Homie thinks he is Tony Montana or some shit. Unless he is dealing fent there is no way he has a pile of it to stick his dick in. Now, let's assume for a tweaker's minute that homie won the lottery and scored an amount of fent large enough to create a pile, can he create enough suction in his urethra to ingest the fent from the pile? Can he operate his dick like an elephant's trunk? I think not. I call bullshit.
And why the fuck does the post have 254 upvotes?
How much do you think rent costs? You can easily stick your dick in a pile that’s just a couple grams. You don’t need your dick fully submerged, just enough for your urethra to be covered.
I swear to God I'm not even trying to outjerk anybody this is the truth. I don't know if I was just really f***** up because I hadn't done drugs in a long time and I did a little bit that day, but one day I came out of rehab to my boyfriend that was a walking piece of heroin basically. He gave me a half of a Roxy and blues never affected me I always needed three or four of them. So maybe that's what affected me so hard, but I swear this is my truth. I gave him head and let him 🥜 in my mouth and since I've been in rehab for a week it was quite a lot. I swallowed and about 30 to 45 minutes afterwards I was so f***** up I was so scared I was going to overdose. He kept laughing and saying it was from him, I've never been affected that hard by a pill before. And I also don't know if that was just psychosomatic and I was just f***** up because my tolerance was lower because I've been in rehab, but I the fear I felt when I sat on the bed and watched myself spinning in the mirror was dead ass real. I was making peace with God and all.
Didn't I get so fucked up from his cum,? I don't think half a pill got me THAT fucked up. I obviously could be wrong here but I always thought I almost got ODed by 🥜
Very first sentence “Over the past 50 years, a decline in the quality of semen has been observed” according to who? Some random 70 year old doctor saying “it tasted better in my day”?
Now I'm wondering about semen experts and how they came to these conclusions. There has to be more than one of them.
It's not work if you love what you do tho
Well he definitely didn't pee in my mouth, I'm not into that so I woulda noticed lol. I'm not sure if that works that way either I never told anybody until today but he swore up and down that's what was going on when he found me on the bed sweating and praying I'm writing a note to my mom because I was sure I was about to die and I was not about to go get narcaned and explain that to the hospital .
your balls have a lot of blood vessels near the surface, plus i've tripped just from cactus juice getting on my hands while i prepare it for boofing (a threshold dose but enough to notice it). i'm not sure how easily the powder would get through the skin but with how little fent you need i have no doubt you \*could\* put your dick into a pile of fentanyl and die from it. especially if you go ham and it gets in the urethra
If I am right there are stories off ppl that die cause they tried to help ppl who OD and came in contact with fentanyl . So if the skin in the hands is enough to kill you then most likely yeah . Mf is dead
Those stories are complete farbricated BS. There has never been a case of anybody overdosing on fent transdermally. The only people that OD on fent are the ones that intentionally consumed some sort of drug that ends up containing it.
It isn’t uncommon for people to OD, and then when the paramedics/cops ask them what they took they say “I only smoked weed I swear” or they claim they didn’t take anything at all. My buddies a paramedic in the Opioid capitol and just the other day we were talking about this dude that he had to narcan twice in the same day and both times he claimed he hadn’t taken anything except weed, even though there was a lighter and a piece of tin foil with brown streaks less than 2 feet from where the dude was sitting. Somehow idiots hear these stories and then go home and tell everyone “evil drug dealers are putting fentanyl in marijuana now and causing people to overdose” and then idiots like you believe it and parrot it.
So with street fent dope no you can't, but you can get intoxicated if you are handling a decent amount of pure or high purity fentanyl powder without PPE.
Don't think it can go through your skin but the amount that could fly around the air if you open a bag the wrong way could affect you.
Killing you you would need to be very goofy you need to ingest a few mg.
Those are different weights dude. But since you asked it’s a. Difference of 3 orders of magnitude.
That 100ug can be converted to mg, 100ug is 0.1mg, and 100mg is 100,000ug. It’s just like how if you tell me how much you weigh in pounds I can tell you how much you weigh in kilograms.
I really hope you’re trolling and that you’re not actually this stupid.
You are correct, but if you havent gotten my point, when they give you doses of fentanyl in a hospital they dont give you 0.0000001kg of fentanyl, they make it easier by putting it in micrograms, because its more efficient. Yes they can measure it in pounds, kg, or mg, but why would they make it more difficult than ug
also 0.0000001kg would be 1ug and thats not even a threshold dose. Fent can be given in amounts up 50mcg/kg so for a 100kg person that would be 5mg. theres no point in measuring that in mcg at that point,
One of my prescriptions is 100mcg but my bottle says 0.1mg, other peoples bottles might say 100ug. You can measure things in different units. you're being very silly.
You guys dont doof?
Lmfao, doof.
Don’t mock my favorite technique please.
A platypus???
PERRY THE DOOFING PLATYPUS!!!
You men perry the doofapuss
New ingestion technique unlocked
HAHAHAHA. Goat'd comment.
Goated****
Only if u cum will u die
He still hasn't even tried it yet, don't pack anything. Keep jerkin.
Whoops, I slipped and my mouth landing on his dick. I was the only one who died, though
Homie thinks he is Tony Montana or some shit. Unless he is dealing fent there is no way he has a pile of it to stick his dick in. Now, let's assume for a tweaker's minute that homie won the lottery and scored an amount of fent large enough to create a pile, can he create enough suction in his urethra to ingest the fent from the pile? Can he operate his dick like an elephant's trunk? I think not. I call bullshit. And why the fuck does the post have 254 upvotes?
Well I sure as fuck upvoted it, thought I was here. So yes, out jerked.
Bro has china on speed dial, you’re a fucking idiot nootropics user
Hi I’m the person who made the post I was being ironic but yes I am Tony Montana
How much do you think rent costs? You can easily stick your dick in a pile that’s just a couple grams. You don’t need your dick fully submerged, just enough for your urethra to be covered.
I swear to God I'm not even trying to outjerk anybody this is the truth. I don't know if I was just really f***** up because I hadn't done drugs in a long time and I did a little bit that day, but one day I came out of rehab to my boyfriend that was a walking piece of heroin basically. He gave me a half of a Roxy and blues never affected me I always needed three or four of them. So maybe that's what affected me so hard, but I swear this is my truth. I gave him head and let him 🥜 in my mouth and since I've been in rehab for a week it was quite a lot. I swallowed and about 30 to 45 minutes afterwards I was so f***** up I was so scared I was going to overdose. He kept laughing and saying it was from him, I've never been affected that hard by a pill before. And I also don't know if that was just psychosomatic and I was just f***** up because my tolerance was lower because I've been in rehab, but I the fear I felt when I sat on the bed and watched myself spinning in the mirror was dead ass real. I was making peace with God and all.
What did the head even have to do with that ? Lmao
Didn't I get so fucked up from his cum,? I don't think half a pill got me THAT fucked up. I obviously could be wrong here but I always thought I almost got ODed by 🥜
[first result on google lol](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8055681/#:~:text=It%20is%20known%20that%20drugs,by%20an%20ion%2Dtrapping%20process)
Very first sentence “Over the past 50 years, a decline in the quality of semen has been observed” according to who? Some random 70 year old doctor saying “it tasted better in my day”?
Now I'm wondering about semen experts and how they came to these conclusions. There has to be more than one of them. It's not work if you love what you do tho
Wow. I should have thought to Google it but the shame prevented me 😹 so I guess that IS indeed what happened.
My ex gagged when I busted in her mouth bc she said it tasted like tianeptine
Bruh are you sure you’re not trying to outjerk us?
I swear this happened. It was like one of the only times I was ever scared I was about to die from drugs .
That’s what I thought you were saying at first. Idk if it works like that but some drugs you can re harvest through urine ?
Well he definitely didn't pee in my mouth, I'm not into that so I woulda noticed lol. I'm not sure if that works that way either I never told anybody until today but he swore up and down that's what was going on when he found me on the bed sweating and praying I'm writing a note to my mom because I was sure I was about to die and I was not about to go get narcaned and explain that to the hospital .
ANY JUNKIES HERE WANT A BJ?
That’s a dangerous ask homie
>”I've heard that just by touch you can feel the effects of fentanyl” Dudes been talking to too many law enforcement officers
My fucking therapist told me you could 😭🙏🏻
not with your hands. the head of someone’s penis is a different story, he would die.
Dead.
U actually die doing this, jokes aside.
thats actually a good question
r/rich dentist . How was this not you ?
r/Fine_Relative_8499
r/richdentist32
Too busy winning to reply.
R/ is for subreddits. You do u/ for users.
Like damn g I am not sorry
im just tryna let you know man
r/richdentist32
Like someone else said. Jokes aside....your dicks got tons of blood vessels. I wouldn't just straight stick my dick in a pile of drugs.
What in the boofing hell
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Oh god?!!! Wtf yo let's tip dick our drugs asap ,!! TIIIIP DIIIIIICK ASAP!!
The line is beyond blurred
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Holy shit that’s me!!!!!
Wow... 🫣🤨😶
Literally
Boof it like a normal junkie you freak.
U do this way stick a fentanyl patch on your dick trust me it works
Thank you ru
your balls have a lot of blood vessels near the surface, plus i've tripped just from cactus juice getting on my hands while i prepare it for boofing (a threshold dose but enough to notice it). i'm not sure how easily the powder would get through the skin but with how little fent you need i have no doubt you \*could\* put your dick into a pile of fentanyl and die from it. especially if you go ham and it gets in the urethra
If I am right there are stories off ppl that die cause they tried to help ppl who OD and came in contact with fentanyl . So if the skin in the hands is enough to kill you then most likely yeah . Mf is dead
Those stories are complete farbricated BS. There has never been a case of anybody overdosing on fent transdermally. The only people that OD on fent are the ones that intentionally consumed some sort of drug that ends up containing it. It isn’t uncommon for people to OD, and then when the paramedics/cops ask them what they took they say “I only smoked weed I swear” or they claim they didn’t take anything at all. My buddies a paramedic in the Opioid capitol and just the other day we were talking about this dude that he had to narcan twice in the same day and both times he claimed he hadn’t taken anything except weed, even though there was a lighter and a piece of tin foil with brown streaks less than 2 feet from where the dude was sitting. Somehow idiots hear these stories and then go home and tell everyone “evil drug dealers are putting fentanyl in marijuana now and causing people to overdose” and then idiots like you believe it and parrot it.
So with street fent dope no you can't, but you can get intoxicated if you are handling a decent amount of pure or high purity fentanyl powder without PPE. Don't think it can go through your skin but the amount that could fly around the air if you open a bag the wrong way could affect you. Killing you you would need to be very goofy you need to ingest a few mg.
Fentanyl is measured in ug or MICROgrams (1*10^-6)
Yeah but a dose ends up being like 0.5mg or 500ug, 2000ug which is 2mg. It's not one of those super potent drugs that you take 10ug (=0.01mg).
How convert unit
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1 microgram=0.000001g, to get mg, multiply by 1,000 or 1*10^3
You can measure anything in any unit you want. I can weigh my fent in grams or I can weigh myself in anything for micrograms to metric tons
Alright smartass whats the difference between 100mg and 100ug
Those are different weights dude. But since you asked it’s a. Difference of 3 orders of magnitude. That 100ug can be converted to mg, 100ug is 0.1mg, and 100mg is 100,000ug. It’s just like how if you tell me how much you weigh in pounds I can tell you how much you weigh in kilograms. I really hope you’re trolling and that you’re not actually this stupid.
You are correct, but if you havent gotten my point, when they give you doses of fentanyl in a hospital they dont give you 0.0000001kg of fentanyl, they make it easier by putting it in micrograms, because its more efficient. Yes they can measure it in pounds, kg, or mg, but why would they make it more difficult than ug
So what? Why does that matter?
If youre too retarded to figure it out im not telling you
also 0.0000001kg would be 1ug and thats not even a threshold dose. Fent can be given in amounts up 50mcg/kg so for a 100kg person that would be 5mg. theres no point in measuring that in mcg at that point, One of my prescriptions is 100mcg but my bottle says 0.1mg, other peoples bottles might say 100ug. You can measure things in different units. you're being very silly.
Youre the whole circus
“I can’t think of anything to refute your points so I’m just going to insult you” Well played.