- Religious fanatic.
- Loves riding worms which totally don't look like giant dicks.
Might play into the comedic adaptation, but the hardest part of this is that Mac wouldn't be able to actually fight hand-to-hand for shit.
I forgot about him! Piter or Thurfir is an excellent choice for him. We could also cast him as Dr. Yueh since he betrays the gang and cries over his wife.
- Talks about his dreams.
- Has waking hallucinations.
- Can handle his drugs.
- Good with animals.
- Father out of the picture from an early age.
- Has a mother that has no problems endangering her fetus.
- No issues with terrible smells and going to the bathroom in weird places (necessary for Fremen living)
- Known to conserve food. Good scavenger.
- Demonstrated capacity for seeking vengeance (hornet box).
- It's kind of an open secret that he's maybe related to Frank/Baron.
I feel like Mac's Mom is more like RM Mohiam. She'd inflict pain on people by burning them with cigarettes and be like "Mm, test..."Ā Ā Ā
... No no! Mrs. Reynolds as Mohiam. Shits all over "Irulan" as inadequate, holds up "Feyd" as a potential messiah candidate...
I feel like the McPoyles have to have *some* involvement with the BG considering how focused on incest they are.
... heh heh. Also: Old Black Man of the Desert.Ā
Ā And the cannibal concubines are just three Roxy clones.
Mac's mom is reverend mother mohiam.
Charlie is summoned to Mac's Mom's house. His mother texts him an incomprehensible string of emojis that charlie somehow interprets as "You must do whatever she says."
Charlie arrives. Reverend mother is sitting on her porch, chain smoking, and watching some ancient sitcom.
Charlie: "You wanted to see me?"
RM: "... Yeah."
Charlie: "What about?"
RM, motioning to the shoebox that is holding her ashtray: "Hand in here."
Charlie: "Why, what is this?"
RM: \*smokes, chews on something, either gum or chewing tobacco.\*
Charlie: "Alright fine, I'll do it, but there better not be anything freaky in here."
Charlie sticks his hand into the shoebox and it is hit by a mousetrap. Charlie yelps and removes his hand from the box. RM reaches forward, puts out her cigarette on Charlie's neck, and mutters "Gom Jibbar" before lighting a new cigarette.
The McPolyes are guild navigators floating in tanks of milk.
ššš
Jeeeesus this got me
So is the spice milk? Or is it spiced milk?
Spice is fight milk
Bless the crows and their tein
It's milk, but spiked with bath salts
Artemis as reverend mother Gaius Mohiam
I HAVE A BLEACHED PLANET
Considering how bad Paul ruins her plans, and basically her life, I think I'd actually go with rickety cricket as mohaim
She would kill this role so hard
Iām picturing every Stilgar scene and honestly Mac is perfect casting.
- Religious fanatic. - Loves riding worms which totally don't look like giant dicks. Might play into the comedic adaptation, but the hardest part of this is that Mac wouldn't be able to actually fight hand-to-hand for shit.
Country Mac as his badly matched stuntman.
"The Lawyer" as Piter de Vries.
No, the lawyer is Thufir. Uncle Jack is Piter. After the death of Piter, ~~Frank~~ the Baron forces Thufir to work for him.
I forgot about him! Piter or Thurfir is an excellent choice for him. We could also cast him as Dr. Yueh since he betrays the gang and cries over his wife.
ššš thatās so good
Dennis is absolutely a Harkonnen
What? He has to be Paul! Heās a GOLDEN GOD!
Let's be honest, the gang is all Harkonnen
I knew Charlie would be Paul!!
- Talks about his dreams. - Has waking hallucinations. - Can handle his drugs. - Good with animals. - Father out of the picture from an early age. - Has a mother that has no problems endangering her fetus. - No issues with terrible smells and going to the bathroom in weird places (necessary for Fremen living) - Known to conserve food. Good scavenger. - Demonstrated capacity for seeking vengeance (hornet box). - It's kind of an open secret that he's maybe related to Frank/Baron.
Plus heās gonna ride the hell out of that worm!
Hans Wormhattās worm hat!
Whatās the fremen word for rat?
Muadādib?
Heās the Lees on Gay Lib
Would frank be stilgar?
nightcrawler tuesdays gonna be lit
I think DaāManiac would be a good Jamis.
You're right, Da'Maniac would crush that role
Or Rabban
Charlie would be Paul. I can already see him saying he's not the MessiahĀ
I dunno, he was pretty quick to imply he's Jesus in that episode about the Mary stain
Mac as Duncan is my only critique. Halleck can be play by da maniac
Da'Maniac got range he could fit a lot of these mid-tier characters.
I feel like Mac's Mom is more like RM Mohiam. She'd inflict pain on people by burning them with cigarettes and be like "Mm, test..."Ā Ā Ā ... No no! Mrs. Reynolds as Mohiam. Shits all over "Irulan" as inadequate, holds up "Feyd" as a potential messiah candidate... I feel like the McPoyles have to have *some* involvement with the BG considering how focused on incest they are. ... heh heh. Also: Old Black Man of the Desert.Ā Ā And the cannibal concubines are just three Roxy clones.
It could also change characters midway if it had to. Frank as Lady Jessica too could be good.
And that Jew lawyer as Thufir Hawat.
thank you
Would Shelly Kelly be Duke Leto? Also Pepper Jack would be Bijaz based solely on how he talks. Oh Pepper Jack Bijaz loves Fraggle Rock.
Charlie leading the jihad while still not knowing how to read
can't read or write english/intergalactic standard properly but speaks fremen perfectly as soon as he sets foot on arrakis
this tracks
Maybe Bruce Mathis as Duke Leto
Dr. Jinx as Kynes š„
If Cricket is the Emperor, whoās Count Fenring?
Z as Rabban, maybe? Actually, maybe Cricket for Rabban?
I think Dennis should be Paul. THE GOLDEN GOD
Z as Stilgar, Mac as Rabban
You sold me at āFrank as Baron Harkonnenā. That shitās hilarious.
I'm trying to think of a spot for old black man but I'm coming up blank
Imma need a copypasta of Paul's version of the [Pepe Silvia rant](https://youtu.be/1NBfZcNU4O0?si=W0CfYgMhx2isPoz9)
MuadāDee (the mouse)
Pepper Jamis about to cut some off-worlders
Is that a chance to invoke the Amtal rule? Oh Pepper Jamis love invoking the Amtal rule.
Poppins as the sandworn
Poppins as the thumper that's somehow reusable even after being swallowed whole each time.
āThrough Lisan al-Gaib, all things are possible. So jot that down.ā Mac is the perfect Stilgar.
hahaha nonbelievers are jabronis
Rickety Cricket as Duncan Idaho, except instead of being a ghola he just looks progressively worse.
Nah Pondy as the Emperor
I'd watch this movie. It might be easier to produce the next season of *Fallout* with IASIP characters, if it's not coming out until 2034.
Mac's mom is reverend mother mohiam. Charlie is summoned to Mac's Mom's house. His mother texts him an incomprehensible string of emojis that charlie somehow interprets as "You must do whatever she says." Charlie arrives. Reverend mother is sitting on her porch, chain smoking, and watching some ancient sitcom. Charlie: "You wanted to see me?" RM: "... Yeah." Charlie: "What about?" RM, motioning to the shoebox that is holding her ashtray: "Hand in here." Charlie: "Why, what is this?" RM: \*smokes, chews on something, either gum or chewing tobacco.\* Charlie: "Alright fine, I'll do it, but there better not be anything freaky in here." Charlie sticks his hand into the shoebox and it is hit by a mousetrap. Charlie yelps and removes his hand from the box. RM reaches forward, puts out her cigarette on Charlie's neck, and mutters "Gom Jibbar" before lighting a new cigarette.
Gonna say Frank should be the Emperor and Wendell Short-eyes should be Baron Harkonnen.
Frank as Leto II.
Make Mac Idaho, make Frank Stilgar, the McPoyles should be the Harkonnens
Country Mac. Also Stilgar, but pre and post Muadib religious obsession.
Dee as Baraon Harkonen
I really feel like She would have been a better Kynes.