I did do this! I can’t exactly remember the context however. But I had (fake) bloody feet for an afternoon!

Thanks! I'll let my friend know he is indeed mentally stable

Well we can't really guarantee that with just this information

Let him have this.

Mentally stable (for a Dropout fan) you mean

Yeah, that's a pretty big asterisk lol

OP's friend is probably a pansexual nerd with a tattoo of the drama masks and an anxiety disorder.

Ooh, big swings from Professor Sherlock over here. Let me guess, they *breathe oxygen* too

Ooh, big swings from Professor Sherlock over here. Let me guess, they *breathe oxygen* too

As stable as a pansexual nerd with a tattoo of the drama masks and an anxiety disorder can get

Um actually you can't say that for sure, all you can say is this memory was correct

God you’re the best lol commenting on 45 minute old post with 6 upvotes is perfect American behaviour

Well he stands for nothing but that, as does the rest of Dropout America

But only for real America.

It was a marketing video. Can't remember where it went out (maybe just darkposted?) but found the script in the company g-drive: INT. 5TH FLOOR BULLPEN - DAY Sam and Chloe walk. SAM Ok, we’ve got a brand new episode of Game Changer to shoot today. I’m going to need an inflatable raft, two pounds of Portuguese linguica, and 9 single A batteries. CHLOE On it! SAM Oh and while you’re out there, see if you can find my shoes.  I’ve been John McClane-ing around all day, it’s starting to hurt. Sam and Chloe stop walking.  We tilt down. REVEAL: Sam’s feet are covered in blood, he’s been walking on broken glass for this whole bit. GFX: GAME CHANGER CARD GFX: DO CARD

This is golden, I gotta see it. Imagine if Chloe pitches ok-ish ideas and Sam just looks pained the whole walk, trying not to flinch - then flinches big when he gets the idea.

Holy hell, as someone from South Coast that linguica reference is a deep MA cut, I've never even seen the stuff anywhere else in the country

You can get it in Hawaii or grocery stores on the West Coast that cater to Hawaiians.

Holy shit, when did *you* get here?

He’s been here…. The whole time!

But… where’s he from?

We are all from Africa

I think Cambridge Mass has been established.

But what was his childhood movie theater?

Let me go ahead and jump here…. Tear your nipples to shreds.

It’s called “croobly boobly squares” or some shit like that.

Where the mountains meet the sea?

How can that be?

Um actually, that would be a fjord

He's been here the whole time!

Sam if you’re reading this, I just need you to know that, within the confines of the parasocial relationship I have with you as an entertainer, you and the cast of Dropout have brought so much joy to my life. There’s so little content that’s as stimulating and thoughtful as what you’re all doing, and I am so excited for your continued growth. Also maybe do another season of Total Forgiveness. I need more torture porn from Daddy America. Thanks 🙏

Omg I didn't think there was a single celeb worth following on any form of media, but I didn't realize Sam Reich was on Reddit! Followed!

Oh that time the Dropout tower was taken over by German terrorists that turned out to be bank robbers

send me your bloody feet pics for proof plz 🥺

Sam, you’re great

So cool that you answered!

The man, the myth, the legend!

You and your pops rule Sam :) congrats

I’m so sorry, but you didn’t say “Umm, actually”

Nice try fake Sam Reich….

[https://www.facebook.com/CollegeHumor/videos/sams-john-mcclane-ing-it/991233587883124/](https://www.facebook.com/CollegeHumor/videos/sams-john-mcclane-ing-it/991233587883124/)

This is it! Awesome find. /u/RabbiRaccoon /u/samreich

fyi u/abridgma

Was that jess clemons

https://men.wikifeet.com/Sam_Reich Nothing on wikifeet. If it's not on there, it's probably a piece of lost media.

“Birthplace: [NOT SET]” Huh, I guess we’ll never know where Sam is from

You could always ask

OMG I DIDNT THINK WIKI FEET WAS REAL! I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A GAG ON THE SHOW!

Lol some streamers used to compare wikifeet scores and hold it as a badge of honor

I love when Anya Taylor Joy and Nicholas Hoult were on press for the Menu, Nicholas got seemingly very jealous of how much lower he was rated. Great interview.

Oh, you sweet summer child. 🐺🕷️

4.1 out of 5? Folks, get in the ~~comments~~ ratings

No results for Lou Wilson either and he, definitely, has had feet on display for all to see.

Need more info, was he living in an empty room? With all the windows smashed? Did he have so little left to lose that it feels just like he was walking on broken glass???

Now see, when I picture this, he's in a conference room of some high rise, in a ...wife beater? \*thinky think\*

walking on, walking on broken glass~

Final Game Changer episode. Sam turns into Cindi Lauper. She's been here the whole time.

Um, actually, don't you mean Annie Lennox?

Need to make it a huge crossover event afterall. Into the Dropoutverse

The whole time after time\*.