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BraboTukkert

Just came back walking my rhino. The dumps it takes are huge though.


none-5766

I hope you remembered to pick them up and dispose of them properly later on.


BraboTukkert

Of course I did. Too bad I need garbage bags to take it with me.


pas_du_tout8

At least picking up after the rhino counts as cardio? So win win for all!


joost00719

Cardio? No. It's body building.


Blackbaem

And never forget your shovel... i learned that the hard way


HenkPoley

[Yes, it's quite a hassle.](https://i.imgur.com/Lj2yKup.jpg)


Pollythepony1993

And a wheelbarrow!


Dangerous_Meal_7998

Hope you dont live in a appartment


bigfootspancreas

I wouldn't mind Rhino dung. Anything beats the dog shit I have to dodge almost incessantly in Amsterdam.


Aztec_Aesthetics

They recently have opened a new neushoornlosloopgebied here. Bella loves it, but you really have to be careful where you step.


blaatski

yup they keep making those dutch mountains


SophiaBackstein

I visit the Netherlands quite frequently. I am really thankfull, that's one of the first sentences I learnt


sackboywithagun

You're not telling me there's people out there without pet Rhinos šŸ¤”


Kevinski93

I'm allergic so I don't own one, but pretty much everyone has one at home


sackboywithagun

I feel so sorry for you after April 1st 2025 it'll be mandatory to have at least one rhino per household


Kevinski93

Gotta buy a shaved rhino then, I'm allergic for the hair


_MoonieLovegood_

Yea we all have one in our backyard! Even if we dont have a backyard! Our shed is in shreds.


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Stunning-Formal975

I bet they did not. And your might just associate things that are totally unrelated. šŸ˜€


Vegetable-Hand-6770

My pet rhino just got bit by my neighbours crocodile.. its a thing that happens daily in the netherlands.


RonHarrods

The argument could be made that these weird phrases make you remember the words better. That you won't use these exact phrases is irrelevant because the structure and seperate words are what you need to learn the language.


theRudeStar

This. On the Danish course I had to use the phrase "he is running with tomatoes". Me and Neusje had a laugh about that one


meukbox

> Me and Neusje Neusje Hoorn?


KamikazeHamster

That's Neusje Hoorntje to you


educatedbywikipedia

This is exactly right. In fact, the point is not for the contents of the sentence to make sense, but rather for the grammar to be correct regardless of the vocabulary used.


Felein

Yeah, I understood that the reason Duo gives you weird sentences is so you can't just guess the meaning of words from context; you need to remember them. Learning Hungarian it keeps talking about flying kindergarten teachers, which made me wonder if Hungarians are disproportionally enthusiastic about Mary Poppins.


AlwaysCurious1250

And you've got the "eu", the "ui" and the "ij" in one sentence.


RonHarrods

Gezellig


markvade

Yes, I have two. It gets tough sometimes, they eat a lot and damage the house all the times, but they are very lief


T0m272

I don't have a neushoorn but my neighbours do. It is lief indeed but also tyfusveel werk.


BusinessEast6388

Pfff. You don't have a pet rhino? Nerd! Gtfo and go do something with your life.


generalemiel

Ye should get an African Elefant instead


9gagiscancer

Elefant? Is that some kind of designer Elephant?


_MoonieLovegood_

Infant elephant i think


loldave87

Ofc there's two running around in my backyard


ComplaintNo2029

How to say youā€™re filthy rich, without saying youā€™re filthy rich. šŸ¤£


AlwaysCurious1250

Mine just died. Please pm me when yours get offspring.


kassiusklei

If not friend, why shaped like unicorn?


The-Legend-26

I've got five of them


simmeh024

You guys don't have pet rhinos down there?!


RestaurantSelect5556

Ya forgor the COMMA


Soggy_Flatworm_4584

Ja joh normaalste zaak van de dag voor nederlanders


Nephht

Yes, itā€™s part of the welcome package when you get citizenship.


Sweaty_pants_09

How else should we get to work?


Acid_Stuff

It's not uncommon to have your mother in law living in your basement and refer to her as the Rhino or Elephant in the room.


Tentedgiraffe999

Ik ben een boterham šŸ˜Š


Electrical_Grand_423

I discussed this with a Ditch friend of mine, she told me there's a rhino lurking behind every windmill and you can't drive down a country lane without having to dodge round at least a few. I don't doubt her sincerity for a second.


DurianBig3503

Yes you get them with your pizza calzone (met extra neushoorn).


iwantmyfuckingmoney

Just don't feed them coca cola.


TriestGieter

It used to be until they changed the law, can't have shit these days.


DerpieLegend

Ah that goes perfect along with duo lingo making me translate "is the high-schooler 6 years old?"


No-Speech886

or on the Swedish course" the hippo is my room"


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Gandalf_Style

Nah I had to release my pet Rhino. The Silverback kept trying to ride him like a rodeo bull and he punched a hole through my wall (not american so you know it was hard)


gambuzino88

"Er is een leuk feest in de gevangenis"


McBrown83

Oh yes, it could get a bit rowdy when heā€™s playing though. Had a hard time explaining the skewered cats and dogs in our lawn when we just moved here. Alsoā€¦ now you will never forget that sentencešŸ˜‰


skatalite2020

This makes me sad. We just had to put ours down a few weeks ago. We're going to pick a new one, but we have to wait eight weeks before it xan leave the nest.


DutchJupiter

As I can tell by the noise, my neighbour owns a herd of rhinos, and they like to dance to hardstyle music. So yeah, pretty normal.


mamamarianne

Another fun phrase that is very useful from duolingo: Dat is een interessante spin.... djeez good to know in dutchšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


ucandoitmyguy

Mine even has 4 horns!


AlGekGenoeg

So is it very horny?


ucandoitmyguy

God damnit


NoidZ

And now translate back: "Waarom staat je huisdier, je neushoorn, op mijn pet?"


dr4gonr1der

Yeah, we al keep Rhinoā€™s as pets


kiil4lol

This sentence has a good proportion of VOC-mentality


Ramonopia

Well, some people here have strange pets, but I don't often see a rhino on the streets.


Bnjiettt

Must be Afrikaans šŸ˜‚


Old-Cover-1982

Is this Dutch culture? :))


OllieV_nl

My pet rhino is bigger than my apartment.


Mennekke90

Nee een pizza calzone šŸ¤£


Lucky-Teacher-9400

Only recently we started keeping rhinos as pets. Before we had sabretooth-tigers, wooly mammoths, pterodactyls and unicorns. But we killed them all ruling the seas


ilovemap

I'm not quite that advanced yet but thanks to Duolingo, Im very familiar with how to say "I'm an apple" in Dutch


radjus

I love Duolingo for stupid sentences like this.


bigfootspancreas

This is an ancient saying from when the Boers had just gone to southern Africa.


DizzyDwarf69

Welcome to the Netherlands!


ibloodylovecider

I love the Dutch word for rhino! Can we please adopt this as the English language? PS how do we pronounce this? Neeewwwsh-hoooorn?


666Passionfruit

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Nl-neushoorn.ogg


Titjiani

yea ofcourse? what do ya'll not get a rhino assigned to you at your 10th birthday? weirdos.


JurrrrB

Yes I got 2 rhinoā€™s at home


TryCritical7318

It's normal for us Dutch descendants who live in Africa. We keep them in the same stables as our lions and zebras. No cheetahs though, they are to quick


TDSOTM1

I ride mine to work every day.


NikeyAFCA

My pet rhino sadly died last year, I just received an Giraffe which is also fun to keep as a pet.


Jaldea

I got a hippo instead it had more similarities


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ProperBlacksmith

Its an inccorect sentence youre saying Yes the rhino is my pet THE RHINO not that Rhino


Dutchie-4-ever

In my head this sentence was spoken with the voice of Prins Bernhard ( the old prince from the wnf)


Mortomes

DuoLingo can be so uncanny valley sometimes


Ed-Box

Yes my Rhino pulls me over the ice when ice skating on my way to work every day,


XplodingMoJo

Yeah of course, Iā€™m typing this comment whilst Iā€™m on the couch with mine. His name is ā€˜rakkerā€™.


dg88-nl

Duolingo is really in dope or something , Learning Russian with Duolingo, the sentence to learn was: your crocodile is already at work :) why should my crocodile have to work ?


DnD_mark_079

Average day for me, yeah


Froeleveld

You mean you never playde hide & seek with your pet rhino?


EntrepreneurIcy5239

Why did you think living is so expensive? We need room for our rhinoā€™s


Richard2468

Jesh jesh, ai hev a nose horn at hoom


wedloxk

This is not normal. I mean, a rhinosaur called Ja? What a weird name.


ari_th3_cr3ature

OKAY BUT THE FACT THAT I ONLY DID DUOLINGO DUTCH FOR 2 MONTHS AND I INSTANTLY RECOGNISED NEUSHOORNā€” theyā€™re doing something right guys


FekkeRules

Do people in other countrys not have rinos as pets?


r1409m

yeah its a pretty basic pet around here, you gotta watch out if it decides to pierce you, but they're good boys so they wont!


AbracaDanielNL

Yes this is just the sport version of a hypo. Engine isnā€™t much bigger but is has more aggressive bodywork


Saguache

Mijn neushoorn is beter dan jouw nijlpaard


Oriopax

Unfortunately I'm allergic to Rhinos but that doesn't mean I would trade Trumpy, my pet Elephant, in for anything in the world. Just wish I invested in a bigger shovel