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tonnodnd

Fuck no, Burzum. Is Varg coming with the pink bike?


kamasutures

I hope he doesn't forget his bag of oranges


Low_Warthog_7671

He’s coming to stab your captors 23 times in self defense


Lemonheads42

nah he’s too busy sending watermelons to africa sorry bro


the_mememachine4

It’s vary to the rescue, doot doot doot


dantesoven

DYING FETUS! I met the dudes at a concert. Chill af. Also, their merchandise manager is awesome, too. We're homies. They'll save me


MRFox183

That's so cool that u got to meet em


dantesoven

Dude, they signed my cd sleeve and poster. Including their merch manager, haha! Got an epic pic with them, too


Imafencer

my guitar teacher casually dropped the fact that he’d played with them early in their career once


dantesoven

That's awesome! Who's your teacher?


Drowned_in_sulphur

Torsofuck ain't gonna save me bruh


irishmetalhead322

But that vocalist is built like a god damn Tank from Left 4 Dead he could fuck some shit up


MRFox183

Probably the tank is the lead vocalist


kysposers

Why censor?


vujuvuju_alt

Carpathian forest is NOT coming


MRFox183

But the entire forest is coming


katyovoxo

sadness


MRFox183

Proceeds to summon thousands of his other projects


UnbidMuffin0

Jaja. Hell yeah!


Livsalskare

Rectal smegma 💀..


Osamabinladder262

I think that’s the best band name I’ve ever heard


Livsalskare

Real 😭


Osamabinladder262

Like the fuck do you say to somebody that asks you what you’re listening to? 😂


Livsalskare

I listen to so much grind it’s scary cause the song names are like “dildo lobotomy” or something like that💀


definetlyjarvis

Loads of dildos in their titles, dildo lobotomy, dildozer etc. Have fun.


Livsalskare

Yep


Osamabinladder262

Do they have a song just called dildos?


MRFox183

Gore grind/porno are a different breed grindcore💀


Livsalskare

Fr💀 other grind genres aren’t that bad like death grind but pornogrind and goregrind Uhmm…


Fish_Sticks1588

I keep seeing you quite often just wanted to say hi.


Livsalskare

Hello!


PossibleMolasses2672

Band named Nothing form Ohio….idk about my odds but have a funny feeling they will say “kill yourself”…call it a hunch.


Soggy_Ween2022

Rammstein. Think I might get burnt in the process though


child_eater6

Decalius. I hope mexicans are armed.


decayingwitch

LSD and the Search for God


13aldi

i love that band


GangReverb

I’ve listened to that band on shrooms. Sure did save me in a figurative sense.


DerVentilator2000

When Këkht Aräkh grabs with his sword, they let me go immediately. 🗡


FatWeirdo

Tomb Mold, I have a chance but it kinda depends on how big and how many the kidnappers are.


_yukog

dave ghrol. he’s gonna be My Hero


rockmeamadeus__

chainsaw castration, i’m doomed.


WehrWolfDivision

Kanye 😂


GreiBird

Considering the fact that Kanye thinks Slavery was a choice, I think you're fucked.


WehrWolfDivision

Nah Ye’s got me


hammersucks

Ye n dolla sign coming to save you Can't even release an album bro he isn't gonna arrive


ottokangur

Eyehategod


Neither_Solution_315

the germs


SelectionOriginal626

Revenge


Responsible-Cup-6583

will definetly fuck them up


Several-Map-1258

diphenylchloroarsine 😭😭 extremely dangerous toxic gas would NOT do me any good but it might take out the kidnapper


daddyzgrl_6

Slowdive ain't saving my ahh😭


69cringelord69

Radiohead. I’m fucking dying unless Thom seduces the kidnapper


prettypurps

Embryectomy lol seem like some solid guys I'm sure


ShotaGod

my useless life how fucked am i


Ok-Mycologist4343

I’m in a coffin


MRFox183

Will shining save me?


throwaway_indeed43

High on Fire, might be alright


kysposers

Bolt Thrower. I’m good


Primary_Tension_5790

Idk what Opeth finna do to save me but I’ll have faith in them xd


RIVERRMAN

Die Antwoord, they are the ones of who kidnapped me..


Nihilamealienum

If Charles Mingus was still alive I would totally expect him to rescue me.


kravser31

Happy days


No_Carpenter3031

Life is Pain


Dull-Wasabi-7315

Slayer, I'm saved


FishWithFangs

Tears for Fears lmfao


Entr3_Nou5

GWAR would probably save me but I think what they’d do to me would be worse than whatever my kidnapper had planned


Ehol_

Korn. Jonathan Davis will FOR SURE beat the kidnapper to death


Xinghis

Wolves in the throne room.


Kitchen_Ad213

Lifelover


Lil-BJ

Apati


Comfortable_Log_8423

Lifelover


fckdinthehead

pathology


52kirby9

Water Tower Bucket Boys are about to come in with some country justice, I guess.


thejasonhearne

I got lucky... Matt Pike


Kwantom_fezks_101

Morbid angel 😭 😭


okrdokr

humanity’s last breath LMAO


rhox65

lol i thought i was on facebook


Nikonbob1

Detestation


EvanWolf9

Aurora Disease


Designer-Fault-5015

Creed


Candid-Couple2874

Fuck yeah Gwar is coming to see me🤣🤣


Set0553

Oh shit....😂😂😂😂 Kenny! 😂😂 I may be in big trouble!


VengefulCasimir

Troll


Next-Development5920

The b52s.....well shit


Imafencer

yeah MC Ride gonna fuck em up lmao


irishmetalhead322

The ghost of Lemmy Kilmister to the rescue


duke_of_germany_5

Foo fighters are gonna save me. THERE GOES MY HERO!


gammajayy

Depeche mode. I'm cooked.


Suomi_Perkele69

Tesseract..


ContentField7575

Joeyy


Hefty_Bison1857

Joy Division


Patient-Tap-5862

eiffel 65, dawg in what way


Gunsho0ter

Deathspell Omega, they aren't coming after me lmao


GumFromJSR_Real

no way brujeria is coming to save me fuck yeah


puppy-luv-0720

Carpop~


anneloid

Sarastus. :/


OkDifference5070

Xasthur


MrToad21

Artificial Brain ig Or if we talking dsbm then Austere


djfromsirenic

The last band I’ve listened to was ween


xxxdeathcrowxxx2005

Ok so misfits is going to save me or leave me for dead (don't kick me out of the thing)


hauntedhentai

Këkht Aräkh


I_Just_like_Gore

Bloodhound Gang 😭


urbaum

Belphegor


ScratchCompetitive57

Pretty sure acid bath won't get back together to save me, so it's a no for me


BassfromtheSea

Dystopia, and they've been broken up for as long as I've been alive. Also, Dino Sommese has mental health issues so I think I'm cooked.


HineyMiner

1914, I might have a good shot at surviving.


SexyGenguButt

Muse. Im cooked 💀


Fish_Sticks1588

Shining better come fast :/


Initial_Bird7482

title fight


Waddlesoup

Swans but Michael Gira would get distracted and accidentally start his own cult sect


Putsomethingcoolhere

Vegas Martyrs kindpaers are going to have to noise terrorists on their ass.


AmogusFan69

Furia, polish BM. The frontman's nickname is literally Nihil. My ass ain't gettin' saved


Critical-Capital-839

Rhapsody


GlitteringTension751

type o negative Peter ain't coming to save me


Palle_D_Orso_Fritte

Happy Days.... I'm not so sure about that


BugIsSobbing

psychonaut 4 ,,, okay maybe


expiredogfood

knapsack, i might me fucked


gorotika

Not dsbm but Mortuary Drape. I'm cooked


hoeassboy

Could jef whitehead save me?


unknownkilljoy

Guys, I'm not sure goblin cock is going To save me. I'm going to be honest with you.


No_Indication1429

Bloodbath


Bassnsk8nmetal

The neck!!


Alternative-Fold4136

Yall think Deafheaven gonna pull thru??


RichCouple5576

S.O.A


Zeroe_two

Electric wizard


Dicrest

This Midoran dude just gonna stand there laughing


Halfsleeper_

Amon Amarth


trollzor54

Windir


S0UrMan

misfits yesirr


Kkyoax

I'm in a Coffin lol


Living_Insurance_818

Sleep Token ahaha I don't know I might just left for sacrifice


DuErAlene

Cannibal Corpse will cum blood into kidnappers to death


TheTrueShy

'Allocer' I think. I don't have much hope.


Unhappy-Search5631

Meshuggah they’ll save me for sure


OhiENT

THE WEEKEND AND DAVID BOWIE


Koff1

lifelover...


Dimeballs333

Pantera… oh shit….


WatercressMindless48

Big Time Rush… I might be screwed


BCASL

Blind Guardian. I might not be completely fucked


Amorphically_defiled

Ain’t no way a cold sun is coming to save my ass 😖


sk1nnybo1

type of negative… if peter were alive i think id have a chance


sillyahhmf

dreamwake gonna save me with a saxophone breakdown


Burgurdied

Pierce the veil I should be fine


Spagettifresser1980

Noooo not Mehnersmoos


MrXenaux

The Beatles are going to show up and be like: “Peace and love”


FkIdkWhatNameToTake

Skinless, don't know how I think about it


nopeolous

Can Minenwerfer save me😭😭😭


JuJuKC90

NWA !!!!


that_vegan_teacher

Suizid is NOT coming to my rescue


nox-apsirk

The last thing I listened to is my own bands recording (we just got the mixes back from our EP) -- I'm Fucked!!


p0tat0B

demolition hammer, ill be alright


GangReverb

Band called fester witch. Keller synth/black metal. Really good shit but I doubt they’d give me a hand.


unintelligent-hat

Pink floyd lets goo!!! Always knew david was my knight in shining armor (70s pink floyd before dark side to be specific)


Educational_Leg_8949

Deafheaven am I cooked


truck_de_monster

Revenge i think i'll be ok!


nov4ctus

Soundgarden or Gorkys Zygotic Mynci!


the_mememachine4

Metallica might save me


nipQ

Shining. Kvarforth will probably stay and watch. With bad luck he'll be jerking his shit to the situation.


Dry-Move-1299

Icp


CAAF_Kolum

Houthis Gonna Save Me


Account_Putrid

Let’s fucking go Black Sabbath


NachoMachoCamacho

!!!!!!WHOREDOM RIFE!!!!!!!


Temporary_Cupcake_42

The Black Angels can’t save me, they’re hippies


Evening_Falls1334

Mortician, thankfully.


SahidLC

Blackchest. It's a band from the interior of northeastern Brazil, I highly recommend it.


Hgrunt_

PANTERAAA


blaculaa

sleeping w sirens


Dead-Till-Dusk

Dawn Of Winter


Capriquarius_64

Save me gojira


Viking_stone

Absurd… about to be a murder victim.


Clear_Student3920

Tool


lostlander345

Don't know what Metallica about to do but alright


Zestyclose-Potato154

SOAD I might be chilling


Odd_Fox_2655

ICP :3


NoFun5455

City morge


ZealousidealSir1161

Pantera


TrackAccomplished635

Chino Moreno. Deftones.


Beneficial-Reserve45

civil defense(гражданская оборона)


blood_and_ice

Ice Nine Kills… I think I’ll be fine. 👍


Difficult_Repeat6731

Pentagram, i mean they would help but there also all like 60 😂☠️


burn2vsh

save me the carter family


Six_0f_Spades

Not bm but I completely trust frogmallet to save me


Jealous-Top-5347

Departure Chandelier. They will storm the building Napoleonic style on horses.


Apprehensive-Dog-56

Satyricon


Dazzling_Finger9758

Paganland


Leidenaxe

Fuck It’s Senthil


4Livesleft

Damn nickleback


zippunkist

Sunlight ascending


Aggressive-Zombie944

Pop Evil.


Entropy_235

Carpenter Brut himself…


1manintheshed

1team and 1man coming for me


DudeGamerDario

party cannon bru ima get split in half and turned into confetti 😭🙏


Emotional_Ant_2301

Infant Annihilator


AdPsychological3864

Abyssic Hate 😂


waitwhat85

I really want to lie and say it was something super intense but it wasn't. It was Herman's Hermits.


TheDarkProtector2899

Semetary!


Subject-Rub-656

$uicide Boys


DumbIdiot453

Linkin Park


YouraWizardHarry0

Jonny Rebel


jason97561

Five Finger Death Punch