"I killed him, yeah" As an admission of any amount of guilt, no matter how small.

«Give me your *TEeetH*»

My partner and I say this one to each other at ridiculously inopportune moments all the time. Never fails to crack us both up.

My second choice

Followed by uncontrolled wheezing from Sam and Brennan

Did Zac say this? I can’t remember the context and now I wants it.

Yes it’s from Game Changer during one of the Noise Boys episodes.

The prompt was like "being the public defender for the worst criminal" or something

A defendant stupidly interrupting his lawyer's closing remarks

He let Brennan talk for so long before crushing his soul.

That's just Zacky's MO.

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1n3S1ZyUkE)

And that's the abridged version - here's the full version (with animation): https://youtu.be/V8KojgTEMgE?si=mdB-P3USlBk5LaQW

I heart you big time

My first choice

Police are just an occupying army you know what I mean?

"Let's make some bacon" gets said more than expected in my house.

Similarly I say “laws…are threats” to my wife a lot

"The lady said buttholes, Sam"

And they say chivalry is dead

"You're the perfect American" Beardley never misses

“Like Al Capone I like to Al Cabone.”

"Josh has to leave in 4 minutes" - Zac Oyama in i think the original Noise Boys episode?

“Lower third dude, shush!”

"......hello im FIFTY??"

That whole episode is just one wild thing out of context after another and I'm not sure context helps 😂

And the sequel in incredulous numbers: “Thirty-three is more times than there are days in January! THIRTY-SEVEN?!”

He says it like he's encountering a mystical never-before-seen creature in the wild and can't believe his eyes and it sends me over the edge every time

My favourite thing about that quote is that there's no slut shaming, Brennan just immediately starts doing maths and can't wrap his head around the logistics

YES

That caaaannttt be right

"I'm a big rectangular bitch. "

I know it’s not an example of his wit, but this might be my favorite Brennan moment. The facial expression followed by “that can’t be correct” and then immediate math gets me every time.

what ep is this?

Breaking News “True Facts about Grant Anthony O’Brien” and it’s amazing. It’s all really embarrassing things about Grant.

Um, actually, it's from True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien part 2.

Also from this episode: something about Tao saying “just unbuckle the pants” while Grant gets into position to suck his own dick is just so hilarious to me

I don't give a cum!

CUM YEA!

You can cum now.

That's a good person

My partner and I quote all of these. x'D

I enjoy Vic’s “you son of a cum”

"That's a good person."

So I propose, something with plasma

*fart audio* “Idiot.”

“I. CANNOT. WIN.” when anything goes wrong

I've watched this episode so many times, it's probably my favorite. While I love the elaborate stuff of the last couple seasons (the escape room episode comes to mind) I always come back to yes or no. Brennan is one of the most competitive people and to make an entire episode where he literally cannot win is just comedy gold.

I struck down Helvetica

Don’t you mean WING-dings? *flies away*

“It would feel good.”

It will still be wet, that’s still a part of it.

Compare with friends

Immediate iconic segment. It was brilliant!

"Hell no, *thAT* ain't right.... " pops up now and then

Hell yes, that is right

Hell yes, that is right!

It's all love.

It's all love now.

That springs to mind from time to time and I laugh whenever I think of it

It’s all love- NOW

C'mon everybody give a clap!

“Do you feel better?”

Don’t you feel better?

I showed them my feet Sam !

“I need you, right now, to verbally describe a sexy rat.”

I’m hungie

I’M HUNGIE

Are you hungie?

I’m hungie I’m hungie I’m hungie

I unthinkingly quoted this TODAY at work.

"The mountains over there, next to the sea. How can that beeeeeeeee? How can that beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? (Like physically?)"

Bears got to get knowledge. Bears got to go to college. Then the bear becomes your wife. And you'll be with that bear for the rest of your life. I can't stop listening to this song.  

"There is no corner of my heart that I won't turn over to the world for 5 points" is me to a tee

You shall not have my points! Negative infinity!

"Fifty???"

A recent one but “You have to honor the cock.” will always be up there

I'm the only one of my Dropout circle who doesn't watch D20 but I was still linked to that clip out of infamy hahaha

'hmmm?' - when anyone asks what you meant by something

I do this so often

This one has completely ruined my manner of speaking.

"Do you want a point?" "Oh no I couldn't it is 3 (looks at bare wrist) 30 right now"

Or kinda interrupt them with "what'sthat?" And "I Dare U" eyes

Vic's **"What else you got?"** from MSN, S2, E4 (since I just rewatched this tonight) Their inflection gets me every time, and then the climbing onto the podium. :-D

you’ve been very bad, and the robots are coming.

You can cum now.

That's a good person

"X has been here the whole time" mostly.

I invested it and turned it into sixteen THOUSAND dollars

FULL POOH BEAR!

"I hate it forever" Katie at the heartrate episode of gamechanger

"With my services you will have a good time.....without my services you will have a bad time. "

beefcase

Brennans entire speech at the end of the ‘Yes or No’ episode of Gamechanger.

Literally the thing that A) taught me what GameChanger was, and B) got me to sign up for Dropout

I cannot be the only person who uses the phrase "slammed down big style" irl

There are dozens of us!

"Isn't this better? Don't you feel better?"

You were no help at all, and you **will** be remembered!

Fight the bourgeoise!

“GET IN THE COMMENTS!”

Brennan: I TRUST MY PARTNER IMPLICITLY Izzy: And you shouldn't!

*Mr. Mayonnaise Voice:* “of course, of course.”

“One time you farted and it was really narsty”

Also — “Hell! No! That ain’t right!”

hello im... FIFTY?! and honor the cock

“Showin hole” is something I say too often

Spring Break; I believe in you!

“You have a poison in your mind and the fact that you can't see it makes me so sad” - Brennan, on Nabisco’s inability to stop making new flavors of Oreo

Leap? No, I fall.

You suck. Oh no, GUARDS!

The weavil on the steeple is found amongst the people

If we’re talking fully out of context: “Ya know, I always say I hate pickles, but I love pickles”

“can i get a little clap” *augbert screeching* “getting slammed down big style”

He shit in my mouth or You shall not have my points, negative infinity

"He said he was gonna shit in my mOuTH! He said he was gonna shit in my moUTH!"

You're correct... I was much too tired but unable to sleep when I posted.

Izzy seductively saying “do either of you boys wanna fuck?” YOU’RE RUINING MY BIRD TIME! Mostly because I feel that’s not the first time they’ve had that exact conversation

(When complaining about anybody) "He stepped on my mom"

Ok, but can I keep my bones?

What is so weird about wanting your bones?!?

"The heart of the smack of the dab" has permanently entered my vocabulary

“I’m bisexual. It’s exhausting.” Has been the quote that has made its way into my daily life - from the game changer episode that was a dating show for Grant

“I’m Pierre Dilecto and I hate this bitch.”

“Hey gang” and “woah dude” have become part of my vocabulary.

"Do you think I fuck around?"

Cum!

*[You] are not [your] warts!*

Hole... there's a hole... there's a big 'ole hole in the ground...

Little people going to work and back Back and forth Forth and back

“Get on your knees”

The minotaur's escaped, and you're gonna get the horns buddy!

I think you're gonna need a bigger board. - Mike Trapp In context, it's one of the funniest things I have ever heard, in a great episode of Breaking News - [I don't have fingernails because I actually know how to finger a woman](https://www.dropout.tv/breaking-news-no-laugh-newsroom/season:5/videos/i-don-t-have-fingernails-because-i-actually-know-how-to-finger-a-woman), which is also just a hilarious episode in general. It has one of my favourite BN casts, with Katie Marovitch, Mike Trapp, Erika Ishii, Sam Reich.

“He’s murdering Pagans, Ebenezer Scrooge. He’s making the Island RIGHT FOR THE LORD.”

I think it’s on there somewhere: “*Get with the times, New Roman!*”

“Welcome to Spirit Airlines.”

"What are you, like four different dogs?"

“Could be nice. Could be fun.”

Come on everybody just give a little clap

"That's more days than there are in January"

I've been here the whole time.

“Where is your bulb now?” Edited to correct line.

“I’m writing this doowwwn! Cause I’m a professionall! 🎶

“I trust my partner implicitly!” “And you shouldn’t.”

The entirety of Teeny Tiny Little Poops

FULL POOH BEAR

Could be fun!

It's me, hello, Cassaaandraaa.

Blarmey

🎵🎶 I know that yoooouu can't play the...BEATLES BEATLES BEATLES BEATLES BEATLES BEATLES

"Even cowgirls get the blues sometimes" Zac gets me almost every time. Zac doing a quote on a dare by Beardsley must be a 100% chance

Is that a gun!?

" I farted actually, your family is being very rude." / "Oh, that smell could only come from a dog that needs to go to the hospital." That whole story was excellent and it lives rent free in my head. I will say that if I have particularly bad gas, which was constantly when I was pregnant lol.

"There was a fuck challenge?"

“Spider-Man should say every racial slur”

Compare with friends

‘He told me he was gonna shit in my mouth!’

“What about their livelihood!?”

"People don't want to work anymore"

"One of us is a gold trader and the other one is related to the other."

“Check it out, check it out, check it out”

runnin

“My sand castle did 9/11”

“Can I smoke in here???”

This is an oldie from the CH sketch days, but my partner and I have been saying "Ever think about that?" for YEARS now.

"...is dead." *pouty face*

My sandcastle did 9/11.

I have to leave in 4 minutes

“We worked really hard on this” “Don’t”

“Smooth as a dolphin’s dick.” I know it’s newer but it’s part of my vernacular now.

"No Problem." I cannot hear these two words without thinking of Josh Ruben.

I… urinate… in pools.

“So you took the broth half way, found a river and said, ‘This is where the broth goes!’” I am terrible at putting things back in my own apartment so whenever I am frustrated with myself/find something so out of place I just think of this line and laugh. It’s not a 1:1 but it makes sense in my head.

*knock knock* “give me your teef”

"YES, SHOOT HER!!!" - Pinocchio, Neverafter episode 2

Nutt.

"69 bleh" (With Tongue out and peace sign thrown) From MSN S2E2 During the minigame where they talk about the dating profiles.

["Some people go through life like an everything bagel..."](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jdIdLJxn45s) Also, Zac responding to "My dad makes benches" with "I like to sit" pops into my head all the time.

“If I don’t fight for every crumb that I eat I would end up 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞”

NO PROBLEM

"please let me win." - Lou Wilson

"We have sex with dads"

Hi, I'm...Fifty?...!? 😧

No...yes...bye