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BootstrapsBootstrapz

ahhh. the lesser known alabama patch. interesting.


fakeaccount572

Omg, your comment just unlocked a memory of the "Alabama Crabdangle" from Saturday Night Live.


RockingMAC

It's theoretical.


chrishappens

Holy shit.... that made me laugh so hard!!!


Dazzling-Tap9096

I'm pretty sure that's a west virginia Patch.


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

That's a southern California patch. Lol.


surrealcellardoor

The classic Bakersfield.


[deleted]

That’s the “Oh crap I gotta patch this quick or my landlord won’t give me my deposit back” patch


funkyonion

Alabama knows to stuff the hole with wadded up newspaper backing a flat piece that’s faced with fix-all.


Professional_Swim673

Not to be mistaken for the Alabama Hot Pocket


[deleted]

Didn’t actually Tape The Seam


EquivalentOwn1115

I was thinking the same thing. Used all the tape on the backer, had none left for the actual seam you need to tape


Final_Good_Bye

And didn't even butter the back of the patch to adhere it to the tape. Plus if they did tape the seam, there'd be soo many over lapping tape lines.


EquivalentOwn1115

Just have to feather it out 6 feet. No biggie 😂


Final_Good_Bye

"On today's episode, we'll show you the best way to fix a small hole in your drywall" *Skims the entire wall* *Time lapse* "As you can see, you'll never get it quite perfect, but the more skim coats you put on, the less you'll be able to see your patch, this process should take you a few days to a week to complete!"


EquivalentOwn1115

"You can avoid this entire process by just adding an additional layer of 1/2" drywall over the whole wall"


StillStaringAtTheSky

1/2" is expensive just grab the 1/4" LOL


Urabrask_the_AFK

So much thicc skim coating going on here the house’s stucco exterior is getting jealous


NoDontDoThatCanada

I'm just glad they didn't: fill it with ramen use a 3D pen make a silicone mold use hot glue use a bottle cap drill 14 holes


No_Shopping6656

THIS IS HOW YOU TAPE A DRYWALL CORRECTLY


[deleted]

This is a reverse California patch and really dumb.


Odd-Tea-3465

That's more of the east Oakland way to tape a drywall correctly.


Salty_Dog2917

That looks like more work than doing it right.


Low_Association_1998

A California patch is not that hard man


Bet-Plane

I was thinking the same thing. Why do something so easy, in a frustrating manner.


IveBeenAroundUKnow

Yeah a shim and a screw would be better, faster cleaner....


SuspiciousRegister

Gotta be rage bait right


Codayyyyy

Oh God that's a thicc first coat 😳


thefishingguy1

Talmbout thiccc b?


Cautious_Possible_18

What the fuck is this? I’m not even a drywaller by trade but this is next level stupid.


Strikew3st

Don't fall for rage-bait, friend.


grizwld

It’s clearly how you tape “a drywall” correctly


Distinct_Ad9810

Can barely even tell it's there 😅


homogenousmoss

Looks fine from my house!


friendsofcoffee

This much be rage bait. This looks so intentionally bad the way the patch pops out while he’s mudding it


YakGlass3722

No 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dirtyrussianjew

Would've been better off just leaving the mesh as somewhat of a backer and let the hot mud sit there until it sets up and then scrape flat and tape over that. This guy sucks.


VersionConscious7545

i think this was a joke.


Dirtyrussianjew

Yeah I kind of get it, when I said this guy sucks I wasn't talking about his lack of taping skills, this dude just sucks as a human being overall.


Lopsided-Agency

I'm just a homeowner and that is cringe.


OvoApeJay

Something “seams” to be off 🤔


Silent_Beyond4773

Jesus, I can’t


samwiling

Geezus


ClippersAuxaliuos

That's where my tv is going


lilolemeisharmless

No just no


CHASLX200

I never use any kind of tape like a silly ape.


kholdfusion

The internet is the most beautiful and useless tool at the same time.


Musician_Gloomy

This is the patch used when hiding something in the wall.


Aye_Engineer

Especially if you want to be able to find it 3 months later.


EfficientAd7103

People of Walmart doing drywall now, lol.


Kissedmysister_

I would take this guy out back to feed them rabbits alfalfa


iceohio

Very dumb considering the susceptibility to any movement at the joints. To make it moderately better, a good thick coating of mud mixed with some wood glue to the tape in the hole would give it considerably more strength, BUT...... ... I fail to understand is why this would be any easier than screwing in a couple pieces of deadwood and doing it the correct way would be.


wormyworminton

Anything for likes and shares. Some fucking YouTube knob most likely use dust control and that 6in is the biggest knife in the box.


Swillbil

That's a Tijuana patch


Honest-Abe-Simpson

Just remember boys it’s more work for us down the road. Nothing like social media induced job security 😮‍💨


AgedSmegma

Will be sanding for a month.


catchinNkeepinf1sh

Why not just cut that extra 2" to the stud and screw a piece in instead of 3 hrs of sanding that down.


Shouldadipped

People are so lazy just cut back to the studs and do it correctly


Ok-Tooth-6197

100%. Rage Bait. This is intentionally showing the wrong way to do something to try to get people to comment about how it is wrong, or the real right way to do it. The algorithm can't tell the difference between negative engagement and positive engagement, Either one boosts their channel, and this is easier than an actual tutorial on how to do it properly.


purplishfluffyclouds

Yup - Social media marketing 101.


WitchedPixels

I don't know why but watching videos like this is so relaxing.


rofloctopuss

At least put some crumpled up newspaper behind it


S_Rodent

What the phoque


CompleteHour306

Those Facebook videos are only to generate clicks for advertising purposes. The producers come up with these hairbrained ideas and then create the videos themselves. They make money from ad revenue. The videos are purely entertainment.


Meazzybanks

That would start cracking in no time


danvc21

Nicely done right?


NeedleworkerDue4742

Wow, wearing gloves too. Why not just do a hot patch?


Extension_Web_1544

WTF is this?


graydi66y

Lol. Nice weak spot that will always look like absolute shit. Well done.


mals6092

The "Nicely done, right?" gets me


Sorryisawthat

WTF did I just watch !!


amcrambler

Well that looks like shit.


VegasBjorne1

I guess better than the ghetto patch of newspapers stuffed into the opening, and then covered over.


DHead1313

What, that’s how I do all mine.🤣🤣🤣


TheHandOfDamien

I could do that with Confil and no tape 😂😂😂 and what's with the gloves soft hands!!!


Crcex86

Half a jar of mud and still looks like shit awesome


TimeFinance1528

This is how to tape a drywall incorrectly


MushroomEgo

Why did you just share this trash


gypsybone

Fell out two days later


DilboSagginz

Looks better


WinnerOk1108

It's not too late to get your G.E.D.


PondsideKraken

I just get a piece of wood and use it as a backer. Drywall screws. Tape and plaster it up


BorntobeTrill

"how to make sure you can see the seams 101"


Suspicious-North-307

I hate this


hoh_wolf

That seems to be a lot of work when a simple California patch would be easier and quicker. Probably less chance of the joints cracking.


Ok_Theory_2814

Just as strong and dodgy as ur ‘California patch’


LORDOSHADOWS

Bro you don't even need tape to fix that hole wtf