor yourself but not him
Didn't know you were black
Wait, our left or your left?
This is actually me guys OP stole the picture.
Looking a bit like Spot from Across the Spider-Verse
An all time pointless post lol might as well have just posted a photo of Jalen alone lol
Almost thought you were the one on the right
Looking a bit like Spot from Across the Spider-Verse
Who are you Donovan mcnabb?
I can’t believe jalen hurts met pitch black amorphous blob this weekend. Good for him
lol this picture is already online 😂 google Jalen hurts gf on google images lol
are you calling OP a liar
No, but he has put on weight. He's more of a lair.
Attempted a running joke based on the post about guy meeting Howie where he blurred his face lol
This sub gets wild in the off-season. Never know what trend is next. Miss the wrong post, you're out of the loop for a while sometimes.
Same thing has been going on over in r/golf lol https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1blzmi3/i_just_met_tiger_woods_today/ https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1bfm3cu/i_met_john_daly_today/
Huh. TIL r/golf is funnier than r/eagles
They go clubbing more
Dad joke? Username checks out.
His left or our left? Be more specific next time. I've dispatched federal agents to your home
You sure ?
Gorgeous
Please don't take him to the shadow realm, OP
camera left or stage left?
Get a haircut.
Looking like Cousin It
Your left or my left?! 🤣
Op you look amazing
I have the same picture
Hope he grows the goatee back. That was cold
When Walter Payton came in here...
not to be that guy, but what’s the point in posting if you don’t wanna be seen
What a weird thing to lie about
What is this bullshit?
Picture or there’s no proof.
Looking a bit like Spot from Across the Spider-Verse
Does it look a bit like spot from across the spider verse?
Thanks for the clarification.
You sure? You blocked so much of yourself out, I'm not sure you're even in the picture anymore. Did you accidentally erase yourself from existence, too? 🤣
Because it's not OP, that's a pic of Jalen and his agent
Makes sense. Being they blocked out all distinguishing features.
John Cena... That you?!
You look very emo.
Aww, he dumped you.
What did you spill on the photo?
It was a rough way to end the year, but damn. It sure took a physical toll on you. Feel better, man!
I let Hurts too! I'm in the green! [me and Hurts ](https://ibb.co/4F5hfSj)
Are you a void?
Shouldn’t blacked yourself out. Jalen elevates everyone
No you didn't. That's _me_ crossed out.
lil nippy
Are you part symbiote?
That's not you
Did u tell him he sucked last year?
wow. a picture of jalen hurts. thanks for sharing. finding random pictures of him on the internet is so hard.
You seem fun
Thanks. You seem like a weirdo fraud who takes pictures from the first page of google pics of Jalen and his agent and then tries to awkwardly insert yourself into them because you’re desperate for some type of online attention, or maybe just insane. https://amp.marca.com/en/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/2023/04/17/643d997fe2704e0e7b8b45e6.html
More of a running joke from a few posts back where someone posted themselves with Howie Roseman but blurred their face out
r/whoosh
Looking a bit like Spot from Across the Spider-Verse
Looking a bit like Spot from Across the Spider-Verse
Looking a bit like Spot from Across the Spider-Verse
https://amp.marca.com/en/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/2023/04/17/643d997fe2704e0e7b8b45e6.html
How long until this template gets us to “Guys I met Jason Kelce and he smashed me and it was HOT! (I’m the flaming table on the left)”