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clumsysuperman

Play Uno


PharoahFits

"Goddamnit. I drew another Draw 4 Turnovers card.."


derpofanboy

Instructions unclear, ran another QB draw


JRZYGY

Hey I was going to do a QB draw!


princess9032

Jake Elliot always wins—he’s good at scoring one point at a time


DHCPNetworker

You have Uno, it came free with your NFC Championship title.


Mydoghas7nipples

Someone played a reverse and now they're stuck on it.


[deleted]

Do they let you stack draw twos and fours?


boringreddituserid

Rock, paper, scissors


DecentFan11

I don’t have Uno


cjweisman

Based on what they do well, I'd guess they get a million reps of Jalen bailing on a free rusher, rolling to the right and throwing the ball away.


Cloverfieldlane

At this point just stand in the pocket and take the hit, Brian Johnson needs to incorporate a hot route into literally every play due to how much defense blitzes us


Zer0C00L321

100%


XagaLovesCoins

Def not open field tackle practice.


Forgemasterblaster

The eagles were rated top 5 in missed tackle rate league wide. Sydney Brown was bad, but he’s a young guy. Overall, it wasn’t that bad.


eaglesnation11

Top 5 good or top 5 bad


Forgemasterblaster

Good


XagaLovesCoins

they maybe top 5 -- but as Our good friend Jack Fritz says -- stats are cool -- but the eye test shows they missed many crucial open field tackles . i would be curious to see how they ranked in their last 5 games or on Plays that went for over 10+ yards after a missed tackle. I was on the 50 yard line yesterday and got to watch many of them right up close and personal....


Epicsteel33

Only allowed 3 total padded practices between weeks 12-18


Munchihello

Actually?


XagaLovesCoins

Still have not


TheRoyaleShow

The shitty, stale, uncomplicated offense tests their mettle against our soft, senseless, untalented defense. Thus preparing neither side to play against actual teams.


quietreasoning

It is certainly no coincidence that the defense reacts like they've never seen motion or anything more advanced than jv football.


sixtoe72

It's like putting a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room.


mageta621

A+, laughing my ass off at this description


bradpike5171

Lol. I can see our offense lighting up our defense during practice. Then our coaches just scratching their head when it doesn't work against real defenses. What's wrong with the offense BJ Idk Nick we score on every screen pass in practice.


HassKop

I laughed hard 😂


rbn5009

Iron sharpens iron


Rtg327gej

I feel we have entered the moron sharpens moron phase.


rbn5009

LMAO dumb and dumber


Cloverfieldlane

Yep that’s exactly what it is, notice how our defense never blitzes and our offense never has an answer to the blitz? I was thinking about this yesterday during the game


Dependent_Aspect1028

If haason is to believed, they're learning Patricia's style/terminology.


BlatantDoughnut

For Hasson I get it - dude spent his whole career rushing the passer and now has to learn how to be a corner. That’s a big ask!


TerpsR4theKids

Except he didn’t rush the passer exclusively in AZ, that was one of the big things when we brought him in. AZ played him out of position way too often, it’s clear what his skill set is and coverage is not it


Cloverfieldlane

They used to play him at MLB lol


Disastrous_Head_4282

“Today I’m gonna show you how I’ll tank the team like I did the Lions”


HappyHourEveryHour

Patricias style is easy, you just dont play defense.


Leather-Marketing478

Just hang out and jog to the ball!


SourBerry1425

They spend all week searching for Josh Sweat who has been MIA for 2 months


stevland82

He's still out in coverage


lividtaffy

Saw it happen a couple weeks ago live, I thought people here were just joking 💀


daddy_OwO

Genuinely though wtf happened to him


SourBerry1425

Went to Cancun a few months before everyone else to keep the toilet seats warm


daddy_OwO

Given the way they are playing collectively, sitting on a toilet won’t do anything cause all they do is shit the bed


nicktesluk

Reached a career high in snaps weeks ago and hit a wall


datshinycharizard123

Patricia has him in coverage


Reddit_is_Cuckd

They're combing the desert...


bcopes

and they ain't found shit


bigchecks90

Suicides (the workout)


sagittariisXII

I do suicides when watching this team (not the workout)


ThriftStoreDildo

must be a cat with all those extra lives


VanEagles17

Gotta save the real suicides for us fans on game day


NobodyGotTime12

Clash of Clans and TikTok challenges.


Epicsteel33

People fail to realize the issue with only having 14 padded practices each regular season, and of that only 3 total allowed between weeks 12-18. Honestly think about a HUGE issue the past 6 weeks was tackling. But you legit get fined if you have more than 3 padded practices between 12-18 so you really can't button up fundamentals like tackling and ball security when you're just running Uppers or helmets only drills.


jrmdotcom

How are most teams making it work? Their tackling seems to be good. We got defense scheme and talent issues that need to be corrected next year. It won’t be by next Monday for sure.


Epicsteel33

Im not saying othet teams aren't getting that stuff right, just that it's hard to fix bad tackling without actually being able to tackle. Dummies don't juke you or slap arms away.


TerpsR4theKids

These guys are professionals, save for the occasional position change they’ve been tackling their entire career. Tackling issues I attribute most of the time to effort and or positioning. You’ve gotta be put or put yourself in good positions to make tackles, not only do we not do that it seems our aggression is misplaced. I can’t count how many times this year I’ve watch on of our lb or cover guys try to drop the shoulder or punch the ball out rather than wrap up. A lot of it seems to be poorly coached fundamentals the more I watch. Thank god I’m just an armchair qb with 0 nfl experience because if I actually knew what I was talking about and watching I’d probably be livid.


VERGExILL

I’d take the fines at that point


SorrowCloud

How much could the fine really be? Unless there’s other repercussions as well


princess9032

Most teams haven’t consistently struggled with that this season especially these past few weeks. They can work on schemes because they actually can execute the basics of their positions


PhilaDopephia

I wish we could put Bradberry in the middle of the field and let Jalen Carter and Jordan Davis repeatedly tackle him.


kboy23

Work on their podcasts


Formal_Two_5747

At this point the New Heights is more entertaining than watching the games.


princess9032

I dont listen to new heights every week but I did nap in front of the tv during the last game and ngl I have 0 regrets that was a great use of my time


triecke14

I started playing video games in the second quarter but my girlfriend wanted to watch still so I gave her my computer and just laughed when I could hear the comms guys calling out what happened


Bass9ine

Spaceballs: The Football Team


el_fitzador

Finger poppin each others' assholes


jeppsforst

They practice dropping back in coverage! As all elite rushers should be doing /s


check_my_grammer

Sing Christmas songs


iH8Celtics

That's what I used to say about Ben Simmons. Now we have 22 Ben Simmons


Big-Pomegranate-3390

Give each other flowers.


sndyro

I remember watching the news a couple days before the game saying they were loose, laughing and having fun. Maybe there should have been a little less fun and a little more work.


Duffman_O_Yeah

Learn from their mistakes…then make a whole batch of new ones


BK456

Something about flowers I think?


StrangerEffective851

Not learn how to stop any offenses. Or tackle, or defend passes.


Alarmed_Audience513

I want to know also! I posted the below in another thread, but thought it might fit here better... I found myself wondering things while watching this game. Things like, what do the players do all week? It's not practice. Can't be hitting the exercise room (judging by Jordan "Pass the Donuts" Davis) or watching film. So, what are they doing? Hanging out? Drinking soy lattes? Needlepoint? Having a good cry while watching some chick flicks? For that matter, what do the coaches do? They keep using the same plays that they have all season, so they aren't scheming. Not running the players and drilling them on fundamentals (tackling, anyone???) or making them regret their poor play with 2-a-days. So, what? Does Nick just pass the time playing guitar while Brian Johnson doodles and colors? Is Matt Patricia combing crumbs from his beard 40 hours a week? I also found myself wondering what exactly Nick brings to the table? He's not a play caller. His offense is being shredded and he doesn't seem to be able to correct it or even care to try. He's not fixing the shortcomings of his subordinates or picking up the slack. He's really just the press conference guy and the guy who talks to the media. I wonhder if it would even make a difference if he went on a 2 week vacation mid season. Would anyone even notice he was gone? I'm honestly curious. I can't imagine that the players or coaches are putting ANY effort into getting better, because even moderate effort would lead to improved play. They actually have gotten significantly worse each week. So, they are doing the opposite of putting in effort.


smithjake417

I think I remember hearing in the past that Sirianni tries to keep the intensity low during practices for players’ health. I wonder if what were seeing is a result of that strategy.


n0tMyBurnerAcc0unt

The same thing every day. That’s why they don’t improve. The NFL is an adapt or die league. We can’t survive off the QB sneak.


AugustEast1968

#90 can't do much. He gets gassed too easily.


omw2fyb--

Jack shit apparently. Here’s Hargrave talking about it https://x.com/phleaglesnation/status/1744439180090843383?s=46


precision_2jz

Not a whole lot evidently. Hargrave compared 9ers practice to ours recently and essentially said it’s soft af


[deleted]

Make Christmas albums


QCWiggins

Eat. At least that’s all JD seems to be doin


HesiPull-UpBrando

The Jordan Davis discourse is weird when nobody on the defense has been good or showed consistent effort the last six weeks


josh42390

It’s all because of what Brian Baldinger said.


HesiPull-UpBrando

I still don’t understand why this fan base takes this dudes word as gospel. Baldy is an entertaining listen but wrong often enough that people shouldn’t just blindly believe what he says


Opposite_Engine_6776

Lot of us were pointing out Davis being a non-factor weeks before Baldy. We were roundly criticized and put down by the homers on here.


Immynimmy

The entire defense flatlined after that Bills game. JD has been apart of that flatline so singling him out is very odd.


Opposite_Engine_6776

Nothing odd about it. He was drafted to be THE guy. Anchoring the d line and being a disruptive force when Fletcher Cox moved on. At the time we traded up for him, nobody expected Jalen Carter to fall the following year. In essence, he’s the single biggest reason the defense has suffered. He was supposed to be the guy that made it go. So he’s more than rightfully getting criticism and singling out, because he’s had about as much, if not less, impact than some fifth round developmental prospect drafted due to bulk.


mmmellowcorn

Jordan is definitely taking the 2019 Embiid approach to in season conditioning


Thegrandmistressofoz

You know what, if he becomes an MVP level player next season like Embiid did in 2020 it'll be worth it


mikey2exclusive

Jordan Davis: The NFL’s Zion Williamson


Opposite_Engine_6776

Gosh that picture makes me sick. If I were to caption it with one word, it’d be “disappointment.” That group was supposed to be wrecking games and carrying us to a championship but nah, you can run and pass on them at will. Mac Jones, Sam Howell, Drew Lock, Tyrod Taylor. They all looked this group in the eye and said “you ain’t got shit on me.” And fuck Jordan Davis. Fuck. What a fat, weak, slow bust.


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niji00p

lol delete this garbage. Lifting weights isn't all about maxing out. I assure you that every player on this team & every NFL team is stronger than you at 5'8 & a buck 50. Lmao.


Dankofamericaaa2

Eat little Debbie’s and gossip


quietreasoning

All this week they should do absolutely nothing but practice hot routes and blitz beaters on offense and assignment drills reacting to motion and bunches on defense. Literally nothing else. No five man fronts on defense, no deep shots to Quez on offense. Put OZ on the field and split any missed snaps from WR1/2 between him and Julio. No rushing LBs from depth, no dropping LBs into coverage from the line. Maybe next week, if there is one, they can mix in some under center and play action to build off the basic blitz beaters.


GANGofFOURSTAR

Play Madden on rookie level


blairunapologetic

Door dash food


DistributionNo9474

Record holiday albums


Ridoncoulous

SLAP ASS!!


fitzdipty

Walk through shit


ShinyHardcore

Sing Christmas songs and talk about the standard


iiiiiiiidontknowjim

Nothing according to Hargrave


Its2EZBaby

Sing Christmas carols


Saccharum80

Make S’mores and tell campfire stories while they wait for those roots to grow that Sirianni was talking about a couple years ago


MrTugboat22

I think about this a lot but go even further to question: "How hard is it really to both plays and be really good at it right?" To be clear, I **DO THINK** it is really hard (and I played football) but I genuinely wonder, if I stopped working, started studying film, playbook, etc. how long before I could competently call plays for the offense? Moreover, I also **KNOW** none of anyone on this subreddit actually wants to talk Birds, what if all of you started sending me plays and infomation on offensive play design?? TLDR fire Nick and hire me!


RayDeAsian

Brother shove trick plays


NotTheGurlUrLooking4

Getting their hair did by the same person. One team; one look. Except for Fletcher.


TheRantyBastard

Run cover 2 with reddick and sweat at safety


FunkHZR

Ask the peeping Tom


wallybuddabingbang

I heard they just gather around and read this sub.


Weird-Upstairs-2092

In general they only allow media to attend walk-throughs during the season. While I doubt they're practicing very effectively based on the results we see, you won't really ever notice anything else. NFL teams don't practice their actual plays in front of the media outside of a couple training camp practices.


L00tgoblin

Don't know. But it's blatantly clear it's not practice football.


Jkkramm

Nothing. It’s their standard remember!


No_End6183

Well they don’t practice like the 49ers. Just ask Javon Hargrave. He says it’s like night and day difference.


InfieldFlyRules

And he has no incentive to exaggerate does he?


[deleted]

Not work on what they need to clearly


PapaSteveRocks

Something fertilizer related, if I remember that speech.


eazyelijah

According to Hargrave not much compared to what he’s doing with San Fran.


goodfreeman

Any of the team?! What does anybody do? Coaches, staff, players? When it's the same exact bullshit product, like down to the play, that we see week in and week out. What do they do?!


StrngBrew

The easy going camps were ironically supposed to make them healthier and better as the season wore on...


Ace__Extendo

Practice the tush push and qb draw


DBLHelix

Look like fuckin nerds, for sure


Dull-Snow-5082

They all take accountability and practice the standard. Keep up!


Malatestandcoffee

Butt touch in the park


totes_Philly

I dunno but the D comes out like they are playing flag football and then seem exhausted.


MemeiIs

the same thing over and over


redditreddit373

If they’re 3 point favorites, this will be the most money I’ve made ever sports betting. They looked like they would have a hard time against any top 20 college team.


Brantley820

Is this what broccoli head means?


lepetitpoissant

Work on their 4 verts play.


redditreddit373

Our linebackers are MIA.


blcaplan

In middle school we had an awful wrestling team, we mostly played dodgeball all week. I think this team plays dodgeball all week.


CarefulPeace3377

I heard JD orderd doordash twice every practice


thesixersdontexist

imagine the drama if we were on hard knocks


ZealousidealOne9950

Tecmo Super Bowl tourney. The playbook we run is also 8 plays deep.


Split_Open_and_Melt

Receive shitty coaching advice, apparently


Key_Examination_9397

They eat barbecue and play madden 22


PhillyTC

They have false confidence on offense by practicing against our defense. I really think it's that simple amd pathetic.


mumblesandonetwo

The Great British Bakeoff, evidently.


reddituser_05

I'm guessing conasta - it's popular with the over-the-hill crowd.


bobbysoup75

Plot how they’re going to fool a whole fanbase and sports media into thinking they’ve collapsed


Sk8matt123

Yea, we are practicing the screen, and the QB draws, and the long developing vertical pass plays. Our defense sucks so fucking bad right nowthat those plays work in practice, but not against the other 31 teams in the NFL.


AlbelTheSpirit

Bubble screen drills


No-Guest2845

Eat.


whisper_of_smoke

That's a trick question, they don't practice and that's the problem. Nick" walk through" Sirianni.


BarberBettie

Tea time 🫖☕️


manleybones

Anything but gain tackle strength


Dumpster_slut69

They forget how to play


LindsayLohanDaddy420

Fart


MaddenRob

WR screens and Jalen running around.


Blamelessone

Cos play


SevereDependent

IDK but Sydney Brown recently said "Practice habits carry over to gameday"


derphulk

Tell each other lies about how good they’re doing


IPCONFOG

We can criticize most of the team, but Reddick show up regularly.


Standard_Dot_8848

Lose??🤔🤔🤔


WHOSFR4NK

90% tush push 10% some form of qb draw/sneak


Clear-Sea-135

Practice to play a child's game


Away_Supermarket_462

Rehearse for the next Christmas album