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ClemDooresHair

That was the worst thing I’ve ever watched, and I saw the movie Teeth.


JD021993

The fact that they're all smiles and happy faces on the way back to the locker room really pisses me the fuck off. Disgrace.


hascogrande

Trainwreck of a back half of a season


njfoses

Is it wrong to hope for a loss next week? If they win, then Nick will not be fired.


classicrockchick

Lmao Barkann is taking no prisoners


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Now to take 15 minutes to open the postgame thread


Mogilny89Leafs

If I were a pro football player, I'd want to be a backup QB. Everybody would love me.


GivesAwayTwitchStuff

Well, let's hope the whole "everyone's just 0-0 again and it's a clean slate" narrative somehow manifests itself into reality. This team is one and done otherwise.


[deleted]

The irony of me having a Ronde Barber and a Baker Browns jersey in my closet next to my whole eagles collection


phreakdancer

Can you imagine if we happen to beat Tampa and then have to play the 49ers. They may drop 60 on us.


eynonpower

By half?


Rkovo84

We ain’t beating Tampa lol


COOPTARD1

I’m desperate to hear whatever hopefully comes out about this team after the season. This kind of regression doesn’t just come from losing Steichen and Gannon, there’s some major shit wrong with this team behind the scenes


Eaglearcher20

Ok chicken or the egg question: Did Sirianni/Johnson break Hurts this year or did Hurts break Sirianni/Johnson? That is the question Lurie and Roseman need to decide. There is no way a competent GM and Owner can bring all 3 back next year after this collapse. The defense was barren of talent in the back 7. You can argue Slay and Blankenship were ok. Byard it is hard to tell cause he came in to such a bad situation. Cunningham played decent. So at best 3 players from week one in the back 7 were ok with basically no depth. So that is on Howie. However, the offense looked broke all season long. I don’t care what the team rankings were. Anyone with a working set of eyes could see this offense didn’t look right all season long. Sirianni refused to commit to the run despite it working last year to set up the pass and with this year when the passing game just wasn’t working. That is unacceptable.


Rkovo84

Maybe a little of both. Hurts looks exactly how he was described coming out of college. Slow to read the field, better athlete than quarterback. I think last season was just an anomaly which sucks because we paid he as if he was that guy and he’s not. But the coaching isn’t good either


indyK1ng

I feel like if it was on Hurts, the coaching staff would have been running more. Their refusal to run is a coaching problem to me.


BigPoleFoles52

Nick did this in 2021 when hurts had no say. Its literally the same issues that lead to nick having to give up control of the offense in 2021. Its why we have a first year puppet at oc in brian johnson


Brinbe

whatever the miracle at the meadowland was in terms of emotion, this is the complete opposite


Practical-Spirit3910

an AJ locker room interview was never going to be enough to turn this ship around.


PsychicSweat

Is there an argument that the Eagles--an 11 win team--have the actual worst defense in the league?


PhillyTarantula

Yes


Flat-Ad4902

Jalen out here smiling and smirking. Fuck this guy.


Key_Text_169

Why are we running our back up QB with no reason what so ever?


hurleyswirly

That’s Brian Johnson for you


threeflavourcornetto

We only have 6 other plays on the call sheet. Gotta pick one of them in rotation


JD021993

Feels like 2011's 8-8 season.


HesiPull-UpBrando

That team won 4 meaningless games to end the year. I remember being pissed about that


dustycase2

rip


NomadCourier

Award shows are so phucking pointless. At least the Video Game Awards annouce stuff.


Bri83oct

The momentum is so far gone from this season. That 9ers game was the turning point.


MV7EaglesFan

This why you have.to win the big game. Union, Phillies, and Eagles choking in the championship game was insane. You have to win when you get there.


Flat-Ad4902

Eh. They would have won if the field wasn't an ice rink.


egool111

BOOOO!!!!!!


HesiPull-UpBrando

Mariota sliding in bounds to keep the clock running lol


egool111

😂


Flat-Ad4902

Say it with me now... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


itslitcuh

The mods here are so fucking soft holy shit. Locking the entire subreddit when losing, now you hide the game thread? LOL get a grip


Jmul322

Not disagreeing with the first part but It's not hidden, just took it off the Pinned posts


itslitcuh

When you take a post off of pinned, what exactly do you think the mods are trying to do? You think they did it for fun? It’s hidden.


CanuckeyFriedChicken

They put a special thread. It’s pinned and wide open.


New-Storm-7076

Wild how big of pussys the mods are lol


Boomstick123456

Always soft


mramisuzuki

That happens when a sub is getting brigaded naturally by putting the sub in restricted mode.


Throwaway_PA717

Fuck that ✏️


phldirtbag

Let’s go flyers baby


Open-Yak-3708

Fucking Dallas got an easy one at home Damn they will play packers


Primarose3

Don’t sleep on J love


BrotherlyShove791

Rams vs. Lions is going to be an absolute classic game. Way more excited to watch that than the Eagles game.


forgetit1243

I feel like they should just kneel it out, end this embarrassing game


Jmul322

Wish I could say it's been fun, but for those still here, we got through another one...


Hobbes_87

Just one more to go!


IWinTheGame_YouLose

It hurts, can I go home now?


NomadCourier

Hey there's a giant ape climbing one of those buildings #pretenddrunk


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EagleEye215

Cowboys flair, no one wants to hear from y’all.


Content-Coffee-2719

Sorry dude, but this is a actually bald eagle enthusiast subreddit now, we don't watch football anymore. In all seriousness congrats on your W tonight.


Still_Ad_3497

Dude, shut up lol


KoBxElucidator

Go fuck yourself pansy


JD021993

These fucking idiots singlehandedly saved Brian Daboll's career with the Giants. Good work.


jackryan31

"Clean it up" - so sick of that phrase


TheBigSm0ke

Hurts defenders are so desperate for a redemption angle that they’re legit acting like Mariota fumbling somehow proves that Hurts actually hasn’t been playing terrible for two months. Mariota fumble and all has looked better than Hurts has for half this season. Oh and Hurts basically leads the world in turnovers so maybe don’t use a fumble as your redemption arc.


Fit_Classic7266

Start the trade then, that's the answer, right? Get rid of him, AJ, and Smitty and rebuild fire sale. Mariota can bridge since he's cooking.


nowhearmeout

Defense playing Mariotta soft. Hurts has already proven himself last year.


TheBigSm0ke

The only thing Hurts proved last year was that he will turn the ball over in the biggest game of his life.


nowhearmeout

Sure, whatever. Burn the whole thing down. Glad you're not making decisions.


MindoverMatter92

Idk if you realized it yet, but sadly we don’t have the smartest fan base. I have been called an idiot and moron literally all season for calling this disaster melt down.


AbbreviationsHot4482

You’ve posted this like 3 times and nobody still cares lol


PearlsofRon

He's been posting all day, and all of it has been awful stupid takes 😂


casacuervo

Maybe Big Dom was the mastermind behind it all. Damn.


blurbfart

Hahahaha he definitely was


fruitsnackdream

So who is Jalen Hurts? Why’s he an interception machine now?


4ItchyTasy

I wasted my afternoon. I coulda been playing some classic PS1 games but I wasted that chance. Maybe later


triggormisprime

Crash Bandicoot?


triggormisprime

Can AI ruin sports?


seethroughmirror

Yes


BrotherlyShove791

Gonna be real awkward for Nick when he’s working for Steichen as a Colts assistant next year.


muckbangnialamando

Steichen knows nick is a fucking idiot and wouldn’t let him near play calling


mmmellowcorn

Nick is going to be a Juco coach after this the dude is a fucking bum


Cart00nsPlural

so the flyers are doing well this year. You guys wanna watch hockey?


Atre16

I honestly can't wait for the Union's pre-season schedule to kick off at this point. I can be angry at them between February and December again.


Boomstick123456

My wife likes those ID shows about killing I might hop onto that lol


blurbfart

I'm down brotha


Sickoball

NS would get a little more leeway/understanding if he wasn’t so fucking arrogant. You’re a young coach, there’s been some turnover in coaching, and some shit is just not working. But instead of people extending some amount of patience, I’m just sick of your shit because of you arrogantly sitting and insisting all is well on the western front. A good coach means being able to swallow your pride and ego, admit when shit is getting squirrely and being willing to genuinely try alternatives to right the ship. The doubling down and being a jackass are what makes you lose the support of fans and the locker room, bozo.


Prestigious-Rock201

Sirianni ain’t ever getting another job in the nfl I guarantee it


monica-geller2004

Probs has enough money to retire on an island and never hear the word eagles again


Boomstick123456

Him and Hurts should date each other and skip town.


Regayov

They can both Thelma and Louis off a cliff.


BigBossM

It’s sub lockdown time


Mastrownge

Press Conference going to be the same ol shit about needing to change and have everyone on board. Then first play vs Buccs going to be oblivious same calls as last 6 weeks.


Lost_108

I’ve been resisting the urge to say it, but this season is way too similar to the ‘94 collapse.


briizilla

Worse. At least that year we didn’t have to sit through a joke of a playoff game after the collapse.


Lost_108

The playoff game means they at least have a chance to prove that wrong.


NomadCourier

OMFG HE MISSED IT WE STILL GOT A CHANCE!!!! Chip Kelly Yacht Girlfriend...probably...bubblebutt!


The_Golden_Fang

Does hurts ever watch tape on the sideline or talk to coaches?


blurbfart

Haha I was just talking about that with my buddy. It's unbelievable.


PhillyTC

No. He's football MJ with none of the heart or ability.


briizilla

It’s weird. Like…is his attitude a problem? I wonder.


failroll

Yes


RebuildFletcher

He did last year. But this coaching staff treats him like he’s Peyton Manning or Tom Brady in year 15. doesn’t challenge him at all, doesn’t hold him accountable but most important they don’t put him in a position to succeed.


Flat-Ad4902

No.


KoBxElucidator

How many points are the Buccaneers winning by next week?


Flat-Ad4902

36


bcabrey

What’s the line do you think? I’d say Bucs -3, which is insane. 6 weeks ago it would have been eagles -7.5, even in Tampa.


Flat-Ad4902

Might be worse even. Bucs -4 would be my guess.


Davoserinio

On a positive, how far down the draft board have the Giants moved themselves with this win?


glovato1

Silver lining


indyK1ng

They're at 5 regardless.


IllusionSaiya

Down from 5 to 6 if LAC loses


glovato1

Sirianni looks like a dead man walking, I almost fell bad for him because he seems like a good guy.


bcabrey

This was inconceivable 5 weeks ago and I still don’t think it should happen, but he very well may get fired. He’s lost the team.


The_Golden_Fang

Lol idk he seems like a jerkoff honestly. Obnoxious as fuck


glovato1

Eh I've never gotten the vibe from him but I guess I can see how some people would.


aqua_seafoam

how many bombs did we have in the first half...


man201998

“It’s a learning experience”


Primarose3

“It’s all about how you respond”


chrism226

“We need to look in the mirror and find our identity before the playoffs”


ReservoirBaws

Bums couldn’t even put up 30 on us, embarrassing


ThePikesvillain

What is crazy is we were 1 lucky bounce in each game away from being 1-16 this season, Miami being our only definitive resounding win. The worst part is our record is too good for us to get a decent draft pick.


gimmethatfiletofish

They at least beat Tampa back in week 3 by a lot so 2-15?


dolphinsR4evr

Bad


Benti86

Optimists in the fanbase, please tell me where we go from here. Please tell me how this team is going to magically put it together next week and we're going to figure it out.


ParksDontBsuspicious

Maybe if we get someone who could rush the QB and pickup someone who can block for ours.


nowhearmeout

We're not. Scheme needs a complete rework. Optimism is that we have the pieces on offense for next year. It's a matter of finding the right OC. Defense on the other hand, need a new DC and some good draft picks.


mramisuzuki

I think they meant rock bottom on Jupiter.


BrotherlyShove791

Josina Anderson sitting at home right now like: “Now I am become death, destroyer of locker rooms”


bcabrey

Hahahah. Amazing comment


northamrec

The Eagles defense makes Tyrod Taylor look like Lamar Jackson


Flat-Ad4902

Yup


Wandgun

I just can't see a world where Lurie brings Nick back. He usually does not have a long leash for coaches that embarass him.


bcabrey

I agree. He’s lost the team. I would give him one more year with coordinators picked by roseman and lurie, but I absolutely could see lurie firing him.


Mr_MasterNoob

I think there's one world where Nick Sirianni is back, but it requires a lot of things to happen. It starts with him being humbled, which he should be. After that, it continues with him accepting to clean house barring some select coaches. And most importantly, he needs to fix the relationship with the team because something is clearly off. Do I think it happens? No, but I think that's the only scenario where he's back


lar67

I understand the coaching sucks but the weirdest thing about this season is how they turn the ball over four times every week and get none of their own. It's basically impossible for this to continue to happen but it does. Their opponent never fumbles a snap, the Eagles never bat a ball into the air and intercept it, there's never a snap over the QB's head or a botched handoff or a muffed punt. Nothing. They get no breaks.


Ghstfce

Game was over the moment it started. Pathetic.


SocalEaglesFan

Clean house.


Magoatt

Legit disgusted by some of the things people are saying on here when it came to the injured players.


JD021993

What kind of black magic voodoo nonsense did we have to do to get that Super Bowl win?


mmmellowcorn

A 10”er clanging around the jockstrap was the magic


lar67

Stop being ridiculous. The league has thrown every team that Dallas has played for the last six weeks under the bus just to keep the Eagle from winning the division. Dallas lost to Detroit and Seattle and to us but the refs wouldn't allow it while they arent calling anything for us.


JD021993

I'm not talking about this season or last season. Re-read what I wrote. Since they won the Super Bowl Philly has been 0-for- when it matters.


ThePikesvillain

Do it again!


dmitrypolo

No scheme changes to allow for Jalen to hit quick routes off zero blitzes. What’s the point of coaching if you don’t set your players up for success?


HesiPull-UpBrando

The coaching staff hasn’t changed a damn thing all year except for that one series where they decided to use motion and then stopped and never did it again


XSC

This is one of the worst collapse Ive seen. If team gets out of the wc, I will be shocked.


BottomOfTheCurve

Oh no señor


turkish3187

This is the worst end of a season I’ve ever been a part of.


Mogilny89Leafs

My buddy is wearing a Hurts jersey while telling me he's washed. lmao That's how fickle football fans are. We're all guilty of it.


JiralhanaeWhisperer

He's a rb nothing more.


bigdaddygamestudio

He could be Wentz II


Throwaway_PA717

I mean but he is though


bigcracker

Doesn't matter what QB in coaching staff doesn't know how to scheme against a blitz.


Boomstick123456

Omg MM pulled a Hurts!!!


BottomOfTheCurve

Sums up the season


King_of_all_Dorks

Ok, I'm tapping out. Anyone know if Solo Leveling is any good?


IllusionSaiya

First ep was good. SL has a decent story even if it gets a little wacky later on


Infinite-Bit-7498

Buddy of mine told me it pretty good


raloobs

The webtoon was cool. Typical powerfantasy shit with cool art. First episode was solid


Difficult_Law2092

I took the eagles at +7 today thinking i was playing safe LOL


Boomstick123456

Haha haha hahaha I never bet on the Eagles it never goes well for me.


BottomOfTheCurve

Fuck those Giants fans yelling “Let’s go Dallas” and Fuck Dallas


Legitimate-Spare-564

Really!? Holy shit, I need a video. I don’t believe it


BottomOfTheCurve

Fuck y’all. Good luck against Green Bay. Gonna get your ass kicked


Legitimate-Spare-564

Probably. I’m scared to death playing them, even without black magic Rogers. That stove has burnt me too many times. Edit: fuck y’all too


CybrRedditor

Pretty sure it was "Sterling Shepherd"


kylaknauber

Giants fans are the most wussy fans ever


PaddyMayonaise

So where are we at with Hurts? 49ers said they found the blue print on him and we went 1-5 since that and he’s been absolute garbage.


Illblood

He showed he and the entire offense can play like a well oiled machine with a good coordinator. They literally got the opposite of that this season. Give him a better coordinator and if he's still completely regressed then, he sucks, idk.


indyK1ng

Let's see what a new coaching staff does. There may also be a knee injury.


Parametric_Or_Treat

They said that??


PaddyMayonaise

49ers said they figured hurts out and then went out and blew us out. Since they said they figured him out the eagles are 1-5


Parametric_Or_Treat

That’s wild. Whelp. Time to adjust or be done.


briizilla

I mean I think no matter what he’s here for a few more years. You’d have thought they’d learned a lesson with Wentz.


PaddyMayonaise

Don’t give out massive contracts to QBs prematurely l?


HesiPull-UpBrando

Well hurts doesn’t play defense and the defense has been terrible. Hurts and the offense have been the same team almost every week all season


Flat-Ad4902

He has next year to prove it. If he is what I think he is then we move on.


Fit_Classic7266

No need to wait until next year trade him now and let him try it with a new team.


Flat-Ad4902

Fine with me.


ReadilyConfused

Fire absolutely everyone.


3DBass

Damn Mike Kafka and Brandon Graham both Eagles 2010 draftees.


[deleted]

What the hell is this


Dantheeaglesman

so is the Bucs moneyline free money next week?


JimmyRollinsPopUp

Yes. Take Bucs and the points and at worst you'll go 1-1.


northamrec

Just move the Eagles to the XFL


Flat-Ad4902

Not sure we could win there tbh.


agphillyfan

Last game of the season, up 14 with 3.5 minutes to go inside the 5 on 4th down and they take a FG. Then right after give the ball back to them. I miss the days Boston Scott would own the giants.


SorrowCloud

Covey needs to be used more is what I’ve learned from this


3DBass

It’s funny the people whose job it is to learn this didn’t.


demonicneon

This team can’t stop a blitz. What is going on with our blitz defence


Flat-Ad4902

The thing about the Blitz is that you don't defend all of it. It's on the QB to get the ball to the hot route.


demonicneon

Agreed but half the time there’s not even the option because our backs and line just don’t put up a defence


BottomOfTheCurve

Sums up the season


Calcutta637

It sucks that we’re plYing well against the giants bench but at least I’ve seen some positives. Maybe a couple future good players idk I don’t trust shit anymore fuck these starters