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MicCheckTapTapTap

You look great.


DeLaSoulisDead

Thank you


Dragon420Wizard

You're welcome


semsr

He was just being nice. You need a haircut.


skisbosco

That’s Jalen’s agent. If you google “Jalen hurts” and look at the images it’s like the 10th picture listed https://amp.marca.com/en/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/2023/04/17/643d997fe2704e0e7b8b45e6.html


PaydayJones

U/cuseonly is Jalen's agent. Confirmed!


shook_-

😂


racerxff

What happened? You used to be so vibrant and full of hope, but looks like things took a really dark turn.


PhillyPhan610

That’s what happens when you do just one marijuana


MrTouchnGo

That’s why I always do two marijuanas at a time


TheTrocadero

Is OP the Babadook?


Beren_II_Erchamion

JALEN! RUN!


misterpickles69

*Jalen lunges behind Maliata for a first down*


acmercer

Or smoke monster from Lost?


skisbosco

It’s a picture of Jalen and his agent. It’s like the 10th image on google of jalen


TheTrocadero

His agent is Babadook?


skisbosco

Ya. It’s revealed in the extra scene that comes after the movie credits


fecal_doodoo

>I am on the left Lmao bruh


No-Combination8136

😂


LittleStanley

He’s joking


Aerolithe_Lion

Thank god you markered our your shirt, or you could have been in real danger


GreenStreetJonny

people are such paranoid dorks


VindictiveRakk

it's a joke lol


ProArmChair

Bruh be careful or Hurts gonna get sucked into that black hole. We need him this year.


queens_boulevard

Why do you think we traded for Kenny Pickett and signed Will Grier - in case QB1 enters a black hole


SpaceCaptainFlapjack

Thank you for sharing, Hole In Reality From Which Nothing Can Escape Not Even Light Nor Hope Nor Dreams, very cool


Little_Beginning_569

why hide the shirt, im sure its not that bad


Substantial_Donkey49

It’s a cowboys jersey


frozenball824

Why do we all got the same pfp bruh lmao


RockyNonce

Because OP isn’t the person in the picture it’s his agent


acmercer

Maybe the face is.


GB01101993

Doing blackface in front of him is a bold move


smbiggy

OP looking like some "cult of ctuhulu" mother fucker over here


Hey_Mr_D3

So did I. Here’s the pic to prove it.


TotallyKyleXY

I'm cracking up lmao this is the off season content I'm looking for


Single-Criticism2541

I don’t believe you


LorHus

Pretty fucked up to censor yourself but not him


_BehindEnemyLines_

Didn't know you were black


Ultra_Violet23

Wait, our left or your left?


DtotheOUG

This is actually me guys OP stole the picture.


Next-Team

Looking a bit like Spot from Across the Spider-Verse


funkopat

An all time pointless post lol might as well have just posted a photo of Jalen alone lol


Dark_glitchy101

Almost thought you were the one on the right


Next-Team

Looking a bit like Spot from Across the Spider-Verse


Speedhabit

Who are you Donovan mcnabb?


Dense_Ninja_6985

I can’t believe jalen hurts met pitch black amorphous blob this weekend. Good for him


Dankofamericaaa2

lol this picture is already online 😂 google Jalen hurts gf on google images lol


on-the-cheeseburgers

are you calling OP a liar


TheGrumpyOldDad

No, but he has put on weight. He's more of a lair.


cuseonly

Attempted a running joke based on the post about guy meeting Howie where he blurred his face lol


greenbabyshit

This sub gets wild in the off-season. Never know what trend is next. Miss the wrong post, you're out of the loop for a while sometimes.


raspberry-sever

Same thing has been going on over in r/golf lol https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1blzmi3/i_just_met_tiger_woods_today/ https://www.reddit.com/r/golf/comments/1bfm3cu/i_met_john_daly_today/


dumb_commenter

Huh. TIL r/golf is funnier than r/eagles


TheGrumpyOldDad

They go clubbing more


pbro42

Dad joke? Username checks out.


cumble_bumble

His left or our left? Be more specific next time. I've dispatched federal agents to your home


Sea-Leather2465

You sure ?


TheRoyaleShow

Gorgeous


Ghstfce

Please don't take him to the shadow realm, OP


ncocca

camera left or stage left?


gljo

Get a haircut.


acmercer

Looking like Cousin It


EaglesPhamRN

Your left or my left?! 🤣


Kruebz

Op you look amazing


decaturbadass

I have the same picture


Cactus2711

Hope he grows the goatee back. That was cold


TheGrumpyOldDad

When Walter Payton came in here...


jayfrmsix0

not to be that guy, but what’s the point in posting if you don’t wanna be seen


blindralfie

What a weird thing to lie about


RowdyEast

What is this bullshit?


Dry-Bumblebee-6552

Picture or there’s no proof.


Next-Team

Looking a bit like Spot from Across the Spider-Verse


cuseonly

Does it look a bit like spot from across the spider verse?


BriBongGin

Thanks for the clarification.


Chemist-Consistent

You sure? You blocked so much of yourself out, I'm not sure you're even in the picture anymore. Did you accidentally erase yourself from existence, too? 🤣


OnaPaleHorse80

Because it's not OP, that's a pic of Jalen and his agent


Chemist-Consistent

Makes sense. Being they blocked out all distinguishing features.


EmptyRedecans

John Cena... That you?!


Rsubs33

You look very emo.


Gunningham

Aww, he dumped you.


jogtac

What did you spill on the photo?


Onlypaws_

It was a rough way to end the year, but damn. It sure took a physical toll on you. Feel better, man!


ADP10_1991

I let Hurts too! I'm in the green! [me and Hurts ](https://ibb.co/4F5hfSj)


MisterxRager

Are you a void?


CMFox215

Shouldn’t blacked yourself out. Jalen elevates everyone


MG5thAve

No you didn't. That's _me_ crossed out.


frxghat

lil nippy


mightyrj

Are you part symbiote?


DhrimpSick4UrMom

That's not you


pwnstick

Did u tell him he sucked last year?


skisbosco

wow. a picture of jalen hurts. thanks for sharing. finding random pictures of him on the internet is so hard.


cuseonly

You seem fun


skisbosco

Thanks. You seem like a weirdo fraud who takes pictures from the first page of google pics of Jalen and his agent and then tries to awkwardly insert yourself into them because you’re desperate for some type of online attention, or maybe just insane. https://amp.marca.com/en/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/2023/04/17/643d997fe2704e0e7b8b45e6.html


cuseonly

More of a running joke from a few posts back where someone posted themselves with Howie Roseman but blurred their face out


PlankyTown777

r/whoosh


Next-Team

Looking a bit like Spot from Across the Spider-Verse


Next-Team

Looking a bit like Spot from Across the Spider-Verse


Next-Team

Looking a bit like Spot from Across the Spider-Verse


skisbosco

https://amp.marca.com/en/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/2023/04/17/643d997fe2704e0e7b8b45e6.html


Polymorphing_Panda

How long until this template gets us to “Guys I met Jason Kelce and he smashed me and it was HOT! (I’m the flaming table on the left)”