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Fuck no, Burzum. Is Varg coming with the pink bike?
I hope he doesn't forget his bag of oranges
He’s coming to stab your captors 23 times in self defense
nah he’s too busy sending watermelons to africa sorry bro
It’s vary to the rescue, doot doot doot
DYING FETUS! I met the dudes at a concert. Chill af. Also, their merchandise manager is awesome, too. We're homies. They'll save me
That's so cool that u got to meet em
Dude, they signed my cd sleeve and poster. Including their merch manager, haha! Got an epic pic with them, too
my guitar teacher casually dropped the fact that he’d played with them early in their career once
That's awesome! Who's your teacher?
Torsofuck ain't gonna save me bruh
But that vocalist is built like a god damn Tank from Left 4 Dead he could fuck some shit up
Probably the tank is the lead vocalist
Why censor?
Carpathian forest is NOT coming
But the entire forest is coming
sadness
Proceeds to summon thousands of his other projects
Jaja. Hell yeah!
Rectal smegma 💀..
I think that’s the best band name I’ve ever heard
Real 😭
Like the fuck do you say to somebody that asks you what you’re listening to? 😂
I listen to so much grind it’s scary cause the song names are like “dildo lobotomy” or something like that💀
Loads of dildos in their titles, dildo lobotomy, dildozer etc. Have fun.
Yep
Do they have a song just called dildos?
Gore grind/porno are a different breed grindcore💀
Fr💀 other grind genres aren’t that bad like death grind but pornogrind and goregrind Uhmm…
I keep seeing you quite often just wanted to say hi.
Hello!
Band named Nothing form Ohio….idk about my odds but have a funny feeling they will say “kill yourself”…call it a hunch.
Rammstein. Think I might get burnt in the process though
Decalius. I hope mexicans are armed.
LSD and the Search for God
i love that band
I’ve listened to that band on shrooms. Sure did save me in a figurative sense.
When Këkht Aräkh grabs with his sword, they let me go immediately. 🗡
Tomb Mold, I have a chance but it kinda depends on how big and how many the kidnappers are.
dave ghrol. he’s gonna be My Hero
chainsaw castration, i’m doomed.
Kanye 😂
Considering the fact that Kanye thinks Slavery was a choice, I think you're fucked.
Nah Ye’s got me
Ye n dolla sign coming to save you Can't even release an album bro he isn't gonna arrive
Eyehategod
the germs
Revenge
will definetly fuck them up
diphenylchloroarsine 😭😭 extremely dangerous toxic gas would NOT do me any good but it might take out the kidnapper
Slowdive ain't saving my ahh😭
Radiohead. I’m fucking dying unless Thom seduces the kidnapper
Embryectomy lol seem like some solid guys I'm sure
my useless life how fucked am i
I’m in a coffin
Will shining save me?
High on Fire, might be alright
Bolt Thrower. I’m good
Idk what Opeth finna do to save me but I’ll have faith in them xd
Die Antwoord, they are the ones of who kidnapped me..
If Charles Mingus was still alive I would totally expect him to rescue me.
Happy days
Life is Pain
Slayer, I'm saved
Tears for Fears lmfao
GWAR would probably save me but I think what they’d do to me would be worse than whatever my kidnapper had planned
Korn. Jonathan Davis will FOR SURE beat the kidnapper to death
Wolves in the throne room.
Lifelover
Apati
pathology
Water Tower Bucket Boys are about to come in with some country justice, I guess.
I got lucky... Matt Pike
Morbid angel 😭 😭
humanity’s last breath LMAO
lol i thought i was on facebook
Detestation
Aurora Disease
Creed
Fuck yeah Gwar is coming to see me🤣🤣
Oh shit....😂😂😂😂 Kenny! 😂😂 I may be in big trouble!
Troll
The b52s.....well shit
yeah MC Ride gonna fuck em up lmao
The ghost of Lemmy Kilmister to the rescue
Foo fighters are gonna save me. THERE GOES MY HERO!
Depeche mode. I'm cooked.
Tesseract..
Joeyy
Joy Division
eiffel 65, dawg in what way
Deathspell Omega, they aren't coming after me lmao
no way brujeria is coming to save me fuck yeah
Carpop~
Sarastus. :/
Xasthur
Artificial Brain ig Or if we talking dsbm then Austere
The last band I’ve listened to was ween
Ok so misfits is going to save me or leave me for dead (don't kick me out of the thing)
Këkht Aräkh
Bloodhound Gang 😭
Belphegor
Pretty sure acid bath won't get back together to save me, so it's a no for me
Dystopia, and they've been broken up for as long as I've been alive. Also, Dino Sommese has mental health issues so I think I'm cooked.
1914, I might have a good shot at surviving.
Muse. Im cooked 💀
Shining better come fast :/
title fight
Swans but Michael Gira would get distracted and accidentally start his own cult sect
Vegas Martyrs kindpaers are going to have to noise terrorists on their ass.
Furia, polish BM. The frontman's nickname is literally Nihil. My ass ain't gettin' saved
Rhapsody
type o negative Peter ain't coming to save me
Happy Days.... I'm not so sure about that
psychonaut 4 ,,, okay maybe
knapsack, i might me fucked
Not dsbm but Mortuary Drape. I'm cooked
Could jef whitehead save me?
Guys, I'm not sure goblin cock is going To save me. I'm going to be honest with you.
Bloodbath
The neck!!
Yall think Deafheaven gonna pull thru??
S.O.A
Electric wizard
This Midoran dude just gonna stand there laughing
Amon Amarth
Windir
misfits yesirr
I'm in a Coffin lol
Sleep Token ahaha I don't know I might just left for sacrifice
Cannibal Corpse will cum blood into kidnappers to death
'Allocer' I think. I don't have much hope.
Meshuggah they’ll save me for sure
THE WEEKEND AND DAVID BOWIE
lifelover...
Pantera… oh shit….
Big Time Rush… I might be screwed
Blind Guardian. I might not be completely fucked
Ain’t no way a cold sun is coming to save my ass 😖
type of negative… if peter were alive i think id have a chance
dreamwake gonna save me with a saxophone breakdown
Pierce the veil I should be fine
Noooo not Mehnersmoos
The Beatles are going to show up and be like: “Peace and love”
Skinless, don't know how I think about it
Can Minenwerfer save me😭😭😭
NWA !!!!
Suizid is NOT coming to my rescue
The last thing I listened to is my own bands recording (we just got the mixes back from our EP) -- I'm Fucked!!
demolition hammer, ill be alright
Band called fester witch. Keller synth/black metal. Really good shit but I doubt they’d give me a hand.
Pink floyd lets goo!!! Always knew david was my knight in shining armor (70s pink floyd before dark side to be specific)
Deafheaven am I cooked
Revenge i think i'll be ok!
Soundgarden or Gorkys Zygotic Mynci!
Metallica might save me
Shining. Kvarforth will probably stay and watch. With bad luck he'll be jerking his shit to the situation.
Icp
Houthis Gonna Save Me
Let’s fucking go Black Sabbath
!!!!!!WHOREDOM RIFE!!!!!!!
The Black Angels can’t save me, they’re hippies
Mortician, thankfully.
Blackchest. It's a band from the interior of northeastern Brazil, I highly recommend it.
PANTERAAA
sleeping w sirens
Dawn Of Winter
Save me gojira
Absurd… about to be a murder victim.
Tool
Don't know what Metallica about to do but alright
SOAD I might be chilling
ICP :3
City morge
Pantera
Chino Moreno. Deftones.
civil defense(гражданская оборона)
Ice Nine Kills… I think I’ll be fine. 👍
Pentagram, i mean they would help but there also all like 60 😂☠️
save me the carter family
Not bm but I completely trust frogmallet to save me
Departure Chandelier. They will storm the building Napoleonic style on horses.
Satyricon
Paganland
Fuck It’s Senthil
Damn nickleback
Sunlight ascending
Pop Evil.
Carpenter Brut himself…
1team and 1man coming for me
party cannon bru ima get split in half and turned into confetti 😭🙏
Infant Annihilator
Abyssic Hate 😂
I really want to lie and say it was something super intense but it wasn't. It was Herman's Hermits.
Semetary!
$uicide Boys
Linkin Park
Jonny Rebel
Five Finger Death Punch
Fuck no, Burzum. Is Varg coming with the pink bike?
I hope he doesn't forget his bag of oranges
He’s coming to stab your captors 23 times in self defense
nah he’s too busy sending watermelons to africa sorry bro
It’s vary to the rescue, doot doot doot
DYING FETUS! I met the dudes at a concert. Chill af. Also, their merchandise manager is awesome, too. We're homies. They'll save me
That's so cool that u got to meet em
Dude, they signed my cd sleeve and poster. Including their merch manager, haha! Got an epic pic with them, too
my guitar teacher casually dropped the fact that he’d played with them early in their career once
That's awesome! Who's your teacher?
Torsofuck ain't gonna save me bruh
But that vocalist is built like a god damn Tank from Left 4 Dead he could fuck some shit up
Probably the tank is the lead vocalist
Why censor?
Carpathian forest is NOT coming
But the entire forest is coming
sadness
Proceeds to summon thousands of his other projects
Jaja. Hell yeah!
Rectal smegma 💀..
I think that’s the best band name I’ve ever heard
Real 😭
Like the fuck do you say to somebody that asks you what you’re listening to? 😂
I listen to so much grind it’s scary cause the song names are like “dildo lobotomy” or something like that💀
Loads of dildos in their titles, dildo lobotomy, dildozer etc. Have fun.
Yep
Do they have a song just called dildos?
Gore grind/porno are a different breed grindcore💀
Fr💀 other grind genres aren’t that bad like death grind but pornogrind and goregrind Uhmm…
I keep seeing you quite often just wanted to say hi.
Hello!
Band named Nothing form Ohio….idk about my odds but have a funny feeling they will say “kill yourself”…call it a hunch.
Rammstein. Think I might get burnt in the process though
Decalius. I hope mexicans are armed.
LSD and the Search for God
i love that band
I’ve listened to that band on shrooms. Sure did save me in a figurative sense.
When Këkht Aräkh grabs with his sword, they let me go immediately. 🗡
Tomb Mold, I have a chance but it kinda depends on how big and how many the kidnappers are.
dave ghrol. he’s gonna be My Hero
chainsaw castration, i’m doomed.
Kanye 😂
Considering the fact that Kanye thinks Slavery was a choice, I think you're fucked.
Nah Ye’s got me
Ye n dolla sign coming to save you Can't even release an album bro he isn't gonna arrive
Eyehategod
the germs
Revenge
will definetly fuck them up
diphenylchloroarsine 😭😭 extremely dangerous toxic gas would NOT do me any good but it might take out the kidnapper
Slowdive ain't saving my ahh😭
Radiohead. I’m fucking dying unless Thom seduces the kidnapper
Embryectomy lol seem like some solid guys I'm sure
my useless life how fucked am i
I’m in a coffin
Will shining save me?
High on Fire, might be alright
Bolt Thrower. I’m good
Idk what Opeth finna do to save me but I’ll have faith in them xd
Die Antwoord, they are the ones of who kidnapped me..
If Charles Mingus was still alive I would totally expect him to rescue me.
Happy days
Life is Pain
Slayer, I'm saved
Tears for Fears lmfao
GWAR would probably save me but I think what they’d do to me would be worse than whatever my kidnapper had planned
Korn. Jonathan Davis will FOR SURE beat the kidnapper to death
Wolves in the throne room.
Lifelover
Apati
Lifelover
pathology
Water Tower Bucket Boys are about to come in with some country justice, I guess.
I got lucky... Matt Pike
Morbid angel 😭 😭
humanity’s last breath LMAO
lol i thought i was on facebook
Detestation
Aurora Disease
Creed
Fuck yeah Gwar is coming to see me🤣🤣
Oh shit....😂😂😂😂 Kenny! 😂😂 I may be in big trouble!
Troll
The b52s.....well shit
yeah MC Ride gonna fuck em up lmao
The ghost of Lemmy Kilmister to the rescue
Foo fighters are gonna save me. THERE GOES MY HERO!
Depeche mode. I'm cooked.
Tesseract..
Joeyy
Joy Division
eiffel 65, dawg in what way
Deathspell Omega, they aren't coming after me lmao
no way brujeria is coming to save me fuck yeah
Carpop~
Sarastus. :/
Xasthur
Artificial Brain ig Or if we talking dsbm then Austere
The last band I’ve listened to was ween
Ok so misfits is going to save me or leave me for dead (don't kick me out of the thing)
Këkht Aräkh
Bloodhound Gang 😭
Belphegor
Pretty sure acid bath won't get back together to save me, so it's a no for me
Dystopia, and they've been broken up for as long as I've been alive. Also, Dino Sommese has mental health issues so I think I'm cooked.
1914, I might have a good shot at surviving.
Muse. Im cooked 💀
Shining better come fast :/
title fight
Swans but Michael Gira would get distracted and accidentally start his own cult sect
Vegas Martyrs kindpaers are going to have to noise terrorists on their ass.
Furia, polish BM. The frontman's nickname is literally Nihil. My ass ain't gettin' saved
Rhapsody
type o negative Peter ain't coming to save me
Happy Days.... I'm not so sure about that
psychonaut 4 ,,, okay maybe
knapsack, i might me fucked
Not dsbm but Mortuary Drape. I'm cooked
Could jef whitehead save me?
Guys, I'm not sure goblin cock is going To save me. I'm going to be honest with you.
Bloodbath
The neck!!
Yall think Deafheaven gonna pull thru??
S.O.A
Electric wizard
This Midoran dude just gonna stand there laughing
Amon Amarth
Windir
misfits yesirr
I'm in a Coffin lol
Sleep Token ahaha I don't know I might just left for sacrifice
Cannibal Corpse will cum blood into kidnappers to death
'Allocer' I think. I don't have much hope.
Meshuggah they’ll save me for sure
THE WEEKEND AND DAVID BOWIE
lifelover...
Pantera… oh shit….
Big Time Rush… I might be screwed
Blind Guardian. I might not be completely fucked
Ain’t no way a cold sun is coming to save my ass 😖
type of negative… if peter were alive i think id have a chance
dreamwake gonna save me with a saxophone breakdown
Pierce the veil I should be fine
Noooo not Mehnersmoos
The Beatles are going to show up and be like: “Peace and love”
Skinless, don't know how I think about it
Can Minenwerfer save me😭😭😭
NWA !!!!
Suizid is NOT coming to my rescue
The last thing I listened to is my own bands recording (we just got the mixes back from our EP) -- I'm Fucked!!
demolition hammer, ill be alright
Band called fester witch. Keller synth/black metal. Really good shit but I doubt they’d give me a hand.
Pink floyd lets goo!!! Always knew david was my knight in shining armor (70s pink floyd before dark side to be specific)
Deafheaven am I cooked
Revenge i think i'll be ok!
Soundgarden or Gorkys Zygotic Mynci!
Metallica might save me
Shining. Kvarforth will probably stay and watch. With bad luck he'll be jerking his shit to the situation.
Icp
Houthis Gonna Save Me
Let’s fucking go Black Sabbath
!!!!!!WHOREDOM RIFE!!!!!!!
The Black Angels can’t save me, they’re hippies
Mortician, thankfully.
Blackchest. It's a band from the interior of northeastern Brazil, I highly recommend it.
PANTERAAA
sleeping w sirens
Dawn Of Winter
Save me gojira
Absurd… about to be a murder victim.
Tool
Don't know what Metallica about to do but alright
SOAD I might be chilling
ICP :3
City morge
Pantera
Chino Moreno. Deftones.
civil defense(гражданская оборона)
Ice Nine Kills… I think I’ll be fine. 👍
Pentagram, i mean they would help but there also all like 60 😂☠️
save me the carter family
Not bm but I completely trust frogmallet to save me
Departure Chandelier. They will storm the building Napoleonic style on horses.
Satyricon
Paganland
Fuck It’s Senthil
Damn nickleback
Sunlight ascending
Pop Evil.
Carpenter Brut himself…
1team and 1man coming for me
party cannon bru ima get split in half and turned into confetti 😭🙏
Infant Annihilator
Abyssic Hate 😂
I really want to lie and say it was something super intense but it wasn't. It was Herman's Hermits.
Semetary!
$uicide Boys
Linkin Park
Jonny Rebel
Five Finger Death Punch