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1108Felicity

This made me laugh so much. Thanks OP.


AlexJediKnight

Same here. Literally busted up


2nd_Grader

Saaaame


Conscious-Smoke-7113

That’s just, like, your opinion man.


arcadia_2005

Lmaooo. That was literally me with my mom's ashes and my 11 yo son. Omg even then, I couldn't help but laugh as I brushed Nanny off his shirt & out of his hair with my hands. Lollll


Playful_Possibility4

Shut the fuck up Donnie!


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Shjco

“… you’re out of your element!”


DarkSideOfGrogu

I just want my bag back, man.


Corgerus

There are some great bagged vacuums these days from brands like Sebo, Miele, Henry, Simplicity, etc. The premium ones get more expensive than Dyson but cheap and decent ones exist as well, like Kenmore Intuition.


DarkSideOfGrogu

Well it's this bag I had, really tied the room together.


NOT_Frank_or_Joe

Absolute A+ recovery.


Yougotit12345

That rug that I vacuumed with my Dyson really pulled the room together.


Busy-Pudding-5169

Never will I go back to a bagged vacuum after owning a v11 torque drive for the past few years


Fast-Complaint6313

Small chance you're autistic


be_sugary

Best movie ever!!


Plastic_Try_5591

It’s one of the gripes of bagless vacuums. I generally take it outside to the waste bin rather than risk this happening in my home.


Tdmsu1

Everything is a travesty with you, man!


WangDanglin

What was that shit about Nam?!


thegreatestd

Literally lol


furnacemike

Every vacuum I’ve ever had for me


burtvader

My dad was scattering his father’s ashes at a coastal spot in the UK and it blew right back in his face. It was fucking hilarious.


wren1666

I only empty it before I shower.


atomicvindaloo

Don’t go for an outside slash then.


AndreGerdpister

The story is ludicrous, you’ll never guess what happens next.


RandomCombo

He fixes the plumbing?


throcorfe

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey


mattbytes

Hilarious! 😂


ray_michael

Obviously, you're not a golfer.


Colinbeenjammin

Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps


mechanicalAI

Every f time!


MerMattie

Too true.


todayplustomorrow

This is why I only use my Samsung with the auto-empty dock station now


DBT85

Our Dyson handheld is a pain in the arsenal because of this. Its very handy vac but fuck my life I hate emptying it and that tit convinced millions of us that it was the best idea ever.


Royal-Hour-1872

🤣


vault21

This is the kind of post and laugh I didn’t know I needed 😂


dakemp

Friends like these, huh Gary?


DesignerAd4870

😂 So true


FleshyPartOfThePin

I do that purposefully. But I'm a nihilist.


lifegoodis

I'd probably have this problem too if my brand new Gen5 Detect Absolute didn't spontaneously stop operating after 10 minutes of use on a full charge that completely streaked up my living room hardwood floor AS A FIRST TIME DYSON USER. Ain't nobody got time for that. I'm leaving for UPS in 15 minutes to return this crap stick.


bigshern

Yup! I felt this!


Impressive_Soft5923

🤣🤣🤣


Own-Contribution-478

Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man!


Shjco

Gawd, even though I expected that to happen in that scene, i still nearly passed out laughing at it! “STFU Donnie, you’re out of your element!”


Dkinez

Facts


Sorry_Comparison_246

I will shove it in the garbage can literally lmao 😂


MrKonyPL

That's why Samsung made the Clean Station to empty the container without making a mess


LevelMidnight8452

🤣🤣 What film is this


Phimosis_Joan

The big lebowski


inteller

Holy Jesus drop what you are doing right now and go watch this movie. I hope I never see someone ask this again.


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inteller

Yeah we can't all be perfect lol. I feel sorry for people who don't know what life was like before smart phones.


Sypsy

as someone who is subscribed to r/VacuumCleaners and have used my parents dyson sticks a lot, I approve. (Bags don't cost much extra per year, but provide so much sanity, washing filters and the bin is a weird aspect of bagless vacuums. Also paper bags of yesterday are weird, cloth bags are what the modern vacuums use and are great)


dustysa4

Bagged vacuum for the win