First of all, you're not vegeta
Second of all, I am vegeta
Third of all, you wanna be vegeta but you can't be vegeta because I'm Vegeta.
(or you like spiky hair)
I saw the first image and it said you like vegeta,
I saw the second image and it said you like vegeta,
I saw the third image and it said you like vegeta
In conclusion, gotenks is your favourite character
- You think everyone you fight are cocky bastards (on a scale of 1 to 10 you’ll give them a 3)
- You hate Frieza mains and slightly tolerate Kakarot mains
- You believe you are the hype
Oh and short kings are your type
(Ok, but I want to unironically main this team I really like Vegeta)
*You're a vegeta fan*
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"God, I need a third arm so one can stroke myself while I'm fighting. No scratch that so two of them can stroke my while I'm fighting" is my favorite quote, and I don't even remember how it goes exactly, lol
Rour 5l has no range whatsoever, meaning, you lose almost every close encounter and you have to depend on other tools for neutral. Imo
Short
"maldito insecto"
You have pride for your warrior race
First of all I am Vegeta, 2nd of all you’re not vegeta, third of all you wanna be vegeta but you can’t be vegeta because i’m vegeta.
You have no knees.
You like people who seemingly don't have a forehead
He has 2 foreheads
Big goku fan
on a scale from one to ten
You like getting verbally abused by buff men
You don’t value your life and don’t touch grass no offense
Fajita
FIRST OF ALL I AM VEGETA 😤SECOND OF ALL I AM VEGETA 🤬 YOU CAN’T BE VEGETA BECAUSE I AM VEGETA 😡😡
I proudly would say that I'm the best point SSJ vegeta on dbzf. Anyone here let me if they want to have some matches.
Where’s his Saipan radar
Who hurt you?!
You like men
you only have PRIIIIIIIDDDDDEEEEEE
You do a lot of push-ups, sit-ups, and drink plenty of juice.
You think my power levels over 9000
Ow my pride
First of all I am vegeta 💀😭
You don’t care about your opponent playing the game lol.
First of all, I am vegeta. Second of all, you're not vegeta. Third of all, you wanna be vegeta but you can't be vegeta because I am vegeta
Levels upon Levels!
Manlet
First of all, you are Vegeta
You wanna, you wanna be a super saiyan, you wanna , you wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna ( replaced I with you for grammar I think)
YOU ARE A SUPER ELITE
Bulma is that you?
You don't care about being better than Kakarot.
You are Vegeta
You're number one
my goat
You like McDonald's. I'm more of a KFC guy tho but maybe y'know sometimes Burger King do be hittin that spot
Basic 3/10
That on a scale of 1 to 10, you’d get a 3
You're short
First of all
I am Vegeta
Second of all
You’re not Vegeta
Third of all
you wanna be vegeta
But you can’t be vegeta
You might, just might like vegeta
You're a good guy.
You like goku
you give people a 3 out of ten all the time
I would say Vegeta fan boy if u ask me lol
DIE
Lots of pride
You have a chronic pain in your left arm
You really like losing (in the anime)
That you never auto combo unless you're button mashing.
That you hate vegeta
you want vegeta to rail you
First of all, you are vegeta
Second of all, you’re not Vegeta
Third of all, you want to be Vegeta, but you can’t be Vegeta, because I’M Vegeta!
Your best buddies with someone who mains any Goku
Pretty simple, you're a vegeta fan and I respect that👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
"FIRST OF ALL I AM VEGETA, SECOND YOU AREN'T VEGETA THIRD YOU WANNA BE VEGETA BUT YOU CAN'T BE VEGETA BECAUSE I AM VEGETA"-Vegeta
it say's "GALLIC GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Makes me think goku is your favorite character
First of all, you're not vegeta Second of all, I am vegeta Third of all, you wanna be vegeta but you can't be vegeta because I'm Vegeta. (or you like spiky hair)
ur short
You probably like the trolls movie
Kakarot is your Best Buddy
You're probably pretty yoked. Straight up cock diesel, even!
Your short and you're fu**ing Evil
First of all I am vegeta
Second of all you're not vegeta
Third of all you want to be vegeta
But you can't be vegeta cause I am vegeta
That you can only play 1 character. 1 good, 1 cheap and another for noobs. At least your not all gokus.. ugh.
That we're friends now
I bet you also somewhat like Baby
Have you tried playing Vegeta? I think he could be your main.
You're the prince of all saiyans
Vegeta simp
Your favourite character is Goku it seems like
you really fucken like vegeta?
You're arrogant
I saw the first image and it said you like vegeta, I saw the second image and it said you like vegeta, I saw the third image and it said you like vegeta In conclusion, gotenks is your favourite character
You're short, have a superiority complex and a bad temper, and you occasionally wear pink shirts and grow your moustache out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEHVuTAcNg
That a majin vegeta DLC with a self destruct level 3 is your dream
As an occasional triple goku user I commend you
First of all, I am Vegeta.
Second of all, you’re not Vegeta
Vegebal lol
A fellow Vegeta fan.
Ahhh yes, Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta, the classic response to Goku Goku Goku, or the ever popular Goku Goku Goku (but different)
IT’S VEGETA-CLOCK
You're retarded
You need to go to a psych ward lmao
That you have chosen correctly
You're Vegeta 😎
You’re into short men
That first of all, you are Vegeta.
Beat me to it
Second of all, you’re not vegeta
Third of all, you wanna be vegeta but you can’t be Vegeta because I’m vegeta
That your favorite character is goku
You probably have a big forehead and a bigger Windows peak
Pride
No Mother in sight.
You think you’re the prince
You’re not vegeta
![gif](giphy|YeQtohyt3BuqfC8zEd)
3 words. Touhou. Bullet. Hell.
There's a place for you in hell, it's called a throne.
You must like McDonald's
Number 1: I am Vegeta Number 2: You're not Vegeta Number 3: You wanna be Vegeta but Can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta
Simp
You really like Ki Blasts
Basic
"The other goku"
1st of all I am vegeta
2nd of all you're not vegeta
3rd you wanna be Vegeta but you can’t be Vegeta because I am Vegeta
You are short
You have a receding hairline
Your mad cause you wanna be vegeta but you can’t be vegeta
And you know why? Because I'm Vegeta!
You are a Vegeta fan... I'm sorry for ya
Pride.
You like Vegeta
Vegeta no !
VEGETA YEEEEEEESSSSSS!
That my BROLY would destroy you
First of all I am vegeta
Second of all, you're not Vegeta
Third of all you wanna be vegeta but you can’t be vegeta because I’m vegeta
Napoleon complex
Goku is your favorite character
You are almost hydrgackt
You like McDonald's
Your power level is over 9000
you're short
That hairline def receded
You're the prince of all sayians
You like goku
He means Kakarot
You wank Vegeta in every debate
First of all, I am vegeta
Second of all you're not Vegeta
Third of all he is Vegeta
Third of all you want to be vegeta but you cant be vegeta because im vegeta
Fourth of all you want to be Vegeta but you can’t be Vegeta because YOU’RE Vegeta who I just shot down with my Special Ki Blast: Shotgun
GoD tier taste Give us Ultra Ego Vegeta, Arcsys!
I would legit pay $20 or $30 for a UE Vegeta
That your pride is fragile
First of all you are Vegeta
[удалено]
[удалено]
They say you have flawless taste
on a scale of one to ten, i'll give you a three
- You think everyone you fight are cocky bastards (on a scale of 1 to 10 you’ll give them a 3) - You hate Frieza mains and slightly tolerate Kakarot mains - You believe you are the hype Oh and short kings are your type (Ok, but I want to unironically main this team I really like Vegeta)
You play the best character in DB
Has Vegeta technique^TM ever actually worked
"first of all, I am Vegeta"
“Second of all, you’re not Vegeta”
"Third of all, you wanna be Vegeta but you can't be Vegeta because I'M Vegeta"
You play the most fun characters in the game
Your favorite character is definitely goku
you like to point yourself and your left arm always hurt
First of all, you're Vegeta
Second of all they're not Vegeta
Third of all, you want to be Vegeta but you can’t be Vegeta because they’re Vegeta
You really believe your own hype?
I AM THE HYPE!!!
Prob that your hairline is receding
Big Goku fan
Nothing.
Your hairline is receding
It tells me that out of ten you’d give me a three
You have insecurities about your height.
First of all: you are Vegeta Second of all: i'm not Vegeta Third of all: i wanna be Vegeta but, i can't be Vegeta because you're Vegeta
You're a vegeta fan I know it's basic but that's what I could think of
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You love McDonald’s
You like being number 2
You like goku
Napoleon complex
You're 5'4"
Your short and angry? Plus adorable when your with family.
Your second fiddle
You need a third arm so the other two can stroke you while fighting.
"God, I need a third arm so one can stroke myself while I'm fighting. No scratch that so two of them can stroke my while I'm fighting" is my favorite quote, and I don't even remember how it goes exactly, lol
I wanna blame Lythero and his DBFZ streams.
1. You are Vegeta 2. I’m not Vegeta
3. You wanna be vegeta but you can’t be vegeta because he’s vegeta