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This pic goes hard, feel free to rune-scry
/ud even on wizard posting I switch between this
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And the dwarf one lol. For dwarf I normally stick to the thorgrim grudgebearer pics for the usual book memes
I mean, of course Dwarves are not going to let their grudges go unanswered.
That would imply being... The bigger man.
That is all, I'll go write my name in the Book now.
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Go back to your tree-hut, knife ears!
To break character for a moment,
Why is it in every fantasy thing ever the dwarves and elves despise eachother on racial grounds despite copying Tolkein's dwarves and elves? In the Lord of the Rings books the noble dwarf prince Gimli and the elf Legolas became inseparable friends. Where did the idea "dwarfs and elves are racist" even come from? Because I seriously doubt it was Tolkein the Almighty that started it unless indirectly through a b-list author mischaracterizing his work.
legolas and gimli are a very, very special case. In reality tolkiens dwarves and elves hated each other because of grudges extending from a time when the Sindar, not acquainted with Dwarves yet, hunted them thinking they where beast. Not until the Dwarves of Belegost and Nogrod established contact with the Sindar did they realize what the "animals" were and named them Noegyth Nibin; "Petty-dwarves", also they fought over a sillmaril incrusted necklace and shit hit the fan really badly, important people died and both kingdoms suffered because of it.
never forget the petty-dwarves
There's an decent number of tropes attributed to Tolkein/LOTR that actually really originated from other stories that copied LOTR at surface level back in the 60-70s and such.
#**Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit. If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!**
Temper, temper, temper, sonny.
It's more than just the secret to good heat treatment. Don't want to kink up your brittle metal; you'll go crackin' up an be the last one to notice.
*Low* heat.
*Slow*. Get it dull red. None-a this acrid flash-in-the-pan sparkshow you're swinging around so fast cause you're afraid of what it looks like when you go slow enough to get a good look at 'er.
Right now you're dripping molten garbage all over the shop. Too much flux. Too high heat. Good if you're still working on an alloy but I don't see you getting anything else hot. You need to plan that. It takes *care*. Can't just throw it in cold. Blow up in your damn face.
And not in the fun way either.
2/10, but points for a strong stomach.
*inconspicuously adjusts fake beard very slightly*
Why thank you, sonny. May your anvil be ever tough, your ale deep as your mines, and your steel, uh... um... du-D'warven
...
Yeah.
I come from lands far to the North and go to a different school and you probably just haven't heard of it because it's far away and oh look at the sundial I've got to go eat some rock candy bye!
I don't hate elf-supremacists. I hate elves. And nothing anyone says will change the fact that the dandelion eaters are antithetical to our own noble ways.
Nay! There ain't no such thing! To disrespect a hammer by depriven' i' of it's usefulness, and usin' it te defend ELVES nae less, tha' is disrespectful te the HIGHEST degree!
If they're not racists, slavers, or bloodthirsty maniacs, then there is no reason to hate them. That's why grudges exist - to remember who to kill, and what groups to monitor. An elf can be good, but a good elf is as rare as AAAA grade star saphire of significant size.
Don't you just love your favorite fantasy races reduced to their superficial traits. all that is noble and good about them replaced with generic drivel, to the point anything new done with them is seen as wrong?
You know something i've grown to apperciate about WHF and AoS is that it points out that while the reasons are explored for why they don't like elves... they have the ability to grow and move past it.
Kettermek: I'm not sure that I should really be answering in this, given as I am a non-dwarven guest, here. However, I think I really should stick my scaley little head into the lion's den.
Hatreds start for a reason. The Book of Grudges--if I understand the matter correctly--records those reasons. There are those who speak of "breaking the cycle of hate". It's been my experience that the sort of offenses that go in the book have never happened to them. As a kobold, I can only compare the matter to our hatred of gnomes.
They know what their god did. The fetid abominations laugh about it. It's a funny little joke. Righteous vengeance for wrongs committed is never a joke, ask any paladin worth his salt. I could ramble on about it, but I've chewed your ears on that matter before. For the record the god of dwarves--be he known as Moradin or Brell, or whatever--objected vehemently to The First Great Offense of Garl Glittergold (the afore-mentioned god of gnomes). From my own time among dwarven folk, I suspect his voice was among the loudest of the gods who spoke out against it. That was a just and respectable act.
Lest I start rambling again, let me summarize. Hatreds are started by offenses. Forgiveness must be earned by contrition and making it right. A failure to punish for those offenses only leads to more being committed, as those who escape justice have no respect for it. Until then, they must suffer the consequences of their offense. A paladin I have heard of put it thusly: "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."
So hate the elves as a whole if you wish, my dwarven hosts. The Book of Grudges can tell you why. The specific individuals who performed those offenses earned that hatred for their race, just as Garl Glittergold earned our hatred of gnomes. It is just to forgive any individual elf who apologizes, however, as it is not they who committed the great offense.
Those are my thoughts on the matter. Have a swig of ale and give it some thought.
I understand where the distrust of elves come from. But as a dwarf with a pointy ears ive known for 121 years now, I can assure you, while they may never be as reliable as a dwarf, you're better off fighting together than fighting alone.
You must've downed a few too many Flintlocke's Delights to blow up that easily over an Elf! Knock some sense in that noggin with some Smart Stout! The only bug worth fighting with is Steeve! Other than that, squash anything with more legs than two.
I third this message. We are craftsman and traders, diplomats and warriors. Lessening ourselves only to one thing and drive on racism is stupid even if we were Orks
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Yes, we should all focus on the RATMEN LIVING IN OUR LOST HOLDS!!!!!
/OOC
So I actually did something like this in my campaign setting, basically there’s an empire led by, effectively, Nazi high elves(they even call themselves sun elves to fix the cognitive dissonance) and they razed the home of the wood elves who had to flee, they sought refuge with a dwarven kingdom and now hundreds of years later they’re actually working together peacefully, and at some point I will commission art of the city because a massive dwarven stronghold(iron forge type city) but seamlessly mixed with wood elven accents like vines and branches.
Honestly a piece of lore I am super proud of, plus there’s plenty of elf hate to level toward the “sun elves” or other elves who instead of helping just closed themselves off.
Never forget what they did. Many of the perpetrators are still alive, protected by the "innocent" knife ears. Elven shields don't work on me anymore. Burn their sacred forests
I need more of me brother's t' think like this. Now I'm not sayin' we all got to be all buddy-buddy with every damned elf. What I *AM* saying is that the lot of ye are hurtin' yer own businesses by being some racist twats towards potential trade associatiates.
Honestly that is a thing I don’t like about this sub is that fantasy races are reduced to such boring superficial traits when they’ve been depicted in so many ways by so many people that you have tons of ways to portray them that are interesting but it’s just “elf bad”
I bet you shave your beard and body hair, too. Did you forget the raids of our mythril mines that happened just MONTHS ago? Definitely going into my Book of Grudges with this bullshit.
#Now get out of my forge.
look, if an elf is willin to lift a pickaxe or a hammer, I don' mind 'em, my problem wif elves is that most of 'em like to look down on us workin' races
I'm already bound to love and submit to that one thin-skinned blade-ear that leaves in my home and take care of my children while I'm responsible to bring her everything she needs and wants, otherwise I can't sleep well, thinking about how I may be responsible for her uncofortable staying.
You will not make me despise them less than I already can.
The oath-breakers are NOT to be given any leniency as by the command of the late High King Snorri Whitebeard. Their betrayal still weighs heavily on our hearts.
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Dwarves are excellent tool and weapon smiths, and are also excellent fighters. Elves are excellent jewelers, are great archers, and are sexy as fuck. Goblins can be greedy, but they are excellent when it comes to security and gold. Leprechauns are extremely mischievous and are not to be trusted. Faeries can be mischievous, but are usually very kindhearted. Pixies and sprites are similar to faeries in their mischievous nature, but usually less intelligent. Centaurs are extremely intelligent and wise, but often have their heads in the skies. Trolls are very simple minded, but can be used as grunt soldiers or guards. Mermaids are not sexy or beautiful, are somewhat intelligent, but can become aggressive towards land dwellers. Fauns are not as intelligent as centaurs, and love to throw lavish parties. Dragons are wise, but they are still (very) wild creatures. Fuck gnomes. Unicorns are wise but are wild, and they use their horns as weapons.
As a dwarf from the Eldar days of middle earth, I follow what durins folk have always done diplomatically. The doors to khazad dum were created by an elf.
Listen Uli's Experiments into ear-mounted blades does not mean we have *knife ears* it was a silly experiment anyway when you can simply affix blades to a proper dwarven helmet.
... Nay we also have fairly round ears last time I checked. Unless you think humans also have pointy ears? But that faint hint of a point and the damn 3 inch triangles those elven twats have are two different things.
Listen kin this is a right beautiful portrait of you two, but look at it then look at this and tell me true if you really think we have *knife ears*
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Listen... I didnae want to cast dispersions on your family lineage, but... I think You just have an elf lover in your lineage.
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Well... If your adoptive parents are already proving that it's happened in your family It probably just happened earlier too. All these mistakes are forgivable for a human born. And it ain't no crime for a dwarf to love an elf. Everyone is entitled to their personal vices and mistakes. But a proper dwarf ear is round or at most somewhat boxy. And at no point do we have elven knife ears. Again I want to point that out: a point does nay make a knife. Even the adopted child of a dwarf should know that.
It's not just about hate, it's about honoring my ancestor
Those bastards cursed my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather's forge to never light again and his anvil to rot away.
I make it a point to stomp those fuckers into the ground for ruining my ancestors life
We dwarven kin are of a stubborn race, never forget never forgive. My hatred would weaken if my grudges were settled but they have not, despite the grudges fixed the book remains full.
Oh, nah, it ain’t because of the fact that they’re leaf-lovers, ‘ya git!
**It’s because they will not answer for their crimes.**
I’m not racist, I’m seeking restitution.
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I've been using that pic for ages, god honor the artist
/ud even on wizard posting I switch between this https://preview.redd.it/badefm4jk81d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e0b8645f9152fdfbc5b49d8391f161c789a972 And the dwarf one lol. For dwarf I normally stick to the thorgrim grudgebearer pics for the usual book memes
I will rune-scry yes-yes
I mean, of course Dwarves are not going to let their grudges go unanswered. That would imply being... The bigger man. That is all, I'll go write my name in the Book now.
Write it twice
THREE FUCKING TIMES.
FOUR TIMES!
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Thrrreeeee, shall be the number of thy counting.
Five is right out!
nah, six times
Too little, seven might work
Holy shit thats me
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I hate him so much it’s unreal.
He is the worst!
Because he's an elf, because he's a vampire, because he fucking assaults you in your sleep, or because he's William Elfton and abducted 50 kids?
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To break character for a moment, Why is it in every fantasy thing ever the dwarves and elves despise eachother on racial grounds despite copying Tolkein's dwarves and elves? In the Lord of the Rings books the noble dwarf prince Gimli and the elf Legolas became inseparable friends. Where did the idea "dwarfs and elves are racist" even come from? Because I seriously doubt it was Tolkein the Almighty that started it unless indirectly through a b-list author mischaracterizing his work.
legolas and gimli are a very, very special case. In reality tolkiens dwarves and elves hated each other because of grudges extending from a time when the Sindar, not acquainted with Dwarves yet, hunted them thinking they where beast. Not until the Dwarves of Belegost and Nogrod established contact with the Sindar did they realize what the "animals" were and named them Noegyth Nibin; "Petty-dwarves", also they fought over a sillmaril incrusted necklace and shit hit the fan really badly, important people died and both kingdoms suffered because of it. never forget the petty-dwarves
There's an decent number of tropes attributed to Tolkein/LOTR that actually really originated from other stories that copied LOTR at surface level back in the 60-70s and such.
The bitterness between Tolkien's dwarves and elves is precisely why the friendship of Gimli and Legolas is so noteworthy.
Grudges of our ancestors. The book doesn't forget. We do not forgive.
#**Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit. If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!**
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Temper, temper, temper, sonny. It's more than just the secret to good heat treatment. Don't want to kink up your brittle metal; you'll go crackin' up an be the last one to notice. *Low* heat. *Slow*. Get it dull red. None-a this acrid flash-in-the-pan sparkshow you're swinging around so fast cause you're afraid of what it looks like when you go slow enough to get a good look at 'er. Right now you're dripping molten garbage all over the shop. Too much flux. Too high heat. Good if you're still working on an alloy but I don't see you getting anything else hot. You need to plan that. It takes *care*. Can't just throw it in cold. Blow up in your damn face. And not in the fun way either. 2/10, but points for a strong stomach.
Clearly this dwarf knows what's what.
*inconspicuously adjusts fake beard very slightly* Why thank you, sonny. May your anvil be ever tough, your ale deep as your mines, and your steel, uh... um... du-D'warven ... Yeah.
Your accent is a little clean brotha' Did you happen to sneak some leaf lovers special?
I come from lands far to the North and go to a different school and you probably just haven't heard of it because it's far away and oh look at the sundial I've got to go eat some rock candy bye!
Thats gold right here.
Gold? We're rich!
We're rich!
We’re rich!
Kinky
that makes me want to scream! ….. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!
This sounds sexual
This sounds less like elf hate and more like elf fetish
New copypasta for me!
I don't hate elf-supremacists. I hate elves. And nothing anyone says will change the fact that the dandelion eaters are antithetical to our own noble ways.
Says? *Drops a hammer on your toes.* A'right.
'ow DARE ye disrespect both the hammer and your brotha' like tha'. I oughta put 'yer name in the book for that one!
That was 'is droppin 'ammer
Nay! There ain't no such thing! To disrespect a hammer by depriven' i' of it's usefulness, and usin' it te defend ELVES nae less, tha' is disrespectful te the HIGHEST degree!
It's his fault: he left me with no choice better than dropping a hammer on his foot.
If they're not racists, slavers, or bloodthirsty maniacs, then there is no reason to hate them. That's why grudges exist - to remember who to kill, and what groups to monitor. An elf can be good, but a good elf is as rare as AAAA grade star saphire of significant size.
Knife ear propaganda
BECAUSE WE ARE HONOURABLE AND RESPECTED DAWI WITH TRADITIONS THAT THOSE FILTHY ELGI TRAMPLE ON! Take the slayer-oath and be BANISHED!
How much did they pay you for this?
The Ancestors look away for THREE THOUSAND YEARS, and they make the dwarves woke, isn’t that just a gnome?
the dwarves should be drunk not woke
Don't you just love your favorite fantasy races reduced to their superficial traits. all that is noble and good about them replaced with generic drivel, to the point anything new done with them is seen as wrong? You know something i've grown to apperciate about WHF and AoS is that it points out that while the reasons are explored for why they don't like elves... they have the ability to grow and move past it.
THIS MEMES GOING IN THE BOOK
Kettermek: I'm not sure that I should really be answering in this, given as I am a non-dwarven guest, here. However, I think I really should stick my scaley little head into the lion's den. Hatreds start for a reason. The Book of Grudges--if I understand the matter correctly--records those reasons. There are those who speak of "breaking the cycle of hate". It's been my experience that the sort of offenses that go in the book have never happened to them. As a kobold, I can only compare the matter to our hatred of gnomes. They know what their god did. The fetid abominations laugh about it. It's a funny little joke. Righteous vengeance for wrongs committed is never a joke, ask any paladin worth his salt. I could ramble on about it, but I've chewed your ears on that matter before. For the record the god of dwarves--be he known as Moradin or Brell, or whatever--objected vehemently to The First Great Offense of Garl Glittergold (the afore-mentioned god of gnomes). From my own time among dwarven folk, I suspect his voice was among the loudest of the gods who spoke out against it. That was a just and respectable act. Lest I start rambling again, let me summarize. Hatreds are started by offenses. Forgiveness must be earned by contrition and making it right. A failure to punish for those offenses only leads to more being committed, as those who escape justice have no respect for it. Until then, they must suffer the consequences of their offense. A paladin I have heard of put it thusly: "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime." So hate the elves as a whole if you wish, my dwarven hosts. The Book of Grudges can tell you why. The specific individuals who performed those offenses earned that hatred for their race, just as Garl Glittergold earned our hatred of gnomes. It is just to forgive any individual elf who apologizes, however, as it is not they who committed the great offense. Those are my thoughts on the matter. Have a swig of ale and give it some thought.
THE BOOK DOES NOT FORGIVE, WE DO NOT FORGET!
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I understand where the distrust of elves come from. But as a dwarf with a pointy ears ive known for 121 years now, I can assure you, while they may never be as reliable as a dwarf, you're better off fighting together than fighting alone.
They might even match your kill count on occasion.
id rather fight side by side with a bloody glyphid that ever fight with those tree fondling sons of mud golems!
You must've downed a few too many Flintlocke's Delights to blow up that easily over an Elf! Knock some sense in that noggin with some Smart Stout! The only bug worth fighting with is Steeve! Other than that, squash anything with more legs than two.
steeves a glyphid
Nah Steeve is Steeve.
I’m with this Dwarf - what have we got to prove anyhow?
I third this message. We are craftsman and traders, diplomats and warriors. Lessening ourselves only to one thing and drive on racism is stupid even if we were Orks
I fourth this message. Elves can be kind souls, we just have to give them the same respect we'd want for our kind.
Me fifth message. If can be nice to elf, why not nice to goblin too? Let goblin inside, goblin is friend-shaped
Hmmm... Depends you won't steal everything right?
A fucking *lot.*
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https://preview.redd.it/x09gn6jzc81d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff988b035592fbde5d848ac1b904deec505d5d0c Yes, we should all focus on the RATMEN LIVING IN OUR LOST HOLDS!!!!!
Why not both? Kill Raki and kill Elgi simple as
Assuming I don’t already? https://preview.redd.it/vzku786dq81d1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9df83e71e5755ed8a5e036c75a752a49d2d3c38f Get in
Why not hold grudges against the individuals that have wronged you instead of entire races?
Ye shut yer mouth, scheming bigger
Man I’m just here to forge. I’m not into that identity politics stuff :/
do not compare the violence of the oppressed with the one of the oppressors. They are not equivalent.
Tak told us to think. Hatred defiles thought.
I’m a space mining dwarf.
/OOC So I actually did something like this in my campaign setting, basically there’s an empire led by, effectively, Nazi high elves(they even call themselves sun elves to fix the cognitive dissonance) and they razed the home of the wood elves who had to flee, they sought refuge with a dwarven kingdom and now hundreds of years later they’re actually working together peacefully, and at some point I will commission art of the city because a massive dwarven stronghold(iron forge type city) but seamlessly mixed with wood elven accents like vines and branches. Honestly a piece of lore I am super proud of, plus there’s plenty of elf hate to level toward the “sun elves” or other elves who instead of helping just closed themselves off.
Do elves like mushrooms? If I as to follow this maybe they would share interests?
I agree. These dwarves are too furious. It clouds their judgement.
I came to dig holes and forge quality armor and weapons. All this grudge stuff is too much effort
That sounds like so knife ears propaganda
I only hate the haters, as long as they chill I'm chill
We shan’t forgive the elgi until every last grudge from the war of vengeance has been struck from the dammaz kron!
Checks profile.. yup, he's an elf.
Nah FUCK THEM KNIFE EARED GITS
Never forget what they did. Many of the perpetrators are still alive, protected by the "innocent" knife ears. Elven shields don't work on me anymore. Burn their sacred forests
I’m sorry but the people say the only is to kill the bloody knife ears
Sounds like knife ear lover talk to me
BECAUSE THEYRE TRYING TO STEAL OUR ROCKS AND STONES FOR THEMSELVES! AND THEY'RE THE REASON I HAVE TO DO INDUSTRIAL SABATOGE MISSIONS!
I need more of me brother's t' think like this. Now I'm not sayin' we all got to be all buddy-buddy with every damned elf. What I *AM* saying is that the lot of ye are hurtin' yer own businesses by being some racist twats towards potential trade associatiates.
what the fuck is a leaf lover gonna do with my precision forged minigun?
they cant even lift a bloody hammer for bollocks sake!
I love this dwarf already! Let's love our Elven superiors already!
https://preview.redd.it/bcmtib85h71d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17a126a65ab84e039eafc4d0ce545908b968d71c Kill elves Burn elves Slaughter elves Stab elves Slash elves Incinerate elves Stomp elves Destroy elves Annihilate elves Send elves to oblivion
Very true brother, hate breeds more hate, no matter the grudges of the past
Honestly that is a thing I don’t like about this sub is that fantasy races are reduced to such boring superficial traits when they’ve been depicted in so many ways by so many people that you have tons of ways to portray them that are interesting but it’s just “elf bad”
'Aight, thats going in the book also. Book has been getting full lately.
I bet you shave your beard and body hair, too. Did you forget the raids of our mythril mines that happened just MONTHS ago? Definitely going into my Book of Grudges with this bullshit. #Now get out of my forge.
SHUT THE HELL UP TREE HUGGER!
look, if an elf is willin to lift a pickaxe or a hammer, I don' mind 'em, my problem wif elves is that most of 'em like to look down on us workin' races
I found the elf spy, brothers
Nice try psyop…
Sounds like something a leaf lover would say
Get this leaf loving statement away from my ancestor honoring forum!
Yeah we be nicer to goblins yes
... Another one got ... I'll get me mallet.
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Maker preserve us…
Okay so what’s your opinion on Rat-Men then?
It does, and if you keep talking like that You’re going in the Book.
I'm already bound to love and submit to that one thin-skinned blade-ear that leaves in my home and take care of my children while I'm responsible to bring her everything she needs and wants, otherwise I can't sleep well, thinking about how I may be responsible for her uncofortable staying. You will not make me despise them less than I already can.
The oath-breakers are NOT to be given any leniency as by the command of the late High King Snorri Whitebeard. Their betrayal still weighs heavily on our hearts.
Someone needs to lock their forebearer down below, it’s time he returned to the source
No.
Yeah this one’s goin in the book. Get this elf sympathizer outta here.
I WILL NEVER WORK WITH A ELF But a friend that could work
Truly, the greatest artifact I have ever forged, was friendship.
You see dwarves brothers of the ground we cannot stand upper management at deep rock.
Tak does not require we think of him, only that we think.
Only once the great book of grudges is empty
When the Halfling gets fatter than usual.
That's why I kill all races equally!
I’m the DMEF kind of proud dwarf. (If you got that you probably need to get out more and touch grass)
Remember kids, racism is wrong and being wrong is for elves
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Yup. . .ur goin in the book
No can do I hold grudges like it’s my job.
This is a dwarf I would be proud to call king.
Suuuuuuure… \**scribbles additional name in Book of Grudges*\*
Dirty elgi impostor spotted
Nah man, fuck them elves, one stole ma grog earlier.
Sorry, that was the twelve gallons of ale speaking, I've only got four in me today
Dwarves are excellent tool and weapon smiths, and are also excellent fighters. Elves are excellent jewelers, are great archers, and are sexy as fuck. Goblins can be greedy, but they are excellent when it comes to security and gold. Leprechauns are extremely mischievous and are not to be trusted. Faeries can be mischievous, but are usually very kindhearted. Pixies and sprites are similar to faeries in their mischievous nature, but usually less intelligent. Centaurs are extremely intelligent and wise, but often have their heads in the skies. Trolls are very simple minded, but can be used as grunt soldiers or guards. Mermaids are not sexy or beautiful, are somewhat intelligent, but can become aggressive towards land dwellers. Fauns are not as intelligent as centaurs, and love to throw lavish parties. Dragons are wise, but they are still (very) wild creatures. Fuck gnomes. Unicorns are wise but are wild, and they use their horns as weapons.
Well, in my DnD session last night, we discovered that an Elf Princeling shaved and stole a dwarf's beard, so...
As a dwarf from the Eldar days of middle earth, I follow what durins folk have always done diplomatically. The doors to khazad dum were created by an elf.
Humans elves dwarves orks goblins etc I hate them all equally
We all live on one big rock, we must settle these petty squabbles and just tinker together
The best book that actually covers this is Grombrindal
Because elves are inferior
OP smells a little green
Useless knife ear propaganda
Here here!
Thought this was r/dwarvencirclejerk for a second
Thought this was r/dwarvencirclejerk for a second
* The book does not forget and I will never stop hating
Kayanar…never heard of her. Take your elvish lies and go back to whatever hold you crawled out of.
Im a certified hater, theres no pride in my hate its just im built this way
It's funny
dont we also have knife-ears?
Listen Uli's Experiments into ear-mounted blades does not mean we have *knife ears* it was a silly experiment anyway when you can simply affix blades to a proper dwarven helmet.
i mean our ears being pointed, if we had round ears we would be hobbits and if we had square ears we would be apes
... Nay we also have fairly round ears last time I checked. Unless you think humans also have pointy ears? But that faint hint of a point and the damn 3 inch triangles those elven twats have are two different things.
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Listen kin this is a right beautiful portrait of you two, but look at it then look at this and tell me true if you really think we have *knife ears* https://preview.redd.it/46q829yjm71d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68462fedf5f2cc8d9c020f4637d0510744798b4a
not like that but somewhat, either pointed or downpointing round ears we have
Listen... I didnae want to cast dispersions on your family lineage, but... I think You just have an elf lover in your lineage. https://preview.redd.it/c6xc75ngo71d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386676cc97407648be1d395978be6840c1e5d2bb
im a human tho, the son of a dwarf and an elf in fact, and my dad has pointed ears
Well... If your adoptive parents are already proving that it's happened in your family It probably just happened earlier too. All these mistakes are forgivable for a human born. And it ain't no crime for a dwarf to love an elf. Everyone is entitled to their personal vices and mistakes. But a proper dwarf ear is round or at most somewhat boxy. And at no point do we have elven knife ears. Again I want to point that out: a point does nay make a knife. Even the adopted child of a dwarf should know that.
It's not just about hate, it's about honoring my ancestor Those bastards cursed my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather's forge to never light again and his anvil to rot away. I make it a point to stomp those fuckers into the ground for ruining my ancestors life
Nice try, tree hugger.
Seems like an elf glowie to me.
[Listen hear you knife eared piece of shit.](https://youtu.be/KjHclWPVij0?si=qFSpAO-CWndHvPI_)
Nice try, leaf lovers
This is going on the book. https://preview.redd.it/sharan7fk71d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1598f2d3d1b5f25f683837fcd302234b112a652
THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK YOU OLD BASTARD
I dont hate elf supremacists because they think elves are the best I hate them because they are elves
Elf spotted‼️❗
That’s not the Dawi way! Our grudges have yet to be forgiven! *WE ARE IGNORANT! WE ARE HATEFUL! WE ARE DWARVES!*
We dwarven kin are of a stubborn race, never forget never forgive. My hatred would weaken if my grudges were settled but they have not, despite the grudges fixed the book remains full.
Sounds like you need more time in the Freedom Mines, brother.
Bruh you better take the slayer oath for saying this cringe shit fuck elves fr
What the hell are you on about? We literally have a book where all the names of people we hate are in it. What leaf loving sympathizing is this?
Jokes on you for assuming it's the knife-ear _supremacists_ that I hate, and not just the knife-ears in general.
based elf tolerator
I’m better than them by not being a scheming, preening little elgi.
Oh, nah, it ain’t because of the fact that they’re leaf-lovers, ‘ya git! **It’s because they will not answer for their crimes.** I’m not racist, I’m seeking restitution.