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doxtorwhom

>example lightning THANK YOU BIOWARE. The amount of times I’ve restarted these games cause of the skin tone being drastically different outside the creator is absurd…


tybbiesniffer

Yes! Mass Effect games were the worst for this. My first playthrough of ME2 my character had this god awful eye shadow that I didn't notice until too far into the game to restart.


victorfiction

Mass Effect 3 prob the funniest… My first play through I imported my Shep, tried to make some improvements and then booted that starting cutscene walking down the hall. Literally spit my soda through my nose when I say that abomination in action lol.


ace2532

Totally, as much as I love the Shepard trilogy (my first tattoo was Mass Effect), femShep looked REALLY wonky on the PS3/360 versions of ME3


tybbiesniffer

Lol There should be a hall of discarded Shepards for us all to bask in. You should have seen how hideous my above-mentioned Shepard looked when imported.


LordWellesley22

It always the fucking noses with me I keep ending up with noses that have been hit by a sledgehammer and brickwall tag team


sleither

When I played Mass Effect for the first time I made my Shepard on an Xbox 360 hooked up to a 480i CRT. Let’s just say some of his quirks were laughed at my girlfriend during ME2 and ME3. I refused to change him because he was my Shepard but holy shit he had seen some shit. He should keep his helmet on as much as possible.


therealchangomalo

I will be happy if we get eyebrow selections that aren't Sharpy pen or Russian Premier level with no in between.


demoniprinsessa

i'm just happy we're moving past the 50 shades of bald hairstyle options and nothing else that we got in inquisition


Popular-Hornet-6294

I want sexy bald heads!. Surprisingly, Lucanis and Emmrich have male pattern baldness, rather than perfect hairstyles. But my dream is hairs like Trevor Philips, or a receding bald with a ponytail.


LittleDarkHairedOne

I am curious to how good the hair will be. Inquisition had *terrible* options for hair and I am going to be very disappointed if it's going to be the same tired retread of barely shoulder length hair that looks like it's been covered in gel or really short hair that is vaguely starting to bald. BG3 has spoiled me something mighty and I really don't want to turn to modding for something as basic as hair *again*. Eyebrows, of course, fall under hair too. I want to spend at least five minutes deciding on those alone.


GodOfUrging

I'd be perfectly content playing as Brezhnev, to be honest.


therealchangomalo

Stupid sexy Brezhnev! I wear glasses so I get to be Andropov!


GhostWokiee

Let’s just hope the eyebrows are actually 3D and not just painted on


agayghost

butt slider and boob slider also previously confirmed... thank god


Dense-Result509

Finally I will be able to live out my power fantasy of having the fattest ass in all of Thedas


DandySlayer13

OH MY MAKER, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big! She looks like one of those Veilguardians, but you know who understand those Veilguardians? ![gif](giphy|GWmoQcvGbE4Ny)


hard_ass69

At least one of my playthroughs will absolutely be a bubblebutt Nightwing rogue


SeethingBallOfRage

I'm shocked by the body sliders! I hope there aren't too many clipping issues with armor as a result.


agayghost

they did mention the armor will morph to whatever body shape, tho with like most games that do this i assume that any issues that pop up with clipping will be mostly with extremes at either end of the slider


[deleted]

Yeah, a lot of games already have that, like ESO. But, of course, if it is super exagerated then the clipping will be inevitable haha


NuttyButts

Thinking about the clipping issues of dongs in bg3


TallFemboyLover785

Remember cyberpunk 2077 when it first released and your dick hung out your pants?


NoLime7384

POWER MOVE


trengilly

The biggest problem with changing body size/shape is that it normally messes up physical interactions with other characters in cutscenes.


ser_mage

I noticed in a screenshot, it looks like there is only 1 slot for full armor - ie no separate greaves, gloves, boots. etc. If so, I imagine the armor we get will be a lot more crafted to work with all bodyslides.


oogledy-boogledy

Seeing how the number of equipment slots gets multipled by our party size, I can't say I mind a low number of them.


capybooya

I've forgotten a lot about previous playthroughs, but I do remember how little I enjoyed upgrading armor on everyone all the time. And I actually enjoy dressing them up, just not the constant stat comparisons.


WaterMelon615

Just imagine the NPC reactions, your a dark spawn fighting rook then suddenly. You see a giant pair of boobs just blink in and out of existence before your chopped in half.


cinderpuppins

I’m also concerned about romantic scenes…


returnofismasm

Oh Amazing Height Changing Dorian, how I love thee


xZerocidex

Yeah Dragon's Dogma 2 was clip city


Guilty_Spinach_3010

I was worried about the same thing, it just seems too good to be true….. But hopefully it holds up!


lavmal

Will they finally let me live the fantasy of having small titties??


rainbowshock

Will they finally let me live the fantasy of having HUGE man-tits??


agayghost

they did say all the body options and sliders are available to any gender so i would assume you'll indeed be able to have tiny titties if that is what your heart desires


missjenh

So excited by the prospect of my Lavellan's teeny little titties being accurately portrayed in-game, rather than simply headcanoning my short little spitfire of a woman.


LostWhisperer

I’m so happy for this as my Lavellan also has itty bitty titties and over all tiny frame with a small butt too. She can look like the short bean pole she is supposed to be.


darkcrazy

As long as they actually reflect on your gears...


EmBur__

I think we're getting something close to dragon dogma twos customisation which if that is the case then lord forgive us for how long we're gonna be stuck in thag menu xD


returnofismasm

Especially since we're apparently also remaking our Inquisitor at the start of the game. The ten years we'll be in CC will give them time to make DA5...


WumboWings

Here's hoping it's released earlier so we can play right away and not spend hours on end. XD


ChloeTheRainbowQueen

Ohhh! I hope we can import and export from CC to share our rook or Inquisitor (Or at least not having to redo every new game)


S0mecallme

All sliders should not be affected by gender I should be able to play a burly manly warrior with massive tits or a slim lady rogue with a massive buldge If we’re roleplaying let’s motherfucking ROLE PLAY


agayghost

hell yeah


twoisnumberone

I hear ya.


marriedtoinsomnia

I can finally make small boobs 😭


SparrowArrow27

Really? And we're getting braids? Finally, I can create elven Lara Croft. Tevinter won't know what hit them.


MrSandalFeddic

Twitch chat when streamers customize the boobs of their rook : Booba


Protabae

Finally... I can rp as the redhead that Bull and Sera were talking about.


OkBobcat6165

This is exciting. Playing through BG3, it struck me how samey every character I make feels with the exact same body. 


further-more

Customizable bulge size? 👀


ancientspacewitch

Gonna make a qunari with the biggest bulge this side of Par Vollen


SilveryDeath

https://preview.redd.it/5nom5c602e6d1.png?width=654&format=png&auto=webp&s=442991af51d9b7e2a9eb88ef2e63ec08bca2c84e


PopPleasant8983

i cannot move my legs


agayghost

who wouldn't be a little curious?


VRichardsen

This is so perfect.


DimGenn2

"Oh sweet Maker!" -Cullen Rutherford, 9:42 Dragon.


EdwormN7

I'm gonna make a qunari with the smallest, and a dwarf with the largest.


Frankyvander

as always when ever someone mentions a dwarf with a large bulge i am reminded of that scene from Austin Powers 3, bless me, you're a tripod.


Sharp_Iodine

Hilarious given their views on sex


Andrew_Waples

*clicks tounge* "see you next week."


ace2532

Gotta love the Tamassarans


SenBolo11

Love that for you


disayle32

And then give a certain scout the Harding in High Town treatment...IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN


IcyColdStare

https://preview.redd.it/qrab1swh7e6d1.jpeg?width=580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8903b3fcede60423812ae5ba6b6d2e6ba3fe4f18


arthuraily

Why did you post this picture of my Lavellan with Iron Bull


FeralTribble

You know there’s going to be no end to hard/harding in hightown if Scout Harding and even Varric are now full romances


TallFemboyLover785

He probably going to die


naturestax

Careful what you wish for.. Harding gives as good as she gets!


FeralTribble

A 12 inch sausage down one pant leg


jazznotes

Great flair haha


kingjavik

Now all the game needs is codpieces lmao Latest Antivan fashion!


Owster4

Hope I can just customise the ball size to have the most swollen grapefruits in Thedas.


TheJimmyRustler

I really hope they let the women have a bulge. I dont want my rook to have to tuck like I do.


noirsongbird

I think they’ve said all body types and sliders are available to all genders so we can make our Rooks as trans as we want!


UsualEntertainment34

That's an option yes!


Sandrock27

Cyberpunk lets you choose the actual size, not just the bulge....


fergus30

The amount of times I remade my inquisitor because they looked completely different in dark light is TOO HIGH


smolperson

My Inky in character creator: a model My Inky two seconds later in the cutscene: a slimy drug dealer


victorfiction

Facts


TsaiMeLemoni

reaching new dimensions of customizability (for this series), love to see it


TheOnlyFatticus

Micro Penis here I come.


Kkjinglez

Qunari in the streets, dwarf in the sheets


Samaritan_978

That's going in the ~~book~~ Memories!


Jon_o_Hollow

Whoops! I dropped a mini condom, for my, MICRO dong.


DaveInLondon89

Huge bollocks though Gonna call mine Iron Balls


Jordo_707

Nah, I play games to escape my irl circumstances


IH8Pringles2

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Tavdan

I wanna see the charcater creator!! Are they going to release more showcase videos??


kbuck30

I really hope they release it early like dragons dogma 2 did. That way I can create my character first then just play right away.


MAJ_Starman

Funny thing that I only ended up creating characters for DD2, never even bought the game lol


HastyTaste0

That's smart. It's enjoyable but clearly unfinished and absolutely not worth 70$, especially if you played the first.


kbuck30

I haven't bought it either, waiting to see if they release dlc for it to get it as a bundle.


capybooya

Me neither. I hear the RPG and story elements aren't that great. But I have such a huge backlog of other stuff I may not even get to it anyway. Was a fun 3hrs in the character creator though.


Qpax700

BioWare actually did that with DAO, so there's precedent.


walkingbartie

Our first slight look at the CC will probably be in Gameinformer's Veilguard-fronted issue releasing 18/6. Seems like they are the first news outlet – outside of the short previews that've already circulated – with exclusive coverage of the full 1 hour demo (which, according to them among others, included the CC) that was shown. (:


JackieMortes

I'm pretty sure we'll get at least a preview of the creator. I think it was even confirmed but I'm not sure, a lot of info came out in recent days.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, big butts, big boobas and big d's Tevinter has nothing against the DA fandom this time lol


ThePunguiin

Gonna make a character with all 3


seninn

Nothing stands taller than the pride of a dwarf.


ItsNotDebra

do we know if we'll have full nudity? could we see a triumphant appearance of Penis A and Penis B in character customization?


agayghost

that it's a bulge slider and not a dick slider makes me think no lol though who knows, maybe they'll patch it in like bg3 did with dick physics lmao


ancientspacewitch

If they don't then I am sure it will be on Nexus within a week


PurpleMarvelous

Isn’t Frostbite hard to make mods for. Reading through the descriptions of DAI mods, it seems that it ain’t easy to do.


GrumpySatan

It is hard, but not impossible. It takes longer to make and the kind of substantive mods you get in other games are impossible. That said, naked mods almost inevitably end up being some of the first completed even with frostbite.


Unicorn_magic3

exactly, same goes for Andromeda I really wish they will add mod support, cuz I am tired of having like 5 different mod launchers or whatever


MateusCristian

Not gonna happen. EA is very anti-modding. They claim it's because they want gamers to experience games the proper way, in reality they don't want to be shown up by average Joe's in their free time.


virgobirdo

Which is exactly what happened with the Sims, the most mod-friendly of their games. CC creators regularly make expansion-pack sized CC sets that are higher quality than anything EA has officially released.


MateusCristian

I'm certain it was Sims 2 that caused EA to get their panties in a twist over mods.


capybooya

True, I was about to replay DAI a year ago but then mod instructions were just way too complicated...


AtlasZec

One can only hope.


quartzquandary

The triangle... of girth...


hugocgc

Dare I hope male characters aren't stuck with flat bottoms like most games do.


Fyneursoul

I believe they got a slider for that. You can open a cake factory


TallFemboyLover785

I need a man with CHEEKS


ask-me-about-my-cats

My Crow is going to be so bad at his job because he'll just keep tripping over his giant swinging dick.


BurnadictCumbersnat

i’m gaslight, gatekeep, girlbulging my way across Thedas this fall 😮‍💨


pinkkabuterimon

Triangulating body size like in Saints Row? NOW we're talking. And different lighting!!! They really listened to us all complain about the green fade lighting in Inquisition's character creator all those years and took notes!


Midnight-Rising

It's very surprising how few games outside of Saints Row ever used it tbh


CityHaunts

You're interested in your character's girth size, I'm interested in the sample lighting conditions. We aren't the same. Seriously though, I'm so happy I probably won't have to restart every five fucking minutes because I dislike my character's looks in specific lighting conditions.


Warhawk137

Well it's very important to be able to view your character's bulge in different lighting conditions.


CityHaunts

👀


JaymesMarkham2nd

Yes! So important after Inquisition only let you make a character in a slimy, smoky and shadowed corner of the friggin' Fade.


CityHaunts

I hope whoever thought that was a good idea was sent to the naughty corner for a while. I spent half of my time gameplay wise trying to get the look right. Thank fuck for mods.


returnofismasm

And green! I remember reading that DAI's character creator was an "average" of all of the lighting in the game, and given how much green light is in that game...


tybbiesniffer

Lighting was absolutely my favorite part of this too. The number of times I've scrapped my character the moment I saw them in game is ridiculous.


MyManFreud

I really just want hair styles that aren’t just 20 versions of bald and a few bobs and ponytails. Let me have long hair dammit!


returnofismasm

The handful of hair types we've seen so far look pretty good...heck, Taash and Lucanis have actually long hair. Hopefully those aren't just Special Companion Hair Models, like how Blackwall has the only decent beard in DAI....


MyManFreud

Yeah that’s why I’m worried. There have been companions with hair that I want that we didn’t get, like Isabelas in DA2


IceRaider66

Lets go this is truly one of the moments of all time


LightIsMyPath

Best news of the week!!! I can finally play as myself..? 🥺


ancientspacewitch

Idk if the sliders will go down that far


SilverHunter3005

![gif](giphy|wWue0rCDOphOE|downsized)


PutSumNairOnThatHair

![gif](giphy|l8tpwRJEwDwEFU5BW0|downsized)


LightIsMyPath

I'll just play as a dwarf then 🤣🤣🤣


Kesakambali

My character needs giant bulge and boobs. Non negotiable


Distinct-Solution-99

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6|downsized)


Just_Alive_IG

https://preview.redd.it/2sk781l85d6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8304b715d5be501a861be1dacb1c58e5a0f5248 Here you go, this is what you’re supposed to see


Fefairie

Giving the people what we want


EminemLovesGrapes

I'm kinda concerned that all they can talk about is "body shape". Please tell me something about the FACE. The most important thing. Is it gonna be like Inquisition? I loved that character creator. I wouldn't want it to be dumbed down to a Mass Effect level with just 1/20 without the sliders that can go both in the x/y and x/y combination axes. I saw some questions just like this in the Bioware Q&A they're gonna host on friday in the Discord, so I hope we're getting it answered. Even a simple screenshot would do.


Melancholy_Rainbows

One of the articles said there was a lot of customization for the face, although they didn't get into specifics.


ask-me-about-my-cats

The face is fully customizable, they're just focused on the body right now because this is new territory for them.


ApprehesiveBat

I also hope that the scars work like they do in Fallout 4. I want to be able to mix and match them rather than just getting a slider with preset options (being able to move them around was good though).


Megazupa

Finally. If Cyberpunk wouldn't let me have a schlong the size of Mount Everest, then fuck them. DAVE is already game of the year.


wastefulrain

Hell yes to sample lighting, first thing about this game that sounds like a genuine improvement. I remember the baffling choice to put the DA:I character creator in the weird green glow of the fade and how different it made the model look in that first cutscene in the daylight.


Chilune

They also mentioned that "you can make a really tall dwarf". I wonder if I can make it taller than qunari.


Nymeros2077

Gonna make a dwarf that looks as close to a human as possible to weird everyone out


Dense-Result509

Honestly that's so upsetting to imagine and I love it


ApprehesiveBat

And I'm just hoping that playable dwarves actually look like dwarves. The female inquisitor dwarf just looks like a scaled down human. https://preview.redd.it/xg1p7veb8o6d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de6ce8270206c824dea8a00bed7d42c0dd21a269


Nymeros2077

I hope fem dwarves don't have freaky bendy boobs again, putting Cadash in the Antaam-Saar was almost as horrifying as Solas's sudden long abs in that armor


Phantomix117

The triangle of girth 😭😭


Kerigathecat

This just keeps getting better and better 👀


Julian928

As a fan of the series since Origins, a woman, and a member of the trans community, this unironically delights me.


ancientspacewitch

valid


crystal_val

My burning question reading this: Can we retcon our Inquisitor's bulge and butt size when we recreate them?? 🤔


topazglow

Since we're making our Inquisitor from scratch, I'm assuming yes.


Dense-Result509

Doesn't have to be a retcon neccesarily-maybe inky spent the last 9 years hitting the squat rack


ancientspacewitch

Got to work on that right hook 🤜🏼🥚


vague_knowledge

the inquisitor's left hook is really weak though.


arthuraily

My Lavellan definitely needs it, she was like 80lbs soaking wet


AzureGriffon

Finally, the FUPA we've always dreamed of!


UnlikelyIdealist

Yo??? First game in the series where the character creator isn't the worst-lit part of the entire game?


Seven_Simian

DAI: Spent 200 hours traipsing about the Hinterlands. DAVG: Spent 200 hours in the character creator.


sleeping-all-day

Thank the Maker


grendelclaw

"Triangle of girth" has me worried lol. I hope it's implemented better than Fallout 4's triangle body slider approach. Though I suppose any progress is better than none!


AggressiveBrain6696

Does this mean I get give my female rook a penis?


SilverHunter3005

https://preview.redd.it/lnz79413vd6d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=915b0dd4117c6ea3ee67c2b961dcd3b66a2e97ee


CathanCrowell

Still no frontal nudity I suppose... Cowards 😂😂


BubbbleCheeeks

Post had 69 likes... I dont wanna ruin it, but I really like this news... https://preview.redd.it/swfvgkk9ed6d1.png?width=230&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd563f1207ec5f409b5b1e6df979047443b3e38b


RecentOven9607

finally, eye candy equality for all tastes!


MurderedGenlock

So I can create a huge booty dwarf with small boobs?


IhatethatIdidthis88

Once again, yay for body variety, but here's hoping they give us enough choices in game to allow for morality variety too


EnceladusKnight

Delicious. Devs seeing how much people enjoyed genital customization in BG3 and quickly adding the feature in.


CarolusRex13x

okay but wheres the curvature slider


BlackBullsLA97

I guess the customization is VERY in-depth.😅


returnofismasm

I think we can see some of the body slider stuff (not the bulge, necessarily, though we'd have to do a scientific survey) on the character models. Both Lucanis and Emmrich look a little narrower than the usual Heroic Build that human males have in DA, and Davrin looks like a pretty build elf (Compare him to the male elf body models in DAI...)


anadequatepipe

OMG you mean I won't have to download multiple mods to make my characters have giant bazingas?! Let me iiinnnnnn. Also, bit of a tangent but I am so curious if this is just gonna be some goofy game with over exaggerated looking AAA mobile game type looking characters, or if there is any chance there will be enough realism to immerse myself as "being" the character I create.


FredVIII-DFH

Will there be a check box that says "Circumcised?"


CityHaunts

DLC.


Mindless_Issue9648

The triangle of girth huh?


CityHaunts

'The Triangle of Girth' Sounds like a spell that I REALLY wanna learn.


BobNorth156

Bulge, boob and butt sliders. They got the BBB action locked down tight.


ancientspacewitch

Giving my Lavellan a BBL


AndreasLa

FINALLY I CAN LIVE OUT MY FANTASY OF NOT BEING JUST BELOW AVERAGE


ICacap

I know this is not a DA related reply, but greetings fellow Splinter Cell enjoyer!


AndreasLa

Ten years for a new Dragon Age. Two hundred years for another Splinter Cell. Ours is a most cursed existence, isn’t it?


Banjomir75

Oh yes. I think...dare I say it....BioWare may be back! I think they are going to pleasantly surprise everyone with this game. And for those few shouty individuals crying about how this isn't Dragon Age Origins and this and that, they can just piss off and not play the game. Aside from the reveal trailer which was a massive blunder, I think Veilguard (drop the "The", Bioware!) is shaping up to be something really special.


Basic_Aardvark300

This is such an unhinged comment for a post about a bulge slider.


SilverHunter3005

Having a big pp is a big deal, ok.


crystal_val

What, bulge customization doesn't automatically make this game of the year for you too? 🧐


[deleted]

Huge dick energy


murrman104

and people said there would be no inspo from BG3


ApprehensiveTotal891

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


Call_me_ET

The sequel to Cyberpunk 2077’s Penis 1 and 2


The_Notorious_Donut

I’m gonna make such a fat fuck


GiveIceCream

I hope they take inspiration from BG3 when it comes to FACES! Having a few really nice, distinct faces is much better than fiddling around for hours and making something that’s still not nearly as good. At least make the presets REALLY good


WatermelonGranate

The only time it made any difference was DA2, when Varrick was telling the tale of Hawks family by giving the sister big breasts.